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Larry Bean
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They can put a man on the moon, but they can't .....yadda, yadda, yadda

What do you think should have already been invented or accomplished that hasn't yet happened?

Here's one to get us started:

They can put a man on the moon, but they cant make a soup can where the lid edges aren't sharp enough to cut someone.
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If you want to spend the money, there’s a can opener that cuts around the side of the can, leaving a dull edge that won’t cut you! But where’s the fun in that?
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On Oct 12, 2018, ed rhodes wrote:
If you want to spend the money, there’s a can opener that cuts around the side of the can, leaving a dull edge that won’t cut you!


I think I've seen that - the lid has no sharp edges (because it is cut off of the top of the can just below the lid's lip), but I think the top of the now-lidless can is sharp all the way around!

I am thinking that that is worse than the sharp lid.
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"He was born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad." - Rafael Sabatini, Scaramouche
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They put a man on the moon, but they can't make us live for 200 years.
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They can put a man on the moon but they can't find a cure for the common cold.
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They can put a man on the moon but they can't put a man on Jupiter.
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On Oct 15, 2018, Dynamike wrote:
They can put a man on the moon but they can't put a man on Jupiter.


Probably because there’s no solid ground.
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They can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a decent laptop hinge that won't break!
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On Oct 16, 2018, ed rhodes wrote:
They can put a man on the moon, but they can't make a decent laptop hinge that won't break!


Amen to that! They can put a man on the moon but they cant make the guy in front of me go when the light turns green!
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Although off topic, I hasten to add that the shortest period of time known to science is not a shake (10^^(-8) seconds), a jiffy (3 x 10^^(-24) seconds), or even a Planck time unit (5.39 x 10^^(-44) seconds). It is the interval of time between the light's turning from red to green and the sounding of the first car horn.
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They can put a man on the moon but they cant make a shower curtain that opens and closes without catching on the telescopic joint of the curtain rod.
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They can put a man on the moon (They say) but they still can't find the millions of socks that go missing?????????? Smile Smile
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