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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your audience is a urinal, bed pan, and a walker.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your cookoo clock bird is a dodo...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You think a mixture of metamucil and preparation H is a great trick.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
And.... it's self-working!
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..but can it be done surrounded?...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Jul 5, 2015, joseph wrote: Only if you have powerful misdirection
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
And it has to be followed by a Royal Flush.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
So there is only one 'out'? ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You sit on a bedpan and shout "Abracadabara"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..followed by 'tada' ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You realize that Jay Leslie must have a hidden camera in your bathroom.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have to vulcanize the tires and add petrol to your Kornwinder Kar...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You bought your linking rings they were made in the Ming Dynasty
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts |
You try YOUR Viagra to fix you break apart wand.
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts |
You can confirm the cups and balls are printed on a pyramid wall cause it was a self portrait.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your great great great grandkids think you are the greatest magician. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You remember a time before anyone did the zombie ball.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The indices on your playing cards leave
no room for the pips. ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The magic word that works all of your tricks is "Kelloggs"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You practice while drinking a
vodka and prune juice. ...
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