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Topic: Answer a Question with a Question
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 19, 2008 10:14PM)
I thought that it might be fun to try this. The rule is simple. Answer the previous question with a question. This becomes the question for the next poster. I think that it has the potential to be funny - I hope that it will. Here we go:


Would you mind assisting me with this next trick?
Message: Posted by: LVMagicAL (Mar 19, 2008 11:28PM)
Is he asking [b]me[/b] to assist him with the next trick?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 19, 2008 11:29PM)
Am I not looking right at you?
Message: Posted by: LVMagicAL (Mar 19, 2008 11:45PM)
I don't know, are you looking at me?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 19, 2008 11:50PM)
Why in heaven's name would I look at you?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 20, 2008 01:38AM)
I should be looking at someone else, maybe?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 20, 2008 09:01AM)
Or are they looking at me?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 20, 2008 09:03AM)
Who'd want to look at you?!!!! :D
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 20, 2008 09:09AM)
Who would care who you looked at?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 20, 2008 09:54AM)
Shall we change the subject?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 20, 2008 11:38AM)
What do you want to talk about?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 20, 2008 01:17PM)
How about some magic?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 20, 2008 01:21PM)
What kind of magic would you like to talk about?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 20, 2008 01:28PM)
Is saying "the magical kind" a silly answer?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 20, 2008 01:40PM)
Why would you even suggest such a thing?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 20, 2008 02:03PM)
So I take it, that you don't want to assist me?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 20, 2008 02:18PM)
Do I look like I'd want to?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 20, 2008 02:20PM)
Do you always go around trying to upset people?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 20, 2008 02:22PM)
With this face, do I have a choice?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 20, 2008 02:33PM)
So that means, no magic then?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 20, 2008 02:34PM)
Does it?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 20, 2008 03:05PM)
How could we fail to question things magical?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 20, 2008 03:49PM)
Does that mean we will get an "F" on our report card?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 20, 2008 04:01PM)
Does that mean the magic spell is broken?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Mar 20, 2008 04:27PM)
If so, why?
Message: Posted by: jkvand (Mar 20, 2008 04:35PM)
If the magic spell is broken, how did it break?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 20, 2008 05:28PM)
Was it the thread that broke or the mirror?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 20, 2008 05:56PM)
Or did I just break a nail?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 20, 2008 06:51PM)
Who knows?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 20, 2008 07:28PM)
Why care?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 20, 2008 09:39PM)
Does anyone even read this thread any ways?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 20, 2008 10:49PM)
How can you be sure that I don't?
Message: Posted by: LVMagicAL (Mar 20, 2008 11:15PM)
How can you be sure I do??
Message: Posted by: LVMagicAL (Mar 20, 2008 11:15PM)
Was it Horton that heard a Who??
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 20, 2008 11:28PM)
Who really knows? Did you ask him?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 21, 2008 12:29AM)
How can you catch up to him to ask him?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 21, 2008 02:59AM)
Did you think to try a jet-propelled hovercraft style skateboard like in "Back to the Future?"
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 21, 2008 07:03AM)
Did you stop to think how ridiculous you just sounded?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 21, 2008 08:48AM)
Can you be really sure that anything is not ridiculous?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 21, 2008 09:03AM)
I don't know can you?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 21, 2008 11:10AM)
Why would I care if it was truly ridiculous? Isn't everything in this section at least a little wierd?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 21, 2008 12:17PM)
Are you trying to be philosophical?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 21, 2008 12:20PM)
Was I not clear?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 21, 2008 12:22PM)
Didn't the Professor say, "Confusion is not magic?"
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 01:33PM)
Didn't the magician say "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain" or did I see that in a movie?
Message: Posted by: state (Mar 21, 2008 01:48PM)
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 21, 2008 06:37PM)
Isn't this land marked, "No poaching!"?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 21, 2008 07:30PM)
Isn't this land my land and your land?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 07:34PM)
Will anyone EVER volunteer to assist again, after reading our sorted thoughts and why, exactly, does Larry only have three cards when a deck contains 52?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 21, 2008 08:24PM)
Doesn't he have the money to buy a complete deck?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 21, 2008 08:25PM)
Aren't those three cards the key to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 08:26PM)
And why is Harry insured across the entire country - but only registered in Nassau County, shouldn't he be registered everywhere he is insured?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 08:27PM)
And what's everything?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 21, 2008 08:35PM)
Do you call that a question?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 08:44PM)
Would you please describe, what constitutes the makeup of a question?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 21, 2008 08:50PM)
Before you do, can you imagine the size of the hands that Larry would need to hold all 52 cards of that size?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 09:00PM)
Does that seem like a problem Or could it be part of the solution?
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Mar 21, 2008 09:35PM)
Is that a saturated solution?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 21, 2008 09:41PM)
Do you want to know if Larry plays with a full deck?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 09:59PM)
I wonder if the solution lies in his hands or does it just run through them (saturated or not) and if not then, how can such a man with such large hands palm those cards?
Message: Posted by: Vegasvent (Mar 21, 2008 10:07PM)
If his hands are so large how can you be so sure that he is palming them?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 21, 2008 10:08PM)
How on earth do you back palm one?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 21, 2008 10:34PM)
How indeed do you back palm half a deck?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 21, 2008 11:55PM)
Is there a method found in any good books?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Mar 21, 2008 11:56PM)
Are there any good books to find methods in?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 21, 2008 11:58PM)
Or are DVD's the way to go?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Mar 22, 2008 12:00AM)
Why go with DVDs when there is always YouTube?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 12:05AM)
Why is it always about YOU. Can't it be MEtube just for once?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Mar 22, 2008 12:33AM)
Metube? I have a metube?
Message: Posted by: LVMagicAL (Mar 22, 2008 01:19AM)
Isn't the Hokey Pokey what it's REALLY all about??
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Mar 22, 2008 01:40AM)
Or is the reality in shaking it all about?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 22, 2008 02:20AM)
What's Gumby's horse all about?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 22, 2008 05:25AM)
Isn't Gumby's horse just a little hokie Pokie?

(good one jocdoc)
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 22, 2008 06:35AM)
Who's Gumby? Is he one of those handkerchief heads from Python?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 08:38AM)
And if Gyumby is made out of clay why doesn't he melt in the heat of the sun?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 10:02AM)
Can we make a trick out of that?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 22, 2008 10:49AM)
If its on this thread, shouldn't it be called "silly putty"?
Message: Posted by: jkvand (Mar 22, 2008 11:10AM)
Is 'silly putty' a performer who stole his name from 'silly billy'?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 11:17AM)
Or is Silly Billy another name for a dollar bill that just won't stop laughing?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 11:34AM)
Who is silly billy?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 11:37AM)
Who wants to know?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 11:41AM)
Silly's evil-twin-brother asks why he does not garner all the attention?
(His name is Willy)
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 22, 2008 11:43AM)
Willy or won't he?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 12:22PM)
Will he palm the cards or won't he?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 22, 2008 12:22PM)
Would I ever bet against him?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 12:36PM)
Will he stack the deck?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 22, 2008 12:38PM)
Can a deck possibly be stacked THAT high?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 12:44PM)
Is the ceiling too low for a Card Fountain?
Message: Posted by: jkvand (Mar 22, 2008 02:31PM)
Or is it that the floor is too high?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 02:54PM)
I have to irritate some people in about an hour, can I go now?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 03:15PM)
Do you need special tools to be able to irritate people?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 03:29PM)
I call it a magic show, what do you call it?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 03:30PM)
So you enjoy the art of irritating people? Is there a school for that?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 22, 2008 05:48PM)
Don't you recall that you're the headmaster?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 05:58PM)
I am? When did this happen?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 22, 2008 06:25PM)
Don't you remember that "spin the bottle" game last week?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 06:38PM)
So, none of you are going to assist?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 06:50PM)
Why would we want to assist you in your cross dressing act?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 06:53PM)
Why would I be mad at my cloths?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 07:04PM)
Did the clothes ever attack you or get you laughed at?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 22, 2008 07:08PM)
I shouldn't assist at a show like that should I?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 07:24PM)
Why would you want to any ways?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 07:33PM)
Should we invite everyone else to assist but, you know who?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 08:16PM)
Why would you not invite me? Am I not fun enough?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 22, 2008 08:25PM)
You don't know about the OTHER You Know Who... do you?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 22, 2008 09:01PM)
Who is "you know who"?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 22, 2008 09:08PM)
Didn't you know we can't talk about that?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 22, 2008 09:10PM)
Ok, who should we talk about then?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Mar 22, 2008 09:22PM)
Should we talk about a simple dilsatory phillipic?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 22, 2008 09:52PM)
Should we get photius some medical help for using fancy words?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 23, 2008 12:01AM)
Can you wait while I get a dictionary? Distal what?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 12:14AM)
Do you need any help lifting up that dictionary?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 23, 2008 01:10AM)
Is it a Funk & Wagnell or a Simon & Garfunkel?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 09:48AM)
Or is it from that weird guy named Webster? What made him write such a boring book any ways?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 10:47AM)
Why do we keep coming back to this rhetoric when we have shows to do and props to build and even.... have to sleep, once in a while?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 11:24AM)
Why do we even need sleep at all? Why can't we just stay here all the time and write nonsense talk about silly topics just for our own amusement? is that not fun enough for you? Who needs sleep? Who needs a life when you have the Café? =)
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 23, 2008 12:02PM)
Is this thread still going?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 23, 2008 12:09PM)
Does it not make sense as we're apparently not sleeping?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 12:09PM)
Are you suggesting you are not enjoying it?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 23, 2008 12:16PM)
Perhaps MagicGeorge is playing the castle behind him?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 12:24PM)
Is Magic George good enough to play that Castle?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 23, 2008 12:45PM)
Is he playing the castle at chess?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 12:49PM)
Is he better at chess then magic?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 01:10PM)
Does he volunteer to assist either by running the lights and sound or by taking tickets?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 01:12PM)
Do we have a sit-com, here or is this what the Mad Hatter dreams when not hosting tea parties?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 01:15PM)
Are you getting a headache from all these questions?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 02:15PM)
Me?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 03:09PM)
Should we hint about our inherent brilliance or let others mindlessly continue to wallow in their average existence?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 03:33PM)
Or should we wonder if Jay is sniffing markers again? =)
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 04:01PM)
Where can we buy those markers?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 23, 2008 04:18PM)
Which specific markers should I be looking for?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 04:31PM)
Doesn't Kyle have the name of the product?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 23, 2008 04:33PM)
Should it matter Kyle, aren't they all pretty much the same?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 04:45PM)
Haven't you notice that some markesr are better than others?
Message: Posted by: KurtK (Mar 23, 2008 04:49PM)
Why would some be better if theyre all markers?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 04:51PM)
Why would I want to shove a marker up my nose in the first place?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 05:35PM)
I have ALL the markers anyone could ever want (why else would I be cross eyed)... Who will start the bidding?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 23, 2008 06:05PM)
Does a dollar a dozen sound like a fair price?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 23, 2008 06:18PM)
So, you only want regular... and not the Deluxe?
Message: Posted by: LVMagicAL (Mar 23, 2008 06:23PM)
Is it a $Dollar$ a dozen for the regular, or for the deluxe??
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 23, 2008 06:40PM)
Can I sniff them before I buy them?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 07:10PM)
Don't you know sniffing is not healthy?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 23, 2008 07:56PM)
Is it true that Jay's markers are gateway drugs?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 08:02PM)
Can I get scented markers? Do they still make those? Whos brite idea was it to make scented markers for kids in the first place?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 23, 2008 08:05PM)
Does it make sense to anybody?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 08:16PM)
If I buy one can I make myself my own marker mustache or do I have to settle for drawing a fake unibrow?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 23, 2008 08:17PM)
Does the odor from a marker really matter when signing a bill or a card?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 08:19PM)
Is the audience helper allowed to sniff the marker as well?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 08:36PM)
Why not?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 08:58PM)
Will the headaches and dizziness my helpers get add in the overall effect that magic is happening?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 09:15PM)
Shouldn't your doctor answer that?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 23, 2008 09:17PM)
Or should your psychiatrist answer that one?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 23, 2008 09:18PM)
What is a psychiatrist?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 09:45PM)
Does your pyschiatrist still know you deny that he even exists?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Mar 23, 2008 09:49PM)
Does anyone know that the post was moved to a new location? Should we all be worried?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 23, 2008 10:18PM)
Should we have our heads examined for following this thread to it's new location?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 23, 2008 10:20PM)
Were we having too much fun?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 23, 2008 10:43PM)
How would I know?

(Why didn't anyone tell me about this thread? Don't you know I love this stuff? I don't know Ibean58, but why didn't MagicGeorge tell me?

Where is this thread from anyway?)
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Mar 24, 2008 12:08AM)
Answer a question with a question?
What do you mean by that?
Message: Posted by: NJJ (Mar 24, 2008 12:09AM)
Haven't you read the past six pages?
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Mar 24, 2008 12:55AM)
Why should I do that?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 24, 2008 02:11AM)
Wouldn't you, too, like to be a member of an exclusive club of inquisitors?
Message: Posted by: KARCH (Mar 24, 2008 02:14AM)
Who are they?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 03:45AM)
Do I have to read this thread from the beginning, or can I jump right in now that you've come to this forum?
Message: Posted by: NJJ (Mar 24, 2008 04:15AM)
Why did you ask the above question about whether you had to read this thread from the beginning before jumping in when, by asking the question, you would in fact be jumping in right now without having read the questions?
Message: Posted by: pepka (Mar 24, 2008 04:39AM)
Is there some rule about jumping in this late?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 24, 2008 07:09AM)
And if there is, could someone put a link to the rules?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 24, 2008 08:32AM)
Would anyone use the link?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 24, 2008 08:42AM)
There shouldn't be such a restriction, should there?
Message: Posted by: pepka (Mar 24, 2008 09:04AM)
Why not?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 24, 2008 09:21AM)
Because why would anyone want to look at a bunch of stupid rules if all we really need to do is ask a question?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 10:32AM)
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Isn't the question more important than the answer?
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Scar
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 24, 2008 10:48AM)
What's the question again?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 24, 2008 11:02AM)
Do you think I should [i]really[/i] tell you that?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 24, 2008 11:03AM)
I think so?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 11:10AM)
WAIT: Does this guy Jay Leslie have FOUR EYES?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 24, 2008 11:59AM)
Do you?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 24, 2008 12:02PM)
Who, me or him?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 24, 2008 12:03PM)
You have the answer already, don't you?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 24, 2008 12:05PM)
I know where the answer is, I'm not sure where I put my keys?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 12:07PM)
What keys are you talking about?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 24, 2008 12:28PM)
The silver one? or the Gold one?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 24, 2008 01:43PM)
Isn't "key" criminal jargon for kilogram?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 01:46PM)
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If I take the [b]silver one[/b], will I wake up from my coin [i]matrx?[/i]
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Scar
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 24, 2008 02:11PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-24 13:05, Justin Style wrote:
I know where the answer is, I'm not sure where I put my keys?
[/quote]

Is that a question or a statement with a question mark on the end of it?
Does this mean Justin loses?
Shall we punish him?
Have I lost, too, by ignoring the post above?
Are we both in trouble?

George?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 02:19PM)
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Does questioning my answers mean that I have answered my own question?
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;)

Scar
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 03:08PM)
Scar, why do you always have dots before you answer your own questions?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 24, 2008 03:36PM)
When will this stupid thread finally end?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 03:42PM)
What do you mean, stupid?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 24, 2008 03:45PM)
Don't you think it is impolite to call Lady D "stupid?"
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 24, 2008 03:46PM)
And how does Lady D have 0 posts?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 03:47PM)
Do posts on the "Not very magical, still..." forum NOT COUNT?!
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 24, 2008 03:48PM)
Are you posting about little ole me?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 03:49PM)
Who, me?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 04:07PM)
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Do the dots give the impression that my questions are more like answers?
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Scar
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 24, 2008 04:24PM)
Am I to take it that this show we are planning will not sell tickets?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 24, 2008 04:30PM)
Don't you think the tickets are a bit too cheap?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Mar 24, 2008 04:33PM)
Could it be that those who are buying the tickets are a bit too generous?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 04:33PM)
So when does this show start?

Scar
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 24, 2008 04:35PM)
Are the tickets so cheep that we will not make money? If we don't make a profit wiil the show be closed down? Am I too late?
Message: Posted by: NicholasD (Mar 24, 2008 04:36PM)
Should it start?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 24, 2008 04:37PM)
Is it a magic show, a car show or what?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 24, 2008 04:51PM)
Is it not a magic show if we say it's a magic show?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 04:58PM)
Are all of these questions part of the show?


