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The only job he could land was in a urology clinic (specializing in E.D.) using his hoops.
Posted: Jan 17, 2010 10:10pm He received his stack deck training from Carol Doda in San Francisco. Posted: Jan 17, 2010 10:29pm He wanted to perform the Lemon Game with an old Ford.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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He wanted to perform the Lemon Game with an old Ford.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He sailed the oceans looking for the noah card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... he thought copying others' acts would make him world famous.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... he thinks the trick Pete's Peepers has something to do with baby chicks on Pete Biro's farm.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... he used a Svengali deck in a poker game.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... he moved into a wagon down by the river hoping to meet some Gypsies so he could learn the Gypsy Curse!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He thought a short card was the extra ace hidden in your underwear...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... asked Obama to help him gain audience appeal.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He sprayed dull coat under his boots so he won't fall on the ice...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... he was afraid of the sharp edges on diamond cut silks.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... he used the mark cards to perform the invisible deck routine.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... he took his digital camera to the photo shop and ordered a double set of negatives.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... he thought it would be easy to shoot his own publicity pictures.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He did cardiographic with a blank card...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... he thought cardiographic is some kind of heart disease.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... he bought helium to use with his Devano deck.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He told the priest to bless his devils hank...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... he used a gun to force a card on a stranger.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... he thought that you could get a telepathic lens for a camera.
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