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He thought card warp was something he left in the washing machine...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He wears his magic hat in church.
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He thought the Magic Castle was in Scotland...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He sits by his magic hat everyday waiting for a bunny to come out.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
He thought Hippity Hop Bunnies was invented by Hugh Hefner... He bought an old typewriter because he wanted to have an "IBM"... That he thought Copperfield runs a modeling agency so he let his girlfriend go unescorted to his island... That he thought Tabman worked for either Fresca or Royal Crown Cola... Tnat he vacuumed up his apartment then emptied his sweeper bag looking for woofle dust...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought twisted sisters were confused nuns...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He thought there is something wrong with the "Snowstorm in China" trick he just bought. There is only the confetti pellets in the box and he was wondering why he need a pair of chopsticks and a fan and there was no sign of any snow in the box.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He thought his rabbit's boo boo was chocolate candy his rabbit was offering him.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought the double lift was something at the ski resort...
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Beaulieu New user 57 Posts |
Here's a new magicians stab at them:
He thought sleight of hand was when you had tiny fingers. He got arrested for a misunderstanding regarding his cup and balls routine. Thought LeviTation required a sturdy pair of jeans. Thought 'Corinda's 13 Steps' was like Alcoholics Anonymous for magicians. Didn't buy the 'Royal Road to Card Magic' because Americans don't have royalty. Kept producing bars of soap in his magic routine and didn't understand why he had to feed his 'dove'.
"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out" ~Bertrand Russell
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He thought a "stripped deck" had females on it.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He joined the navy because it's ships had many decks...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He always try replacing a billiard ball with a bowling ball.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought a chinese prayer vase came from some temple in Peking...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He traveled to the Mideast to purchase Gypsy Thread.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought slippery sam was some guy on the most wanted list...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
He thought triumph card tricks were invented by Donald Trump.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought you find coin shells on the sea shore...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
He thought the TV card frame came with a TV so he can save money getting two for one payment.
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He thought the paddle move was done in a canoe...
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