Scar
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 24, 2008 05:00PM)
Are you professing to read minds, or not?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 24, 2008 05:42PM)
I do not understand your post at all. It does not seem to follow the conversation.
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 24, 2008 06:47PM)
What part of our gibberish do you not understand?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 24, 2008 06:49PM)
Is this a real question or did you just log on with an assumed name?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 24, 2008 07:07PM)
Is what a real question?
Message: Posted by: landmark (Mar 24, 2008 07:24PM)
What the heck is the point of this thread?!
Message: Posted by: LobowolfXXX (Mar 24, 2008 07:26PM)
Did any of you see the wonderful movie, related to this thread, "Rosenkranz and Guildenstern Are Dead"?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 24, 2008 07:26PM)
I don't know. I asked when it was going to be over and a lot of rude people called me stupid because I did.
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 24, 2008 07:45PM)
Shouldn't you have done some lurking first to find out what is going on??????????
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 24, 2008 08:14PM)
Lady D... a lurker?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Mar 24, 2008 09:00PM)
Then what is she?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 24, 2008 09:46PM)
What do you think?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 24, 2008 09:56PM)
How should I know?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 24, 2008 10:02PM)
Isn't this like the show Jeopardy where you have to give the answer in the form of a question? Am I wrong?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 24, 2008 11:06PM)
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Am I the only one who is laughing right now?
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Scar
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 24, 2008 11:41PM)
Do you hear anyone else laughing?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 25, 2008 12:23AM)
Are we supposed to be laughing at or with the person we are making fun of?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 25, 2008 01:24AM)
Per R&G are Dead: Eternity is a terrible thing - I mean, when is it going to end?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 25, 2008 04:17AM)
Where did everyone go? Am I alone now? Can I ever be alone, since I am "a lot of rude people", although I'm not really rude but just forgot to put quotation marks around the word "stupid"? Is this too many questions?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 06:04AM)
Why did you ask more than one?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 25, 2008 06:25AM)
Because it's my nature? Because I'm a smart-t-***? Can you help me, please?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 25, 2008 08:53AM)
Is there something that can hep you?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 09:12AM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 07:25, stoneunhinged wrote:
Because it's my nature? Because I'm a smart-t-ass? Can you help me, please?
[/quote]
Just putting a question mark at the end of a sentence does not make it a question?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 25, 2008 09:33AM)
Inflection doesn't count?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 25, 2008 09:52AM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 10:12, Lady D wrote:
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 07:25, stoneunhinged wrote:
Because it's my nature? Because I'm a smart-t-ass? Can you help me, please?
[/quote]
Just putting a question mark at the end of a sentence does not make it a question?
[/quote]
Quite correct don't you think?
Message: Posted by: Jim Davis (Mar 25, 2008 10:13AM)
Did I ask for your opinion?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 25, 2008 10:47AM)
No. But whould you like to know what I really think?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 25, 2008 11:33AM)
Wouldn't everyone?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 12:06PM)
Seriously, why can't we all agree to end this post right now? I mean, how much longer is this still going to be funny to you? It is all so juvenile?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 25, 2008 12:07PM)
Don't you think your last question was a statement?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 25, 2008 12:11PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 13:06, Lady D wrote:
Seriously, why can't we all agree to end this post right now? I mean, how much longer is this still going to be funny to you? It is all so juvenile?
[/quote]


Is anyone asking you to stay around?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 12:18PM)
So now you want to kick me out. So now you want to kick me out?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 25, 2008 12:33PM)
Who said we would kick you out? Aren't you putting words into our mouths?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 25, 2008 12:46PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 13:06, Lady D wrote:
Seriously, why can't we all agree to end this post right now? I mean, how much longer is this still going to be funny to you? It is all so juvenile?
[/quote]

You don't get it, do you?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 12:56PM)
Get what? That everyone is very rude to me all the time?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 25, 2008 12:58PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 13:56, Lady D wrote:
Get what? That everyone is very rude to me all the time?
[/quote]

The JOKE. Are you trying to make me feel bad?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 03:00PM)
What joke? Are you being rude to me now, too?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 25, 2008 03:01PM)
Hey, CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG?!

(Jeff sings: We are the world...we are the children...."
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 03:05PM)
Do you always act so diplomatically?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 25, 2008 03:13PM)
Are you saying I've been drinking too much tonight?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 03:16PM)
I never said anything about you drinking, did I? What are you talking about?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 25, 2008 03:18PM)
The show, Are either of you going to assist in the show?
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Mar 25, 2008 03:20PM)
What happened to Tinker Toys?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 25, 2008 03:32PM)
I tinker with toys, but where would I even find Tinker Toys nowadays?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 03:34PM)
Probably in a toy store?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 25, 2008 03:35PM)
How can I assist in a show when I've been drinking too much?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 03:37PM)
Do you think you are funny about drinking? Don't you know it is a very serious problem? Don't you think perhaps you should join AA?
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Mar 25, 2008 03:45PM)
Is drinking while being funny wrong?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 25, 2008 03:46PM)
Do you think someones here for the hunting?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 03:47PM)
Who mentioned hunting? Why do you keep referring to things that are not even mentioned here?
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Mar 25, 2008 03:50PM)
Is jell-o really the perfect dessert?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 04:00PM)
Jello? Why are you talking about jello now? How is that remotely related to what is being written here? Why do you keep changing the subject so much?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 25, 2008 04:09PM)
Where can I catch a submarine to Grimsby?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 04:13PM)
Are you mocking me, too?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Mar 25, 2008 04:16PM)
Do you feel you are being treated unfairly?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 25, 2008 04:16PM)
Who started this mess?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Mar 25, 2008 04:16PM)
Does anybody suspect a wind up?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 25, 2008 04:17PM)
Is there a point to the whole thing?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 25, 2008 04:21PM)
Is there a thing to the whole point?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 04:25PM)
Who cares if there is or isn't? Can't we all agree just to stop this right now? What is the point of going on and on and on? Can you give me one good reason why this should continue? Is this is still fun?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 25, 2008 04:29PM)
Can a reason be a question? If you aren't enjoying it why do you keep posting?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 04:33PM)
Why do you care if I am enjoying myself? What difference could it possibly make to you?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 25, 2008 04:35PM)
Did I say I cared?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 04:46PM)
About what?
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Mar 25, 2008 04:52PM)
How many definitions can a word have?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 25, 2008 05:02PM)
How many definitions does a word need?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 05:14PM)
How did we get on words now? A word can have many different meanings depending on the context and the intent of the speaker, can't it?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 06:02PM)
Your point being?
Message: Posted by: Lady D (Mar 25, 2008 06:10PM)
Where did I ever say I was trying to make a point? Why won't you stop harassing me?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 25, 2008 06:20PM)
What are your needs?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 25, 2008 06:21PM)
Whoa, wait a second...did you just hear that?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 25, 2008 07:26PM)
Was it the theatre door opening and all the people were rushing in to fill the seats?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 25, 2008 07:41PM)
Did everyone get mad and go home?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 25, 2008 08:29PM)
Will they not sit and watch the show?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 08:38PM)
Was it something I did?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 25, 2008 08:49PM)
Was it something I said?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 25, 2008 08:56PM)
Should you take a time-out and think about it some more?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 08:59PM)
What are you saying? Is it my breath?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 25, 2008 09:10PM)
It couldn't be my netiquette, could it?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 25, 2008 09:27PM)
What am I going to do with you two?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 09:42PM)
Who made you the boss of us?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Mar 25, 2008 09:45PM)
I did?
Message: Posted by: kregg (Mar 25, 2008 09:46PM)
Who's Who?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 25, 2008 10:12PM)
.
.
Who's going to clean up the mess?
.
.

Scar
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 10:16PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-25 22:45, Josh Riel wrote:
I did?
[/quote]

Does this count as a question?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 25, 2008 10:22PM)
Does what count?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 10:40PM)
Didn't you see the quote, in my above post?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 25, 2008 10:46PM)
Are consecutive posts allowed in this thread?
Message: Posted by: Joe Marotta (Mar 25, 2008 11:06PM)
Can't we all just get along?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Mar 26, 2008 12:39AM)
No?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 26, 2008 12:40AM)
Why would we want to get along?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 26, 2008 01:47AM)
Isn't it "Merrily we roll along?"
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 26, 2008 03:45AM)
Where is everybody? Why do all of you leave the room before I come in? Do I stink or something? How can you smell me over the internet? Where is Lady D? Do any of you know my mother?
Message: Posted by: Chappo (Mar 26, 2008 07:55AM)
Can't you see we're all sleeping? Is it a crime? I mean, surely you know you stink? Smellovision is all the rage nowadays isn't it? Who's lady D? A RnB star with an indentity crisis? Does your mother know you?
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Mar 26, 2008 10:42AM)
Why did I come all the way here to find this thread?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 26, 2008 10:44AM)
I don't know? Are you lost?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 26, 2008 11:39AM)
Did you anchor your thread?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 26, 2008 11:47AM)
I don't know whether to anchor my thread or [i]thread[/i] my anchor?
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Mar 26, 2008 12:34PM)
Isn't an anchor too heavy for thread work?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 26, 2008 12:36PM)
Do you think that's why it keeps breaking?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 26, 2008 12:52PM)
Should you try invisible chain for your anchor?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 26, 2008 12:58PM)
Should we ask the fairy mods (or is it mod fairies?) to make this a sticky to prevent the searching of this topic when we log on?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 26, 2008 05:01PM)
Should we worry that a search would reveal our questions?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 26, 2008 05:36PM)
Don't searches usually reveal answers?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 26, 2008 06:31PM)
Don't answers usually reveal searches?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 26, 2008 07:55PM)
Have you tried searching for searches? Have searches been discussed before?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Mar 26, 2008 09:17PM)
Why would I do that?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Mar 26, 2008 09:17PM)
Has this been asked before?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 26, 2008 09:26PM)
Asked before what?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 26, 2008 11:58PM)
Has what been asked before?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 12:47AM)
What is the meaning of life?

Please, no references to the cereal or magazine... I really want to know.
Message: Posted by: pepka (Mar 27, 2008 12:59AM)
Do you really think we'll ever know?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 27, 2008 01:10AM)
And would you believe us if we did?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 27, 2008 02:09AM)
Where am I?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 05:46AM)
Why is the room empty again? Y'all keep appearing and disappearing all the time. Are you a bunch of magicians or something?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 27, 2008 05:51AM)
How do you know we're not just hiding under the table?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 05:53AM)
Are you? Are all of you hiding under the table? Or are some of you in the closet?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 27, 2008 06:40AM)
Do you really want to know?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 07:04AM)
Why not? Do YOU have something you're not telling us?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 27, 2008 08:40AM)
Do you really want to know?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 10:00AM)
Is this some kind of conspiracy?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Mar 27, 2008 10:05AM)
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth[b][i]?[/i][/b]
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Mar 27, 2008 10:08AM)
Paper or plastic?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 10:21AM)
Is the paper recycled?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 27, 2008 10:31AM)
Is it environmentally friendly?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 10:44AM)
Is everyone here trying to confuse me?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 27, 2008 10:54AM)
Are you that easy to confuse?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 11:02AM)
Do you realize that I should be working right now?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 27, 2008 11:05AM)
Like that's ever stopped you before?
Message: Posted by: Donny Orbit (Mar 27, 2008 11:28AM)
Was that a question?
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Mar 27, 2008 11:42AM)
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 11:53AM)
Is this a Floating Lghtbulb?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 27, 2008 12:17PM)
What's a "Lghtbulb"?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 12:29PM)
Should it be Light Bulb?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 12:35PM)
Should the bulb light?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Mar 27, 2008 12:51PM)
Yes

I lose, you all win.
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 01:00PM)
Goodie, What"s the prize?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 01:05PM)
Whoa!

There's a [b]prize???[/b]
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 01:57PM)
Why are you sitting so close to the screen?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 02:00PM)
Do you think I should sit a little further back?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 27, 2008 02:14PM)
Shouldn't you sell the fisheye lens for your camera, or was it a photoshop effect?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 02:16PM)
I have no idea what you are trying to suggest?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 02:54PM)
You're out of focus for me. Can you possibly sit a little closer?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 02:54PM)
Jay, are you one of those magicians in the closet?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 02:56PM)
I can't hear you, why is it so dark in here?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 02:56PM)
May I go to lunch?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 03:03PM)
What's for lunch? Am I invited?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 03:06PM)
Who's to blame when the party's out of bounds?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 27, 2008 03:13PM)
Duck?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 03:17PM)
Why a Duck?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 27, 2008 03:44PM)
Why not?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 27, 2008 05:43PM)
Dose the Lghtbulb float, because it's light?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 27, 2008 06:06PM)
But light is bright, right?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 06:09PM)
Are all lights bright lights?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 27, 2008 06:18PM)
What?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 27, 2008 06:29PM)
Do you mean [i]watt[/i]?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 27, 2008 06:29PM)
Can you speak louder?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Mar 27, 2008 07:53PM)
Does speaking the name, Hastur, as in Hastur-Hastur-Hastur, cause you to -- GHACK!!!!?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 27, 2008 08:19PM)
Is ghacking the same as spewing spruge?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 27, 2008 08:34PM)
Can someone please answer Josh's question?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 27, 2008 08:57PM)
Did I ask for your help?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 27, 2008 09:48PM)
Didn't you?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 27, 2008 09:51PM)
Did you see my lips moving?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 27, 2008 09:59PM)
Can you please describe how your absolutely beautiful lips were moving again?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 27, 2008 10:30PM)
Was there sniper fire or not?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Mar 27, 2008 10:32PM)
How long can this thread go on?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 27, 2008 10:35PM)
Could it last forever?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 28, 2008 01:28AM)
Is this supposed to be humorous?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 28, 2008 02:27AM)
Can we not hope that things get more creative and - dare I say - funny?
Message: Posted by: pepka (Mar 28, 2008 02:44AM)
I think w.....sniff sniff.......OK, who farted?
Message: Posted by: Brainmold (Mar 28, 2008 09:11AM)
Can you smell really smell something over the internet?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 28, 2008 09:37AM)
I just read ALL 13 pages of this post, do you think I'm going to be brain damaged?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 28, 2008 10:36AM)
Ok, Who left the refrigerator door open? Justin, Jocdoc, Ibean58, MitchMacic Josh? And why did I pick on every 3rd person in order, from lowest to highest, then suddenly quit?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 28, 2008 12:51PM)
How I am supposed to concentrate when the guy speaking has four eyes?
Message: Posted by: Kif Anderson (Mar 28, 2008 02:43PM)
And you think concentration will help how?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 28, 2008 02:44PM)
Can you?
Message: Posted by: Brainmold (Mar 28, 2008 03:26PM)
Dude, is this thread still going on?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 28, 2008 03:28PM)
Dude, can't you read?
Message: Posted by: Brainmold (Mar 28, 2008 03:59PM)
Dude, you call this worthwhile reading?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 28, 2008 04:02PM)
Are you REALLY calling me Dude?
Message: Posted by: calamari (Mar 28, 2008 04:13PM)
What?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 28, 2008 05:08PM)
What what?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 28, 2008 05:11PM)
Who's there?
Message: Posted by: Brainmold (Mar 28, 2008 05:16PM)
Who's on first?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 28, 2008 05:19PM)
Who's on first who?
Message: Posted by: Brainmold (Mar 28, 2008 05:24PM)
No, What's on first? Who is on second?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 28, 2008 05:25PM)
Dudes?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 28, 2008 05:32PM)
.
.
Who has [b]Beef[/b] and where is it?
.
.

Scar
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Mar 28, 2008 05:47PM)
What is a question? and how do I answer it?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 28, 2008 06:03PM)
I don't know.
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Mar 28, 2008 06:03PM)
Or do i?
Message: Posted by: Joe Marotta (Mar 28, 2008 06:13PM)
Kif, were you going to ask a question?
Message: Posted by: Joe Marotta (Mar 28, 2008 06:13PM)
Do I have to tell you guys how to do everything?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 28, 2008 07:00PM)
How do you do everything?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 28, 2008 08:41PM)
Can you tell us how to get our names in the Guiness World Records book?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 28, 2008 08:55PM)
Would such an accomplishment really be worth the time and effort one would have to invest?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 29, 2008 01:18AM)
Wouldn't it be just as easy to make up our own records?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 29, 2008 04:33AM)
You mean that you haven't done so already?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 29, 2008 08:15AM)
Should I have?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 29, 2008 08:52AM)
Don't you think you'd get sued?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 29, 2008 10:21AM)
Why would they sue someone just for making up their own world record?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 29, 2008 06:49PM)
Why Isn't Joe Marrotta answering the question?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 29, 2008 07:46PM)
The Joe Marrotta on this board?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 29, 2008 09:34PM)
When is Jay going to tell me why he has four eyes?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 29, 2008 11:19PM)
Well, when are you going to ask him?
Message: Posted by: MitchMagic (Mar 30, 2008 01:12AM)
Why am I drunk?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 30, 2008 01:21AM)
Why did you drink so much alcohol?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 01:33AM)
Can't you see his avatar?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 30, 2008 02:23AM)
Is it over?
Message: Posted by: Sindre (Mar 30, 2008 02:33AM)
Is what over?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 30, 2008 03:23AM)
Did I get the last word?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 30, 2008 04:00AM)
Why do I feel guilty about enjoying this thread so much.?

Should I be questioning my sanity?

Scar
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 30, 2008 04:49AM)
Scar, how come you forgot the little dots between your sentences? Are you crazy?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Mar 30, 2008 05:41AM)
If I lost my dots does that mean I have lost my marbles too?

Scar
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 30, 2008 06:11AM)
I don't know. If you've lost your marbles maybe you need some help with your memory.

(long, long pause, getting ready for the actual question...)

Do you know about the books of HARRY LORAYNE?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 30, 2008 07:54AM)
How could I forget about those books?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 08:05AM)
Do you think he doesn't plug them enough?
Message: Posted by: Harry Lorayne (Mar 30, 2008 09:13AM)
Shouldn't you read at least one of them so that you'll remember not to do those old tired jokes?
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Mar 30, 2008 10:48AM)
Where was I?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 10:55AM)
Aren't you right above me, and right under Harry Lorayne?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Mar 30, 2008 11:41AM)
Am I not down here?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 30, 2008 11:44AM)
Who cares where we are?
Shouldn't we rather care about where we are in relation to others and why Jay has four eyes?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 12:04PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-30 12:41, mrbilldentertainer wrote:
Am I not down here?
[/quote]

Aren't you up there?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 02:01PM)
Why do so many people need to know about my ears?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 30, 2008 02:20PM)
Not your ears...I think they are talking about your [i]eyes[/i]?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 02:21PM)
Why not my ears?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 30, 2008 02:23PM)
With all those eyes, can't you read what I just asked?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 30, 2008 02:27PM)
I'm in the mood to ride my bike but the wind really kicked my butt yesterday. Do you think I should ride outside today, or just do the rollers for an hour?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 02:33PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-30 15:23, Justin Style wrote:
With all those eyes, can't you read what I just asked?
[/quote]

Is that kind of insensitivity really called for?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Mar 30, 2008 02:54PM)
Harry, is that really you?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 30, 2008 02:58PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-30 15:33, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
[quote]
On 2008-03-30 15:23, Justin Style wrote:
With all those eyes, can't you read what I just asked?
[/quote]

Is that kind of insensitivity really called for?
[/quote]

I'm sorry, did I sound harsh?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 04:06PM)
Which will get me the most brownie points: A, brushing the offense off B. Being somewhat offended or C really acting put out?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 30, 2008 04:20PM)
What are "brownie points"?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 04:30PM)
Wouldn't you like to know?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Mar 30, 2008 04:32PM)
If I guess right do I get some?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 04:43PM)
Let's ask Justin .... Justin?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Mar 30, 2008 04:55PM)
Do I look like my reflection?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 04:58PM)
Should we reflect on that statement?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 30, 2008 04:59PM)
Did someone actually make a statement?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 05:01PM)
Is that Bob?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 30, 2008 05:56PM)
Its not Bozo the clown is it?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 30, 2008 07:53PM)
Would you recognize him without his makeup?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 08:14PM)
Do you realize that I actually know Bozo?

