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Topic: Give me five
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 22, 2009 05:22PM)
Just continue the story only using 5 words. Keep the story in a magical theme with comedy.

Lots of fun and becomes hysterical!

Once a magician did a
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 22, 2009 05:34PM)
Once a magician did a
show in the middle of
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 22, 2009 06:49PM)
The desert, where the only...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 22, 2009 07:14PM)
...woman around was his assistant.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 22, 2009 07:31PM)
So he took a little...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 22, 2009 07:34PM)
...golden skull out of his
Message: Posted by: Donal Chayce (Aug 22, 2009 07:46PM)
...valise and removed its batteries.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 22, 2009 09:44PM)
Then he put the batteries...
Message: Posted by: Pit Boss (Aug 22, 2009 10:03PM)
In a bowl of cheerios
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 22, 2009 11:01PM)
...he ate for the charge.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 23, 2009 12:42AM)
All charged up, He went...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 01:44AM)
Haywire performing his magic shows
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 05:28AM)
In front of the meanest...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 05:59AM)
...group of elementary school kids...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 06:00AM)
That are found in the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:13AM)
...city of Detroit. Magic will...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 06:14AM)
Continue when the lady asks...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:16AM)
...everyone to not watch masked...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 08:58AM)
Morons try to show how...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 23, 2009 09:03AM)
...to return to the desert.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 23, 2009 09:45AM)
So that they can do...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 23, 2009 09:52AM)
...the Linking Rings in their...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 23, 2009 10:48AM)
Private party for the gals.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 23, 2009 11:24AM)
Along with the torn and...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 23, 2009 11:31AM)
And restored newspaper and zombie
Message: Posted by: Pit Boss (Aug 23, 2009 12:03PM)
Until everyone falls completely asleep.
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 23, 2009 02:39PM)
While all were sleeping sound.....
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 23, 2009 02:48PM)
...the magician and his assistant...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 23, 2009 02:50PM)
...billiard balls began to multiply,
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 23, 2009 03:10PM)
...then they woke up screaming!
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 23, 2009 03:35PM)
I Can't believe your balls.....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 03:39PM)
...are called billiard balls because...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 23, 2009 04:42PM)
They are not made by ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:02PM)
...the factory of Dynamike. Magic...
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 23, 2009 06:19PM)
Should not be this fun....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 06:21PM)
...unless you are watching Alpha...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 23, 2009 08:31PM)
...but the real lesson learned...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 09:12PM)
...is that magic deals with...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 23, 2009 09:23PM)
...what's possible and what's impossible.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 09:34PM)
I love magic because it...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 23, 2009 09:36PM)
..is possible to do impossibilities.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 23, 2009 09:38PM)
My favorite magic trick is...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 12:06AM)
...the one with the four...
Message: Posted by: Pete Biro (Aug 24, 2009 12:45AM)
Words plus one other one

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:45am
Unless you can't count up
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 01:25AM)
...to ten. What magician will...
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 24, 2009 07:25AM)
Finally put an end to.....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 07:41AM)
...the crazy masked moron revealing...
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 24, 2009 08:33AM)
How ignorant he really is....
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 09:15AM)
Then he woke up from...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 24, 2009 10:28AM)
His afternoon nap, and went...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 11:32AM)
...almost mad trying to remember...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 12:02PM)
...with his mind freak brain...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 24, 2009 12:29PM)
That he is doing a

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:29pm
Job trying to please magicians.

Posted: Aug 24, 2009 1:31pm
But he is still getting ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 12:45PM)
...desert sand in his old...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 24, 2009 02:36PM)
...Lippencott box, which messes up...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 04:13PM)
...those who revealed the secret...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 04:44PM)
...and tipped off the shiek.
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 24, 2009 04:47PM)
Who then got a lota bowl...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 04:48PM)
The second oldest professional is...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 04:51PM)
...and filled it with coconuts.
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 24, 2009 06:00PM)
In order to perform the well known "bill in coconut"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 07:15PM)
Why does a magician want...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 07:22PM)
...to travel to the desert...
Message: Posted by: magicgeorge (Aug 24, 2009 07:36PM)
...in a hovercraft made of..
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 24, 2009 07:45PM)
Coat hangers and shoe strings?
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 24, 2009 07:58PM)
Maybe he wants to try...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 24, 2009 08:01PM)
...doing bill in the sand dune...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 24, 2009 08:17PM)
And then changing the sand...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 08:30PM)
...into ham sandwiches for everybody.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 24, 2009 09:23PM)
And after the meal, they...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 24, 2009 09:53PM)
...decided to look for the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 24, 2009 10:36PM)
...magician so he would do...
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 25, 2009 06:49AM)
....the Sands oF Egypt illusion....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 07:04AM)
...whether on stage or close-up...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 25, 2009 10:23AM)
With or without his lovely..
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 25, 2009 10:38AM)
...camel that always assisted him...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 11:13AM)
...with entertaining the dessert crowd.
Message: Posted by: Colonel Clark (Aug 25, 2009 11:14AM)
....until the zebra came along, then......
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 11:45AM)
(My previous sentence ended in a period. You were suppose to start a new sentence.)
(It is suppose to be 5 words, not six.)

One of the best tricks...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 25, 2009 02:07PM)
...is one Dynamike can't do...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 25, 2009 02:33PM)
Similar to Higgins
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 02:40PM)
...Junior. Everyday entertainment is performed...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Aug 25, 2009 03:07PM)
Higgins...Higgins...Higgins
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 03:12PM)
...which is my favorite magician.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 25, 2009 05:21PM)
When I am not performing...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 05:35PM)
...I'm on the magic Café...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 25, 2009 05:37PM)
And when I'm at work...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 25, 2009 05:42PM)
...performing for all my co-workers...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 25, 2009 06:57PM)
...who are not easily fooled...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 25, 2009 07:21PM)
...by this story gone haywire.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 25, 2009 10:29PM)
Is that Henry Hay wire?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 26, 2009 12:50AM)
Chris Angel is a real...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 26, 2009 05:19AM)
Young teenager, or so he...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 26, 2009 08:07AM)
...pretends. but he really is...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 26, 2009 10:20AM)
...over one hundred years old.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 26, 2009 10:24AM)
Not counting his old wrinkled...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 26, 2009 10:26AM)
...thumb tip which is eighty.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 26, 2009 02:42PM)
We dare not mention his...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 26, 2009 05:12PM)
Jewelry, which he bought at...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 26, 2009 06:14PM)
...Houdini's Magic Shop in Vegas.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 26, 2009 08:58PM)
On the sidewalk he found...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 26, 2009 09:00PM)
...directions back to the desert.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 03:43AM)
The magician would do anything...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 27, 2009 08:44AM)
For food stamps and praises.

