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Topic: Higley's ode to Dunham...
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Oct 28, 2007 01:22PM)
Saw Jeff's 'Dead Terrorist' bit on youtube which inspired the following bit of dialog using other than a skeleton puppet.

Vent/Puppeteer: Higley
Figure: Larry (Blond College Professor look with big glasses)

H: So Larry...I don't get it. You are a terrorist?

L: That's me. Ba Boom! Blow your ass up in a flat second.

H: But...you don't look Muslim...

L: I'm not you moron...I'm a plumber! Who writes your freakin' profiles? G Gordon Liddy?

H: You don't look like a Plumber...

L: Good grief...my butt crack normally gives it away...but wait...that annoying wedgy (looks around behind him) is your arm aint it...never mind.

H: But...

L: Exactly. So by your standards you can profile a terrorist by looking for the butt crack and snagging a Plumber...unless he has you for a wedgy...

H: Are you saying all Plumbers are terrorists?

L: Not all Plumbers are terrorists genius...and not all terrorists are Plumbers. (aside) So nobody should be offended by this bit depending on which they identify with...

H: I don't get it...

L: Your not supposed to...just when you think you have...BA BOOM!

H: What exactly is it you do?

L: Shmuck...I blow sh*t up...

H: Your a suicide bomber?

L: Good grief...do I look like I blew myself up? That's another guys act...

H: So I repeat what is it you do...

L: I told you...I blow sh*t up! Ba Boom!
I didn't say I was a good Plumber!
Message: Posted by: adam christopher (Nov 1, 2007 01:44PM)
Too funny Doug, I'll make sure that Jeff sees this tonight or Saturday! LOLOLOLOL

Adam