(That's Mr. Harman to you)
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 08:17PM)
Did you know Bozo was a franchise? Why didn't you claim to know [b]a[/b] Bozo?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 30, 2008 09:03PM)
Didn't you realize that I've been called a Bozo many times?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 09:08PM)
Oh, did I offend you?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 09:21PM)
What's Larry pointing to?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 09:24PM)
UH, the ace? What about it?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 09:40PM)
Are you sure he's not pointing to the card below it?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 30, 2008 09:43PM)
Was that supposed to be funny?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Mar 30, 2008 09:47PM)
Does Jay have to pay twice as much as anyone else when he goes to the movies?

If he only had one eye, would he only pay half as much?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 30, 2008 09:47PM)
Does it matter what I'm pointing at?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 30, 2008 09:56PM)
Isn't it rude to point?
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Mar 30, 2008 10:01PM)
So, what's the point of being rude?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 30, 2008 10:10PM)
If the point is pointless then... isn't it blunt?
Message: Posted by: manal (Mar 31, 2008 12:35AM)
Does having 4 eyes make it easier to see the point and if so is the point actually dull as you have inquired ?
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 31, 2008 12:38AM)
If Jay actually did get offended by all the asking about his eyes and he changed his avatar wouldn't this be a little pointless?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Mar 31, 2008 12:45AM)
If Jay wore glasses, would we have to then refer to him as "8 eyes?"
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 31, 2008 05:15AM)
Is he than octopus like in nature? Or is it spiders that have eight eyes?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 31, 2008 11:15AM)
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 31, 2008 12:56PM)
Is it a garbage truck?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Mar 31, 2008 01:00PM)
YES!!! Does that surprise you?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Mar 31, 2008 01:10PM)
IF I wore bifocals, how many eyes would that make?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 31, 2008 06:00PM)
Would the correct answer be 12?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 31, 2008 06:09PM)
Would you use your top eyes for far, and the bottom ones for near?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Mar 31, 2008 07:38PM)
What if you only wore a monocle?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 31, 2008 08:12PM)
Which eye would you wear it over?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Mar 31, 2008 08:19PM)
How about glasses, an eye patch and a monocle?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 31, 2008 08:30PM)
Isn't Monacle the girl who loved Bill Clinton's cigars?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 31, 2008 08:47PM)
Should I miss Lewinsky?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 31, 2008 08:51PM)
Miss lewinsky..."Miss" Lewinsky..was that a play on words?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Mar 31, 2008 09:50PM)
Didn't it seem like a play on words?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Mar 31, 2008 10:55PM)
Wasn't she caught playing on something ELSE?
Message: Posted by: manal (Mar 31, 2008 11:32PM)
Are we talking cigar manipulation now?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 1, 2008 12:44AM)
Did Monica know how to ditch the tip?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 1, 2008 05:28AM)
Do you think she swall...I mean inhaled?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 1, 2008 10:04AM)
And did she put a video of same on You Tube?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 1, 2008 10:31AM)
Do you think I can get her to call [i]me?[/i]
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 1, 2008 10:34AM)
Do you think I'm going to give you her number?
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 1, 2008 12:37PM)
Why would anyone want to phone her? Isn't she a little expensive?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 1, 2008 02:58PM)
And isn't she a little Sl*t?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 1, 2008 03:33PM)
So, what's wrong with that?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 1, 2008 04:23PM)
Who do you recommend, then ❼
and who is the 7th
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Apr 1, 2008 04:35PM)
Does anyone know what Jay is talking about?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 1, 2008 04:56PM)
Do I even know, what I'm talking about?

(the by-ling on Justin's posts about being the ➑th )
Message: Posted by: paisa23 (Apr 1, 2008 04:57PM)
What?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Apr 1, 2008 06:23PM)
Am I slow, or what?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Apr 1, 2008 06:38PM)
Has anyone read this post yet?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 1, 2008 08:44PM)
THE BY-LINE>>>>>THE BY-LINE in Justin's posts
"I am the 8th greatest living magician in the world" written in yellow colored print..... directly under....See New York City by bicycle, with me! also in yellow colored print.

I hope that clarifies anything appearing to be cryptic.
sorry, I need to phrase this as a question then return you to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.

Did I clear up the earlier post?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 1, 2008 08:56PM)
Are you allowed to have so many non-questions in a post?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 1, 2008 09:15PM)
Should we lynch him?
Message: Posted by: Tom Bartlett (Apr 1, 2008 09:24PM)
Should we do lunch?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 1, 2008 09:55PM)
Should we lynch him using lunch meats?
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 2, 2008 12:30AM)
Has this thread turned into a lynch for lunch thread?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 2, 2008 04:07AM)
Can you eat lint for lent?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 2, 2008 04:54AM)
Would you enjoy it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 2, 2008 05:18AM)
Has anybody seen my car keys?
Message: Posted by: pepka (Apr 2, 2008 05:27AM)
Where did you have them last?
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 2, 2008 10:31AM)
Have you found then yet?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 2, 2008 10:52AM)
Are you [i]still[/i] looking?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 2, 2008 10:53AM)
Who do you think asked the most ridiculous question, so far?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 2, 2008 10:56AM)
Didn't I see the cat with them?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 2, 2008 11:09AM)
How do you come up with these no sequesters?
Message: Posted by: Adam Milestone (Apr 2, 2008 11:22AM)
He sequesters a "no" until it changes it's mind to become a "yes", no?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 2, 2008 11:25AM)
I'm not sure, I think that should've been NON-sequesters?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 2, 2008 03:15PM)
Is it not sequitur?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 2, 2008 03:25PM)
Am I making any sense?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 2, 2008 03:25PM)
Am I now talking to myself?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 2, 2008 03:26PM)
Doesn't that make me crazy?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 2, 2008 03:33PM)
Do you realize that I'm NOT the only person not following the rules?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 2, 2008 10:31PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-02 12:09, Justin Style wrote:
How do you come up with these no sequesters?
[/quote]

Could it be I just have a loose grip on reality?
Message: Posted by: topandball (Apr 2, 2008 11:00PM)
Why not a tight grip on unreality?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 3, 2008 05:06AM)
Didn't Monica have a grip?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 3, 2008 05:29AM)
Monica from FRIENDS?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 3, 2008 09:27AM)
...or the Monica who [i]bluclintski[/i]?
Message: Posted by: NicholasD (Apr 3, 2008 09:38AM)
Was that a blue dress?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 3, 2008 10:06AM)
Are we supposed to question the question directly before us or just go off, willy nilly?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 3, 2008 10:09AM)
I thought we were following the previous post, but what do I know?
Message: Posted by: raywitko (Apr 3, 2008 11:00AM)
Did you know more than me? Why did I read this whole post?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 3, 2008 11:22AM)
I wonder how many people actually [i]did[/i] read this whole post?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Apr 3, 2008 02:36PM)
Uh...42?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 3, 2008 02:40PM)
How did you come to that conclusion?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 3, 2008 03:03PM)
Is Jay an optometrists' worst nightmare?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 3, 2008 05:49PM)
Or is he their dream come true??

J
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 3, 2008 06:55PM)
True, he may be a dream, but if he is a nightmare, or if he is the nightmare they dream about, or the dream they have nightmares about, will the Colts win the Super bowl next year???? :wow:
Message: Posted by: paisa23 (Apr 3, 2008 07:29PM)
Did he shoot him at, , a,,, Downward Angle?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 3, 2008 08:42PM)
Is it just me, or is the above disjointed?
Message: Posted by: sinergy22 (Apr 3, 2008 10:23PM)
Say... isn't that a magic trick? = P
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 4, 2008 01:31AM)
How long will the fact that this thread has not died impress me?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 4, 2008 05:17AM)
Help! Where am I?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 4, 2008 12:05PM)
Why do you expect me to know?
Do I even know where _I_ am?
Message: Posted by: Adam Milestone (Apr 4, 2008 12:23PM)
I'm right where I'm supposed to be...right? Or, am I supposed to be right?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 4, 2008 01:36PM)
Can you be allright if you're half left?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 4, 2008 03:13PM)
Have half of us of us left this thread?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 4, 2008 03:40PM)
If I wink, which eye should I use?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 4, 2008 03:47PM)
Are you saying that you can wink [i]individual[/i] eyes?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 4, 2008 04:02PM)
Why couldn't eye?
Message: Posted by: topandball (Apr 4, 2008 04:40PM)
Might it not be difficult?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 4, 2008 05:13PM)
Could you wait a while so I can try it out and report back to you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 4, 2008 07:51PM)
Would you do that for us?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 4, 2008 08:18PM)
Wanna bet he can't?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 4, 2008 08:28PM)
Can I put money on myself?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 4, 2008 08:40PM)
Did you watch yourself try?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 5, 2008 01:58AM)
Has anyone set the betting odds for this yet?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 5, 2008 05:24AM)
Do you think Steve Brooks will show up in this goofy thread?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 5, 2008 10:58AM)
Is this really Goofy, and not Daffy?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 5, 2008 03:13PM)
Wasn't I Daffy last time I checked?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Apr 5, 2008 10:11PM)
Are y'all still here?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 6, 2008 06:35AM)
What's a yall?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 6, 2008 08:21AM)
Isn't that like when you yall at the kids, or yall at the wife?
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 6, 2008 01:44PM)
Is that the level we've sunk to?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 6, 2008 06:11PM)
And where is Steve??
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 6, 2008 11:07PM)
Why do I even check this thread? What's the point? Does anyone think this is going anywhere?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 7, 2008 03:48AM)
Am I smart or am I dumb to eat a double pit plum?

J.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 7, 2008 05:16AM)
Huh?
Message: Posted by: pepka (Apr 7, 2008 05:58AM)
Didn't you understand him the first time?
Message: Posted by: Nicholas (Apr 7, 2008 07:57AM)
Do I have to read this whole post to make sense of it? Did someone ask that before? Is it OK that I jumped in willy-nilly like this. Did someone answer that when it was asked earlier? Is it preferable that I not refer to, what may be, previously asked questions? Could the answer to all of these questions be yes?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 7, 2008 06:04PM)
? ? ? ? ? ?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Apr 7, 2008 06:20PM)
Can we stop now??
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Apr 7, 2008 07:21PM)
What if I don't know how to read?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 7, 2008 08:20PM)
Is anyone else tempted to post a statement?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 7, 2008 08:52PM)
Can we all take the fifth?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 8, 2008 01:37AM)
Would it help if we all drank a fifth before posting?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 8, 2008 04:17AM)
Could it possibly hurt?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Apr 8, 2008 04:19AM)
Did someone y'all my name? Was it my majeenayshun? Wait, are y'all yankeez and is them fatten wurdz?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 8, 2008 05:12AM)
Oh why, why, [i]why[/i] didn't I listen to mother?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Apr 8, 2008 11:06AM)
Who do you think will be the first person to make an [i]actual[/i] statement?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 8, 2008 02:47PM)
Do you think it will be the person who does make the first statement?

J.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 8, 2008 05:09PM)
Are we caught in a swirling vortex???
Message: Posted by: P Galore (Apr 8, 2008 06:56PM)
What is an "actual" statement and would it differ in any way from a "first" statement if it were made in a swirling vortex? Can someone explain that, please?
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Apr 8, 2008 07:10PM)
I'll make a statement.
This is a statement.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 8, 2008 07:31PM)
Treason? Mutiny????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 8, 2008 08:54PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-08 20:10, Rupert Bair wrote:
I'll make a statement?
This is a statement?
[/quote]

Does this make me a revisionist?
Message: Posted by: Chappo (Apr 8, 2008 09:55PM)
More to the point, does this warrant a revisionist's professional expertise?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 8, 2008 10:29PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-08 20:31, daffydoug wrote:
Mutiny????
[/quote]
Would the above question require 8 question marks in Spanish?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Apr 8, 2008 11:35PM)
Could the above referenced question even be translated into Spanish?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 9, 2008 01:36AM)
żLa pregunta anterior requieren 8 signos de interrogación en espańol?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 9, 2008 05:22AM)
Where is a good translator when I need one?
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 9, 2008 10:25AM)
Why do you need a translator?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Apr 9, 2008 12:58PM)
Why would anyone who speaks Spanish need a translator?
Message: Posted by: P Galore (Apr 9, 2008 02:01PM)
Por que?
Message: Posted by: Al Angello (Apr 9, 2008 03:47PM)
P Galore
Is that your real name, or just a character from "Goldfinger"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 9, 2008 03:51PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-09 15:01, P Galore wrote:
Por que?
[/quote]
P..p...p...Por que pig?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 9, 2008 05:20PM)
Does it taste more like butter, or porque? Can we still believe it actually is butter?

J.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 9, 2008 09:38PM)
Could it be the better butter that Betsy Butler bought so as not to make her better batter bitter?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 10, 2008 03:27PM)
Is it nice to fool mother nature?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 10, 2008 07:55PM)
Can we all agree that fooling mother nature is the natural thing to do?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 10, 2008 10:35PM)
But, is squeezing the Charmin® the natural thing to do?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 11, 2008 12:45AM)
Where did Josh find the little "r" that I don't see on my own keyboard?
Message: Posted by: Matt Pulsar (Apr 11, 2008 12:58AM)
Don't you hold down the "alt," or "option" button to get the ®?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 11, 2008 01:01AM)
Are we all trapped in some weird parallel universe???
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 11, 2008 02:33AM)
Is that why everybody looks like Mr. Whipple?
Message: Posted by: Andy the cardician (Apr 11, 2008 04:33AM)
Why?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 11, 2008 09:54AM)
Why not?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 11, 2008 10:47AM)
Is that the Twilight Zone theme I hear playing in the background??
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Apr 11, 2008 02:26PM)
Why doesn't everyone stick to the subject?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 11, 2008 05:08PM)
What was the subject?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Apr 11, 2008 08:01PM)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s ?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 12, 2008 03:01AM)
Who else has a dirty mind here?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 12, 2008 03:41AM)
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s]What is your definition of "dirty"?[/url]
Message: Posted by: Andy the cardician (Apr 12, 2008 03:56AM)
Josh?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 12, 2008 05:26AM)
Where is Rod Serling?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 12, 2008 05:34AM)
Why do I have to post here just so I can see my name severally in a row (Which I will screenshot for anyone interested).
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 12, 2008 12:31PM)
Why would anyone post on this thread?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 12, 2008 01:26PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-12 04:56, Andy the cardician wrote:
Josh?
[/quote]

Andy, shouldn't that have been "Josh #2?" ?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 12, 2008 01:31PM)
Which one is Josh #2?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 12, 2008 01:36PM)
Isn't it obvious?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 12, 2008 01:54PM)
Well then who is Josh #1?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 12, 2008 02:01PM)
Are you pulling my leg? You're new here aren't you? Would you ask "Who is Dini?" or "When did Vernon die?" ?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 12, 2008 02:35PM)
Or "when was Penn going to Teller?"
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 12, 2008 06:15PM)
Are we on the yellow brick road?
Message: Posted by: Scott Compton (Apr 13, 2008 12:21AM)
Are youse guys STILL here?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 13, 2008 02:30AM)
Who's youse?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 13, 2008 08:10AM)
Can someone [i]please[/i] direct me to Oz?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 13, 2008 09:52AM)
What is the meaning of life?
Message: Posted by: Hoff Man (Apr 13, 2008 10:34AM)
Why do ya wanna know?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 13, 2008 11:00AM)
Can you [i]please[/i] direct me to the wizard?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 13, 2008 01:51PM)
Can you please tell me which wizard (or is it witch wizard) you wish to be directed to?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 13, 2008 04:01PM)
Does it really make any difference in the end?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 14, 2008 03:09AM)
Is this the end of this thread?
Message: Posted by: mvmagic (Apr 14, 2008 03:26AM)
Why should it be?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 14, 2008 06:29AM)
Maybe because it's gone on too long?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 14, 2008 04:52PM)
Well if the intent of this thread was to have no point then maybe it hasn't gone on long enough???

P.S. Why is my post count stuck at 29???
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Apr 14, 2008 05:22PM)
Why should we care?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 14, 2008 08:21PM)
If we cared would anybody even care that we cared?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Apr 14, 2008 11:28PM)
Hello, hello, is there anybody out there?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 15, 2008 11:24AM)
If anyone was out there, would they necessarily reply?
Message: Posted by: JasonbytheOcean (Apr 15, 2008 12:14PM)
Do you think it's important that they do?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Apr 15, 2008 12:19PM)
Why would they not?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 15, 2008 12:55PM)
What is your mother's maiden name?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Apr 15, 2008 02:55PM)
And why should I tell you?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 15, 2008 03:40PM)
Why should you not?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 15, 2008 04:26PM)
Where is the nearest restroom?
Message: Posted by: edh (Apr 15, 2008 04:42PM)
Male or female?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 16, 2008 12:05AM)
Could the mail be freemailed to my apartment or will the bathroom simply appear in my bedroom?
J.
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 16, 2008 02:38AM)
Are we almost there yet???
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 16, 2008 09:42AM)
Depends on where there is, doesn't it?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 17, 2008 12:30AM)
Can we take the shortcut, daddy?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Apr 17, 2008 01:40AM)
Is the wormhole open?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 17, 2008 11:05AM)
What wormhole?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 17, 2008 05:42PM)
Aren't they technically called night crawlers?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 17, 2008 10:17PM)
Are you trying to bait me?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 17, 2008 10:30PM)
Is Josh trying to be jocular?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 17, 2008 10:42PM)
Aren't I too tall?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 17, 2008 11:59PM)
Do you wear jockey shorts?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Apr 18, 2008 12:44AM)
Do Jockeys wear jockey shorts?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 18, 2008 11:59AM)
Are whitey-tighties always tight?
Message: Posted by: nucinud (Apr 18, 2008 03:20PM)
Do you need them to be tight?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 18, 2008 04:37PM)
Underwear is for suckers






?
Message: Posted by: Corona Smith (Apr 18, 2008 04:41PM)
The Velcro Underpants were an underground psychedelic punk band from the sixties, famously associated with pop artist Andy Warhol?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 18, 2008 04:52PM)
Huh???????
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 18, 2008 04:55PM)
There are over 365 species of squirrel's or squirrel like mammals through out the world? These are divided into seven families? The three most common squirrel families are the ground squirrel, the flying squirrel and the tree squirrel? The Gray squirrel is probably the most common of the tree squirrels? They inhabit most of the northern hemisphere?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 18, 2008 07:00PM)
Why didn't the ground squirrel and the tree squirrel get their own cartoon series too? Couldn't they make friends with the moose?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 18, 2008 07:24PM)
The Moose as in Bullwinkle?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 18, 2008 07:41PM)
Who else but Bullwinkle?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Apr 18, 2008 07:45PM)
Why not Mickey Moose?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 18, 2008 10:59PM)
Or Moosolini?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 18, 2008 11:03PM)
Is that how you really spell "Moosolini? Are you sure?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 19, 2008 04:35AM)
Benito Amilcare Andrea Moosolini (July 29, 1883 – April 28, 1945) was an Italian who led the National Fascist Party and is credited with being one of key figures in the creation of Fascism? He became the Prime Minister of Italy in 1922 and began using the title Il Duce by 1925? Moosolini was the leader of the Italian dictatorship until 1943 and - for a short period after this until his death - Moosolini was the leader of the Italian Social Republic?
Message: Posted by: Clock (Apr 19, 2008 05:22AM)
Can you just add a question mark to the end of any sentence and make it a question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 19, 2008 05:26AM)
Isn't all fair in a nonsensical thread such as this?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 19, 2008 08:52AM)
Isn't anything Josh #2 posts questionable anyway?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 19, 2008 11:59AM)
Can we please stay on topic with this thread everybody?