Posted: Aug 27, 2009 9:44am
So the magician decided to ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 27, 2009 10:05AM)
...climb the tallest building around...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 27, 2009 11:12AM)
...hoping to find evidence of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 27, 2009 11:17AM)
... the oldest cups and balls ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 12:49PM)
Made by James great, great...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 27, 2009 02:15PM)
...great, great, great Uncle Tong.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 04:51PM)
Dynamike is the best magician.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 27, 2009 05:54PM)
And only the best can...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 06:34PM)
...be like the great Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 27, 2009 06:53PM)
...without deserving any applause or...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 27, 2009 07:10PM)
...making any real story sense.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 27, 2009 07:58PM)
The magician thought Dynamike was...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 27, 2009 08:06PM)
...his long lost brother Irving.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 08:16PM)
Photius is a magician that...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 27, 2009 08:20PM)
...cares about Magic and Magicians.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 27, 2009 08:40PM)
When is the Great Tabman...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 27, 2009 09:43PM)
...going on the road with...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 03:24AM)
...Dynamike's Chinese Linking Ring routine...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 28, 2009 10:44AM)
Because there are people who...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 28, 2009 11:11AM)
...only trust the Tabman to...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 11:41AM)
...work for free. The next...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 11:52AM)
... best thing in magic is ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 28, 2009 11:54AM)
...the friends you make when...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 11:56AM)
... you are posting here everyday.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 28, 2009 01:09PM)
Gee, is this a story?
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 02:21PM)
Magic is great entertainment for...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 02:49PM)
... people who are mentally retarded.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 02:54PM)
How does a magician perform...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 02:59PM)
... cups and balls magic without ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 03:01PM)
...using a chop cup and...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 03:04PM)
... copying routines from the others.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 03:08PM)
I really love how Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 28, 2009 03:12PM)
... screw up his act when ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 03:14PM)
...when a screw company wants...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 28, 2009 03:53PM)
...screws for a final load.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 28, 2009 04:06PM)
The screw company said Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 28, 2009 04:49PM)
Is keeping them in business...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 28, 2009 06:30PM)
...if he stops screwing around...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 28, 2009 07:28PM)
...supporting other different tools companies.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 28, 2009 07:58PM)
But the one thing that...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 28, 2009 08:41PM)
...sets Dynamike apart is his...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 28, 2009 09:04PM)
...screwy approach to magic, but...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 29, 2009 12:10AM)
...that's why they hired him.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 29, 2009 05:32AM)
Magic with Photius is like...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 29, 2009 06:56AM)
Using a red silk to...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 29, 2009 09:30AM)
Magically appear a colorful butterfly.

Posted: Aug 29, 2009 10:36am
For no reason the magician ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 29, 2009 04:30PM)
...bowed to the audience and...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 29, 2009 05:14PM)
...tore his tuxedo pants seat...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 29, 2009 06:02PM)
...and revealed the chosen card.
Message: Posted by: Rizzo (Aug 29, 2009 06:17PM)
Unexpectedly to the astonished audience.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 29, 2009 07:29PM)
Especially when he offered it...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 29, 2009 07:37PM)
...to a pretty young lady...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 29, 2009 07:38PM)
Who immediately told him to...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 29, 2009 08:45PM)
...put it back in his...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 29, 2009 08:50PM)
...back pocket before she called...
Message: Posted by: Floyd Collins (Aug 29, 2009 09:03PM)
...Dynamike who is know for...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 30, 2009 05:08AM)
Working with rings and posts...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 30, 2009 10:45AM)
...at his Magic Shop on...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 30, 2009 11:53AM)
... the day the earth quake ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 30, 2009 01:08PM)
...with the pretty lady assistants.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 30, 2009 04:33PM)
Fell out of the blue...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 30, 2009 05:26PM)
...making no sense at all.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 30, 2009 06:39PM)
"Cents, cents!" cried the magician...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 30, 2009 07:43PM)
When the spectator asked him...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 30, 2009 08:03PM)
...with his hands raised high...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 30, 2009 09:04PM)
To show him how to...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 30, 2009 11:37PM)
...fly using the power of...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 02:00AM)
...Dynamike the hip hop magician.
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Aug 31, 2009 06:58AM)
The Magician realized that Dynamike...

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 7:59am
Was really a silly clown...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 31, 2009 07:11AM)
... who is trying to do ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 09:55AM)
...the improbable, not the impossible.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 31, 2009 10:12AM)
But we all know that...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 11:29AM)
...a good story line needs...
Message: Posted by: Pit Boss (Aug 31, 2009 12:17PM)
... a Dynamike mention every minute.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 12:52PM)
"We love you Dynamike" said...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 01:27PM)
...and added, "Thank you Cleveland!!"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 01:56PM)
Why do all magicians perform...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 02:34PM)
...at The Magic Castle when...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Aug 31, 2009 02:38PM)
...everybody knows that the Castle...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 02:45PM)
...only hires the best magicians...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 07:27PM)
...like Dynamike and the rest. (Good look'n out, Tabman :))
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 31, 2009 07:56PM)
But never the guy who...
Message: Posted by: Rizzo (Aug 31, 2009 07:59PM)
Wears the mask and reveals
Message: Posted by: joseph (Aug 31, 2009 08:13PM)
All the corny tricks that...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Aug 31, 2009 08:18PM)
... brings out the smiles from ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 09:27PM)
...Photius, James, Tabman and Joseph... (sorry, Bill)
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 09:32PM)
...who wanted to show the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 09:35PM)
...audience they were the masked...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 09:45PM)
...magician, Mandrake, and understood why...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 09:47PM)
...it was for the money.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 10:03PM)
After that incredible display of...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 10:06PM)
...Bill Palmer's Cups and Balls...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 10:08PM)
...Tabman realized that Dynamike's disguise...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 10:10PM)
...is the most handsome one...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 10:12PM)
...because Dynamike and James Tong...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 10:18PM)
...are in two different countries.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 10:26PM)
And there ended the great...
Message: Posted by: Rizzo (Aug 31, 2009 10:26PM)
Meanwhile back at the ranch
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 10:32PM)
(Posting the same time :) )

[quote]
On 2009-08-31 23:26, tabman wrote:
And there ended the great...
[/quote]
...Tabman's award winning magic trick.

[quote]
On 2009-08-31 23:26, Rizzo wrote:
Meanwhile back at the ranch
[/quote]
...was a great magic show.

Posted: Aug 31, 2009 11:34pm
Two magicians posting the same...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 10:59PM)
...brings good luck to both.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 11:02PM)
(I guess great minds think alike)

The first magic trick is...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Aug 31, 2009 11:08PM)
...to keep up with Dynamike.

(getting old..gotta get some shut eye. Back tomorrow!! )
Message: Posted by: Rizzo (Aug 31, 2009 11:09PM)
And easier said then done
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Aug 31, 2009 11:16PM)
The magician slept every night...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 03:21AM)
... only after the Café's postings.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 4:22am
The magician had a nightmare ...
Message: Posted by: 1906Alpha1906 (Sep 1, 2009 06:55AM)
...that this thread kept going....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:39AM)
...and going without any...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 1, 2009 09:48AM)
...rest for the weary assistants...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 09:55AM)
Why does a magic wand...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 1, 2009 10:06AM)
...magazine command such a high...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 10:18AM)
...price for just a few...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 10:20AM)
... pages filled with magic advertisements.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 10:34AM)
My favorite magician is Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 1, 2009 11:02AM)
...and my favorite method? Dynamite!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 12:19PM)
Th horrible news is that ...
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Sep 1, 2009 12:34PM)
Dynamite doesn't always work with...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 12:41PM)
... and for the masked moron.

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 1:42pm
Instead he prefers to be ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 1, 2009 01:35PM)
...known as "Big Bang Dynamike"...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 01:44PM)
... the hard core performer for ...
Message: Posted by: DJ Trix (Sep 1, 2009 07:40PM)
Unusually self absorbed narcissism club.
Message: Posted by: Rizzo (Sep 1, 2009 07:43PM)
Give it a rest said....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:00PM)
...because magic is our specialty.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 1, 2009 08:00PM)
...the beautiful showgirl who was...

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 9:02pm
Dynamike, stop that right now!

