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Topic: Run Scott, Run.
Message: Posted by: Burt Yaroch (Feb 1, 2002 10:52AM)
I would like to file a formal complaint regarding you guys turning Scott Guinn to the dark side. He was one of our most powerful masters and should be using his power for good, not evil. :bwink:

Glad you chose Scott and please pass on our best wishes to Steve.
Message: Posted by: Mya Angel (Feb 1, 2002 07:40PM)
:confused: Could it be...... is it really true? :hmm:

You wouldn't be just a little jealous... :angry:
now would you, :huh: :question:

Just because Scott can now get in the Kitchen............ :bigsmile:

:hrmph: :shrug: :nod:

Mya :bwink: :cuteangel:
Message: Posted by: Jeb Sherrill (Feb 1, 2002 09:02PM)
Scott can get in the kitchen!!! :wow: :wow: :wow:

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Message: Posted by: Stephen Long (Feb 1, 2002 10:10PM)
That's ok.
We now have Steve on our side.
Perhaps this is more useful.
When Scott was one of us he had as little hope as we did of getting into the kitchen.

However, Steve has BEEN there.
He can get us in.
I know it.
I believe it with all my heart.

:carrot: :banana:
Message: Posted by: Mya Angel (Feb 1, 2002 10:29PM)
:bunny: DREAM ON! :bunny:

:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Message: Posted by: Jeb Sherrill (Feb 2, 2002 12:53AM)
I shall dream on. I must. It is my hope and wholehearted belief that one day, one glorious day, we...

Well you get the idea.

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Message: Posted by: Scott F. Guinn (Feb 2, 2002 02:42AM)
I got news for you...no one here can cook worth a dang!
Message: Posted by: Mya Angel (Feb 2, 2002 09:49AM)
That's why we have these things!

:donut1: :donut5: :donut2: :donut6: :donut4: :donut3:

Mya :cuteangel:
Message: Posted by: Stephen Long (Feb 2, 2002 05:35PM)
And that's why you should let ME into the kitchen.
I do it all - toast, cereal, you name it.
Message: Posted by: Jeb Sherrill (Feb 2, 2002 08:13PM)
Hey guys, I can make cereal. I'm great at that milk pouring thing and I don't ALWAYS spill it. I can do it. I really can. Just give me chance.

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Message: Posted by: Stephen Long (Feb 2, 2002 08:18PM)
Ah, Sable.
Sable, Sable, Sable...

I believe we have been here before and have already established that I am (by far) the more superior cook and consequently the worthier member to be let into the kitchen.
(I only spill milk on Tuesdays)

Without wishing to be too blunt...
There's really very little contest.
I'm so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this...

:carrot: :banana:
Message: Posted by: spfranz (Feb 2, 2002 09:48PM)
Gentlemen, please. I live in Minnesota and as such get many chances throughout the year to shovel sidewalks. The fact that I shovel to and around my grills (plural) before my front walk in itself should be proof enough that [i]I[/i] am most qualified to be let into the kitchen. :coolest:
Message: Posted by: Steve Brooks (Feb 3, 2002 11:41AM)
You don't know the power of the darkside...
Message: Posted by: Jeb Sherrill (Feb 4, 2002 03:27AM)
But-but-but, I can do other things too.
I can play "Mona Lisa Lost Her Smile" with tweezers and three tooth-picks. I can arrange floral baskets to look like Graig Fruins hair-do. I type six words a minute (on a good day), I can juggle live skunks, outrun a three legged doormouse and even fix furnature so long as there is very little wrong with it. I must be allowed in, I must.
I am clearly the most talented as you can all tell.

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
Message: Posted by: funmagic (Feb 4, 2002 05:54AM)
With you guys in the kitchen I think I'll
eat at McDonalds.
Message: Posted by: Mya Angel (Feb 4, 2002 09:10AM)
:hrmph: Well, at least we know what Sable looks like, :nod:

:hmm: But the real question is...... :confused:

Can you handle Ichazod :devilish: ???????????
:question: :question: :question: :baby:

Mya :cuteangel:
Message: Posted by: Stephen Long (Feb 4, 2002 05:17PM)
Bring him on.
He doesn't scare me.

Sable may be able to juggle six legged skunks and outrun three words a minute but does he know the secret of the incredible dancing bananas?