:goof:
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Apr 19, 2008 12:03PM)
Was that really post 666?
Message: Posted by: Sylver Fyre (Apr 19, 2008 12:13PM)
Did you know that due to a calculation error the number of the beast is actually 616 and not 666?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 19, 2008 12:18PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-19 12:59, PaulPacific wrote:
Can we please stay on topic with this thread everybody?
[/quote]

Who made you the topic police?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 19, 2008 12:50PM)
LOL Is it a crime to simply ask to remain on topic?
Message: Posted by: pokerplayer269 (Apr 19, 2008 01:42PM)
How are you?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Apr 19, 2008 02:05PM)
At what?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 19, 2008 02:31PM)
Who????
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 19, 2008 02:56PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-19 14:42, pokerplayer269 wrote:
How are you?
[/quote]

I'm very well, thank you, and you?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 19, 2008 03:50PM)
Could I be any better?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 19, 2008 04:10PM)
Could I buy some butter?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Apr 19, 2008 04:31PM)
Would the batter be better for the butter?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 19, 2008 05:01PM)
Be it bitter butter in the batter?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 19, 2008 08:10PM)
But will bitter butter make my better batter bitter?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 19, 2008 08:20PM)
Would you spit the bitter batter upon the back of your computer?

Perhaps he needs a baker tutor, to make his batter-butter better?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 19, 2008 09:05PM)
Did Betty butter the bitter batter to make the bitter batter better?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 19, 2008 09:17PM)
And, did Betty's buttering up the bitter batter to make the bitter batter better bother her baby brother Buster?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 19, 2008 09:47PM)
Yes?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 19, 2008 10:26PM)
Is this the "Expelled" thread?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 19, 2008 11:29PM)
Traditional butter (80% milkfat) is made from pasteurized cream under approved conditions. The U.S. government grades butter on the basis of its flavor, body, color and salt content. The grades range from superior quality USDA Grade AA to standard quality Grade B. Most butter sold is USDA Grade AA. Grade B butter is used mainly for manufacturing purposes.


?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 20, 2008 12:39AM)
Is Josh R. a maverick?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 20, 2008 03:27AM)
Is maverick another word for jerk-face?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 20, 2008 07:55AM)
Are we into word definitions now?
Message: Posted by: sean_mh (Apr 20, 2008 09:54PM)
Ok, why exactly did I decide to read most of this thread?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 20, 2008 10:02PM)
Is that a rhetorical question?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 20, 2008 10:11PM)
Or was it just because you couldn't help yourself once you started?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 21, 2008 06:31PM)
Is this thread dying?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 21, 2008 06:37PM)
Does it need CPR?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 21, 2008 07:23PM)
Does that work on thread?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 21, 2008 08:11PM)
Are we talking invisible thread?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 22, 2008 09:37AM)
It would only be invisible thread if it dies, wouldn't it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 22, 2008 04:03PM)
Can Michael Ammar help us here?
Message: Posted by: trickytrav (Apr 22, 2008 04:04PM)
Who's afraid of invisible thread?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 22, 2008 04:39PM)
Does the thread have to be attached to a reel?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 22, 2008 05:16PM)
Don't you mean "IT" and "r**l" ?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 22, 2008 06:29PM)
Now we have to move this to secret sessions.... Good going
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 22, 2008 06:46PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-22 19:29, Josh Riel wrote:
Now we have to move this to secret sessions?.... Good going?
[/quote]

What do you mean?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 22, 2008 09:37PM)
I wasn't finished, was I?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 22, 2008 10:18PM)
IT wasn't finished, was IT?
Message: Posted by: spatlind (Apr 22, 2008 10:45PM)
I don't know, you would have to ask IT wouldn't you?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 23, 2008 08:52AM)
I cou**n't b* sur* th*t I w*s givi*g aw*y s*crets, could I?
Message: Posted by: molsen (Apr 23, 2008 03:07PM)
Could you give away secrets without knowing about it?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 23, 2008 03:30PM)
Do I know any real secrets to start with?
Message: Posted by: scarnecky (Apr 23, 2008 05:06PM)
Did you know that knowing how to give away a secret is sometimes not knowing how to keep one, or have we lost the ability to understand what a secret really is?

Scar
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 23, 2008 05:15PM)
But if a secret is not a secret, and it doesn't become a secret until you give it away, and if when you give it away it was not really a secret to start with, until it becomes a secret by giving it away but you can't give it away because it's a secret, although it was not really a secret in the first place, but could become a secret if given away, even though all secrets are not meant to be given away so that they can remain secrets, at which time they cease to remain secrets, then who do you think will will the pennant this year?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 24, 2008 09:30AM)
Could it be the team that wins the most games?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Apr 24, 2008 10:53AM)
Is winning the most games really all that important?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 24, 2008 01:12PM)
Is beating the best teams more important?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 24, 2008 07:52PM)
Are we all going to get a beating?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 24, 2008 08:40PM)
Does IT got a good beat? Can you dance to IT?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Apr 24, 2008 09:12PM)
Am I confused because daffydoug and lbean58 have similar pics?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 24, 2008 09:36PM)
Is lbean my twin?????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 25, 2008 05:48AM)
Or are you his twin?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 25, 2008 09:11AM)
Wasn't my sister an only child?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 25, 2008 03:54PM)
Were you talking about Julia Child?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 25, 2008 04:17PM)
Was I talking about cooking?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 25, 2008 06:51PM)
How did this thread get to be about cooking children?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 25, 2008 07:24PM)
Am I the only person on the Café that can't believe this thread is nearing 6000 hits?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 25, 2008 07:42PM)
Did you say 6000!?!??
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 25, 2008 07:44PM)
Yeah, amazing isn't it?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 25, 2008 08:59PM)
It isn't fathomable is it?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Apr 25, 2008 09:01PM)
Are you having a good evening?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 25, 2008 09:30PM)
What's that smell?
Message: Posted by: Jonathan Townsend (Apr 25, 2008 09:37PM)
What day is it where you are?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 25, 2008 10:28PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-25 22:30, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
What's that smell?
[/quote]

Are you implying my feet smell?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 25, 2008 10:31PM)
Do your feet have a nose????
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 26, 2008 03:48AM)
Hello?
Doesn't my nose know how to smell the difference between cheese and feet?
J.
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 26, 2008 10:53AM)
If my feet smell, does my nose run?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 26, 2008 08:51PM)
[quote]
On 2008-04-26 11:53, lbean58 wrote:
If my feet smell, does my nose run?
[/quote]

Hasn't this been discussed? Did you do a search?
Message: Posted by: jocdoc (Apr 27, 2008 02:12AM)
Is this really worth searching?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 27, 2008 10:32PM)
If we search, will we find the answers to life's greatest mysteries?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Apr 27, 2008 10:48PM)
42 again?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (Apr 28, 2008 01:02AM)
When my feet itch,
doesn't that mean that I have
have found the secrets to the universe
right under my nose?

J.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 28, 2008 05:14AM)
Why are some people so nosey?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 28, 2008 01:09PM)
Are some people just inquisitive?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 29, 2008 05:39AM)
Do inquiring minds really want to know?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 29, 2008 05:52AM)
Isn't that an urban legend?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 29, 2008 04:17PM)
Has this thread become legendary yet?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 29, 2008 07:31PM)
Does legendary mean "great"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 29, 2008 10:53PM)
As in the "great" Ballentino?

Can we all on this thread reach greatness?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 30, 2008 05:24AM)
Doesn't each post, take us farther away?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 30, 2008 05:35AM)
Do we have any idea where we are going?
Message: Posted by: Xargos (Apr 30, 2008 05:35AM)
From what ?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Apr 30, 2008 03:36PM)
Isn't what on second?
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Apr 30, 2008 03:41PM)
Second to what?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Apr 30, 2008 07:34PM)
Does any one second that?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Apr 30, 2008 09:57PM)
Who's on first?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 1, 2008 05:55PM)
First what?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 1, 2008 07:38PM)
Isn't he on second?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 2, 2008 10:42AM)
Today's pitching?
Message: Posted by: Scott O. (May 2, 2008 12:36PM)
How can you tell that today is pitching? Does the day feel slanted to you?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 2, 2008 02:57PM)
Isn't my relationship to the sun here in North America one of a slant?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 2, 2008 06:09PM)
Are you trying to make me seasick?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 2, 2008 10:11PM)
Aren't you already sick - in a manner of speaking?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 2, 2008 10:20PM)
What manner of my speaking, do you find to be sick?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 3, 2008 10:35AM)
Will this thread make us ALL sick to our stomachs?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 3, 2008 10:42AM)
Or sick, just shy of our stomachs?
Message: Posted by: Scott O. (May 3, 2008 10:57AM)
Is all this talk of stomachs making anyone else hungry?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 3, 2008 11:03AM)
Haggis?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 3, 2008 01:08PM)
Where am I? if I think, therefore am I not?
Message: Posted by: KurtK (May 3, 2008 07:35PM)
Are you here?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 3, 2008 08:21PM)
How can he be? Aren't you there?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 4, 2008 09:43AM)
But where is [i]there[/i]?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 5, 2008 12:58PM)
Where isn't there? Everywhere is there except here, isn't it?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 5, 2008 06:30PM)
My there? Or their there?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 6, 2008 05:26AM)
Who's there? Isn't that a knock knock joke?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 7, 2008 03:02PM)
Little old lady who?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 7, 2008 06:02PM)
Isn't that Dr. Who's mom?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 8, 2008 05:12AM)
Isn't who's mom on first?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 10, 2008 10:03PM)
What's the person's name on first?
Message: Posted by: Jonathan Townsend (May 10, 2008 10:05PM)
Who got to third base with ... I don't know?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 11, 2008 04:52PM)
What I want to know is what's the guy's name on first base?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 11, 2008 04:56PM)
Dis you try looking here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (May 11, 2008 06:28PM)
Are you dissing me?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 11, 2008 07:29PM)
Isn't this called "Answer a Question with a Question" and not "Ask a Random Question"?

Or were you thinking of that other thread where I was dissing you?
Message: Posted by: Thomas Kwon (May 11, 2008 07:36PM)
I have no idea what's going on, but do you think I am Chinese?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (May 11, 2008 07:46PM)
Josh, I believe he was referring to your typo.

I can't believe you guys are still playing this game.
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 11, 2008 07:54PM)
George, did the little hooks fall off of your question marks?

Or should that be "...dis the little hooks fall off of your question marks?"?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (May 11, 2008 08:04PM)
I lost ages ago. It would be unfair to join the game again after losing so now I can only make statements.

You have just answered a statement with a question which is an impressive feat but unfortunately means you're out as well (and not only that you left the virgin Thomas Kwon on tenterhooks wondering if you percieve him as Chinese). If I see any more questions from you I will personally confiscate your little hooks.
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 11, 2008 09:48PM)
Who made you the decider?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (May 12, 2008 05:55AM)
Isn't Dubya the decider-er?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 12, 2008 11:34AM)
Isn't he the most powerful man in the world?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (May 12, 2008 04:36PM)
Who made THAT decision?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 12, 2008 07:29PM)
Didn't Diebold?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 13, 2008 09:14PM)
Or, is that the name of Bruce Willis' latest movie? (Die Bald?)
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 14, 2008 12:14AM)
Is Bruce Willis still bald?
Did he ever have hair?
Why does he keep growing that awful moustache?

PS: Josh, why is that guy still in your avatar?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 14, 2008 12:23AM)
Doesn't Bruce Willis shave his head just to be cool?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 14, 2008 12:26AM)
Yes, but isn't that the greatest gift of all?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 14, 2008 05:19AM)
Are we going to have a gift giving ceremony?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 14, 2008 03:56PM)
Is this thread in the throes of death?
Message: Posted by: aukt (May 14, 2008 06:55PM)
Doesn't it depend who's defining death?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 14, 2008 07:13PM)
Wasn't it Shakespeare who said "All our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death?"
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 14, 2008 09:36PM)
If it was, who cares?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 14, 2008 10:15PM)
Why would they?

Why are we asking soo many questions?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 15, 2008 04:28PM)
Well, isn't the only stupid question the one that remains unasked?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 15, 2008 07:06PM)
Wouldn't that make sense to everyone?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (May 15, 2008 07:33PM)
Wouldn't that be a subjective concept?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 15, 2008 08:42PM)
What if two remain unasked? Which one is stupider?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 16, 2008 05:17AM)
Is stupider a real word?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 16, 2008 07:44PM)
Is bumping allowed on this thread?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 16, 2008 07:48PM)
What do you want to bump?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 16, 2008 08:53PM)
Can I bump the thread to the top of the page?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 16, 2008 09:09PM)
Why-o why-o why-o did I ever leave Ohio?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 16, 2008 09:22PM)
Why did the Wright brothers leave?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 16, 2008 09:37PM)
Were they Wrong?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 16, 2008 10:50PM)
Didn't they have a flight to catch?




BTW Bill, Don't you know that spinning rings, upside down on forehead plungers, is [i][b]so[/i][/b] May 15th 2008?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 16, 2008 11:19PM)
Is the gorgeous woman to my right so May 16th 2008?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 16, 2008 11:35PM)
Are you talking about Josh's woman?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 18, 2008 08:45AM)
Is anybody here?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 18, 2008 10:50AM)
Are you considered to be anybody?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (May 18, 2008 10:52AM)
By whom?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (May 19, 2008 12:52PM)
You all know who I am, right?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 19, 2008 05:29PM)
Biblically?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 19, 2008 06:14PM)
Will we now have a Bible study?
Message: Posted by: Jonathan Townsend (May 19, 2008 06:34PM)
Can we put that room next to the den?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 20, 2008 06:37AM)
When, oh when is Steve brooks going to show up on this thread??
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 20, 2008 03:31PM)
Has he been invited to this thread?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 20, 2008 04:07PM)
Where invitations sent? Why didn't I get one?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 20, 2008 04:30PM)
Should we send you one?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 20, 2008 05:24PM)
Why wouldn't you? Why would you? Where would you? Why am I asking so many questions?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 20, 2008 06:47PM)
Are you insecure? How about now that I've asked?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 20, 2008 07:13PM)
Doesn't he look a bit insecure now that you've asked?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 20, 2008 07:44PM)
Are the giant cards and attractive woman in your avatars overcompensation for something?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 20, 2008 09:25PM)
Are you undercopensating for something?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 21, 2008 01:00AM)
Who told you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 21, 2008 05:25AM)
Isn't who on first?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 21, 2008 09:10AM)
What's the guy's name on first?
Message: Posted by: kregg (May 21, 2008 09:27AM)
Do you're legs fall asleep when you sit on a thread too long?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (May 21, 2008 12:01PM)
Does it hurt when we pull random stuff out of our bums?
Message: Posted by: kregg (May 21, 2008 04:56PM)
Is that what happened to your sponge balls?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 21, 2008 09:49PM)
[quote]
On 2008-05-21 13:01, Dustin Baker wrote:
Does it hurt when we pull random stuff out of our bums?
[/quote]

Have you tried marking the "stuff" with braille? Wouldn't that allow you to know what you were pulling out?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 22, 2008 10:32AM)
Could the braille "stuff" be marketed?
Message: Posted by: Perl (May 23, 2008 08:32AM)
Maybe yes.... so no one is assisting me with the magic?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 23, 2008 01:46PM)
Did you ask someone to assist you with the magic?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 23, 2008 06:42PM)
Did anyone see him ask?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 23, 2008 06:47PM)
What is it that he asked?
Message: Posted by: J.Buddy (May 24, 2008 02:43AM)
Does it seem to anyone else that this thread is sort of an addiction, I mean WOW, why do I keep coming back here to check it out? What happened to my free will? Who is going to releave the madness?? LOL?????
J.B.
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 24, 2008 07:12AM)
Don't we all need our daily fix?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 24, 2008 08:11AM)
Could anyone live without their daily fix?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 24, 2008 08:42AM)
What is a daily fix?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 24, 2008 09:00AM)
Is it something like FORD ("fix or repair daily")?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 24, 2008 09:07AM)
What is a Chrysler?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 24, 2008 03:21PM)
What is? Are we beginning to play Jeopardy categories?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 24, 2008 07:12PM)
Isn't this whole thing like Jeopardy, without those annoying statements?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 24, 2008 10:25PM)
Should we start our own game show?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 24, 2008 10:47PM)
Who'd be the host?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 24, 2008 11:11PM)
Does anyone else think of the Alien creature when someone mentions "host"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 25, 2008 09:12AM)
Will this thread turn into a science fiction flick now???
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 25, 2008 09:35AM)
Would you take a flying leap?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 25, 2008 07:43PM)
Or a long walk, off a short bread?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 26, 2008 09:05AM)
Am I now on everybody's s*** list?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (May 26, 2008 10:07AM)
Can you quit changing the subject and stay on topic?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 26, 2008 12:35PM)
Can ANY of us stay on topic in this crazy thread???
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 26, 2008 02:28PM)
Is it even possible to keep this thread on a spool?
Message: Posted by: DaiBato (May 26, 2008 02:52PM)
Why has this thread lasted as long as it has?

DaiBato
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 26, 2008 07:07PM)
Could it be that we are approaching the answer to all of life's questions?


Or just the question to all of life's questions?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 26, 2008 08:54PM)
Could the answer be 42?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 26, 2008 09:08PM)
If we find the answers, will we then become gurus?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 26, 2008 09:31PM)
What will we become if we find gurus?
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (May 26, 2008 09:36PM)
I'm bored, I think I'll come in here and make more statements.

It makes me feel so naughty.