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 9:02pm
(Posting at the same time.)
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:05PM)
Without magic this world would...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 1, 2009 08:11PM)
...would be square, not round.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 1, 2009 08:11PM)
And jagged in the middle...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:13PM)
...is just like magic after...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 1, 2009 08:35PM)
Practicing for a day to...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 1, 2009 08:36PM)
...walk on water, will drown.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 08:40PM)
Why is Criss Angel a...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 10:30PM)
... magician the Mongolian have never ...

Posted: Sep 1, 2009 11:31pm
... heard of before James Tong ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 10:51PM)
...and the rest of the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 11:19PM)
... Café magicians like tabman, dynamike, ...

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 12:20am
..., Bill Ligon, Joseph, Jay, Photius, ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 1, 2009 11:31PM)
...Larry, Kyle, MagicBus and Rizzo.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 1, 2009 11:39PM)
Magic came to an end when ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 12:31AM)
...Dynamike retired to the world.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 07:21AM)
Suddenly Tabman has an idea ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 07:45AM)
...about how to make a...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 07:54AM)
... building shrink to become a ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:00AM)
...very easy trick to figure...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:05AM)
... when you view it from ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:07AM)
...James Tong's house in Malaysia.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:09AM)
This inspired James Tong to ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:13AM)
...be compared to Father Photius...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:18AM)
... for performing the beard routines ...

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 9:18am
... like the color changing beard, ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:20AM)
...is always in Photius favor.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:21AM)
Everyone decided to grow beard ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:23AM)
...just like the Great Photius...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:24AM)
... so they can use it ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:25AM)
...to change multiple colors when...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:27AM)
... they stopped breathing during the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:29AM)
...heavy fogged air in China.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:30AM)
Magic in Mongolia is like ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:32AM)
...Dynamike in the ghetto of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:35AM)
... Somalia where the pirates will ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 08:41AM)
...request from you a card trick.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 09:57AM)
Meanwhile the martians from Mars ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 2, 2009 10:12AM)
...became a hit show where...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 2, 2009 02:13PM)
...the economy is so bad...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 2, 2009 02:36PM)
...the Martians went to Venus...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 2, 2009 07:38PM)
Looking around for some cheap...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 2, 2009 07:58PM)
...costumes for their new act.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 2, 2009 08:01PM)
But all they found was...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 2, 2009 08:16PM)
...Venusian belly button lint and...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 2, 2009 08:26PM)
...three barrels of dried sponge...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:28PM)
... and not a single pair ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 2, 2009 08:33PM)
...of socks for the costume...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:36PM)
... as they want to imitate ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 2, 2009 08:42PM)
...Doug Henning dressing like a.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 08:47PM)
... magician from the planet Jupiter.

Posted: Sep 2, 2009 9:48pm
The Martians then call Tabman ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 2, 2009 09:45PM)
...for advice on interplanetary magicians...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 2, 2009 10:54PM)
... so they can compare their ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 12:46AM)
...magic to the magic of...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 3, 2009 02:54AM)
...Dynamike's skillful talent with the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 04:58AM)
... with James Tong's great help.

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 5:59am
During the interplanetary magic championship ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 3, 2009 07:24AM)
...Dynamike won first place with...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 09:20AM)
...his version of James Tong's...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 10:10AM)
...color changing Ford hub caps...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 10:24AM)
... that were very badly rusted.

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 11:25am
The Martians were disgusted with ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 3, 2009 10:26AM)
The human who thought he....
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 10:28AM)
... can win them on magic.

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 11:29am
The Martians then decided to ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 10:30AM)
...show their disgust by waving...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 10:34AM)
... their laser zapping wand at ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 11:03AM)
...everyone on The Magic Café.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 11:08AM)
Dynamike is still held captive ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 12:27PM)
...in the cave of the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 3, 2009 01:14PM)
...the good looking sexy assistants.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 02:02PM)
...who taunt him for hours...

Posted: Sep 3, 2009 3:04pm
...ya kno' wha' I'm say'n?...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 04:06PM)
...but he didn't know what...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 05:05PM)
...was going to happen afterward...
Message: Posted by: 55john55 (Sep 3, 2009 05:12PM)
With the exception of one
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 3, 2009 05:15PM)
Lady who looked like Nani Darnell
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 3, 2009 07:50PM)
Father Photius then showed up...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 3, 2009 08:02PM)
With Pillsbury Dinner Rolls
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 08:04PM)
...with the Vanished coins inside.
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 3, 2009 08:18PM)
Then with these flipper coins
Message: Posted by: samslaven (Sep 3, 2009 08:25PM)
Are smacked with a hammer
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 3, 2009 08:29PM)
... to get the right satisfaction ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 08:52PM)
...and smashed them all completely.
Message: Posted by: samslaven (Sep 3, 2009 09:13PM)
But it gets much worse...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 3, 2009 10:20PM)
Lynetta Welch is actually Sarah Palin
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 3, 2009 11:14PM)
...and Lance Burton is Todd.
Message: Posted by: manal (Sep 4, 2009 02:07AM)
Meanwhile back in Frosbite Falls,
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 4, 2009 03:25AM)
...Dynamike continues to entertain the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 4, 2009 07:09AM)
... the gorillas in the deep ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 4, 2009 10:14AM)
...streets of gorilla performing magicians.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 4, 2009 10:52AM)
And to add more surprises ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 4, 2009 11:37AM)
...Mark Wilson appeared in a...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 4, 2009 11:46AM)
...biplane with Houdini hanging from...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 4, 2009 02:27PM)
...his suspenders. Then Mark said,...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 4, 2009 02:38PM)
..."Where's this Dynamike guy? He's..."
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 4, 2009 04:47PM)
Never around when Superman is...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 4, 2009 06:14PM)
...asking Dynamike for performance help.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 4, 2009 08:14PM)
So when he asked him...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 4, 2009 09:11PM)
...why is Houdini wearing Superman's......
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 5, 2009 12:05AM)
...underwear on the outside of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 03:16AM)
... his pink and yellow pants ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 5, 2009 06:45AM)
He said it was easier...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 06:56AM)
... to take it off quickly ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 5, 2009 07:51AM)
So you don't have to...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 10:38AM)
... hide inside the substitution trunk.

