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Topic: The Sideshow is back.....
Message: Posted by: T-RAY (Jun 22, 2006 01:24AM)
Ladies and Gentlemen.... Children of All ages........Welcome to The SUPER FREAKS Sideshow and Revue!!! Featuring astounding performances from some of Los Angeles' freakiest folks including GEORGE THE GIANT (yes he's a GIANT and you've seen him under the Big Top in TIM Burton'S Film "BIG FISH". George is not only a Giant, but swallows swords 3 FT. LONG--eats FIRE and DRY ICE---sleeps on a BED OF NAILS while construction workers crush concrete blocks on his stomach----sticks 2 FT. Long Steel Spikes through his face----and MORE!!!!)
-- SELENE LUNA ( the most BEAUTIFUL and Talented little lady that you will ever see dance Burlesque on stage!)
-- The Strange and Unique Sounds of MR. UNCERTAIN --
-- JACK DAGGER "The King Of Fling" ( Jack is a World Record Holding Knife Thrower---See his assistant risk her life and limb to demonstrate Jack's amazing accuracy with The Blades of Death!!) -
-- PRINCESS FARHANA (Internationally known Belly Dancer and Princess of Burlesque!!) -
--SENOR STRETCHY SKIN (this guy makes Stretch Armstrong look like a sissy!! Watch as he stretches the skin on his face over 2 FT. and places over 130 clothes pins on it---backed by an Orchestra of Theremin and Accordian!!!) -
-- SPARKLE DIAMOND (Have you ever wondered what SNOW WHITE would look like if she did a Burlesque number? Well wonder No More!!!!!! See it LIVE!) -
-- The REVEREND TOMMY GUNN will also be in the house displaying the strength of his nipples from the pulpit (while the Freak choir screams on!!!)
Don't miss the MUSEUM OF ODDITIES and the PICKLED PUNKS!!!!!
Carnival games galore!!!! Including the HUMAN DART BOARD!!!!

It all goes down JULY 7TH at the CIA club
Doors open at 8:30 pm Admission is $10.00