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gimpy2
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No rules here, just post any line about the heat and how it effects magicians.

I'll start with something simple--

It's so hot you can fry an egg in a mirror box.
Dynamike
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It's so hot, we can't tell which magician is Dynamike.
gimpy2
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It's so hot, flash paper cools the air.
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It's so hot, magicians are performing in Antarctica.
Father Photius
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It's so hot I'm afraid to touch my wand.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Bob Sanders
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It's so hot sponge balls are crunchy.
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Dynamike
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It's so hot my manipulation cigars light automatically.
Father Photius
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My fantasio candles are lighting themselves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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My Invisible Thread is catching on fire.
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Dynamike is considering cooling down his act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
gimpy2
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I am thinking about a visit to Bob Sanders magic valley ranch just to cool off.
Dynamike
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I rather use a penguin instead of a rabbit.
Father Photius
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Went to crack the egg into the glass at the end of my eggbag routine and it came out hard boiled.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Magicians are asking Dynamike what is the secret to stay cool?
Father Photius
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My act was a total melt down.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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My Lota Bowl only pours hot chocolate.
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My botania is following the dogs around...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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My thermometer melted!
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Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
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The audience requested fire tricks in hopes it would cool things down a bit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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