|Topic: Higley's ode to Dunham...|
Saw Jeff's 'Dead Terrorist' bit on youtube which inspired the following bit of dialog using other than a skeleton puppet.
Figure: Larry (Blond College Professor look with big glasses)
H: So Larry...I don't get it. You are a terrorist?
L: That's me. Ba Boom! Blow your ass up in a flat second.
H: But...you don't look Muslim...
L: I'm not you moron...I'm a plumber! Who writes your freakin' profiles? G Gordon Liddy?
H: You don't look like a Plumber...
L: Good grief...my butt crack normally gives it away...but wait...that annoying wedgy (looks around behind him) is your arm aint it...never mind.
L: Exactly. So by your standards you can profile a terrorist by looking for the butt crack and snagging a Plumber...unless he has you for a wedgy...
H: Are you saying all Plumbers are terrorists?
L: Not all Plumbers are terrorists genius...and not all terrorists are Plumbers. (aside) So nobody should be offended by this bit depending on which they identify with...
H: I don't get it...
L: Your not supposed to...just when you think you have...BA BOOM!
H: What exactly is it you do?
L: Shmuck...I blow sh*t up...
H: Your a suicide bomber?
L: Good grief...do I look like I blew myself up? That's another guys act...
H: So I repeat what is it you do...
L: I told you...I blow sh*t up! Ba Boom!
I didn't say I was a good Plumber!
Too funny Doug, I'll make sure that Jeff sees this tonight or Saturday! LOLOLOLOL