They're statements that don't even have anything to do with the questions either.
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 26, 2008 10:01PM)
Have you considered the derail thread?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 27, 2008 05:26AM)
Is their a traitor among us???
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 27, 2008 09:00AM)
Is magicgeorge always so naughty?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 27, 2008 05:58PM)
And is he instigating mutiny??????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 27, 2008 06:16PM)
Isn't mutiny a very small lamb dish?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (May 27, 2008 08:33PM)
What was the question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 28, 2008 05:20AM)
What was the ANSWER????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 28, 2008 05:30AM)
Was the answer questionable?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 28, 2008 08:56AM)
Was the question answerable?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 28, 2008 04:14PM)
If the question is unanswerable, but we answer the question once deemed unanswerable, will the unanswerable question then be christened answerable?

And what is the answer to life, by the way????????
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (May 28, 2008 04:37PM)
[quote]
On 2008-05-28 17:14, daffydoug wrote:
If the question is unanswerable, but we answer the question once deemed unanswerable, will the unanswerable question then be christened answerable?

[/quote]

That's like saying "What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?"

or

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 28, 2008 07:11PM)
[quote]
On 2008-05-28 17:37, TomKMagic wrote:

That's like saying "What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?"

[/quote]

Isn't that a statement? Are we going to stand for such talk?
Message: Posted by: revlovejoy (May 28, 2008 07:21PM)
Why stand when you can sit?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (May 28, 2008 07:22PM)
Who's "we"? Got worms?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 28, 2008 08:36PM)
Are we now playing "Answer a question with two questions"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 29, 2008 05:24AM)
Is anybody going to answer my deep and profound questions?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (May 29, 2008 05:26AM)
Why should we?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 29, 2008 05:26AM)
To which thread did you post deep and profound questions?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 29, 2008 04:08PM)
Am I the only one around here who is deep????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 29, 2008 07:03PM)
Is Johny Depp deep? Or a dip?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 29, 2008 08:19PM)
Isn't Johnny Depp a deep dip?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 30, 2008 05:22AM)
Or was he into the sheep dip?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 30, 2008 01:42PM)
What is sheep dip?
Message: Posted by: msc455magic (May 30, 2008 01:46PM)
Who can tell me?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 30, 2008 04:19PM)
Sheep dip? Does it come in guacamole?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (May 30, 2008 05:19PM)
Do you think I'm ever going to send you out for guacamole if you cannot tell it from sheep dip?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 30, 2008 05:35PM)
If a dog gets infested with sheep, do you bathe him in sheep dip?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 30, 2008 07:00PM)
Would he stand still for that? And what if the sheep is infested with dogs? Then what?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 30, 2008 08:11PM)
Dog dip?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (May 30, 2008 08:54PM)
What is sheep dip anyways?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 30, 2008 09:42PM)
Isn't it like guacamole, only the avocados are replaced with sheep?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 30, 2008 10:44PM)
Doesn't guacamole repel sheep anyway?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 30, 2008 10:49PM)
Are you thinking of vampire sheep? Isn't that caused by the garlic in the guacamole?
Message: Posted by: msc455magic (May 31, 2008 03:20AM)
Hmmm, I don't know either. Why am I reading this thread anyways?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (May 31, 2008 05:23AM)
Well, aren't you a fan of guacamole doggy sheepy dippy doo doo doo?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 31, 2008 11:43AM)
Isn't everyone?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (May 31, 2008 07:14PM)
Did this dumb thing actually surpass 7000 views? What's wrong with you people?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (May 31, 2008 07:52PM)
You never know how many dumb people there are until you check, do you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 1, 2008 08:53PM)
And speaking of check, has anybody bothered to check the guacamole doggy sheepy dippy doo doo doo to see if tit's growing mold??
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 1, 2008 09:46PM)
Tits growing mold?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 1, 2008 09:56PM)
Oops! Sorry! I should have proofread! I meant to say "it's" growing mold. Is my correction acceptable?

Next time I'll do a better CHECK.

And speaking of check, has anybody bothered to check the guacamole doggy sheepy dippy doo doo doo to see if it's growing mold??
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 2, 2008 08:58AM)
Was I suppose to check check the guacamole doggy sheepy dippy doo doo doo?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 2, 2008 04:40PM)
Did you? Was it moldy?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 2, 2008 04:42PM)
Do you think you should ask Harry Pothead's enemy, Lord Moldyshorts?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 2, 2008 06:45PM)
Moldyshorts! LMAO! Is that funny or what?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 3, 2008 12:59PM)
I haven't really kept up with Harry Potter - who is Lord Moldyshorts?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 3, 2008 04:45PM)
I know neither! Could someone please tell me, too?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 3, 2008 05:25PM)
You've never read "Harry Pothead and the Stoned Sorcerer?"
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 3, 2008 11:44PM)
How stoned was he?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 4, 2008 05:44AM)
How stoned do you think a member of Snyffindor House would be?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 4, 2008 09:25AM)
How should I know?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 4, 2008 03:24PM)
But if you really DID know, would you tell us?
Message: Posted by: magicman226 (Jun 4, 2008 03:30PM)
Why am I not surprised that this thread would become so... interesting?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 4, 2008 04:35PM)
I give up, why?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 4, 2008 06:17PM)
Is there a punch line?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 4, 2008 08:42PM)
Fruit juicy......How about a nice Hawaiian punch?

( http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0TwnZDzFrk )
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 4, 2008 10:04PM)
Hawaiian Punch Orange?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 5, 2008 05:40AM)
How about a nice Hawaiian wahine?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 5, 2008 01:29PM)
Punch?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 5, 2008 03:25PM)
Fruit juicy?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 5, 2008 05:28PM)
No takers for the wahine?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 5, 2008 05:47PM)
Would there be any takers for the wahine?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 5, 2008 06:14PM)
What's wahine????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 5, 2008 07:03PM)
Wasn't it an inter-island ferry that ran between Lyttelton and Wellington, New Zealand, from 1913 to 1951?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 5, 2008 07:24PM)
Are we now into talking about little flitting fairies????
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 6, 2008 04:11PM)
Weren't we always talking about little flitting fairies?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 6, 2008 04:11PM)
Weren't we always talking about little flitting fairies?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 6, 2008 04:27PM)
The moldy ones?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 6, 2008 05:25PM)
The Moldy Blues?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 6, 2008 06:23PM)
The moldy blue fairy?
Message: Posted by: evolve629 (Jun 6, 2008 07:15PM)
Like the Greatful Moldy, long moldy..
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 6, 2008 08:38PM)
Was that a question? Where's the question?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 6, 2008 09:04PM)
Do you think it's because she's from Minnesota? Don't their statements sound like questions?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 7, 2008 05:15AM)
Or is she just trying to start a mutiny?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jun 7, 2008 05:22AM)
[img]http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8897/sharpedgescu3.jpg[/img]
?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 7, 2008 11:19AM)
Is the sole purpose of the sign to warn of its edges?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 7, 2008 05:28PM)
Here's your sign???

And has this thread gone over the edge????
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 8, 2008 08:55AM)
If you'll look closer you'll see that the bridge is out ahead, won't you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 8, 2008 11:41AM)
What if I can't see it?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 8, 2008 12:54PM)
I guess it is still out, isn't it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 8, 2008 01:00PM)
Well, if I can't see it, how could I know?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 8, 2008 03:57PM)
Is it possible you would only know after it was too late? :)
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 8, 2008 07:26PM)
Have you ever seen a "Bridge Is In" sign?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 8, 2008 07:59PM)
What makes you guys think I can READ????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 8, 2008 09:40PM)
To read things on the internet, wouldn't you have to be e-literate?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 8, 2008 10:31PM)
Don't you think the whole e-thing has been done to death?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 9, 2008 05:31AM)
I was e-thing this morning, but I got full and I had to stop.

Is that a corny joke?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 9, 2008 05:42AM)
Was the 15th crow standing on one foot?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 9, 2008 05:50AM)
How many crows are in a foot?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 9, 2008 08:43AM)
Aren't there several crows in crow's feet?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 9, 2008 02:49PM)
Or pickled pigs feet perhaps?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 9, 2008 05:45PM)
What do they do with the rest of the pickled pig?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 9, 2008 06:08PM)
Don't they scramble the brains?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 9, 2008 08:04PM)
To make an omelet? A pig brain omelet?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 9, 2008 08:55PM)
Doesn't Ronco sell an "Inside the Pig Skull, Brain Scrambler" for $19.95?
Message: Posted by: whitjm5 (Jun 9, 2008 09:00PM)
I don't know. Do they?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 9, 2008 09:13PM)
Whitjm5, did you just answer my question with a statement, followed by a question?

Did you think this thread was called "Answer a question with a statement, followed by a question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 9, 2008 10:07PM)
Can we please get back to our pig brains???
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 9, 2008 10:12PM)
Who made you the discussion leader?
Message: Posted by: whitjm5 (Jun 9, 2008 10:47PM)
I did, actually. What was I thinking?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jun 9, 2008 10:56PM)
Shut up all of you?

Josh #2 has found a fun string of words that will get you banned, but are still un-automatically-edited?

Send him a letter via mail or e-mail or letter bomb. PM for an ignored PM?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 9, 2008 11:38PM)
Are you stupid?

(Are rhetorical questions acceptable?)
Message: Posted by: whitjm5 (Jun 9, 2008 11:43PM)
[quote]
On 2008-06-10 00:38, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
Are you stupid?

(Are rhetorical questions acceptable?)
[/quote]

Are you talking to me? If so...can't you be nice??? If not, would you please disregard this post?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 10, 2008 05:01AM)
But what happened to our pig brains??
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jun 10, 2008 09:07PM)
[quote]
On 2008-06-10 00:38, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
Are you stupid?

(Are rhetorical questions acceptable?)
[/quote]

Or were you talking to me?

You can't be nice? That's what makes you beautiful?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 10, 2008 09:14PM)
Aren't pig brains most beautiful of all?
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Jun 10, 2008 09:42PM)
Doug, why do you keep asking questions about pig brains?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 11, 2008 04:53AM)
Why are you asking me that?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 11, 2008 05:42AM)
Was I asking you that?
Message: Posted by: JamieD (Jun 11, 2008 06:00AM)
Why are any of you talking about pig brains? Do you not know my brain is the best brain in the world? Do you want it huh punk do ya?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 11, 2008 09:00AM)
Were you trying to do a Clint Eastwood impression?
Message: Posted by: whitjm5 (Jun 11, 2008 09:52AM)
Are Clint Eastwood movies good?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 11, 2008 10:04AM)
Have you ever seen a bad one?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 11, 2008 08:32PM)
Can someone please play misty for me?
Message: Posted by: DanielSteep (Jun 11, 2008 08:44PM)
Is misty a fish?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 11, 2008 09:37PM)
You mean like a bass? Does Doug want someone to play bass?
Message: Posted by: whitjm5 (Jun 11, 2008 10:31PM)
Aren't there some bass player jokes in another thread?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 11, 2008 11:10PM)
Isn't a bass a fish with a deep voice?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 11, 2008 11:36PM)
Is it easy to play scales on a bass?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 12, 2008 05:19AM)
Are we talking about Billy Bass, the talking/singing fish??
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 12, 2008 06:24AM)
Wasn't "I don't know" on third bass?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 12, 2008 09:46AM)
Didn't Ronco come out with a "Bass-o-matic 2000" back in the 70s?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 12, 2008 03:10PM)
Was that the raw fish in the blender thing?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 12, 2008 03:22PM)
With Dan Aykroyd on Saturday Night Live, wasn't it?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 12, 2008 05:09PM)
Wasn't that the'Bat-o-Matic?'
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 12, 2008 08:02PM)
Are you thinking of Ozzy Osbourne?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Jun 12, 2008 08:04PM)
Isn't he a wizard?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 12, 2008 08:09PM)
Are we on the way to Oz?
Message: Posted by: Eddie Garland (Jun 12, 2008 08:34PM)
Do these look like ruby slippers?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 12, 2008 08:38PM)
Wanna play ball, scarecrow??
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Jun 12, 2008 09:02PM)
Ever listen to "dark side of the moon" while watching teh wizard of oz?????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 12, 2008 09:35PM)
Ever go to a Pink Floyd concert, and listen to Judy Garland?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Jun 12, 2008 09:51PM)
Was that response the funniest yet on this thread? (I think so!!)
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 13, 2008 05:00AM)
What are we, all frikin comedians?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 13, 2008 09:07AM)
Is that a requirement to be funny?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 13, 2008 09:30AM)
Are some of us frickin' without being comedians?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 13, 2008 12:13PM)
Are you talking procreation or recreation?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 13, 2008 05:26PM)
Is there a law against frickin fer' recreation?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 13, 2008 05:31PM)
Do you expect me to be a law expert?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 13, 2008 06:55PM)
Should there be a law against this thread having over 1000 replies?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 13, 2008 10:12PM)
Didn't we get off the track of our pig brains?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 14, 2008 05:15AM)
What time is it there?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 14, 2008 11:12AM)
What time it is doesn't matter, does it? Do pigs care about time?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 14, 2008 11:23AM)
Do you mean at the time?
Do you mean like "time for more donuts"?

Should I have answered both questions? Will the person after me have to answer 4 questions?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 14, 2008 11:36AM)
Don't I?
Are more donuts better?
Shouldn't you?
Shouldn't I?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 14, 2008 12:25PM)
Wouldn't you know best?
Does the equal amount of holes negate their value?
If you were in Holland, wooden shoe?
Well you did, didn't you?

(Did you get my donuts joke was in reference to the pigs(cops) question?)
:lol:?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 14, 2008 05:14PM)
Are you guys trying to confuse me?

Are you guys trying to overwhelm me?

Are you guys trying to buffalo me?

Are you guys nuts?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 14, 2008 05:46PM)
Can we. Use. Fragments?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 14, 2008 06:44PM)
Are complete questions required?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 14, 2008 10:25PM)
Who's the decider?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 14, 2008 10:26PM)
Shouldn't it be democratic - majority rules?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 14, 2008 10:57PM)
Should we draft some rules, and put it up for a vote?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 15, 2008 07:53AM)
Are we going to get political now???
Message: Posted by: JamieD (Jun 15, 2008 10:15AM)
Arn't politics pointless? if it were something political, would it be about rules on a thread on magiccafe? ARE YOU ALL MAD!

p.s Whens Chirstmas? :D
Message: Posted by: danielellis_5 (Jun 15, 2008 10:22AM)
Whats christmas?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 15, 2008 10:26AM)
Why is a herring?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 15, 2008 11:36AM)
Huh?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 15, 2008 03:49PM)
If a ram is a sheep, and a donkey is an a**, how is it that a ram in the a** is a goose?
Message: Posted by: JamieD (Jun 15, 2008 05:00PM)
Are these your sexual fantasies?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 15, 2008 05:07PM)
Isn't that the most disgusting thing you've heard lately?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 15, 2008 05:08PM)
Does the Café read these out loud for you?
Message: Posted by: JamieD (Jun 15, 2008 07:19PM)
No my Mouth reads then out loud, Do you have a mouth? Does it Work? Can you read? Can you speak?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 15, 2008 08:42PM)
If that was the most disgusting thing you ever heard, have you had a very sheltered life?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 15, 2008 09:08PM)
Didn't I say "lately"?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 15, 2008 09:18PM)
Have you lived a sheltered life lately?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 15, 2008 09:28PM)
Are you asking if I live in a shelter?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 16, 2008 02:11AM)
Have I been sheltered from this thread too long because I have no idea what is going on?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 16, 2008 02:22AM)
What is the late-nighters club? :dizzy:
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 16, 2008 03:06AM)
What is the most users on the Café at one time?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 16, 2008 05:29AM)
What is reality?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 16, 2008 06:37AM)
Are you guys answering a question with a question? Or just posting random questions?

(Isn't reality subjective?)
Message: Posted by: JamieD (Jun 16, 2008 04:55PM)
What do you mean by Reality? What do you mean by sujective? Can Subjectivity be Subjective? Is anyone else slightly confused? :S
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 16, 2008 05:28PM)
Was that a rhetorical question?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 16, 2008 08:43PM)
Doesn't that depend on your meaning of "that"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 16, 2008 10:41PM)
Aren't we splitting hairs?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 16, 2008 11:00PM)
Is that like spitting toads?
Message: Posted by: JamieD (Jun 17, 2008 04:23AM)
Are you accusing me of having split ends.... and split toads?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jun 17, 2008 05:01AM)
If you split a toad, do you have a toe?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 17, 2008 05:07AM)
What time is breakfast?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 17, 2008 05:21AM)
Can we head to Bob Evans?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 17, 2008 06:07AM)
How does Candin's post answer Ed's? Doesn't he understand the rules?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 17, 2008 07:50AM)
Is the Pope Jewish?

(That should answer the question with a question.)
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 17, 2008 08:59AM)
[quote]
On 2008-06-16 23:41, daffydoug wrote:
Aren't we splitting hairs?
[/quote]
If you split hairs would you have a full head of hair?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 17, 2008 03:09PM)
Are you making fun of my glabrous pate?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 17, 2008 07:11PM)
Is it true that God only made so many perfect heads, so he didn't waste hair on the freakishly shaped ones?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 18, 2008 06:40AM)
Will the Lord bless my head?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 18, 2008 06:50AM)
Do I have an odd shaped head?

Once there was this man named Larry
Who had an egg-shaped head that was really kinda hairy
He went out one day, in the month of May, to find a cup of soup
He turned around and then he found he had to take a poop
It was then that he realized that she was standing there
Looking at his odd-shaped head with all that long blond hair
He finally got some courage and what he said was this
"I mean you no disrespect but I have to leave you Miss."
"That's OK." said she "I see you need to use the John.
I just hope for heaven's sake that you don't take too long."
"I won't." said he "And this I guarantee.
I wanna see a show tonight. Will you go with me?"
She answered "Yes" and hugged him tight.
He didn't want to stop her. He didn't want to fight.
All of a sudden there was this real big noise
Like the sound you get with beans and little boys
Larry was embarrassed. The girl was unsure.
Oh my God, hold your nose, the man smells like manure.
The moral of the story is: When nature calls do not hesitate
For if you do, you pay the price, you deserve your awful fate.