Posted: Sep 5, 2009 11:40am
Meanwhile back at the desert ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 5, 2009 12:37PM)
...Dynamike, Tabman and the camel...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 5, 2009 01:15PM)
...were having a tea party...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 01:43PM)
... to celebrate their achievements in ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 5, 2009 04:18PM)
The art of picking a...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 5, 2009 05:43PM)
...winner at the track today.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 5, 2009 09:27PM)
Without any warning Tabman suddenly ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 5, 2009 10:36PM)
...produced a dove from his...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 5, 2009 10:58PM)
...beard and another one from...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 6, 2009 06:42AM)
James' vest...Then he took...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 6, 2009 11:42AM)
...them both and turned them...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 6, 2009 02:22PM)
Into a bunch of white...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 6, 2009 02:26PM)
...tigers and let them roam...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 6, 2009 05:38PM)
...through the desert eating the...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 6, 2009 06:42PM)
...cacti and spitting the thorns...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 7, 2009 05:01AM)
... that turned into deadly vipers ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2009 06:26AM)
Which crawled across the yellow...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 7, 2009 06:49AM)
...sunburns all over Photius' body...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2009 07:11AM)
So they went back to...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 7, 2009 10:40AM)
...sleep and dreamed they were...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 7, 2009 01:00PM)
... Café magicians whose names are ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 7, 2009 01:52PM)
Among the best in the...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 7, 2009 03:41PM)
...world at the magic Café.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 7, 2009 08:21PM)
In the real world, however,...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Sep 7, 2009 08:46PM)
The best..... are at best,,,,,,
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 7, 2009 09:36PM)
...just like all the rest.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 10:24AM)
But the best are still ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 8, 2009 10:55AM)
...young and in the nest...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 8, 2009 10:57AM)
...until they stand the test.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 11:04AM)
Meanwhile Bill Ligon decided to ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 11:58AM)
...call Dynamike about the rings...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 12:12PM)
... to see whether Dynamike could ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 12:13PM)
...perform for his family reunion...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 12:17PM)
... during the winter at the ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 8, 2009 12:19PM)
..hole in the wall gang's...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 12:31PM)
...tree house special magic club.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 12:36PM)
No one knows that Tabman ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 12:36PM)
... hit the jackpot at the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 12:40PM)
...ghetto gang's terrority near the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 8, 2009 12:44PM)
... desert on the Afghanistan mountains.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 8, 2009 02:23PM)
...Now his new book about...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 8, 2009 04:54PM)
...folding paper airplanes that fly...
Message: Posted by: EventEntertainer (Sep 8, 2009 05:44PM)
...into outer space and ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 8, 2009 08:13PM)
Around the rings of the...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 8, 2009 10:06PM)
...linking planet Saturn and the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 10:31PM)
... 101 rings that Dynamike owns...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 8, 2009 11:50PM)
...not to mention Ringo Starr.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 8, 2009 11:55PM)
The Magic Café birthday is...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 08:46AM)
...a couple of days ago...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 10:09AM)
...on the date of 9/7/09.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 11:17AM)
Ringo did Cups and Balls...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 9, 2009 12:06PM)
... with a twist for Tabman ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 01:05PM)
...whose beard shocked the world...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 9, 2009 04:20PM)
...because Bill, James and Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 04:47PM)
...all looked like the Beatles...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 05:27PM)
...of a different world performing...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Sep 9, 2009 06:36PM)
...in their magic yellow submarine...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 06:37PM)
...and spaceship called the Enterprise...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 07:38PM)
...next to the planet called...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 07:43PM)
...Pluto, with the wagging tail...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 07:46PM)
...going round, round and round.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 08:16PM)
Tabman did his famous bouncing...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 08:37PM)
...rubber ball magic trick at...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 9, 2009 09:32PM)
...the third moon of Jupiter...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 09:39PM)
...receiving a great response from...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 9, 2009 10:20PM)
...his friends at the Café.
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 9, 2009 10:40PM)
If only I could build...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 9, 2009 11:14PM)
...a good routine like Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 10, 2009 12:06AM)
...with a powderpuff, a lipstick...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 01:06AM)
...to keep his illusions shiney...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 04:29AM)
... after applying a coat of ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 04:38AM)
...the best and most expensive...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 04:51AM)
... crayon colors borrowed from Tabman.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 04:53AM)
Dynamike knows all types of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 04:57AM)
... worms found outside his home ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 05:12AM)
...because of his insect act...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 09:28AM)
... meant to impress Fr. Photius.

Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:40am
Jumbo playing cards were found ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 09:48AM)
...were in James' pocket, unpaid...
Message: Posted by: EventEntertainer (Sep 10, 2009 10:05AM)
...until a generous fellow made...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 10:14AM)
...$50 appear magically to pay...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 10, 2009 10:16AM)
...a part of the cost...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 10:21AM)
... and Dynamike paid the balance.

Posted: Sep 10, 2009 11:21am
Back at the Sahara desert ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 10, 2009 10:31AM)
Where there is plenty of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 10:40AM)
... magic rumors about magicians able ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 10, 2009 11:47AM)
...to leap tall buildings in...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 12:32PM)
... the blink of the eye ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 10, 2009 12:33PM)
..using gun powder and a...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 12:39PM)
... canon aimed towards the moon ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 10, 2009 12:45PM)
...Tabman's Human Canonball will be...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 12:49PM)
... announced very soon for pre-orders ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 10, 2009 12:57PM)
...after the demonstration at the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 01:00PM)
... TAOM magic convention in Texas.

Posted: Sep 10, 2009 2:00pm
Because the responses were phenomenal ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 03:27PM)
...is because Dynamike was performing.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 10, 2009 05:34PM)
When Dynamike isn't performing he....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 05:55PM)
...is still the best magician...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 10, 2009 07:41PM)
...hiding under the card table...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 10, 2009 07:45PM)
...with his top secret inventions...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 10, 2009 10:21PM)
...like the bright red TT...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 11:36PM)
... and two sticks of cigarettes.

Posted: Sep 11, 2009 12:37am
The Martians are still tracking ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 10, 2009 11:37PM)
...and the chrome sponge balls.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 10, 2009 11:38PM)
... for Dynamike who escaped them ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 02:09AM)
...with his creative sleight of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 11, 2009 10:08AM)
... foot techniques that stunned the ...

Posted: Sep 11, 2009 11:12am
... Martians and the Venusians because ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 11, 2009 10:19AM)
There are no green men...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 11, 2009 10:49AM)
...only green women with long...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 11, 2009 10:57AM)
...hair hanging from their armpits...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 11, 2009 01:27PM)
...with shrunken heads woven into...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 11, 2009 01:31PM)
...the hair with purple beads...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 11, 2009 02:03PM)
...and finger bones of large...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 03:35PM)
...plastic Lego like shaped wands...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 11, 2009 06:08PM)
...then suddenly Bill woke up...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 06:31PM)
...from having a magical dream...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 11, 2009 07:30PM)
...sleeping in the desert oasis.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 11, 2009 07:53PM)
...surrounded by 72 beautiful virgins...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 11, 2009 08:28PM)
...and three very ugly ones.
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 08:37PM)
Which goes to show you...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 11, 2009 09:03PM)
...magical dreams are made of
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 11, 2009 09:25PM)
Green aliens with armpit hair...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 09:45PM)
Braided and dripping of sweat...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 09:49PM)
...and tiny sticky blood pellets...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 09:51PM)
...that burst in my face...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 09:55PM)
...keeping my mind on magic...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 09:58PM)
...and my face dripping blood...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 09:59PM)
...much as a Lotta Bowl...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 10:01PM)
...the blood kept on coming...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 10:04PM)
...all over his magic outfit...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 11, 2009 10:47PM)
... and they turned slimy green ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 11:13PM)
...like Photius color changing beard...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 11:19PM)
...filled with millions of lice...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 11:25PM)
...and lots of flash paper...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 11, 2009 11:32PM)
... that burst into green flames ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 11:34PM)
...making the audience laugh loudly...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 11, 2009 11:40PM)
...waking the next door neighbors...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 11, 2009 11:57PM)
...to entertain all of them...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 12:23AM)
...with his new Chinese Sticks...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 12:45AM)
...he purchase from David Copperfield...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 03:13AM)
...for over a million dollars...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 05:49AM)
But that included a free...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 12, 2009 07:53AM)
...set of Ginzu kitchen knives.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 08:51AM)
... and one of tabman's books....
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 10:36AM)
...that were proof checked by...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 12, 2009 10:43AM)
...Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 12:22PM)
...while being entertained by Bill...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 12:35PM)
... Ligon and his corny jokes ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 12, 2009 12:44PM)
...Afterwards, James danced and sang...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 12:46PM)
... the birthday song to tabman ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 12, 2009 12:51PM)
...who appreciated the gesture mightily.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 12:58PM)
Meanwhile at the Martian Café ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 01:18PM)
...all the females loved Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 12, 2009 01:22PM)
..in his snazzy new threads...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 01:53PM)
... posting Martians and Venutian jokes ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 02:07PM)
...while giving him a lapdance...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 12, 2009 02:10PM)
... and making all kinds of ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 02:21PM)
...real cool finger manipulation moves...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 03:37PM)
...deep into his big nose...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 03:46PM)
...of steel coated fancy pliers...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 03:46PM)
Followed by cards from the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 03:48PM)
(nice try Joseph :))

