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Topic: Steven Seagal's best moves... You'll love this...
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 1, 2009 08:14AM)
Some nice Seagal moves...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qw5bKTBQE4


:online:
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jan 1, 2009 10:19AM)
Wow.

That was really bad.

Really bad.

I hope I don't go to hell for saying so.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 1, 2009 10:29AM)
Seagal's Buddhist, so no Hell where he is concerned... :)

You'll just be reincarnated as a Magician's Dove... :lol:

Too bad you didn't like it though...
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jan 1, 2009 10:31AM)
I didn't say I didn't like it.

I said it was bad.

There is a big difference. It was so bad I kind of liked it. Like when you get an itch on your nose, but you don't scratch. You just let it get itchier and itchier until you can't stand it any more. THEN you scratch.

Kind of like that.
Message: Posted by: Tom Cutts (Jan 1, 2009 10:38AM)
That was passable. Average for what gets produced these days. With digital technology, let's see him back it up live.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jan 1, 2009 10:43AM)
Well, the most interesting thing is how he was playing his guitar. He wasn't. But I read that he can really play. So why pretend you're playing by not really playing, when you can actually play?
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 1, 2009 11:02AM)
Well, since you asked...

Seagal playing live videos...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0uSvihFZn0&feature=related


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Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jan 1, 2009 11:13AM)
Wait, he really DOES play the guitar that way.

Strange.
Message: Posted by: Tom Cutts (Jan 1, 2009 11:22AM)
Now that was awful. Couldn't tell a thing from that, not even why he wandered off stage half way through the song.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 1, 2009 11:33AM)
You're all not reaching Nirvana! :lol:

But when you eventually do, send my best to Kurt Cobain yah...

Get it? Nirvana, Cobain, Seagal, guitar, Buddhism...?

No? :question:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 1, 2009 11:33AM)
Nevermind.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jan 1, 2009 11:53AM)
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On 2009-01-01 12:33, Pakar Ilusi wrote:
Nevermind.
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LOL!
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Jan 1, 2009 06:06PM)
He claims he worked for the cia at some point...
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 2, 2009 02:43AM)
I thought The Company (CIA) would never allow anyone to admit or disclose any involvement to covert "work"? Let alone to the Hollywood Mass Media...

I guess their silence or denial will be used by Seagal's people as signifying it's true that he's involved?

Pretty convenient and clever if so... :)

Kinda like the "NO" answer on a Ouija Board... Think about that one... :online:
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 2, 2009 08:58AM)
He is the reason we download stuff and not buy it. Would you honestly pay to see his latest two or three "blockbusters" or listen to his album.
Naaahhh.
Download.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 2, 2009 10:20AM)
I'm not even gonna go there Bro...
Message: Posted by: MagiClyde (Jan 2, 2009 09:35PM)
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOXI5c88HbM&feature=related]seagal & Van Damme[/url]

I was rofl when I saw this!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 4, 2009 08:46PM)
How bout this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_0kKACp11Y&feature=related


:lol:
Message: Posted by: airship (Jan 5, 2009 02:33PM)
My wife loved Segal and wanted to have sex with him many, many times. Even after I pointed out to her what a talentless wonk he is.