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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
How do sailors break up with their girlfriends?
They drift apart
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
He is so contrary , he tried to have The Law of Thermodynamics repealed.
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Is Marx's tomb a communist plot? ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
What animal can jump higher than a house?
All of them. A house can't jump.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
What doesn't exist but has a name?
Nothing
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live. ...
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TomBaker Regular user 160 Posts |
In honor of tomarrow...
"If Valentines Day is for couples, what day is for the single man????.... Palm Sunday" |
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blackstone99 Regular user 169 Posts |
My mother bought be two ties for my birthday. One red and one blue. I wore the red one at her house the next day. And what did she say when she saw me?
"So what was wrong with the blue one." |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Why did the genius refuse to do weight training?
He did not want to lift dumbbells.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia,
can you see perfectly? ...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed,' she replied.. 'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered. She did ordered and he pinched, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed each one for awhile in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.' I know, 'she said,' I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came!' |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Is the hostess on a plane full of magicians a 'sleight' attendant?...
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
Quote:
On 2012-04-29 07:01, joseph wrote: If all the magicians on that plane do the Linking rings, would it be a 'Ring Flight' |
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
I call my magic act "Ex-Lax" because all of it passed through Colon first.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When lawyers compete in a marathon, is it a trial run?...
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TomBaker Regular user 160 Posts |
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?????....
*He pasta away *We cannoli do so much *His legacy will become a pizza history *Here today, gone tomato *How sad he ran out of thyme *Sending olive my prayers to the family *His wife is really upset...cheese still not over it *You never saw sausage a tragic thing |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Refrain from talking to characters on the screen.
Tests have proven they can't hear you. ...
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