...best of Dynamike quick hands...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 03:58PM)
...deep in another man's pants...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 03:59PM)
Only to find a tiny...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 04:01PM)
...corner from the selected card...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 04:02PM)
...the man has selected earlier...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 04:10PM)
...from a jar of pickles...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 04:31PM)
...Mumford ate out of earlier...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 04:33PM)
...before offering them to Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 04:47PM)
...who spit in the jar...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 04:51PM)
...which is typical Dynamike behaviour...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 05:04PM)
...as seen in Dynamike's shows...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 05:07PM)
...performed at old age homes...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 12, 2009 05:10PM)
...where Dynamike's audiences fall asleep...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 05:10PM)
...as well as new ones...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 05:13PM)
...which he is famous for...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 05:16PM)
...hypnotizing the spectators with ease...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 05:17PM)
...as he steals their wallets...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 12, 2009 05:22PM)
...they took from Mark Miller...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 05:29PM)
...to get money for rent...
Message: Posted by: msmaster (Sep 12, 2009 05:43PM)
...which went unpaid for years...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 12, 2009 05:45PM)
...while living under a bridge.
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 12, 2009 05:57PM)
A bridge over troubled waters...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 12, 2009 08:35PM)
...and the old terrible troll...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 12, 2009 08:46PM)
Who can palm as many...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:25AM)
... balls James made for him ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 13, 2009 12:30AM)
...and dream about the day...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:37AM)
... Bill Ligon can teach him ...

Posted: Sep 13, 2009 1:38am
... how to write corny jokes ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 01:49AM)
...and tell them in Spanish...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 13, 2009 02:28AM)
...to post on the Café...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 13, 2009 05:41AM)
So that your magic will...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 13, 2009 06:11AM)
...play to all crowds normally...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 10:33AM)
...intoxicated beyond belief on tequilla...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 13, 2009 10:51AM)
... si una mujer sintetica es...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 11:07AM)
...which means in other words...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 13, 2009 11:09AM)
...whatever happened to good showmanship?
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 11:13AM)
People are getting bored with...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 13, 2009 11:17AM)
...guys who copy Dynamike's act...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 11:18AM)
...like the great Mumford does...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 13, 2009 11:27AM)
...because he can't find any...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 11:35AM)
...good Angel bits to steal...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:06PM)
... but Dynamike's act will do ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 13, 2009 12:34PM)
...the best for all audiences...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:46PM)
... that are not watching movies ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 13, 2009 12:51PM)
...of his acting on television...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 12:55PM)
... broadcasted in Mars and Jupiter ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 13, 2009 01:32PM)
But somehow not on earth...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 01:39PM)
... was the magic competition hosted ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 01:41PM)
...by inbred circus people who...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 13, 2009 01:47PM)
...are the parents of Dynamike.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 13, 2009 01:49PM)
... captured three Martians magicians performing ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 01:51PM)
...intergalactic sex on each other...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 13, 2009 01:52PM)
...for the audience's entertainment pleasure...
Message: Posted by: noble1 (Sep 13, 2009 03:11PM)
...while they drank roughing fluid...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 03:51PM)
...and danced into the night...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 13, 2009 05:10PM)
...wearing shoes made of rare...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 05:11PM)
...dove feathers and magician's wax...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 13, 2009 09:09PM)
And four tiny red silks...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 13, 2009 09:37PM)
...and a mouse named Luigi.
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 13, 2009 09:39PM)
With egg bags for socks...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 13, 2009 10:21PM)
...and a bright orange hat...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 13, 2009 11:54PM)
...accompanied him whenever he decided...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 12:05AM)
...to busk on skid row...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 14, 2009 05:21AM)
...to entertain audiences of all...
Message: Posted by: Irfaan Kahan (Sep 14, 2009 05:47AM)
...with and without actual skidmarks...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 14, 2009 09:08AM)
...on the street in front...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 09:40AM)
... of the city garbage dump...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 14, 2009 10:35AM)
Where he performed the linking...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 14, 2009 10:49AM)
... rings with broken steering wheels ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 14, 2009 11:06AM)
...for the homeless magicians living...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 14, 2009 11:08AM)
... below the bridge next to ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 01:24PM)
...the home for aged magicians...
Message: Posted by: jay leslie (Sep 14, 2009 01:42PM)
Who can't pass anything except
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 01:52PM)
...for a lot of gas...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 14, 2009 02:36PM)
...which they bottle and sell...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 03:32PM)
...for the flamethrower match trick...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 14, 2009 05:02PM)
...that Dynamike invented when he...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 14, 2009 05:06PM)
...became a millionaire to everyone.
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 05:16PM)
He lost his millions, when...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 14, 2009 06:42PM)
...he decided to help the...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 14, 2009 06:50PM)
...the society of American transvestites...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 14, 2009 08:31PM)
... and put all his investments ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 14, 2009 09:14PM)
...into a Miller egg bag....
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 12:33AM)
...and lost in a swamp...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 15, 2009 12:51AM)
... full of alligators and crocodiles ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 02:15AM)
...who enjoy doing faro shuffles...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 15, 2009 02:48AM)
... and extreme card manipulation moves ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 03:43AM)
...while crocheting chop cup balls...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 15, 2009 10:16AM)
And polka dotted magic wands...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 10:26AM)
...while tripping the light fantastic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 15, 2009 10:32AM)
... so he can impress the ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 15, 2009 11:16AM)
...natives with his positive attitude.
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 15, 2009 11:31AM)
His last successful pass was...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 11:33AM)
...a very large kidney stone.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 15, 2009 12:36PM)
... along with some fake diamonds ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 12:46PM)
...actually the king of diamonds...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 01:34PM)
...and a large spiny lobster...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 02:35PM)
...escaped from a strait jacket...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 03:18PM)
...which was difficult, being wet...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 05:07PM)
...and covered in melted butter...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 05:22PM)
...but the taste was delicious...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 15, 2009 06:07PM)
And his silks were all...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 07:30PM)
...gone, but it didn't matter...
Message: Posted by: mumford (Sep 15, 2009 07:32PM)
...because he preferred fishnet briefs...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 15, 2009 07:34PM)
As part of his goldfish...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 07:34PM)
...and wore them with pride...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 07:35PM)
...which drove the girls wild...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 07:38PM)
...even more than the goldfish...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 15, 2009 07:39PM)
He did his Fig Newton...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 07:41PM)
...from inside his Volkswgen beetle...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 15, 2009 07:50PM)
To eat Sim Salad Bim...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 07:52PM)
..,and Sim screamed with passion...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 15, 2009 08:25PM)
Cause his coins were flashin...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 15, 2009 08:35PM)
...while Dynamike was cashing in.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 15, 2009 10:26PM)
Then Tabman produced an umbrella...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 15, 2009 11:09PM)
...using it for a parachute...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 15, 2009 11:38PM)
...but it didn't work and...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 15, 2009 11:46PM)
... 'Optimus Prime' came to rescue ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 16, 2009 10:39AM)
All his doves, but left...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 16, 2009 11:53AM)
...markmiller crumpled when Tabman landed...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 12:40PM)
...squarely on his bald head...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 01:40PM)
...filled with small tiny freckles...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 01:44PM)
... but he stood up and ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 01:55PM)
...and walked to Dynamike's house...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:00PM)
... and enjoy a delicious dinner ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:02PM)
...dealing with greasy soul food...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 16, 2009 02:06PM)
...which gave him the runs...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:09PM)
... with six packs of beer ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:10PM)
...when eating at his magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:12PM)
... buddy's get away secret hideout ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:15PM)
...doing the three card monte...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:17PM)
... with James and two chimpanzees ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:29PM)
...loosing all of their money...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 02:35PM)
... to a bald headed gorilla ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 16, 2009 02:38PM)
...doing what Dynamike taught him...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 02:45PM)
...while swinging from a trapeze...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 03:00PM)
... in a circus in Nevereverland ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 03:10PM)
...around the corner from Tabman's...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 03:12PM)
... beer drinking hideout near the ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 03:17PM)
...theater where he could be...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 16, 2009 03:21PM)
...performing if he were able...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 16, 2009 03:24PM)
... to talk and walk straight ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 16, 2009 03:51PM)
...instead he plans to try...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 04:36PM)
...manipulating eggs and large insects...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 16, 2009 04:40PM)
...vigorously between his butt cheeks...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 16, 2009 05:32PM)
...making sandwiches for all here.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 05:33PM)
Whoo! LOL!
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 16, 2009 05:36PM)
Markmiller seems especially preoccupied. ;)
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 16, 2009 05:47PM)
Nice of you to notice.