Does this story written by me relate to the topic at hand?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 18, 2008 09:58AM)
Isn't it upside-down in your avatar?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 18, 2008 10:27AM)
What is?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 19, 2008 04:59AM)
Whatis on second?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 19, 2008 05:30AM)
How do you increase your posts count?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 19, 2008 06:30AM)
Have you tried posting in the magic forums?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 19, 2008 04:36PM)
Will he be richly rewarded for doing so?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 19, 2008 07:42PM)
No. :rotf:
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 19, 2008 07:44PM)
Don't you mean, "NO?"?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 19, 2008 07:57PM)
No. :rotf:
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 19, 2008 09:00PM)
Okay ?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 19, 2008 09:44PM)
Why do you ask?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 19, 2008 10:02PM)
Wasn't I just being courteous?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 19, 2008 10:42PM)
Was that me posting "No." a few posts back?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 19, 2008 11:06PM)
Does this post question the integrity of Josh the Superfluous's posts?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 20, 2008 04:46AM)
Has Josh gone off the deep end by defying us the faithful members of this thread with his brassy, non interrogative statements?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 20, 2008 08:08AM)
Is this discussion awesome or what?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 20, 2008 09:05AM)
Or what?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 20, 2008 01:29PM)
Could I have predicted his answer?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 20, 2008 05:17PM)
Are you the amazing Carnac?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 20, 2008 06:55PM)
Doesn't Carnac answer first, and then give the question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 21, 2008 04:56AM)
And the answer is "yes?" And the question was "are you the amazing Carnac?"
Message: Posted by: acesover (Jun 21, 2008 09:10AM)
Who is Carnac?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 21, 2008 09:36AM)
There isn't any hope for you is there?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 21, 2008 10:00PM)
He's not heard of Carnac???????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 21, 2008 10:13PM)
Acesover, Aren't you familiar with that kid who replaced Jack Parr?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 22, 2008 02:29PM)
Who hasn't heard of Carnac the Magnificent?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 22, 2008 03:01PM)
Was he really magnificent, or was he really Johny? And wasn't Johny also Abraham Lincoln and Art Fern and Aunt Blabby?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 22, 2008 03:27PM)
Are you allowed to ask more than one question in a post?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 22, 2008 04:39PM)
Aren't you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 22, 2008 06:08PM)
Has anybody seen my glasses?
Message: Posted by: acesover (Jun 22, 2008 06:31PM)
Who is Jack Parr?

Got you guys didn't I?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 22, 2008 08:14PM)
What's par for the course?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 22, 2008 09:35PM)
Isn't Paar the talk show host who walked off the Tonight Show live in the early 1960s?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 23, 2008 05:22AM)
Wouldn't it have been impossible for him to walk off DEAD??
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 23, 2008 06:19AM)
Wasn't Jack his first name?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 23, 2008 10:18AM)
Didn't I mean that the show was LIVE?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 23, 2008 03:43PM)
But isn't George Carlin DEAD?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 23, 2008 05:54PM)
Didn't he post "the 7 subjects you can't bring up on the Café"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 23, 2008 08:15PM)
And just what ARE those forbidden subjects?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 23, 2008 09:42PM)
Can anyone name them all?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 24, 2008 04:45AM)
Maybe we should name them George?
Message: Posted by: Mary Jane (Jun 24, 2008 07:05AM)
Why does it have to be a boy's name?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 24, 2008 08:22AM)
Is that a drug reference, Mary Jane?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 24, 2008 06:36PM)
Or a shoe reference?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 24, 2008 08:09PM)
How about them Tigers?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 24, 2008 08:58PM)
Are we talking about Ziegfried and Roy now?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 24, 2008 09:19PM)
If the incongruous nature of this question leaves one to question their existential animation, does it not beg to differ that whether or not one cannot ascertain the very semantic clarity is candidly correlated to that which, assuming particular aspects on such non-linear corporal entities are non-invalid, is most doubtless questionable, is therefore incongruous and futile?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 24, 2008 09:45PM)
Yes?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 24, 2008 11:30PM)
No?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 25, 2008 01:31AM)
Can you expand on your answers?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 25, 2008 05:09AM)
Can someone call in a translator?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 26, 2008 05:03AM)
Am I feeling the pangs of death of this thread?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 26, 2008 05:21AM)
Does it have a pangy feeling?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 26, 2008 07:00AM)
Why?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 26, 2008 08:27AM)
Why not?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 26, 2008 08:09PM)
If (moan) I am in the throes of death, (pitiful, chilling moan) does anybody care?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 26, 2008 08:18PM)
If you die, do you got any good stuff I can have?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 26, 2008 08:26PM)
Can you share with me, Josh?
Message: Posted by: SM41 (Jun 26, 2008 08:34PM)
Why you ask Josh?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 26, 2008 09:01PM)
Wasn't he the one who ask for the stuff?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 27, 2008 05:39AM)
Isn't that a George Carlin line? (stuff)
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 27, 2008 08:48AM)
Wasn't he looking for a place to put his stuff?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jun 27, 2008 11:47AM)
Are we at page 40 yet?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 27, 2008 05:12PM)
Are we at AGE 40 yet??
Message: Posted by: SM41 (Jun 27, 2008 05:25PM)
Why you want to know if we are in page 40 yet?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 27, 2008 06:44PM)
Does something happen on page 40?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 28, 2008 01:23AM)
What thread has the most posts?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 28, 2008 05:16AM)
As in Post Toasties, or as in post office?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 28, 2008 06:05AM)
Is there a pre office?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jun 28, 2008 09:32AM)
Isn't that where you meet the homeless setting up shop?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 28, 2008 03:28PM)
Is it possible to go pre-stal on someone like some go post-al?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 28, 2008 06:36PM)
Isn't that a Steven Wright type question?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 29, 2008 06:13AM)
Daff, didn't the bananas in your signature use to dance?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 29, 2008 05:33PM)
Can vanishing bananas/bandanas dance?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 29, 2008 05:43PM)
Aren't all fruits good dancers?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 29, 2008 08:59PM)
I too have been wondering what happened to my dancing banana? And what does that MEAN when your banana refuses to dance?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 30, 2008 08:21PM)
Who should I see if my banana doesn't dance?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 30, 2008 08:24PM)
Aren't there support groups for that?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jun 30, 2008 08:31PM)
You mean your banana needs support?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 30, 2008 08:37PM)
If it did, where would I hang the sling?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 30, 2008 08:51PM)
I can't top that question, can I?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jun 30, 2008 09:00PM)
If you did, would you be the top banana?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jun 30, 2008 09:56PM)
Is top banana better than being the big cheese?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 1, 2008 05:03AM)
Is talking about our bananas on a public forum considered CHEESY?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 1, 2008 09:19PM)
Do you mean domestic or imported cheese?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 1, 2008 09:41PM)
Who cut it?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 1, 2008 10:21PM)
I'm not near who cut it, am I?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 2, 2008 04:48AM)
Aren't we off our bananas now? Shouldn't we get back on our bananas?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 2, 2008 01:20PM)
Should we ride them like a witch on a broom?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 2, 2008 05:58PM)
Isn't it better to have someone else ride your banana?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jul 2, 2008 06:00PM)
Do you find bananas appealing?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 2, 2008 06:06PM)
Do two bananas make a pair?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 2, 2008 09:30PM)
Isn't even one piece of fruit sometimes a pear?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 3, 2008 05:05AM)
Not in California. Right?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 3, 2008 08:05PM)
Is Steve Brooks ever going to show up on this thread? (sigh)
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 4, 2008 01:25PM)
Would he waste his time to that degree?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 4, 2008 11:55PM)
If he shows up, will it show approval of the insanity of this thread? And will we all stand up and cheer?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 5, 2008 02:31AM)
On what date will this thread hit 41 pages?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 5, 2008 04:29PM)
Could it possibly be in July sometime?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 5, 2008 08:38PM)
Is this any more a waste of time than most threads?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 6, 2008 08:31AM)
Has anybody seen my GLASSES???????
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jul 6, 2008 01:03PM)
Huh?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jul 6, 2008 01:04PM)
Can I ask myself a question?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jul 6, 2008 01:05PM)
You could, but wouldn't that be indicative of an outwardly open internal monologue?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jul 6, 2008 01:06PM)
Is that some sort of oxymoron?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jul 6, 2008 01:07PM)
Isn't an oxymoron a dumb guy with pimples?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 6, 2008 09:14PM)
Speaking of which, where have I been?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 6, 2008 09:31PM)
Didn't you just check in to see what condition your condition is in?

Or in the immortal words of Daffy Duck in "Duck Amock" "All right wise guy! Where am I???"
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 7, 2008 04:22AM)
Is gas at $10 yet?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 7, 2008 04:40AM)
Could you see the filling-station sign if you took the blindfold off?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 7, 2008 05:04AM)
Doesn't any body here care about Daffy Duck??
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 7, 2008 09:12AM)
Is Donald Duck more popular than Daffy Duck?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jul 7, 2008 10:56AM)
Is Donald duck?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 7, 2008 12:15PM)
Should Donald duck?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 7, 2008 02:48PM)
Does Donald make a good duck sauce before he ducks?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 7, 2008 07:15PM)
Is "W" a lame duck?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 7, 2008 07:27PM)
Is "W" just, plain lame?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 7, 2008 07:32PM)
If he cheated playing Hide & Seek, would he be a "peeking duck"?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 7, 2008 09:49PM)
Should he be served to cannibals with lame duck sauce?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jul 7, 2008 09:58PM)
Who would want a can o' bull?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 8, 2008 12:37AM)
What would they do with it once they got it?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 8, 2008 03:02AM)
How bout soy sauce with that?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 8, 2008 05:05AM)
Do you put soy sauce on everything, including your cornflakes?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 8, 2008 05:10AM)
If they got 'W' with lame duck sauce, wouldn't they still be getting a can-o-bull?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 8, 2008 02:55PM)
Anybody here about the two cannibals who ate a comedian?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 8, 2008 10:21PM)
What happened? Did he taste a little funny?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 9, 2008 05:06AM)
Are you guys going to laugh at our corny jokes or not?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 9, 2008 10:03AM)
Do you realize that this thread has almost 10,000 views?
Message: Posted by: Aaron Little (Jul 9, 2008 10:21AM)
Do you think it will ever end?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 9, 2008 09:13PM)
Can we PLEASE get back to talking about my dancing banana?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 9, 2008 09:17PM)
Should we put it to a vote?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 9, 2008 09:39PM)
Is this thread a democracy?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 10, 2008 04:16AM)
Are you just increasing your posts count Daffy or making some of the nocturnal laugh?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 10, 2008 05:06AM)
Do we get post counts for this thread?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 10, 2008 07:59PM)
Do we DESERVE post counts for this thread?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 10, 2008 10:01PM)
Would the Café be considered generous to give us counts in this forum? Where is Steve when we need him????
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 10, 2008 10:38PM)
Isn't anyone going to ask about my avatar?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jul 10, 2008 11:03PM)
No?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 10, 2008 11:18PM)
Josh, what exactly is your avatar? Isn't it totally superfluous?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 10, 2008 11:57PM)
Don't you recognize the rabbit?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 11, 2008 05:05AM)
You mean "wabbit"?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 11, 2008 11:16AM)
Why?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 11, 2008 05:08PM)
Or Welsh rarebit?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 11, 2008 10:36PM)
Don't you think, I wouldn't replace the picture of me and Cindy, unless it had some relevance?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 12, 2008 12:06PM)
Did you know that if you do a google search for "Josh the Superfluous" the first hit says, "The Magic Café forums - Answer a Question with a Question."?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 12, 2008 04:27PM)
Do you need a hint?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 12, 2008 04:30PM)
Is the Pope Catholic?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 12, 2008 04:57PM)
Have you ever heard of [i]The Fun Shop Cups and Balls?[/i]
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 12, 2008 05:05PM)
Is that Kent Gunn with you?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 12, 2008 05:19PM)
Who said magicians were all idiots?


(Was it possibly Jack Scratch?)
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 12, 2008 10:00PM)
What was jack scratching???? Hasn't
anyone taught him about proper hygiene habits???
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 12, 2008 10:18PM)
Wasn't Jack hoping to make some scratch?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 13, 2008 12:16AM)
Did I mention that it was Kent Gunn, and he has a cat, whom I don't know if he scratches?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 13, 2008 01:32AM)
We still have our cat but his name is not Kent, who made the :coffee: ?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 13, 2008 05:46AM)
A cat can't cook coffee, can it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 13, 2008 08:41AM)
Well if Kent had a gun, and the cat made the morning coffee, and it tasted like mud, would Kent shoot the cat?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 13, 2008 09:08AM)
What's morning coffee without cat bacon?
Message: Posted by: Hoff Man (Jul 13, 2008 11:57AM)
How many cups of coffee could Kent Cat cook if Kent Cat could cook coffee?
Message: Posted by: TomKMagic (Jul 13, 2008 05:37PM)
How many questions ago did I ask my last question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 13, 2008 05:37PM)
What then is the capacity of Kent Cats kooky cat coffee cooker?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 13, 2008 07:32PM)
How many cats can Kent Gunn get, if he gets a Kent Gunn Cat Gun Kit?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 14, 2008 12:30AM)
When did Kent's cats start drinking :coffee: ?
Message: Posted by: SM41 (Jul 14, 2008 01:38AM)
I can find an american coffee here?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 14, 2008 03:05AM)
Isn't he in the wrong restaurant?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 14, 2008 07:14AM)
Is Starbucks available only at the Café now?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 14, 2008 08:29AM)
Isn't Starbucks everywhere?
Message: Posted by: kentfgunn (Jul 14, 2008 11:44AM)
Why are you all picking on my cat?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 14, 2008 03:54PM)
Isn't this open season for all cats, or is it just for the domesticated ones?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 14, 2008 04:01PM)
Open season? Isn't it wabbit season? Or duck season? Or ELMER season???
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 14, 2008 06:50PM)
Tis it the season?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 15, 2008 12:42AM)
Isn't it a little early?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 15, 2008 03:16AM)
Isn't it too late??
Message: Posted by: Aleister Killerby (Jul 15, 2008 03:39AM)
What the hell...???!!!
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 15, 2008 06:17AM)
What about the hell?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 15, 2008 09:01AM)
Don't we talk about hell enough already?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 15, 2008 08:10PM)
Why all this INFERNAL talk??
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 16, 2008 05:15AM)
You mean furnace?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 16, 2008 09:51PM)
Why would I mean furnace?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 17, 2008 04:03PM)
Perhaps he finds you radiant?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 19, 2008 09:07AM)
I do have a certain glow, don't I? :)
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 19, 2008 09:36AM)
Would you call that color "Café Green"?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 20, 2008 03:31AM)
Isn't it "two" shades of green though?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 20, 2008 09:11AM)
Do I have a two-tone glow?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 20, 2008 09:36AM)
Is it two-tone technicolor?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 20, 2008 09:59AM)
Wasn't Two-tone the guy who sang 867-5309?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 20, 2008 03:19PM)
Why did he never give the area code in that song?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 20, 2008 04:31PM)
You think maybe if he was Tommy THREE-TONE he would have?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 20, 2008 07:33PM)
Is Tommy Three tone related to Johnny One Note?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 20, 2008 09:23PM)
Was either related to Tupac (2-pack) Shakir?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 21, 2008 05:26AM)
Did you mean "two packs..shake here"?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 21, 2008 05:31AM)
Was Tupac the 2nd born of 6?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 21, 2008 03:58PM)
How how I be Shikur that he was?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 21, 2008 05:54PM)
How how?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 21, 2008 06:40PM)
Is that the start to "Two Indians walk into a bar..."?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 21, 2008 06:58PM)
Are the Indians up to the unhealthful habit of two packs a day?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 22, 2008 05:11AM)
Something to do with making smoke signals?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 22, 2008 05:09PM)
Is that the same kind of Indian as Shakir? Is Shakir even Indian?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 22, 2008 10:27PM)
How on earth did we get back to Shakir????? As in salt shakir or pepper shakir??
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 22, 2008 10:41PM)
If it's an Indian salt shaker, is it pronounced "soo shaker"?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 23, 2008 01:36AM)
Whose doing the shaking?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 23, 2008 05:12AM)
Is there a "whole lot of shaking going on"?
Message: Posted by: Shane Lawson (Jul 23, 2008 07:26AM)
Why are you guys so worried about shaking?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 23, 2008 03:07PM)
Shouldn't we be just as concerned with baking as shaking?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 23, 2008 03:16PM)
If it's shake and bake, can I help?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 23, 2008 04:23PM)
Is it better than frying?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 23, 2008 07:57PM)
Who's frying now?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 24, 2008 05:13AM)
Hey, come Saturday night, you guys all wanna go out and get fried?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 24, 2008 05:52AM)
Is that like getting baked or toasted?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 24, 2008 02:41PM)
Will we need any batter to be fried, baked or toasted?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 24, 2008 03:38PM)
Aw, c'mon! You guys have never heard of being fried..as in plastered, sloshed, nailed to the wall?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 25, 2008 04:13PM)
Did you think we might be plastered, sloshed, or nailed to the wall?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 25, 2008 05:10PM)
Is that the same as getting zinc platted, bottled with a herring, and rummaged in the rumpus room?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 25, 2008 07:15PM)
Is it just me, or did that sound perverse?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 25, 2008 09:44PM)
Aren't we all squeaky clean around here guys? Paragons of virtue?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jul 25, 2008 09:59PM)
Virtue is for suckers.

Unless you're talking about this girl I once knew who was named "Virtue". She was HOT!

Anyways...?
Message: Posted by: tom_stamm (Jul 25, 2008 10:32PM)
Are you saying virtue is Pointless?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 26, 2008 05:09AM)
How many points did she have?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 26, 2008 03:03PM)
Are there double points on Wednesdays?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Jul 26, 2008 03:24PM)
Didn't I mention that Virtue had double points every day?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 26, 2008 04:08PM)
Where were her points pointed?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 27, 2008 09:13PM)
Wouldn't it be too pointed to say? Or would it be pointless?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 27, 2008 10:44PM)
Your point?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 27, 2008 10:49PM)
Did you hear about the pencil that broke it's lead?

Oh, never mind. It's pointless.

Wasn't that funny? Did you all get the point?

