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The pop up tie is the only way you get a raise
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You use your lota bowl as a urinal.
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Your show fits in your DeSoto...
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When you are working a retirement home, and they take you back to your room.
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You have to iron out the wrinkles in your
hands before your closeup show...
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When asked what you wear for your show and you reply, depends
In the view of each individual is the world a sleightly different shape, it matters not how things are, but how we perceive them to be.
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Young people ask if you want to smoke a joint before the show
and you tell them that all your joints are already smoked.
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Your grandson pulls a hearing aid out of your ear...
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You tell the birthday boy you're going to do the Paper Tearing Trick, and he asks...
"What is paper?"
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You are starting to look like a Klingon...
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You think your circus act will fly
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A pickpocket lifted your sundial...
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