Posted: Sep 16, 2009 6:48pm
Bill and Tabman, five words?
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 16, 2009 07:10PM)
"Five Easy Pieces" by Tabman
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 16, 2009 08:22PM)
There's nothing left to say.
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 16, 2009 09:19PM)
When you're done, you're done.
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 16, 2009 09:25PM)
"Whoo! LOL" is five words.
Posted: Sep 16, 2009 10:26pm
Don't believe me? Count 'em!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 11:01AM)
It's five ... just counted them ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 17, 2009 11:18AM)
...out loud so we can...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 17, 2009 12:12PM)
...you're right, lost my calculator...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 17, 2009 12:29PM)
...down the toilet last night...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 02:16PM)
... right after my cold shower ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 17, 2009 02:41PM)
...shared with Siegfried and Roy...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 02:45PM)
... and with some white tigers ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 17, 2009 02:57PM)
..and a lion or two...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 17, 2009 06:57PM)
...now it can be told...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 17, 2009 07:06PM)
...water torture escape from shower...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 17, 2009 08:51PM)
...better than the movie PSYCHO
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 17, 2009 10:04PM)
... because of tigers and lions ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 17, 2009 11:10PM)
...the real story faded into...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 17, 2009 11:24PM)
...dreams of wolves crying "foul"...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 01:20AM)
... and the story captured in ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 18, 2009 01:53AM)
...fear and loathing on Mars...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 18, 2009 09:02AM)
...from magnetohydrodynamic ducks and marshmallows...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 09:39AM)
... monster captured by the ghost-busters ...
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 18, 2009 10:33AM)
What are you talking about?
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 10:47AM)
Giant marshmallows monster ... ghost-busters .... haven't you seen the Ghost Busters movie? That's where I got the idea from :bg: Besides being a Café addict I am also a movie and cartoon addict :lol:
Message: Posted by: markmiller (Sep 18, 2009 01:00PM)
Which leads me to believe...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 18, 2009 01:15PM)
...that marshmallows are not real...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 18, 2009 02:59PM)
But magic is as real...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 18, 2009 03:01PM)
...as unicorns and purple elephants...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 06:48PM)
...riding on top of Photius'...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 18, 2009 07:12PM)
Trailer pulled by his pickup
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 07:20PM)
...clown wagon with magic tires...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:21PM)
... that can float in the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 08:23PM)
...Magic Castle on any day...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:30PM)
... except Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 08:32PM)
...because he did the beard...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:37PM)
... to white monkey trick to ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 08:41PM)
...an old looking billy goat...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:43PM)
... that ran away from the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 08:45PM)
...smell of gas when farting...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 18, 2009 08:47PM)
... with a loud boom noise ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 09:04PM)
...underneath Photius color changing beard...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 18, 2009 10:23PM)
Fluff, fluff, fluff, poof, poof
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 18, 2009 10:27PM)
...changing colors all day long...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 19, 2009 05:33AM)
When it finally changed into...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 19, 2009 06:22AM)
...a big fake diamond ring...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 19, 2009 06:23AM)
Which Dynamike placed on his...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 19, 2009 06:27AM)
...ex-girlfriend's neck hoping to get...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 19, 2009 08:51AM)
...this thread back to magic.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 19, 2009 10:44AM)
Now its magic time again ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 19, 2009 10:57AM)
...because our Dynamike is back...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 19, 2009 02:22PM)
...that's better than his front...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 19, 2009 06:37PM)
And he will now perform...
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 19, 2009 07:27PM)
Motor City linking piston rings
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 19, 2009 09:37PM)
...where every ring's a key.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 19, 2009 10:17PM)
... and because they are oily ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 19, 2009 10:51PM)
...he called them Slippery Sam...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 19, 2009 11:02PM)
...and the Oil Can Eight...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 20, 2009 05:08AM)
...that all magicians really love.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 20, 2009 05:43AM)
And then he tried performing...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 20, 2009 05:45AM)
...his magic on the Café...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 20, 2009 06:08AM)
But instead, he found himself...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 20, 2009 07:51AM)
... posting away to annoy Dynamike ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 20, 2009 09:48AM)
Who tried to link his...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 20, 2009 10:22AM)
... 101 rings for the Martians ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 20, 2009 10:50AM)
...and the Saturnian creepy-crawlies...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 20, 2009 12:26PM)
...were only in his imagination!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 20, 2009 01:49PM)
Bill Ligon was really surprised ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 20, 2009 02:21PM)
...when James Tong appeared suddenly...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 20, 2009 02:26PM)
...in Dynamike's new Modern Cabinet....
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 20, 2009 02:48PM)
...and Tabman clapped and cheered...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 20, 2009 03:19PM)
...when Bill and James sudenlly...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 20, 2009 05:57PM)
..produced a large white horse...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 20, 2009 06:12PM)
...ridden by Howard Thurston and...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 20, 2009 07:25PM)
...Napoleon Bonapart riding sidesaddle behind...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 20, 2009 09:42PM)
..Dynamike on his vintage Harley.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 20, 2009 10:32PM)
That is a good story ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 20, 2009 11:50PM)
...Told quietly by James Tong...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 21, 2009 08:46AM)
... to Tabman and Bill Ligon ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 21, 2009 10:32AM)
...On a dark, stormy night...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 21, 2009 10:54AM)
...around a campfire near the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 21, 2009 11:07AM)
... cosy corner of Tabman's workshop ..
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 21, 2009 11:33AM)
...drinking moonshine and eating bbq...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 21, 2009 11:35AM)
... and performing different chop cups ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 21, 2009 01:34PM)
...and inventing new card tricks...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 21, 2009 02:46PM)
I'll have more moonshine, please.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 21, 2009 03:15PM)
...ask and ye shall receive!...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 21, 2009 03:30PM)
But please hold the olive...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 21, 2009 05:02PM)
I don't want a martini!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 21, 2009 09:03PM)
Just two glasses of moonshine ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 21, 2009 11:00PM)
But skip the beans, they make you....
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 21, 2009 11:16PM)
...do mathematical card tricks using...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 22, 2009 05:01AM)
... giant Svengali decks sold by ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 22, 2009 05:04AM)
Some guy walking down the street with a big red....
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 22, 2009 08:39AM)
...sign saying "Gimme Five Words"...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 22, 2009 10:40AM)
Five, no more, no less.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 22, 2009 10:50AM)
...then he begain to levitate...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 22, 2009 11:25AM)
... with the FIVE WORDS signage ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 22, 2009 04:19PM)
...and tumble and turn around...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 22, 2009 05:22PM)
...suddenly his trouser cuff caught...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 22, 2009 05:38PM)
In his thumb thumb tip and...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 22, 2009 07:54PM)
...he fell ass over teakettle...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 22, 2009 08:48PM)
...a talking teakettle, it was...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 22, 2009 11:58PM)
... and covered with pink silk ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 23, 2009 08:42AM)
...made by Bob Sanders Dovelite...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 23, 2009 09:22AM)
... highly recommended by Café members ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 23, 2009 10:21AM)
Ma and Pa Kettle, inventors.
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 23, 2009 10:25AM)
Who says magic is not ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 23, 2009 12:27PM)
...only creative but it is...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 23, 2009 01:21PM)
...a heck of a lot...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 23, 2009 02:08PM)
...easier than rocket science except...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 23, 2009 03:13PM)
...except for the hard parts...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 23, 2009 04:17PM)
...but with practice and dedication...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 23, 2009 04:37PM)
(Oops, I repeated "except")

