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So, after my doctor visit today, I stopped by a fast food restaurant to get some fat laden food. You know, something that actually satisfies your hunger.
"What are you doing!" My wife asked, "Didn't the doctor say you were over weight and needed to lose some weight?"
I affirmed that she was correct but countered with, "But my doctor probably never studied science."
"What does that have to do with anything?" She asked.
"It's pretty straightforward," I explained, "I am on earth and weigh 200 pounds, but if I was on Mars, I'd only weigh 76 pounds. It's elementary science. I am not over weight, I'm just on the wrong planet."

The big burger with fries and a milkshake was pretty good.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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