Now could someone please point me in the right direction?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 28, 2008 04:32AM)
What is pointless?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 28, 2008 04:59AM)
Wasn't what you just said pointless?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 28, 2008 07:28PM)
Don't most healthy devotschkas have two 'points?'
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 28, 2008 07:44PM)
Would red flowerpot hats, and yellow disposable suits be considered Devo chachkas?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Jul 29, 2008 01:17AM)
Where would I put the red flowerpot hats then?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 29, 2008 05:07AM)
Whats a devotschkas? Whats a devo chachkas????
Message: Posted by: T. Sebastian (Jul 29, 2008 04:58PM)
Will I ever recover from this?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 29, 2008 05:22PM)
What are you re-covering?
Message: Posted by: T. Sebastian (Jul 29, 2008 09:43PM)
What do covers have to do with this?
Don't I prefer originals?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 29, 2008 09:59PM)
Do you know "Free Bird"?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Jul 29, 2008 10:34PM)
I should know Big Bird shouldn't I?
Message: Posted by: T. Sebastian (Jul 29, 2008 11:27PM)
How can I answer "no" when I know it to be a lie?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 30, 2008 04:59AM)
Is truth stranger than fiction?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 30, 2008 05:00AM)
>"Whats a devotschkas?"

You've never read A Clockwork Orange?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 30, 2008 04:08PM)
Doesn't a clock work no matter WHAT color is is?
Message: Posted by: T. Sebastian (Jul 30, 2008 06:06PM)
Would someone please tell my clock to go get a job?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 30, 2008 06:36PM)
Do clocks have affirmative action?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 30, 2008 06:40PM)
Is the pendulum swinging in that direction?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 30, 2008 08:04PM)
Isn't Pendulum the guy who does magic with Teller?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 30, 2008 08:26PM)
Isn't teller the guy who never tells? Can he tell time?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 30, 2008 11:21PM)
What would he tell it?
Message: Posted by: T. Sebastian (Jul 30, 2008 11:49PM)
How many times can you ask the same question without repeating yourself?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 31, 2008 05:17AM)
How many times can we ask the same question without repeating ourselves?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 31, 2008 06:17AM)
How many times can you ask a similar question without repeating yourself?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 31, 2008 06:44PM)
How many times can you ask a homologous question without ingeminating yourself?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Jul 31, 2008 08:14PM)
Would you believe 4 times?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jul 31, 2008 08:41PM)
Why would I believe 4 times?
Isn't it possible that each of the times is lying?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jul 31, 2008 10:35PM)
Didn't Einstein say that time was relative?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Jul 31, 2008 10:49PM)
Did Einstein even have any relatives?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jul 31, 2008 11:07PM)
Was Albert Einstein kin to Albert Finney?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 1, 2008 05:16AM)
Wasn't Eienstein kind to every one he met?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 2, 2008 09:16AM)
What kind of stein are you talking about?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 2, 2008 10:30AM)
Perhaps Frankenstein, with his 'friend' overtures?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 2, 2008 03:30PM)
Could Steve please explain that?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 2, 2008 03:51PM)
What part of it don't you understand?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 2, 2008 06:52PM)
How can I make that into a question?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 2, 2008 07:00PM)
Are you still trying to answer everything with a question?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 2, 2008 07:34PM)
Do we need to create a reference thread for all the answers?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 2, 2008 07:37PM)
"Answer an Answer with an Answer"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 3, 2008 08:06AM)
Isn't that QUESTIONABLE?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 3, 2008 06:22PM)
What was the question, again?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 3, 2008 06:53PM)
Would you mind assisting me with this next trick?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 3, 2008 11:00PM)
Would you mind helping ME trick my assistant?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 4, 2008 11:03AM)
Is your assistant trickable?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 4, 2008 03:20PM)
Is that a trick question?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 5, 2008 05:12AM)
How tricked out is she?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 5, 2008 05:42AM)
Silly rabbit! aren't tricks for kids?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 5, 2008 02:02PM)
Aren't they sometimes for silly rabbis? (no I didn't mean rabbits)
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 5, 2008 04:25PM)
Wouldn't you rather have a sizzling ribeye?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 5, 2008 05:04PM)
Wouldn't you rather have the sizzling assistant?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 5, 2008 07:39PM)
So, how hot WAS she??
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 6, 2008 02:47PM)
Wasn't she hot enough?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 6, 2008 04:36PM)
Did she put the szzzzzzzz back in sizzle?
Message: Posted by: kiss_bpp (Aug 6, 2008 10:55PM)
Just what exactly is szzzzzzzz?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 7, 2008 06:01AM)
You've never heard of szzzzzzzzzz, as in szzzzzzzzzzzle?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 7, 2008 01:15PM)
Is that the same as a szzzzzzzzzzzle stick?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 7, 2008 02:06PM)
Are you guys trying to talk like Snoop?
Message: Posted by: Justin Style (Aug 7, 2008 02:11PM)
Fo shizzle my Nizzle. You dig?
Message: Posted by: WagsterMagic (Aug 8, 2008 03:02PM)
Have you ever scene a nizzle?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 8, 2008 03:35PM)
OK I give. What's a nizzle?
Message: Posted by: itsupyoursleeve (Aug 8, 2008 05:09PM)
A nizzle is a fake nozzle, isn't that obvious?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 8, 2008 06:29PM)
Does the light really go out when you close the refrigerator door?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 8, 2008 08:28PM)
Are there a lot of people walking around with their lights on but nobody's home?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 10, 2008 08:39AM)
Anyone for tennis?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 10, 2008 09:37PM)
Do you love tennis or is that your score?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 11, 2008 04:08PM)
Is it even possible for a man to score in today's world?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 11, 2008 07:00PM)
What do you want to score?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 12, 2008 04:31PM)
Hey Josh, are you back?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 12, 2008 06:59PM)
What's on my back?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 12, 2008 08:12PM)
Is that a 'Kick Me' sign?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 12, 2008 08:12PM)
Isn't that a horse?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 13, 2008 05:18AM)
Isn't a horse a horse of course unless he's the famous Mr Ed?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 13, 2008 06:29AM)
They kick horses, don't they?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 13, 2008 09:45AM)
Do they kick them to start them, like a motorcycle?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 13, 2008 09:57AM)
Would that be safer than turning their crank?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 13, 2008 05:14PM)
If you turn their crank, will they kick you?
Will they get cranky?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 13, 2008 05:29PM)
Doesn't crank sound a little too drug culture-ish?
Message: Posted by: Dustin Baker (Aug 13, 2008 05:38PM)
Isn't it unfair that only the popular drugs get multiple names?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 13, 2008 06:17PM)
Isn't unfair that I have to go under multiple names to get the popular drugs?

(Is there a slang term for aspirin?)
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 13, 2008 06:32PM)
Are we a major headache for you, Josh?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 13, 2008 08:45PM)
Was he saying that you are a pill?
Message: Posted by: Bob Clayton (Aug 14, 2008 02:29PM)
Can a person really be a pill?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 14, 2008 07:18PM)
Can a door be ajar? Can you make a rootbeer float?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 14, 2008 11:52PM)
Are you talking zombie or airborne?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Aug 15, 2008 02:22AM)
How many zombies does it take to fly a plane?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 15, 2008 08:18AM)
Shouldn't you be asking Jet Blue?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 15, 2008 08:33AM)
Don't zombies like brains more than planes?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 15, 2008 09:45AM)
If electricians lose their licenses, are they 'delighted?'
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 15, 2008 08:48PM)
I had a dog who swallowed a flaslight once..but then he burped it back up. ("was he sad?") No, he was "de-lighted". Waka waka!

Now ain't that a great joke????? Wouldn't you all like to be able to tell fantastic jokes like that?
Message: Posted by: Bob Clayton (Aug 15, 2008 11:04PM)
You call that a joke?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Aug 16, 2008 12:40AM)
What joke?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 16, 2008 05:06AM)
OK, then, Take my wife please? Is that better?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 16, 2008 01:07PM)
Where exactly do you want me top take her? Is she picky?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 17, 2008 07:47AM)
Picky? Do you mena does she plays guitar or do you mean she picks her hair or do you mean she picks her NOSE????
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 18, 2008 08:49AM)
Isn't she a bit finicky?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 18, 2008 03:27PM)
Am I getting a headache from all this nit picking?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 18, 2008 05:51PM)
Am I getting razor burn from all this pit nicking?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 18, 2008 08:52PM)
Haven't you heard of Nair for Men?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 19, 2008 04:38AM)
Have you seen my head?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 19, 2008 06:03AM)
Why? Did you lose it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 19, 2008 04:42PM)
Hasn't this thread come to a head?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 19, 2008 05:06PM)
Doesn't beer have a head?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 19, 2008 06:20PM)
Doesn't corn have ears?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 19, 2008 07:55PM)
Do taters have eyes?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 19, 2008 08:17PM)
Do oranges have navels?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 19, 2008 09:02PM)
Do peas have black eyes?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 20, 2008 04:42AM)
Do peas get into lots of fights?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 20, 2008 07:02AM)
Do shoes have tongues?
Message: Posted by: ElCoral (Aug 20, 2008 03:47PM)
Was that meant to be tongue-in-cheek?
Message: Posted by: ElCoral (Aug 20, 2008 03:51PM)
Was that meant to be tongue-in-cheek?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 20, 2008 05:18PM)
Why did he repeat himself?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 20, 2008 05:29PM)
Could it just be an echo?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 20, 2008 05:42PM)
Could it just be an echo?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 20, 2008 07:01PM)
Coud it be just an echo?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 20, 2008 08:12PM)
Cud ih b a jus eco?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 20, 2008 08:25PM)
Cood ihh bbee aaa juuusss eecioeeecoeeeco?????
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 21, 2008 05:20AM)
Isbn ven hoogleflibbits?
Message: Posted by: Doruk Ülgen (Aug 21, 2008 07:13AM)
What did he just say ?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 21, 2008 03:09PM)
Eh?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 21, 2008 06:39PM)
Was that dyslexic for "I love The Hobbit"?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 21, 2008 08:58PM)
Doesn't everybody love Raymond?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 21, 2008 09:14PM)
Don't you mean "Ray Guns"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 22, 2008 04:53AM)
Are we under an alien invasion?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 22, 2008 06:27AM)
Why? Did you want to be probed?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 22, 2008 07:01AM)
Why do you run; are we not your friends, Earthling?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 22, 2008 03:45PM)
Oh bother! Did someone steal my Eludium Pu32 expolosive space modulator??
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 22, 2008 06:05PM)
Is that the instrument that Walter/Wendy Carlos did all that classical music on?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 22, 2008 08:36PM)
Earthling, with questions like that shall I not have to dis-integrate you???
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 22, 2008 09:23PM)
Is dis-integration the same as segregation?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 23, 2008 12:09PM)
Would that be the more violent version?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 23, 2008 12:31PM)
To surreptitiously segregate surrogates, would separating by surnames be successful?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 23, 2008 06:12PM)
Does she sell sea shells by the seashore?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 23, 2008 11:30PM)
Can you hear the roar of the ocean if you put a seashell up to your ear?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 24, 2008 07:34AM)
Can you hear the roar of NASCAR, if you put a hubcap to your ear?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 24, 2008 07:51AM)
Um, I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 24, 2008 09:38AM)
Does the question mark make Doug's statement above, a question?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 24, 2008 10:06AM)
Would it not be a question if he asked a question and left off the question mark?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 24, 2008 10:13AM)
Steve, Why does it seem that you always answer my questions with a question?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 24, 2008 10:29AM)
Do I?
Message: Posted by: Erdnase27 (Aug 24, 2008 10:34AM)
Why shouldnt you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 24, 2008 12:06PM)
The question is why are you guys questioning my questioning ability?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 24, 2008 01:11PM)
Are you all mocking me? Can't a guy ask a simple question without everyone piling on?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 24, 2008 01:35PM)
Now Josh, would we mock you???
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 24, 2008 10:43PM)
Do you really expect me to answer that?
Message: Posted by: gabelson (Aug 25, 2008 03:10AM)
Why are you guys fighting?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 25, 2008 04:57AM)
Who, us?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 25, 2008 07:41PM)
Why don't you mind your own business? What's it to you if we fight?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 25, 2008 08:34PM)
Isn't fighting the way to settle an argument?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 25, 2008 09:25PM)
What, fisticuffs??
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 27, 2008 12:48PM)
How about a duel instead? Doesn't that sound more exciting?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 27, 2008 03:52PM)
Ten paces then draw?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 27, 2008 05:32PM)
Are you talking pistols or very long swords?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 27, 2008 09:03PM)
Why does the word "sword" have a "W" in it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 28, 2008 03:09AM)
Is that a trick question?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 28, 2008 05:02PM)
Or a trick sword? (Should I have posted that in Secret Sessions?)
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Aug 29, 2008 10:11AM)
Should weapons even be discussed in an open forum?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 30, 2008 09:53AM)
Are we open for business???
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 30, 2008 09:59AM)
Is that any of your business?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 30, 2008 01:36PM)
Are you telling me to mind my own beeswax?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 30, 2008 01:50PM)
Didn't the Sex Pistols say to "[b]Never[/b] Mind the Beeswax"?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 30, 2008 02:32PM)
Can you perhaps send me a photo oof those sexy pistols?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 30, 2008 05:24PM)
Trying to tell us something?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 30, 2008 07:15PM)
Trying you say? Didn't Yoda say "No try, DO!!"
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Aug 30, 2008 08:47PM)
Did you mean to leave off the question mark?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 30, 2008 10:33PM)
Didn't Yoda say "No try do?"
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 31, 2008 01:42AM)
Was that a confirmation?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 31, 2008 11:27AM)
Can I ask you guys a question?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Aug 31, 2008 02:54PM)
Isn't that what this thread is about?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Aug 31, 2008 10:03PM)
Couldn't it be like Seinfeld and be about "nothing at all?"
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 1, 2008 10:47AM)
Do we want to change it?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 1, 2008 11:45AM)
Change nothing???
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 2, 2008 08:43PM)
I have change for a dollar, but how can I have change for nothing?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 2, 2008 10:41PM)
Couldn't you rip a dollar into quarters, which would be worth nothing, and rip one nothing in half and make two half nothings?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 3, 2008 04:45AM)
Isn't that impossible math?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 3, 2008 04:57AM)
Got two dimes for a nickel?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 3, 2008 06:45AM)
Are you trying to rip me off?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 3, 2008 06:59PM)
Okay, okay...would it fix matters if I give you back your nickel and you gave me back my two dimes?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 3, 2008 09:16PM)
Isn't this a lot of fuss over a quarter?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 3, 2008 10:12PM)
You know what I think we should do? What if lbean58 opens a joint account for us with this quarter, and we each put in a thousand dollars as a good faith gesture, and if no one claims this quarter we split it 3 ways? Are you guys in?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 3, 2008 10:32PM)
Why wouldn't I be in?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 4, 2008 05:08AM)
In? Could I be otherwise?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 4, 2008 01:30PM)
Is the Pope Catholic?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 4, 2008 03:17PM)
Does a bear do his duty in the woods?
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Sep 4, 2008 03:41PM)
Does a bee care?
Message: Posted by: bizjak (Sep 4, 2008 04:19PM)
Why wouldnt a bee care if a bear did its duty?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 4, 2008 06:31PM)
Where would it be that he'd see a bee care when a bear did his duty?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 4, 2008 09:11PM)
Well, isn't that the beauty of a bear doing his duty? Not to sound snooty, but who's gonna' wipe his booty?

(Did that come out sounding tooty fruity?)
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 5, 2008 08:37PM)
I'm not sure, but won't it be bootyful?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 5, 2008 09:48PM)
Is a bear's butt always bare?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 5, 2008 10:14PM)
I think it is, but isn't it just barely?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 5, 2008 10:47PM)
Did anyone hear that a bear at the bar on the pier bought a beer?
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Sep 5, 2008 11:02PM)
Did you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 6, 2008 07:47AM)
Didn't the wind blew and the S**t flew?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 8, 2008 05:01AM)
Is this thread dying?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 8, 2008 09:14AM)
Is the Pope Jewish?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 8, 2008 03:22PM)
Does a bear do his duty in the woods? Will the Pope dance at his own wedding?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 8, 2008 04:59PM)
Is the Pope getting married? Wouldn't that be a first?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 8, 2008 09:00PM)
Isn't talking about religion not allowed here?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 8, 2008 09:21PM)
Should we go to religious secret sessions?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 8, 2008 09:44PM)
You mean Busker's? What would Mark Lewis do?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 8, 2008 10:23PM)
Has anybody seen my glasses???
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 8, 2008 11:10PM)
Have you tried checking on the top of your head?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 9, 2008 05:10AM)
Hey! Are you making fun of my top smoothness?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 9, 2008 03:43PM)
Is that what they are calling it these days?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 9, 2008 05:12PM)
Isn't a rose by any other name still a rose?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 10, 2008 08:49AM)
Doesn't every rose have its thorn?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 10, 2008 07:27PM)
If you put lipstick on a rose, is it still a rose?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 11, 2008 05:15AM)
Putting lipstick on a rose...wouldn't that be weird?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 11, 2008 07:03AM)
Do they make "rose stick"?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 11, 2008 08:56AM)
Isn't a rose with lipstick still a hockey mom?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 11, 2008 04:42PM)
Is it just me, or are these questions getting weirder and weirder by the minute?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 11, 2008 06:11PM)
Didn't you watch Sarah Palin's acceptance speech?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 11, 2008 07:46PM)
Why do you keep bringing up religion and politics?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 11, 2008 09:00PM)
Trying to be interesting or controversial?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 11, 2008 10:04PM)
Oh, so now you're picking on me for being Jewish? Did you think I wouldn't pick up on your code words?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 11, 2008 10:06PM)
I can't get one over on you, can I?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 11, 2008 10:12PM)
So what happens now?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 12, 2008 05:08AM)
We all go out and party?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 12, 2008 10:12AM)
When and where should we party?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 12, 2008 11:07AM)
How do we all get together TO party?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 12, 2008 01:56PM)
Couldn't we do it virtually?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 12, 2008 07:47PM)
With virtual drinks and all?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 12, 2008 08:20PM)
Do you drink them to virtually escape virtual reality?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 13, 2008 05:14AM)
And kiss the virtual porcelain throne?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 13, 2008 11:30AM)
And have a virtual hangover?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 13, 2008 01:21PM)
Lbean58, Did you notice your post was #1,500 on this thread?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 13, 2008 04:00PM)
Josh, have you been counting them?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 13, 2008 10:36PM)
Did you notice this thread has almost 15,000 views?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 14, 2008 06:22AM)
15,000 satisfied views?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 14, 2008 09:44AM)
Is satisfaction REALLY that important?