...you, too can do magic...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 23, 2009 07:17PM)
...if you develop your personality...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 23, 2009 10:26PM)
...and behave on stage as...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 23, 2009 10:33PM)
Cool as you possibly can
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 23, 2009 11:07PM)
...and wear a funny hat...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 24, 2009 04:03AM)
...while juggling clubs and scarves...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 09:16AM)
All at the same time
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 11:41AM)
... so the audience can accept ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 24, 2009 12:59PM)
...practice and a funny hat...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 01:23PM)
... that is shaped like a ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 24, 2009 01:31PM)
...part of a female's body.
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 24, 2009 02:57PM)
Which perfectly fits in the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 24, 2009 03:09PM)
... an assistant's high heeled shoe...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 24, 2009 03:14PM)
Where it can change into...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:19PM)
... a very weird looking soft ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 24, 2009 03:19PM)
Big toe with a magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:21PM)
... symbol printed red in color ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 03:26PM)
Right across the nail's edge
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:29PM)
... so he can impress his ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 03:31PM)
Booking agents newest talentless act
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:32PM)
... so he can work at ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 03:34PM)
All the sleezy night spots
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:35PM)
... in exchange for food stamps ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 03:37PM)
Which are concidered very valuable
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:41PM)
... for magicians who post frequently ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 03:44PM)
On this magic forum site
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:46PM)
... which is why he never ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 03:49PM)
Could get anything else done
Message: Posted by: MagicBus (Sep 24, 2009 03:53PM)
... ate only Racherbaumer's synergistic sandwiches...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 03:57PM)
[quote]
On 2009-09-24 16:49, greatscott wrote:
Could get anything else done
[/quote]

... properly to get the attention ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 04:00PM)
Of the audience he desired

(thank you James. I didn't know where to go with the other entry)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 04:05PM)
(I couldn't either. That's why I chose yours :bg: )

... so he can bore them ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 04:08PM)
Completely to tears, even though
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 04:09PM)
... he is paid very highly ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 04:10PM)
Although he doesn't really deserve
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 04:11PM)
... the attention of the girls ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 04:13PM)
But he's glad he gets
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 04:18PM)
... to date the red head ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 04:23PM)
Because they are the ones
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 04:27PM)
... that are crazy over magicians ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 24, 2009 04:29PM)
For who knows what reason
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 24, 2009 04:43PM)
... they have to like magic ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 24, 2009 05:36PM)
...and to like tricky things...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 24, 2009 05:59PM)
..and call it "turning tricks"...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 24, 2009 06:09PM)
...the song [i]Turn, Turn, Turn[/i]...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 24, 2009 09:00PM)
...was written about those trick...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 24, 2009 10:54PM)
...performing red headed professional girls...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 24, 2009 11:59PM)
...and a red headed stranger...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 25, 2009 12:50AM)
... who is drooling at the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 25, 2009 03:14AM)
...big stage during James' performance...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 25, 2009 05:08AM)
Not waiting any longer for...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 25, 2009 05:24AM)
... James to show his balls ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 25, 2009 05:46AM)
Of many colors to his...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 08:54AM)
...camel, Clyde, while Ray Stevens...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 25, 2009 10:01AM)
... test out the pink balls ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 11:03AM)
...while singing "The Streak" as...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 25, 2009 11:58AM)
...Dynamike does his rap songs...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 01:31PM)
...to some beats from Bill...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 25, 2009 03:42PM)
Beets? I don't like beets.
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 04:04PM)
...and so went the evening!...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 25, 2009 05:14PM)
...all awry as rye bread...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 06:44PM)
...with corned beef and cabbage...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 25, 2009 07:57PM)
And an egg bag egg...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 09:07PM)
...Dynamike kindly fed the multitudes ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 25, 2009 09:26PM)
Until they could eat no
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 25, 2009 11:13PM)
...cornpones, moon pies, RC Cola...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 25, 2009 11:31PM)
...Dynamike deftly handled the crowd...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 26, 2009 05:38AM)
Some pink magic barf bags...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 26, 2009 10:07AM)
... that advertises the Magic Café ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 26, 2009 10:14AM)
..then he handled not handed...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 26, 2009 10:19AM)
... the redheads with so much ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 26, 2009 12:11PM)
... vigor he almost broke his ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 26, 2009 07:38PM)
Left thumb trying to get...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 26, 2009 08:32PM)
...the Zombie gimmick unscrewed from...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 26, 2009 08:36PM)
...the bedpost where he keeps...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 26, 2009 09:30PM)
...his money belt and his...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 27, 2009 05:45AM)
Beautiful hand crafted set of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 27, 2009 10:52AM)
... James Tong's specially designed balls ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 27, 2009 12:40PM)
...that fit between your fingers...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 27, 2009 09:41PM)
...and between all your toes...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 27, 2009 11:11PM)
...and the ten foot pole...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 06:14AM)
...people think is a wand...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 08:42AM)
... made of very soft sponges ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 28, 2009 10:30AM)
...plus algae and some kelp...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 10:47AM)
... that are high in proteins ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 10:51AM)
...perfect for emergency desert rations...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 10:56AM)
... for magicians performing in Afghanistan ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 11:00AM)
...and specializing in bullet catching...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 11:03AM)
... and also appearing from caves ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 11:19AM)
...I use to perform at...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 11:21AM)
...from behind rocks, and inside...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 28, 2009 12:27PM)
... wet, bloody and muddy trenches ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 01:19PM)
... but when he woke up ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 03:58PM)
...James appeared from no where...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 04:18PM)
..with sandwiches and coffee for...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 28, 2009 05:33PM)
...everyone, including the Masked Moron...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 28, 2009 05:33PM)
For only $10 and....
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 05:41PM)
...change, Dynamike and James went...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 28, 2009 06:50PM)
...on a magic carpet ride...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 28, 2009 07:15PM)
And wound up in the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 07:21PM)
...huge house of David Copperfield...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Sep 28, 2009 07:48PM)
Where they were treated to...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 08:30PM)
...the prettiest assistants of all...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 09:35PM)
...who handed them the props....
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 28, 2009 09:39PM)
That they needed to work
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 28, 2009 09:55PM)
...on for a big audience...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 28, 2009 11:46PM)
...Suddenly the assistants transformed into...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 29, 2009 09:05AM)
Very large, and rabbid rabbits
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 29, 2009 09:25AM)
...who looked suspiciously like Doug...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 29, 2009 10:31AM)
...Henning when he is smiling...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 29, 2009 10:59AM)
... childishly at Dynamike and Tabman ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 29, 2009 11:15AM)
...while James Tong whirls dirvishly...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 29, 2009 11:16AM)
... so he can impress those ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 29, 2009 12:06PM)
Who've been impressed before him

