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Topic: Are you sitting comfortably?
Message: Posted by: Omega Man (May 15, 2009 02:31PM)
It is nearly time for the 2nd half of the show.

The lights will soon dim the chatter will die down and then, when the audience is ready the mentalist will appear.
Message: Posted by: IAIN (May 15, 2009 02:33PM)
*throws popcorn* GET ON WITH IT!
Message: Posted by: Omega Man (May 15, 2009 03:34PM)
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On 2009-05-15 15:33, IAIN wrote:
*throws popcorn* GET ON WITH IT!
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Vendors selling ludicrously expensive ice cream are still swaming the isles.
Message: Posted by: Eddie Garland (May 15, 2009 03:51PM)
I'll take one of those ludicrously expensive ice creams...OVER HERE!

AND...can I get a booster seat?
Message: Posted by: Omega Man (May 15, 2009 03:52PM)
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On 2009-05-15 16:51, Eddie Garland wrote:
I'll take one of those ludicrously expensive ice creams...OVER HERE!
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Managment will be pleased.
Message: Posted by: Greg Arce (May 15, 2009 04:25PM)
Wait, wait... you mean there's no strippers!!!!?

Greg
Message: Posted by: edh (May 15, 2009 04:28PM)
What!!! No Strippers!!! I'm outta here!
Message: Posted by: Sixten (May 15, 2009 04:33PM)
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On 2009-05-15 16:51, Eddie Garland wrote:
I'll take one of those ludicrously expensive ice creams...OVER HERE!

AND...can I get a booster seat?
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After a rough work week, that was 'Great'.
Thanks. I needed that.:)
Message: Posted by: rickreation (May 15, 2009 04:35PM)
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On 2009-05-15 17:28, edh wrote:
What!!! No Strippers!!! I'm outta here!
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Oh no, there will be. The mentalist will use PK to undress them with his mind. He calls it his "T&A" routine. I don't think he got it from an Osterlind DVD...
Message: Posted by: Greg Arce (May 15, 2009 06:33PM)
Rickreation, get your mind out of the gutter. I meant stripper decks. :rotf:

Greg
Message: Posted by: Omega Man (May 28, 2009 05:39AM)
Due to forseeable problems there has been a delay with the show.

Creditors showed up at the doors demanding payment for the loans which the managment used to buy the ice cream. Behind the managments creditors stood the creditors' creidtors' and behind them where more creditors and the queue went on.

Meanwhile all the profit from the ice cream was used to buy the best freezer on the market. Due to non payment on the electricity bill (all the money was used to buy the freezer) the freezer was switched off and all the ice cream stocks melted.

All that remains is a single loan agreement which has been sealed in an envelope, locked in a safe and gaurded so that no one can access it, since 2006. This envelope is now suspended above the stage in full view of the audience.

The creditors are currently, slowly, making their way into the auditorium to take a seat.