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Topic: We Want Your Soul !
Message: Posted by: Mystician (Jul 31, 2006 05:37PM)
http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/index.php

I swear, I have no affiliation with them !!
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Jul 31, 2006 08:28PM)
Wonderful, Mystician! Thanks!

Bill
Message: Posted by: JAlenS (Jul 31, 2006 08:44PM)
I wonder how much they'd give me!?!?
Fantastic customer comments.
Message: Posted by: Rev.moonchild (Aug 1, 2006 06:14PM)
So how much are you getting Mystician for your soul ?
Message: Posted by: Eddie Garland (Aug 1, 2006 06:31PM)
Oh my...and I thought it was going to be a website about James Brown or Aretha Franklin.
Message: Posted by: doctorrigormorto (Aug 1, 2006 08:21PM)
I did the survey,,, and when I was done I got an error page.
:(

Disappointment and sadness sets in as everyone gets a price on their soul... and I sit staring blankly at my computer.

Poop

Nikolai Diablo
Carnival Diablo
Message: Posted by: Tony Iacoviello (Aug 1, 2006 08:27PM)
Same thing here Doc. Either we were rejected, or it is too late and we are already lost.

Tony
Message: Posted by: Gede Nibo (Aug 1, 2006 08:38PM)
DAMM...

Mystician, if only I culd have mine back...I NEED the $$$$$$...




*this joke never gets old...
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Aug 1, 2006 09:34PM)
Darn...I don't wear shoes....
Message: Posted by: The Doktor (Aug 1, 2006 10:12PM)
1. Army of Robot Henchmen - 756 Billion Dollars


2. Useless Magic Crud- 100 Million Dollars


3. The Doktor's Soul - Priceless


The Doktor's Soul (Yeah!) Was So Corrupt It Too Recieved An Error


H D X!
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 1, 2006 10:27PM)
Error message, too! I think we are already lost.
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Aug 2, 2006 07:00AM)
We've been accepted!!

H D X!!

--Lydia 14
Message: Posted by: Mystician (Aug 2, 2006 02:23PM)
Those who don't have souls get the error message I think.
I got the error message.

Reverend, I'm not looking to sell my soul, I'm looking to sell everyone elses !! :evilgrin:

Baba, maybe you could email them and see if they'll accept a partial soul for a diminished amount ? Wait, nevermind, can't do that - I forgot, I've got your soul locked up in a CD - Certificate of Deposit - and I won't have any liquid assets for another year or so. You should see the interest I'm getting tbough ! :bwink:
Message: Posted by: Rev.moonchild (Aug 2, 2006 07:49PM)
I don't feel bad now I just thought The Black Hart had my soul
Message: Posted by: Tony Iacoviello (Aug 2, 2006 08:03PM)
Rev>

No, he just has your credit card number.
The soul come later.
:)

Tony
Message: Posted by: Rev.moonchild (Aug 3, 2006 11:51AM)
Then why did I sign my name in blood ?
Message: Posted by: Mystician (Aug 3, 2006 12:20PM)
All banks require that now don't they ?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 3, 2006 12:51PM)
Myst, I thought it was only the blood banks. Maybe I am wrong. (I thought I was wrong once before, but I was wrong.) :dizzy:

When they give you a loan, they drain the blood out of you over the life of the loan.
Message: Posted by: Tony Iacoviello (Aug 3, 2006 01:24PM)
Strange, when I wrote a check at Walmart, they demanded the same thing.

Tony
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Aug 4, 2006 03:30AM)
Beauty requests the Rose from her Father
There the drama begins
Her sisters want only
Material things.

H D X!

--Lydia 15
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Aug 9, 2006 09:57AM)
EXTRACTIO ANIMAE

'Take away his soul and bring back his soul. Take away the destructive humidity and nourish it with the natural humidity.'

--Lydia 14

H D X!
Message: Posted by: Sylver Fyre (Aug 9, 2006 02:05PM)
Hahahaha! "Soul extraction is painless and worry-free."

Reminds me of this:
[url]http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/shoesouls.html[/url]

SUPER FUNNY!!
Message: Posted by: Sylver Fyre (Aug 9, 2006 02:08PM)
Oh I should probably warn you that there is some swearing
Message: Posted by: Mystician (Aug 9, 2006 04:30PM)
ROFLMAO !

Stop !! You're giving me naughty ideas !! I've aleady got a voice changer hooked up to a telephone, I normally only play with it around Halloween.. but .. hmmm... maybe I'll call a restaurant and ask about their fillet of sole .. ?

And now, the puns ..
Boy, they didn't do that on a shoestring budget, did they ?
It was very tongue in cheek.
That guy was a real heel.
(I'm goin' to hell for those, I know) :bwink:

I was waiting for Saddam to show up somewhere.. Mario will do though.
Message: Posted by: Rev.moonchild (Aug 9, 2006 06:44PM)
That is to Funny Sylver
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 9, 2006 08:10PM)
ROTFLMAO! That was very funny, Sylver Fyre!

Myst, you're going to Hell for certain for those puns, but deservedly so after sending us there with them! :bg:

Bill
Message: Posted by: Sylver Fyre (Aug 12, 2006 05:44PM)
[quote]
On 2006-08-09 17:30, Mystician wrote:
ROFLMAO !

Stop !! You're giving me naughty ideas !! I've aleady got a voice changer hooked up to a telephone, I normally only play with it around Halloween.. but .. hmmm... maybe I'll call a restaurant and ask about their fillet of sole .. ?

[/quote]

If you do make sure to record it and send it to me!
My fav part that always gets me from that video is "The best part of waking up, is Satan in your cup!"