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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts 
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Feel free to share your strange thoughts on this thread.
My Strange Thought: How big would cats (house cats) need to be before they tried to eat us? I mean, you could trust a dog as they demonstrate love and loyalty but cats seem only to tolerate us as bringers of food. I'm not talking about tigers or lions, though for the sake of this ST they could get to that size but I don't correlate tigers/lions to large house cats. Their natural instinct to pounce and swat would become an issue as they grow larger - though I suspect they would play with us a bit (for entertainment purposes) before eating half of us and leave our remnants on the floor...
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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Strange Thought #2: If a world wide virus disabled our taste buds would we eat healthier?
If you can't taste the salty goodness of potato chips, the rich creamy taste of chocolate, or the endless variety of tasty beverages; would you be content with drinking water and eating healthy foods? Or would food texture replace taste?
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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TomBoleware Inner circle Hattiesburg, Ms 3171 Posts
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We all know that the healthier foods don’t taste as good. So yes if we had no taste I could eat broccoli.
Tom
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magicfish Inner circle 7016 Posts
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On Aug 8, 2018, Mike Gainor wrote: I would say probably when they got just a bit larger than a pitbull. |
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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Strange Thought #3: If sex stopped being pleasurable, would the human race die out?
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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0pus Inner circle New Jersey 1739 Posts
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It's a funny thing about pleasure.
It can be quite... PLEASURABLE! - Bruce |
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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True, but if you take out the pleasure principle isn't it just as much fun as doing push ups?
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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#1 There is a stray feral (true feral) cat with kittens that appeared one day. She hissed and spit (never saw a cat spit before) each time I passed. I thought how big would she need to be to bring me down and feed her kittens.
Even a domesticated cat seems to only tolerate their owners (as long as they feed them). I think old cat ladies will end up being eaten by their cats.
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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magicfish Inner circle 7016 Posts
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On Aug 29, 2018, Mike Gainor wrote: No. Many many children are conceived in test tubes. |
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magicfish Inner circle 7016 Posts
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On Aug 29, 2018, Mike Gainor wrote: Domestic cats can be very affectionate. Dogs will eat their owners as well on occasion. |
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0pus Inner circle New Jersey 1739 Posts
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I think Mike is just not a cat person.
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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On Aug 29, 2018, magicfish wrote: Yeah... but I think they are plotting evil thoughts while doing so
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On Aug 30, 2018, 0pus wrote: Cats are fine, but if they were people I wouldn't trust them to hold my wallet.
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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Senor Fabuloso Inner circle 1243 Posts
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On Aug 29, 2018, Mike Gainor wrote: Is sex suppose to be pleasurable? I knew I was doing something wrong.
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.
If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL! |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts
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The reason frogs are so happy is they eat what bugs them.
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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Strange Thought #3: If you had super powers (IE: Superman) where you were extremely strong, 99% invulnerable, fast, and could fly would you be a hero or a villain? Meaning, would you serve the common good or serve your own self interest. I believe the more you think about it the greyer that line becomes. Do you serve humanity and follow their rules... or... do you change the world because now you have the potential to change it? Could you handle that much power?
Yeah... I'd be villain...
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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Senor Fabuloso Inner circle 1243 Posts
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Strange Thought #3 while hypothetical asks the real question about mans true nature. Are we deep down inside good or bad. If I were to be totally honest I would have to say bad. It just seems so natural and easy to be bad. Goodness takes work. I have also seen how people behave when consequences are removed from life's morays. The tendency is to become animalistic, satisfying selfish wants at the expense of others. Most often it takes those who would keep order to coral the evil into behaving. So perhaps I'd like to think myself a due gooder but would not "absolute power corrupt absolutely? My moral compass is strong but I'm not sure I could holdout in a society gone bad?
No matter how many times you say the wrong thing, it will NEVER be right.
If I'm not responding to you? It's because you're a TROLL! |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts
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On Sep 19, 2018, Senor Fabuloso wrote: Personally, I think it's probably better to be bad when surrounded by eels. Especially big, hungry ones. |
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0pus Inner circle New Jersey 1739 Posts
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You just swung for the softball. I was waiting for something on the coral or the due.
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Animated Puppets Loyal user Lost on a Green Screen 285 Posts
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Strange Thought #4
If you are what you eat, what would you look like? "Hey Jill, you're looking great!" "Thanks! I just got back from my stylist, do you like it" Spaghetti is a great look for you, how ever did they get that much lift?" Oh I went with Angel hair and requested al dente, thanks for noticing!'
I still recall the day I met Beaker from the Muppets. He said to me "Meep, meep, mee mee mee Meep!", and that has made all the difference.
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Mr Salk Special user Tied to 568 Posts
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On Aug 8, 2018, Mike Gainor wrote: I've seen this comedy routine and it is hack. Cats don't eat babies or sleeping tots. House Cats, like horses, are domesticated and don't generally harm humans regardless of size. If we were the size of mice we would have been unable to domestic them in the first place.
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