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Topic: Shameful Self Promotion
Message: Posted by: Stephon (May 14, 2005 10:24PM)
Just wanted to let everyone know that Swami Yomahmi (that's me), will be sharing the stage with the Pickled Punks Completely Mental show (that's Steve Wannall and someone who has the same name as me, wears all my clothes, and lives with my wife) at the Comedy Spot in Arlington, VA on May 21st.

For more information [URL=http://www.cszdc.com/]click here[/URL]
Message: Posted by: dougscar56 (May 22, 2005 12:42PM)
Good for you!
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (May 23, 2005 11:44AM)
Stephon...unending smiles with your performance name. Funny stuff.

NY: Swammy Ya Muddah

Australia: Swimmy yih Mimmy

Mass: Swahhmi Your Mother

California: You swam in Miami?
Message: Posted by: Stephon (May 23, 2005 06:56PM)
Doug, those were great. Mind if I use them?

The show went very well. I did have one moment of panic, tho--I blockheaded the arm of one volunteer's glasses, and when I went to pull it out, it wouldn't budge. I thought I was gonna end up in the ER having this poor fellows eyeglasses surgically removed from my head.

Once I realized it was just the bend at the end of the arm causing problems, and adjusted accordingly, the glasses slipped right out.
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (May 23, 2005 07:59PM)
Do you put alchohol on those glasses??...just think...well you don't need to think...you KNOW where they've been! eeeyuuuu...ear snarf. Better than Chop Sticks though that leave a splinter on the withdraw....chills and sphincter clinching a given.
Message: Posted by: Kondini (May 24, 2005 03:02PM)
Always lick the arm of the glasses clean after withdrawal!!!!!
And tell the children to do the same when they try it at home.
Message: Posted by: Harley Newman (May 24, 2005 04:13PM)
Yes. Lick. We have tradition to uphold!
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (May 24, 2005 06:29PM)
Better to lick AFTER than before.
Message: Posted by: Kondini (May 25, 2005 03:59AM)
Hey Doug,,,are we talking about the same thing!!!!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Stephon (May 25, 2005 09:41AM)
I actually do the lick earlier in the show after the traditional blockhead.

With the glasses, after I got them out of my nose, I pulled out a bottle of rubbing alcohol (from my case, not my nose--that would be impressive!) and poured some over the arm. After I sanitized his glasses, the guy put his hand out for the bottle, like he wanted to take a drink (as I had done earlier in the show); I asked him, "You want some? It's only water, anyway."
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (May 25, 2005 11:27AM)
Hahaha...I hope to hell we are! Glasses right? :)
Message: Posted by: Kondini (May 25, 2005 01:12PM)
Oh, Glasses,,,,,,,,and there I was just about to re-order the Viagra!!