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Topic: I am insane now....
Message: Posted by: Chessmann (Apr 29, 2007 08:52PM)

Just when you think there is nothing new under the sun....
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Apr 29, 2007 08:56PM)
Don't you already have one? I thought everyone did.
Message: Posted by: Nyte Dragon (Apr 29, 2007 09:02PM)
I have the Bat Turd...In 3 colors!

That's gotta be the weirdest thing I've ever said...tonight
Message: Posted by: Chessmann (Apr 29, 2007 09:05PM)
Can't imagine the "spaghetti turd". They show all the templates you can use.
Message: Posted by: Patrick Differ (Apr 29, 2007 09:30PM)
Spaghetti turd! Ha!
That I gotta see. I think I'll get one.
Message: Posted by: MagiClyde (Apr 29, 2007 11:21PM)
Now all you need is a cutter so that as the turd is being extracted, you can cut it as it goes onto a cookie sheet or something. Then bake in the oven! Oh, what smells are coming from the oven. Yummy! ;)
Message: Posted by: magicmarkdaniel (Apr 30, 2007 08:04AM)
I don't fancy the Churro Turd Twister. Yoooouuuuucchhhhh!
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Apr 30, 2007 09:58AM)
Anybody have those Play-Doh templates lying around?
Message: Posted by: kregg (Apr 30, 2007 11:10AM)
I can do that without the use of fancy gadgets... I'm a magician!
Message: Posted by: Chessmann (Apr 30, 2007 12:23PM)

I wonder what kind of templates could be created that would be useful to magicians? With enough creativity, perhaps some enterprising Café member will come to fame as - The Great Turdini.

Torn and Restored T**d
Cups and T**ds
Candy Factory (ouch!)
You know the trick that comes with a spike, and you have 3-4 paper cups? One cup covers the spike, and the others are beside it, and the magi smashes the correct cups? That could work here, too.

Like I said, I am insane now.
Message: Posted by: Mad Jake (Apr 30, 2007 12:58PM)
I don't get it? "AS SEEN ON TV" someone twisted a turd on tv? How is that legal? :lol: or even sanitary for that matter? And you all called me a sick clown!
Message: Posted by: Muckey Spleen (Apr 30, 2007 02:14PM)
I love it. Wonder where my old "Fun Factory" is.
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Apr 30, 2007 02:59PM)
I have no place in this new uncivilized world. I'll leaving just in time.
Message: Posted by: Al Angello (Apr 30, 2007 05:00PM)
The next thing you know is we will all have little phones in our pockets, so our wives can talk to us when ever they like, and it also can be used as a tracking device if necessary. Please excuse me for a minute my cell is ringing.
Al Angello
Message: Posted by: tuffnavyrn (Apr 30, 2007 09:20PM)
I want to say something but don't know what to say.....turd twisting....I'm stumped on that one.
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Apr 30, 2007 09:31PM)
Tuffnavyrn: It's also known as Congress.
Message: Posted by: Chessmann (Jul 29, 2019 11:58PM)
Tonight I searched my username, went back to the very beginning, and started scrolling through all the topics I participated in since 2002.

Some I opened, others I scrolled by.

I opened this one. When I saw the subject and the link, I assumed a link from 12 years ago...and advertising a product like this...would be long dead and gone.

It is still active, LOL!
Message: Posted by: bluejay17! (Aug 6, 2019 09:25AM)
Humanity is nearing the end. Here is proof my friends.
Message: Posted by: Chessmann (Aug 6, 2019 08:28PM)
[quote]On Aug 6, 2019, bluejay17! wrote:
Humanity is nearing the end. Here is proof my friends. [/quote]

LOL! :)
Message: Posted by: bluejay17! (Aug 7, 2019 04:47AM)
Thx man
Message: Posted by: karnak (Aug 9, 2019 01:21PM)
An enterprising ship's captain could perhaps, with sufficient raw materials, fashion for his vessel a new and unique poop deck.

A crafty sculptor might mold statues or figurines of animals -- for instance, a stool pigeon.

I'll stop now.
Message: Posted by: Jonathan Townsend (Aug 12, 2019 12:21AM)
Wrong kind of crap artist. Somewhere there are turd polishing contests. :(
Message: Posted by: Jonathan Townsend (Aug 14, 2019 03:30PM)
Learned a new term today: Reverse search warrant

Do these get filed and ... (yeah are they searchable?)
Message: Posted by: landmark (Aug 14, 2019 07:00PM)
It's a species of this: