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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Wolfie remember there are minors reading here too.
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
That is why I blanked it out.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
Good. we even should be setting a good example.
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magicaldj1 Regular user Madison, Wisconsin 122 Posts |
Too late for that
He thinks a pass is what you do to a beautiful woman at a bar. |
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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
He Did and the woman turned out to be someone in Drag
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
Thought that a plam was a tree.
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
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On 2004-12-17 02:55, Wolflock wrote: He he spelled "palm" the wrong way. Posted: Aug 14, 2009 4:40pm He spells "magic" with a "j" instead of a "g". Posted: Aug 15, 2009 11:24am He thought Linking Rings were earrings. Posted: Aug 16, 2009 3:58pm He was afraid to touch red sponge balls because he thought it dealt with a female having a period. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
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On 2009-08-14 16:17, Dynamike wrote: But what about my plam trees?
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<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
That he thinks the Magic Castle is where the King lives.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
That he made boxer shorts out of his old silks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
That he thought a thumb tip was a toe tip.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
That he thought the professors nightmare was just a bad dream...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
He asked for a Jaspernese Thumb Tie at the men's clothing department at J.C. Penney.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
That he thought a Double Levitation meant levitating his assistant twice.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He is wondering why the Blendo Silks did not come with a blender.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He returned his Arm Chopper because it does not come with stitches for putting back on his arm.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought a Boston box was made in Boston...
A jap box was made in asia.. An okito box was made in okito...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He thought Chinese Linking Rings trick included Chinese men.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He tried to link 8 onion rings together...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He thought silk tricks was something he was suppose to wear.
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