AND

Is satisfaction guaranteed?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 14, 2008 11:03AM)
[quote]
On 2008-09-14 10:44, daffydoug wrote:
Is satisfaction REALLY that important?
[/quote]

Should we ask Mick Jagger?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 14, 2008 09:29PM)
Is he available for comment?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 15, 2008 05:18AM)
Are comments allowed on this thread?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 15, 2008 08:59AM)
Aren't they allowed in they are in the form of a question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 15, 2008 03:24PM)
Was that a question or an answer?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 15, 2008 11:28PM)
Was it a trick answer?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 16, 2008 05:20AM)
Do I look like a trick kind of guy?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 16, 2008 06:06AM)
Can I see your knees?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 16, 2008 04:07PM)
Hey, can we leave my personal body parts out of this? Hmmmmmm?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 17, 2008 08:56AM)
Do you have something to hide?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 17, 2008 04:28PM)
Aren't magicians AlWAYS hiding something?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 19, 2008 03:12PM)
Has the thread itself gone into hiding?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 19, 2008 06:54PM)
There isn't too much to hide here, is there?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 19, 2008 06:58PM)
Haven't we seen by now???
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 20, 2008 01:01PM)
If we haven't, who has?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 20, 2008 08:25PM)
Who is who?
Message: Posted by: Cranial Fermentator (Sep 20, 2008 09:00PM)
Who isn't?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 20, 2008 10:56PM)
Who isn't what?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 21, 2008 09:08AM)
I thought what's on second?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 21, 2008 08:54PM)
Then what's on first?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 21, 2008 09:09PM)
Isn't that what Costello said?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 21, 2008 09:26PM)
Do you mean Elvis?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 22, 2008 05:06AM)
Anyone want a banana sandwich while I'm up?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 22, 2008 05:16AM)
With peanut butter and jelly?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Sep 22, 2008 05:43AM)
Is it peanut butter jelly time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 22, 2008 03:22PM)
Wasn't that the most moronic video on Youtube?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 22, 2008 03:52PM)
It sure didn't let you forget what it was about, did it?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 22, 2008 05:51PM)
What about Howdy Doody time?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 22, 2008 08:20PM)
Isn't he that moronic puppet?
Message: Posted by: ricker (Sep 22, 2008 09:46PM)
Why? you don't like freckles?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 23, 2008 03:21PM)
Doesn't everyone like Freckles the Clown?

http://www.frecklestheclown.com/
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 23, 2008 05:04PM)
Has this thread just gone to clowning around now? And what's wrong with clowns?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 24, 2008 02:01PM)
Shouldn't you be afraid of at least evil clowns?

http://www.evilclownanimation.com/
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Sep 24, 2008 03:41PM)
How about the Killer Klowns from Outer Space?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 24, 2008 04:38PM)
Now why should I be afraid of ANY clown?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 25, 2008 08:26AM)
Do clowns share the same professional courtesies as lawyers?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 25, 2008 03:58PM)
Do I resemble that remark?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 25, 2008 08:03PM)
Isn't the resemblance remarkable? :)
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 25, 2008 08:33PM)
Do you have a mirror I can borrow?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 26, 2008 08:20AM)
Doesn't that question reflect nicely on you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 26, 2008 03:41PM)
Um, I'm a clown, not a vampire?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 27, 2008 09:39PM)
Can't clowns see themselves in the mirror?
Message: Posted by: Harlequin (Sep 27, 2008 09:43PM)
Can anyone else believe that there are now 52 pages of these questions?
Message: Posted by: EventEntertainer (Sep 27, 2008 09:55PM)
Am I too late to post?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Sep 27, 2008 10:47PM)
[quote]
On 2008-03-19 23:14, lbean58 wrote:
Would you mind assisting me with this next trick?
[/quote]

Larry Bean, did you ever get any help your trick?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 28, 2008 08:00AM)
Isn't he too busy clowning around?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 28, 2008 08:36PM)
Do I ever really get any real assistance with a trick?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 28, 2008 11:11PM)
Aren't you ignoring my question?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 30, 2008 03:21PM)
Would I do that?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 30, 2008 03:34PM)
Are you not doing it now??
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Sep 30, 2008 07:20PM)
Will Citigroup move 20,000 Wachovia jobs from Charlotte, NC to New York city?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Sep 30, 2008 07:22PM)
Hey everybody, is John in the wrong thread?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Sep 30, 2008 09:57PM)
Daffydoug was that a retorical question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 1, 2008 04:57AM)
Maybe we should ask RetoRick? Should we get him involved?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 1, 2008 03:27PM)
Is he available for a question?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 1, 2008 04:23PM)
Has Elvis, er, I ,mean, Retro, left the building?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 1, 2008 08:32PM)
Can you ask the manager if he is available for questioning?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 1, 2008 08:49PM)
Didn't I ask you to do that? Maybe I forgot to ask you?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 1, 2008 09:08PM)
Were you talking to me?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 1, 2008 09:08PM)
Wasn't I?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 1, 2008 09:13PM)
Wait a minute did I miss something here, is RetoRick really Freckles the Clown?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 1, 2008 09:53PM)
I'm waiting for Retro to make his first posting..then shall we all grill him?

and

Isn't Retro something like Tuttle?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 1, 2008 10:02PM)
Is Tuttle the same as MagicTuttle?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 1, 2008 10:40PM)
As in Tuttle Wax?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 2, 2008 03:20AM)
You guys never watched M*A*S*H?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 2, 2008 06:34AM)
Was M*A*S*H sponsored by Turtle Wax?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 3, 2008 11:35AM)
Doesn't Radar on M*A*S*H look a little like a turtle? kinda?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 3, 2008 07:26PM)
If you have a crush on him, is it "Radar Love?"
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 3, 2008 07:55PM)
We are guys. Would guys have a crush on Radar?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 3, 2008 07:58PM)
Does he mean like Orange Crush?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 3, 2008 08:34PM)
Which do you like better Orange Crush or Grape Nehi?
Message: Posted by: Decomposed (Oct 4, 2008 01:31AM)
What other flavors are there?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 4, 2008 05:16AM)
Can we all go to Baskin Robbins?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 4, 2008 01:32PM)
Does Baskin Robbins have ice cream for the lactose intolerant ?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 4, 2008 02:13PM)
Shouldn't the Italian Ices avoid that problem? Does Baskin Robbins even have those?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 4, 2008 08:02PM)
Is Strollos famous homemade Italian Ice in Long Branch, NJ?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 4, 2008 08:06PM)
Who is Strollos?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 4, 2008 08:44PM)
And whats the big deal with italian ice? Isn't it just as fattening as american ice cream?
Message: Posted by: Matthew W (Oct 4, 2008 08:48PM)
You must mean Hawaiian ice, right?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 4, 2008 08:51PM)
Do they have ice in Hawaii?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 4, 2008 09:02PM)
Have you visited Hawaii?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 4, 2008 10:40PM)
I think so - does Mike Doogan live in Hawaii?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 4, 2008 10:46PM)
Didn't he teach Don Ho the ukulele?
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Oct 4, 2008 11:16PM)
Wasn't he on Hogan's Heroes?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 5, 2008 06:58AM)
Was Don Ho on Hawaii 5-0 's pilot?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 5, 2008 07:02AM)
What does that have to do with Mike Doogan?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Oct 5, 2008 07:58AM)
Will this thread never end?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 5, 2008 08:20AM)
Why do you want it to end?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 5, 2008 08:50AM)
Bill, are you suggesting we wave the white flag of surrender?
Message: Posted by: Bill Nuvo (Oct 5, 2008 09:00AM)
Did I say it should end?
Are you misunderstanding my post?
Could it be related to the other posts in the "Funny" section where such threads are locked?
Did I pose too many questions?
Did I make this thread go off-topic?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 5, 2008 09:09AM)
Why are you being so inquisitive?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 5, 2008 10:22AM)
Does his inquiring mind want to know?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 5, 2008 10:42AM)
Do I want to know?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 5, 2008 11:15AM)
You mean you don't know already?
Message: Posted by: Ba Ba Booey (Oct 5, 2008 12:18PM)
Just what do you know?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 5, 2008 01:13PM)
What do you want to know?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 5, 2008 05:55PM)
Does anybody know?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 5, 2008 07:17PM)
Does The Shadow know?
Message: Posted by: Ba Ba Booey (Oct 5, 2008 08:23PM)
Do you know who wrote The Shadow?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 5, 2008 08:41PM)
Wasn't it Gibson?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 5, 2008 08:46PM)
Do you remember The White Shadow in 1978?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 5, 2008 08:48PM)
John - can't you ever reply to the question that is posed right before your post instead of going back 2 or 3 questions?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 5, 2008 10:47PM)
Does it really matter?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 6, 2008 04:58AM)
WHy do you ask that? Don't you think that this thread is the most important thread on this site?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 6, 2008 04:59AM)
Do we need to get a life?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 6, 2008 05:03AM)
Isn't it a wonderful life, Clarence?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 6, 2008 05:30AM)
Did you know that "It's a wonderful life" was once considered to be in the public domain due to a clerical error at NTA prevented the copyright from being renewed properly in 1974, and that despite the lapse in copyright, television stations that aired it still were required to pay royalties, and that although the film's images had entered the public domain, the film's story was still protected by virtue of it being a derivative work of the published story "The Greatest Gift," whose copyright was properly renewed by Philip Van Doren Stern in 1971?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 6, 2008 06:32AM)
Was James Maitland Stewart born in Indiana, PA?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 6, 2008 12:48PM)
How many times have I asked you not to ask rhetorical questions?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 6, 2008 03:16PM)
I give up, how many times have you asked me?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 6, 2008 03:20PM)
Isn't the answer blowing in the wind?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 6, 2008 07:23PM)
Did Ike blow so hard that someone lost an answer?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 6, 2008 09:19PM)
Didn't you prefer it when storms were named after females?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 6, 2008 09:44PM)
You mean the mean woman stereotype?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 6, 2008 10:13PM)
Are you implying that I am being sexist?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 6, 2008 11:38PM)
Should we say that word on the Café?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 6, 2008 11:42PM)
Why didn't you say, "Are you implying that I am being s**ist?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 6, 2008 11:46PM)
Could s**ist be misinterpreted as sadist?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 7, 2008 05:06AM)
Could a sadist be mistaken for a sexist?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 7, 2008 05:21AM)
Nigel Tufnel in "This is Spinal Tap": "Well, what's wrong with being sexy?"
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 7, 2008 09:21AM)
Who is too sexy for their shirt?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 7, 2008 03:43PM)
Isn't it sexier to not wear the shirt and display the masculine hairy chest?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 7, 2008 06:01PM)
Is a hairy back considered sexy by most women?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 7, 2008 07:55PM)
Is a hairy back considered sexy by most orangutans ?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 7, 2008 08:02PM)
Did you really just use the words sexy and orangutan in the same sentence?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 7, 2008 08:27PM)
Didn't I mean by Orangutan standards?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 7, 2008 08:35PM)
Do orangutan's have any sexual standards??
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 7, 2008 09:19PM)
Are orangutans members of the hominidae family?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 8, 2008 01:53PM)
The whatee whoobee whatee?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 8, 2008 04:44PM)
Oo ee oo-ah-ah, ting-tang walla-walla bing-bang?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 8, 2008 05:50PM)
Eep opp ork ahh, that means I love you?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 8, 2008 06:36PM)
Marvello, are you getting personal with us?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 9, 2008 06:37AM)
Marvello, ask your wife if that question (statement) was appropriate for this forum?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 9, 2008 07:30AM)
Is that a question?
Message: Posted by: Hansel (Oct 9, 2008 07:58AM)
Maybe,yours is a question?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 9, 2008 10:28AM)
What types of animals are commonly used in magic shows?
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Oct 9, 2008 12:26PM)
Who uses animals in magic shows anymore?
Message: Posted by: Cohiba (Oct 9, 2008 04:36PM)
Who is an animal in their show?
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Oct 9, 2008 04:58PM)
Whose show are we talking about?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 9, 2008 06:15PM)
You rang?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 9, 2008 07:19PM)
Should we give you a ring?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 9, 2008 07:32PM)
A linking ring?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 9, 2008 08:48PM)
Have you seen the latest issue of TLR?
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Oct 9, 2008 08:51PM)
Didn't they go back to calling it The Linking Ring?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 9, 2008 09:29PM)
Do you mean KFC?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 9, 2008 09:47PM)
Have you heard the rumor that KFC no longer uses the word 'chicken' to describe its product because it serves meat from genetically engineered animals that the government will no longer permit to be referred to as 'chickens'?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 10, 2008 06:36AM)
What are genetically engineered animals?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 10, 2008 08:14AM)
How do you genetically engineer an animal?
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Oct 10, 2008 08:55AM)
How would we know how to do it if we don't know what it is?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 10, 2008 02:22PM)
What college is offering a bachelors degree in genetic engineering?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Oct 10, 2008 02:48PM)
So are they also now having genetically engineered chicken costumes for Halloween?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 10, 2008 05:15PM)
Wouldn't it be great if the genetically engineered chicken costume came complete with the red jacket of mystery?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 10, 2008 05:27PM)
Would the RJOM allow itself to be franchised?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 10, 2008 07:33PM)
Would that make Kyle a rich man indeed?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 10, 2008 07:36PM)
Is Kyle related to Evita?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Oct 10, 2008 10:53PM)
Is Kyle going to tell everyone soon that he actually now bought a new and improved RJOM 2.0 that looks incredible?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 11, 2008 06:45AM)
Will Kyle ebay the RJOM 1.0?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 11, 2008 06:48AM)
Doesn't Copperfield want the RJOM 1.0 for his collection?
Message: Posted by: magic4u02 (Oct 11, 2008 07:32AM)
Will Kyle get rich if he sells the original version 1.0?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 11, 2008 08:21PM)
Has Kyle thought of purchasing Blue, Purple and Yellow jackets as backups for his RJOM?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 11, 2008 09:14PM)
DO you really think that blue, purple and yellow jackets would be as mysterious as the RJOM?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 11, 2008 10:16PM)
Maybe it would be more mysterious if the jackets could magically change color?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 11, 2008 10:38PM)
Why does Kyle refer to himself in third person?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 12, 2008 07:31AM)
Does speaking in the third person make him mysterious?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 12, 2008 11:13AM)
Can he be mysterious without the RJOM?? Is the jacket a crutch? Does it hide the REAL Kyle?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 12, 2008 08:24PM)
Is Kyle addicted to red?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 13, 2008 05:36PM)
Does he need Clear eyes to "get the red out"?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 13, 2008 08:09PM)
Who came up with the terms Red Out, Black Out, Brown Out and White Out?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 13, 2008 08:44PM)
How about red nose and brown nose?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 14, 2008 08:32AM)
If Rudolph sucked up to Santa too much would he be "Rudolph the Brown Nosed Reindeer?"
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 14, 2008 02:05PM)
Is Rudolph Valentino real name Rodolfo Alfonso Raffaello Piero Filiberto Guglielmi?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 14, 2008 06:19PM)
What ever happened to what's his name?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 14, 2008 06:31PM)
What was what's his name's name?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 14, 2008 06:34PM)
Are you sure it was a he and not a she?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 14, 2008 10:02PM)
What is her name?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 14, 2008 10:25PM)
Do you think she would want me giving her name out on a sketchy forum full of low-life loser magicians like this one?
Message: Posted by: Josh Riel (Oct 14, 2008 11:03PM)
Yes.

What's her name?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 15, 2008 03:36AM)
Is this getting weirder by the minute?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 15, 2008 05:13AM)
Is there a sucker born every minute?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 15, 2008 08:20AM)
I'm not sure about every minute, but don't they make an all day sucker?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 15, 2008 04:15PM)
And how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 15, 2008 05:51PM)
Isn't it 3 licks?
Message: Posted by: Rizzo (Oct 15, 2008 07:11PM)
Is it 3 licks?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 15, 2008 07:14PM)
Should we ask Paul Winchell?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 15, 2008 07:25PM)
[quote]
On 2008-10-15 20:14, daffydoug wrote:
Should we ask Paul Winchell?
[/quote]
do you think you will get an answer?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 15, 2008 10:01PM)
If I did, will I see his lips move?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 15, 2008 11:02PM)
[quote]
On 2008-10-15 23:01, daffydoug wrote:
If I did, will I see his lips move?
[/quote]
didn't they always? but who cared?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 16, 2008 05:22AM)
Edgar Bergan?
Message: Posted by: John Heggie (Oct 16, 2008 09:43AM)
Did you mean Edgar BergEn?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 16, 2008 03:45PM)
Um, read my lips.

(Did you like my Edgar whatshisname joke/pun?)
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 20, 2008 08:46AM)
Didn't George Bush the first ask us to read his lips?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 20, 2008 05:43PM)
Would that require a course in speed reading?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 21, 2008 05:04PM)
Would you be referring to the Evelyn Wood Speed Reading course?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 21, 2008 06:35PM)
So you mean "would" I be referring to Miss "Wood"?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 21, 2008 08:53PM)
What kind of wood doesn't float?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Oct 21, 2008 08:55PM)
You're not thinking of Natalie are you?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 21, 2008 08:58PM)
Was that in poor taste?
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Oct 21, 2008 09:38PM)
Should we be ashamed of ourselves?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 21, 2008 10:24PM)
What for?
Message: Posted by: Marvello (Oct 26, 2008 07:11PM)
Have people forgotten about this thread? If so, was it intentional, or just because it is no longer fun?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 26, 2008 09:15PM)
Is there anybody out there who cares????
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 26, 2008 09:23PM)
Didn't I care about Natalie Wood?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 26, 2008 09:53PM)
But would Natalie care about you?
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 27, 2008 09:01AM)
How much wood would Wood care about if Wood could care about wood?
Message: Posted by: Demon5magic (Oct 27, 2008 09:51AM)
Is that a trick question?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 27, 2008 05:02PM)
How do you 'chuck wood?'
Message: Posted by: Matt Watts (Oct 27, 2008 06:33PM)
Why would you want to chuck wood?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 27, 2008 09:38PM)
Who is this Chuck Wood guy?
Message: Posted by: Matt Watts (Oct 28, 2008 09:52AM)
WHy, do you want to meet up with him later?LOl
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 28, 2008 11:49AM)
What wood you do if you did meet up with him?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 28, 2008 05:09PM)
Can I take the fifth on that?
Message: Posted by: Matt Watts (Oct 28, 2008 05:26PM)
Why are you busy or something?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 28, 2008 05:46PM)
Are you something?
Message: Posted by: Matt Watts (Oct 28, 2008 06:10PM)
If I am something then who is Busy?
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Oct 28, 2008 07:45PM)
Does Doug want to get busy with Chuck?
Message: Posted by: daffydoug (Oct 28, 2008 07:53PM)
Does Doug want to chuck up his lunch?
Message: