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Topic: Isn't PHENOMENON politically incorrect?
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 12, 2007 02:57PM)
....and no cows! Because then there would be no contest, due to their genuine powers and staggering natural beauty.

Cowrona.
Message: Posted by: Hoff Man (Nov 12, 2007 03:14PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 15:57, Corona Smith wrote:
....and no cows! Because then there would be no contest, due to their genuine powers and staggering natural beauty.
Cowrona.
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Not to mention that their performance of the Psychic Branding Routine is quite mooooooving. They ain't Cow ards, that's for sure. (I hate myself for writing this).

Steve
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 12, 2007 03:17PM)
Don't hate Steve, feel the love of the cows, and try harder.

Here is a little meditation the cows taught me:

Breathe in - Green Meadows

Breathe out - Blue Skies

Lovely isn't it?

Corona.
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Nov 12, 2007 03:39PM)
Please try harder Steve next time with your cowpuns. But I'd love to give you a cow pat on the back.

Cowman.
Message: Posted by: Waters (Nov 12, 2007 03:41PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 15:57, Corona Smith wrote:
....and no cows! Because then there would be no contest, due to their genuine powers and staggering natural beauty.

Cowrona.
[/quote]

WHEW! I love it.
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Nov 12, 2007 03:58PM)
Al Sharpton likes cows.
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 12, 2007 04:04PM)
Are you guys just "milking" this cow thing a little too far.
I declare the cow humor "moo--t"
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 12, 2007 04:10PM)
I've had just about enough of your cowist humour.

and I've reported your post.
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Nov 12, 2007 04:11PM)
Mooo! Whap! Karch, you lose one situationist life unit. Serves you right.

--Lucia Von Franz, referee
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 12, 2007 04:31PM)
I have been "cowed" by this onslaught of bovine support. "Bully" for you.
(By the way, what is one "situational life unit" in cow years?)
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Nov 12, 2007 04:44PM)
Good question! We're ruminating. Isnot Liwok thinks it should be returned to you because it is a good thought you post. The other inner beings only want to cheer on contestants for the next show. And we look forward to Jim's appearance on the last one. We are enjoying the show. We think Jim gave the BEST PERFORMANCE. So far.
Message: Posted by: Energizer (Nov 12, 2007 04:51PM)
Yeah, Jim definitley gave the best performance so far, without a doubt. I found it both disturbing and entertaining.

But I too, would like to see a cow on Phenomenon. Perhaps doing an act like Jim's. Some kind of seance. Why? Because they're good at breaking through to the udder side.
Message: Posted by: JustinCredible28 (Nov 12, 2007 04:58PM)
As Max Mooven would say, this is a bunch of BULL, hahaha-- sorry :)
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 12, 2007 05:31PM)
How to hypnotise a cow: First, swing a watch on a chain "past yer eyes".
Message: Posted by: DT3 (Nov 12, 2007 05:46PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 17:04, KARCH wrote:
Are you guys just "milking" this cow thing a little too far.
I declare the cow humor "moo--t"
[/quote]

Karch, I find you to be a cowalogical bigot.

D.]
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 12, 2007 05:49PM)
I "herd" that.
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Nov 12, 2007 05:52PM)
Corona is looking for a cow lick in all the wrong places. 1st one kneads a cow, teat-ering on the brink of drinkability.
Message: Posted by: DT3 (Nov 12, 2007 05:53PM)
Well I think this whole thing is an udder shame.

D.
Message: Posted by: Silvertongue (Nov 12, 2007 06:00PM)
Holy Cow!!!
Sacred Cow
Cowburgers...
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 12, 2007 06:04PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 18:52, Doug Higley wrote:
Corona is looking for a cow lick in all the wrong places. 1st one kneads a cow, teat-ering on the brink of drinkability.
[/quote]

http://www.math.dartmouth.edu/archive/m74s03/public_html/alftough.jpg
Message: Posted by: DT3 (Nov 12, 2007 06:07PM)
Seriously though Karch, I don't think I'm alone when I ask you:
What's your beef? Don't hide. There is a lot at steak here.
Message: Posted by: Big Daddy Cool (Nov 12, 2007 06:11PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 15:51, KARCH wrote:
Only one lady? The rest are all white guys! No blacks? No Asians? And all everyone can talk about is "how SEXY/SEDUCTIVE the lady is". How sexist! (Whatsamatter, aren't any of the guys "sexy"?)
Let the protests begin! (Where is Al Sharpton when you really need him?)
Just a thought.
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Actually, these are the people who auditioned for the show. And there is an asian - Angela Funovits.
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 12, 2007 06:13PM)
Where's the pun in that?

Corona.
Message: Posted by: DT3 (Nov 12, 2007 06:16PM)
A Priest, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
And that was just the first guy!
Message: Posted by: Energizer (Nov 12, 2007 06:38PM)
A good pun is it's own reword.

Excellent work on this thread.
Message: Posted by: Vincent.Lynch (Nov 12, 2007 06:58PM)
Sorry what is PHENOMENON?
Message: Posted by: John Nesbit (Nov 12, 2007 07:32PM)
Alright, this thread is starting to reek of..."manure". ;)
Message: Posted by: evolve629 (Nov 12, 2007 07:43PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 19:07, Don Theo III wrote:
Seriously though Karch, I don't think I'm alone when I ask you:
What's your beef? Don't hide. There is a lot at steak here.
[/quote]
The proof is not in the pudding.
Message: Posted by: Tony Iacoviello (Nov 12, 2007 07:46PM)
What do you expect from a show called Pee-On-A-Man?
Message: Posted by: evolve629 (Nov 12, 2007 07:50PM)
It's the curse of ham not steak!
Message: Posted by: JustinCredible28 (Nov 12, 2007 08:13PM)
Well lucky thing for Gerry that Hugh HEIFER's Girls Nextdoor had nice DAIRY-airs, & that 2nd to last paintball only GRAZEd him! haha :)
Message: Posted by: Turk (Nov 12, 2007 10:43PM)
I appreciate all these cow comments,...but that's an udder story.
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Nov 13, 2007 12:22AM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-12 15:51, KARCH wrote:
Only one lady? The rest are all white guys! No blacks? No Asians? And all everyone can talk about is "how SEXY/SEDUCTIVE the lady is". How sexist! (Whatsamatter, aren't any of the guys "sexy"?)
Let the protests begin! (Where is Al Sharpton when you really need him?)
Just a thought.
[/quote]

I think the one lady is Asian or part Asian. :cool:
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Nov 13, 2007 03:12AM)
Thuferin thuckotath...what a nincowpoop...you are all tho bad to me...I hope you all get mad cow ditheath...your all tho thilly...
Message: Posted by: JustinCredible28 (Nov 13, 2007 03:36AM)
Awww, & you're such a Tweety! :)
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 13, 2007 06:29AM)
Also it would be a good idea to have some sheep on there, it would show willing and help heal the rift that still simmers in Old Zealand after the great cow/sheep war of 1987.

Personally, and I can't speak for anyone else, but if there was a donkey on the show too, I would be ecstatic.

Corona.
Message: Posted by: Esjay Dee (Nov 13, 2007 06:37AM)
In t'UK lotsa turkeys are gonna be slaughtered (Awww poor turkeys..bird flu). The irony is that they were gonna be killed anyway, the only difference is we're not going to eat them !


SSSteve
Message: Posted by: Energizer (Nov 13, 2007 06:37AM)
Well, judging from superficial appearances, the contestants have been treated like cattle.
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 13, 2007 06:40AM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-13 07:37, Esjay Dee wrote:
In t'UK lotsa turkeys are gonna be slaughtered (Awww poor turkeys..bird flu). The irony is that they were gonna be killed anyway, the only difference is we're not going to eat them !


SSSteve
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More propaganda, is it a coincidence that the turkeys have recently voted to stand shoulder to shoulder with the cows?
Message: Posted by: Esjay Dee (Nov 13, 2007 06:53AM)
Yes
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 13, 2007 01:00PM)
I am truly "moo--ved" by your passion for this topic. As for me, I have done the best that I "cud" in trying to explain myself. I now plan to retire and listen to my favorite musical group (the Cowsills.)
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 13, 2007 01:04PM)
Some of these posts are starting to make me feel "sheepish". (But that ain't "baaaaaa-d.") Considering that Thanksgiving is so close, I find your remarks about the noble turkey to be "fowl".
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Nov 13, 2007 04:49PM)
But that's no reason why they cain't be friends. Territory folks should stick together.
Message: Posted by: Tom Cutts (Nov 13, 2007 05:52PM)
Phenomenon politically incowrect? No way, its just cowincidence.
Message: Posted by: Philemon Vanderbeck (Nov 13, 2007 05:54PM)
Sometimes you just gotta grab the horns by the bull...
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 13, 2007 06:09PM)
Question: What do you call a cow with no legs?

Answer: "Ground" beef.
Message: Posted by: coupcoupdaddy (Nov 13, 2007 06:28PM)
Two-four-six-eight
Time to Cornucopiate!

Just do the Tighten-UP!
Message: Posted by: Dr Spektor (Nov 13, 2007 06:36PM)
Crisp Angus, the Moofreak, master of bovination

CUri Goatller - as the sacred cow cannot be curry, a Baaa Baaaa Bender instead
Message: Posted by: KingStardog (Nov 13, 2007 07:21PM)
Ours our sirloin, Can you point to the angus?
Message: Posted by: DerZauberer (Nov 13, 2007 09:12PM)
Instead of Acid – the Russian roulette routine could have been sour milk.

The knife-plunge could have been Texas Long horns

The paintball guns should have been replaced with running bulls of Pamplona.

Instead of snakes in the jars, we could have had cow dung.
Message: Posted by: alannasser (Nov 14, 2007 04:41AM)
Man, there was a lot of funny stuff on this thread. Magi can be very clever. Now if onlyh that could translate to the lowbrow patter taht makes so much magic presentation a bit embarrassing.

But the stuff *was* funny. Thanks - made my evening.
Message: Posted by: Arnon (Nov 15, 2007 02:30AM)
I'm afraid the finale to Phenomenon will be as anti-climactic as cowitus interruptus.
Message: Posted by: Greg Arce (Nov 15, 2007 02:34AM)
Well, it's all bulls**t anyway! :rotf:

"Where are the cows? Send in the cows... don't bother, they're here!!!" :rotf:

Greg
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Nov 16, 2007 01:56PM)
Man, I just love this point / "cow-ter" point format.
Message: Posted by: DerZauberer (Nov 16, 2007 03:42PM)
Instead of Criss screaming "YEAHHHHH!" everytime he thinks he has astonished us, he can open his gob and say, "MOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Message: Posted by: JRob (Nov 16, 2007 06:50PM)
What a bunch of udder degenerates we turned out to be
Message: Posted by: Philemon Vanderbeck (Nov 16, 2007 08:10PM)
How long are we going to milk this for?
Message: Posted by: DerZauberer (Nov 16, 2007 08:30PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-16 21:10, Philemon Vanderbeck wrote:
How long are we going to milk this for?
[/quote]
I suppose for [i]1% 2%[/i] or maybe the [i]whole[/i] time...
Message: Posted by: JRob (Nov 16, 2007 08:45PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-16 21:10, Philemon Vanderbeck wrote:
How long are we going to milk this for?
[/quote]
Til the cows come home
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 17, 2007 04:30AM)
Just curious, what happened to the feller who started this thread???

It now looks like it was all my brilliant idea.

Cowrona.
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Nov 17, 2007 09:19AM)
How is Angel going to fit 2 cows into those envelopes we are wondering.
Message: Posted by: Dr Spektor (Nov 17, 2007 10:11AM)
Heavenly Spam!

