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Topic: President of Mexico Fears Chupacabra!
Message: Posted by: drwilson (Sep 12, 2005 02:28PM)
Read all about it [URL=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40312]here[/URL]!

Yours,

Paul
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Sep 13, 2005 10:43AM)
You may larf...but I'll be down there next week on a fact finding trip for Mr. Fox, investigating a new species of Chup that can inflate it's body and fly like the Goodyear Blimp over vast distances and borders. Nowhere is safe from this invasion from Mexico! The Chupacabra is real...have no doubts.

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