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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
...he thought Bob Sander's "Egg Dropper" was made to drop eggs on the floor.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... he thought wearing gigantic sunglasses while he is performing is cool.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... he thinks being a dumb magician is cool.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... he guessed that Tabman didn't have Georgia on his mind.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... he got his changing bag and his sleeping bag mixed up and froze to death on a camping trip to Alaska.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... he thought there was a specialized field of sports magic called baseball cards.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That he phoned Eugene to order Burgers.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought Thurston was someone who needed a drink...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
...he called a female magician a magicianist?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He used a fire wallet to light his charcoal grill...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... he watched himself in a mirror glass.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... he thought buying Anti-Gravico would enable him to fly.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... he used roughing fluid to keep his cap on.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... he called Tabman to buy stationery tabs for his files.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... he thinks that when he dies he will go to The Magic Castle.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... he wants to join us at the "Now that's funny" threads so he can be considered an elite member in the magic fraternity.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
...he tried breaking into a prison.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... she thought magic wands are too small and only dumb magicians use them.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
He thought that feather flowers came with hippie birds.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
... he thought the 'costume change act' means asking the audience to wait while he change his costume in the changing room.
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