:banana: :banana: :banana:

Behold how they dance.
This secret will be unveil'd should I be let into the kitchen.

I once again re-iterate, there is no contest.
I thank you.


:banana: :banana: :banana:
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:banana: :banana: :banana:
Message: Posted by: amagician (Feb 5, 2002 05:02AM)
I haven't seen any of you perform but I have seen a few "magicians" perform who should have been in the kitchen instead!
Message: Posted by: Michael Peterson (Feb 7, 2002 04:46PM)
Hey Gonz, I need some help checking the oven & I'm to big too crawl inside. Would you mind helping me?
:stare: :devilish: :stare: :devilish: :stare: :devilish: :stare: :devilish: :stare:

You will finally get to go in the kitchen :devilish:
Message: Posted by: Scott F. Guinn (Feb 7, 2002 07:05PM)

Isn't this thread supposed to be about something besides the kitchen? Like congratulating, praising and encouraging...



Message: Posted by: Burt Yaroch (Feb 7, 2002 09:57PM)

Here's a little sunshine for you Scott. You may blow it where you wish.

Isn't it a peculiar linguistic anomaly that if someone blows it up your :donut3: it's a good thing but if someone says to blow it out your :donut3: it's a bad thing?

Bet none of you will be eating THOSE donuts ever again. :lol:
Message: Posted by: Stephen Long (Feb 9, 2002 05:53PM)
I shall be more than happy to clean out your oven.

(NB: Don't worry everyone, I have just finished reading Hansel and Gretel and have a cunning plan... ;))

So, yeah, Ichazod...
Just let me know when and I'll pop on by...

:carrot: :banana:
Message: Posted by: Jeb Sherrill (Feb 9, 2002 07:37PM)
Thou art truly great in the way of the dancing banana, and there is little I can do to compete with such power and majesty.
I only hope that one day, I too can learn the ways of the Bannana Ramba, Samba and
Cha Cha.
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Well, that wasn't too bad. Can I get in the kitchen now?

Message: Posted by: Stephen Long (Feb 10, 2002 09:41PM)
your bananas remain great, but cannot compare to mine.
:banana: :banana:
:banana: :banana:
However, all is not lost.
I do take on apprentices in the ways of the dancing banana for a small fee.
But be wary, for the path ahead is far from smooth and only the most dedicated will survive.
For more details do not hesitate to contact me or any of my fully trained staff.
:carrot: :banana:
(my energies are now also being concentrated on the ways of the dancing carrot. Soon I will be all powerful...)

ps I am currently working the bananas overtime in order to harness their power so that I might gain access to the kitchen.
Sable, thou hast proven thineself most worthy thus far in the art.
I shall keep thee posted...
Message: Posted by: Jeb Sherrill (Feb 11, 2002 06:07PM)
Ah, great is thy power Great Gonzolo of the Mediocre. I do hope that one day, my carrots and bananas can tango as yours do now. Perhaps together we can enter the Great Kitchen "oh Great Kitchen be hailed" (say this twice, gargle with carrot juice and repeat). Till then, let my bananas do that thing they do, so that they may bring joy and happiness and help me take over the world.

:banana: :banana:

Sable of the dancing men
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Message: Posted by: Michael Peterson (Feb 11, 2002 07:33PM)
Gonz, Have you ever read my rewrite of Hansel & Gretel?
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Come on by anytime, you can check it out while your cleaning the oven :stare:

Message: Posted by: Brian Proctor (Feb 12, 2002 02:34PM)
I heard on the grapevine, they scratch their rears while cooking, never kill roaches and always spit in the food of people who ask annoying questions.
Just kidding. :) Congrats scott. :rotf:
Message: Posted by: Burt Yaroch (Mar 16, 2002 08:34AM)
Hey, I started the only thread here that has [i]not[/i] been locked. That's a switch for me, eh? :lol:

Wait, wait...I can see it comin' now.

:dance: -dodging the lock
Message: Posted by: Marduke Kurios (Mar 16, 2002 02:20PM)
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!

Who's responsible???
Message: Posted by: Mya Angel (Mar 16, 2002 04:06PM)
It's okay, we taught them how to swim. :bg:

Message: Posted by: SloMo150 (Mar 16, 2002 04:17PM)
Scott congrats!!!When is the
:dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: :dancing: also is it BYOB or can we just have :coffee: and :donut5: