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Heard about a new movie that's about "constipation"...it hasn't come out yet..
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What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
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The other night I played poker with a pack of Tarot cards.
I got a full house and nine people died. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Why did Santa fire an elf? Because he suffered from low elf-esteem.
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Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing.
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Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back. ...
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What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?
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I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me
to lend them a hand, I can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." ...
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I used to be obsessed with the "hokey pokey"...but I turned myself around
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I used to drink all brands of beer.
Now, I am older Budweiser! ...
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Took my dog to the flea circus...he stole the show
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. ...
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What's a dog favorite snack?

pupcorn
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Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes? ...
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The magician was about to perform in a poor neighborhood. The birthday child answered the door asking the magician, "Are you my father?"
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What is a wife? An object that comes half way between you and the Super Bowl on your TV set.
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What is worse than hearing a corny joke?....Tasting a corny joke.
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Did you hear about the magician who farted all through his show? They say it was a real gasser.
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Yea, that was me.


What did Dynamike say to firecracker? "One day all of this will be yours."
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Quote:
On Jan 28, 2016, Dynamike wrote:
Yea, that was me.

Was that the end of the BBQ contest too?
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