Actually, the assassin Minotaur has had enough and is on his way
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Nov 17, 2007 10:42AM)
Who? You just made that up didn't you? We all know minotaurs are only allowed to live in the center of Labyrinths, and if they leave they will die.
Message: Posted by: Dr Spektor (Nov 17, 2007 11:57AM)
The whole world is a labirynth.... and as posted on another thread, the animal kingdom is sick and tired of being used as metaphors for CA.... they demand he be insulted as a human.
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 17, 2007 12:03PM)
The cows have voted on the matter Doc, and they agree with you, a staggering 98% majority!

The other 2% were later proved to be Donkey's disguised as cows, all except one which was coupcoupdaddy, infiltrating.

The great MOO MOO cow mystic, saw a circle with a triangle inside an envelope during one of his raptures. Inside mentalist joke apparently.

Cowrona.
Message: Posted by: Philemon Vanderbeck (Nov 17, 2007 01:29PM)
Cows With Guns?

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html
Message: Posted by: KingStardog (Nov 17, 2007 03:12PM)
Careful Philemon, your only across the pasture from me. I'm picking up a sack of feed, a shotgun and a couple cases of beer at walmart so I'm ready.
Message: Posted by: Greg Arce (Nov 17, 2007 05:03PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-17 14:29, Philemon Vanderbeck wrote:
Cows With Guns?

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html
[/quote]

That's a-bomb-and-a-bull!!! :rotf:

Greg
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 17, 2007 06:16PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-17 14:29, Philemon Vanderbeck wrote:
Cows With Guns?

http://www.cowswithguns.com/cowmovie.html
[/quote]

That says it all Philemon. Truly prophetic. Except in real life it will be Turkeys on Donkeys.

Cow Tse Tung!

Cows ARE one.

Cowrona.

Posted: Nov 17, 2007 9:09pm
Anyone remember who started this thread, and know why they vanished?
Message: Posted by: JRob (Nov 18, 2007 07:53AM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-17 21:09, Corona Smith wrote:
Anyone remember who started this thread, and know why they vanished?
[/quote]
ummm...he saw what he had unleashed and could not bear it so he mooved along?
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 18, 2007 08:19AM)
Cowherd.

Posted: Nov 18, 2007 9:23am
Quote:


On 2007-11-12 15:51, KARCH wrote:
Only one lady? The rest are all white guys! No blacks? No Asians? And all everyone can talk about is "how SEXY/SEDUCTIVE the lady is". How sexist! (Whatsamatter, aren't any of the guys "sexy"?)
Let the protests begin! (Where is Al Sharpton when you really need him?)
Just a thought.



Found the original post preserved for poesteriority by Big Daddy.

Well, back to the duck humour.

Cowrona.
Message: Posted by: DrNorth (Nov 18, 2007 08:15PM)
This is getting pretty cheesy guys. But, "Guess what?! I got a fever, and the only prescription... is.....


MORE COWBELL!!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Nov 20, 2007 07:21AM)
...and perhaps a festive angel?
Message: Posted by: Philemon Vanderbeck (Nov 20, 2007 12:56PM)
A Criss Angel ornament would be the perfect topper for my "Emo" Tree (it cut itself too!).
Message: Posted by: Dr Spektor (Nov 20, 2007 08:24PM)
http://www.rpgshop.com/images/uploaded/3156_G.sized.jpg

"Arrrr, avast mateys - I'll wear your guts for garters and my new necktie will be your esophagus.... aye mateys, you were warned.....arrrrr"
Message: Posted by: Hoff Man (Nov 20, 2007 09:37PM)
[quote]
On 2007-11-20 21:24, Dr Spektor wrote:
http://www.rpgshop.com/images/uploaded/3156_G.sized.jpg

"Arrrr, avast mateys - I'll wear your guts for garters and my new necktie will be your esophagus.... aye mateys, you were warned.....arrrrr"
[/quote]

Mad Cow Disease is never a pretty picture.
Pirate delusions are only seen in the advance stages.
Corona’s Cow Meditation and a steady diet of Oil of Milk might help … but I doubt this sailor will ever be as warm and cud-dly as he used to be.

Steve