Posted: Sep 29, 2009 1:06pm
And forgive us our card...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 29, 2009 02:28PM)
...trimmers and other magic apparatus...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 29, 2009 03:36PM)
...and give us our daily...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 29, 2009 04:30PM)
Bath in cold water from...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 29, 2009 08:14PM)
...all the low income areas...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 29, 2009 08:52PM)
... who are eager to watch ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 29, 2009 09:14PM)
As we fall flat on
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 29, 2009 09:21PM)
...the rear portion of our...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 29, 2009 09:42PM)
Perfomance tables. Even though we
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 29, 2009 10:14PM)
...we rarely make mistakes we...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 12:18AM)
...see others make on tv...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 30, 2009 08:01AM)
...except for Dynamike, who never...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Sep 30, 2009 09:07AM)
Takes the chance on appearing
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 30, 2009 09:25AM)
...anywhere but his own livingroom...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 09:27AM)
... to perform for his pets ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 10:23AM)
...and all his cute girlfriends...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 30, 2009 10:23AM)
..and his friends on television...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 10:35AM)
...who were all female dancers...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 11:34AM)
... contracted from James Tong's services ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 11:52AM)
(LOL)

...that went out of business...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 11:59AM)
... for the entire week the ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 12:02PM)
...tsunami left a big disaster...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 12:09PM)
... some 500 hundred miles away ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 12:10PM)
...from Dynamike's last magic act...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 12:14PM)
... before he decides to retire ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 12:22PM)
... and taking James' tong services...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 30, 2009 12:37PM)
...back to Malasia where the...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 30, 2009 01:51PM)
...people refuse to watch Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Sep 30, 2009 02:02PM)
...without wearing his sexy outfits...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Sep 30, 2009 06:36PM)
That the girls gave him....
Message: Posted by: tabman (Sep 30, 2009 06:47PM)
...along with giving him the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Sep 30, 2009 09:46PM)
... basket of rotten red apples ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Sep 30, 2009 10:34PM)
...and some slum magic tricks...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 12:26AM)
... knocked off from recycled materials ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 1, 2009 04:42AM)
That you can find at
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 10:31AM)
... the "Now that's funny" threads ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 10:37AM)
...Dynamike is wearing in his...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 10:41AM)
... best looking pink color costume ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 10:57AM)
...dealing three card monte outside....
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 12:51PM)
... the magic castle's back entrance ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 01:11PM)
...for Max Maven and his...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 01:13PM)
... moonshine drinking buddies that are ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 01:27PM)
... always hanging around with Max ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 1, 2009 02:26PM)
When he tours the magic
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 1, 2009 03:36PM)
Threads on magic Café, but
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 1, 2009 03:52PM)
...still getting kisses from ladies...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 1, 2009 05:01PM)
Whilst watching Jimbos act http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlYElpxIx7E&feature=related

(I think that link counts as one word. lol)
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 1, 2009 05:21PM)
Through very thick lens glasses
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 05:55PM)
... to avoid being burned by ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 1, 2009 08:01PM)
A faulty cheap fire wallet...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 09:04PM)
... that only lights when the ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 1, 2009 09:17PM)
... audience are not around to ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 1, 2009 09:34PM)
... witness the firey spectacle because ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 2, 2009 04:33AM)
The doors were locked, so...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 07:33AM)
... the magician decide to have ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 2, 2009 09:42AM)
... his show on the street ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 2, 2009 09:53AM)
...to entertain dogs and cats...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 2, 2009 10:24AM)
...and the whole magic Café...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 2, 2009 10:54AM)
... held prisoner on the roof ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 11:15AM)
... of Las Vegas Mirage Hotel ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 2, 2009 12:58PM)
In the pouring down rain
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 2, 2009 01:42PM)
...with rainbows and large puddles...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 2, 2009 01:49PM)
Gathering all around his feet
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 2, 2009 03:14PM)
... until a sudden bolt of ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 2, 2009 04:53PM)
...black lightning came down striking...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 2, 2009 05:00PM)
... the magician unconscious; down; comatose ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 2, 2009 06:21PM)
But his rabbit and Doves
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 2, 2009 06:31PM)
...turned white from the lightning...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 09:26PM)
... strike but they decided to ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 2, 2009 09:31PM)
... stick around and wait for ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 09:34PM)
... their turn to perform the ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 2, 2009 09:36PM)
Wonderful levitation of the magician's
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 09:59PM)
... latest grand illusion known as ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 2, 2009 10:04PM)
The levtating box of doom !!!!
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 2, 2009 10:06PM)
Meanwhile at the Sahara desert ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 2, 2009 10:34PM)
... the greatest magicians gather around ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 3, 2009 04:35AM)
To say farewell to the....
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 3, 2009 06:05AM)
Last of the super great...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 3, 2009 09:12AM)
Prstidigitators of the 20th century
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 3, 2009 09:21AM)
...as Dynamike steps up re-creating...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 3, 2009 09:26AM)
His biggest all time flop
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 09:50AM)
...The Incredible Linking Pizza Slices...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 3, 2009 10:28AM)
With all the magic ingredients...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 3, 2009 12:17PM)
... that will turn off the ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 3, 2009 02:09PM)
Students of strong card sleights...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 3, 2009 02:10PM)
...who do not know anything...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 3, 2009 02:11PM)
And the coin men too
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 03:10PM)
...who can't palm a pizza...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 3, 2009 03:45PM)
... in those big, meaty paws ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 3, 2009 04:38PM)
Because to back palm pizzas...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 05:13PM)
...means you need extra cheese...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 3, 2009 05:52PM)
... and that "something extra" when ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 07:03PM)
...you show back and front...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 3, 2009 08:50PM)
Of the pizza box top
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 3, 2009 08:59PM)
... before revealing that you really ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 09:08PM)
...don't like anchovies at all...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 3, 2009 09:12PM)
But, for the sake of
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 3, 2009 09:24PM)
... magicians everywhere, you ate them ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 09:24PM)
...the spectators' extremely hostile sensibilities...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 3, 2009 09:25PM)
... gave you cause to reject ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 3, 2009 09:28PM)
(Disregard my last post. We posted at the same time.)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 3, 2009 10:54PM)
... buying the pizza box trick ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 4, 2009 12:52AM)
...when you can make your own...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 4, 2009 06:10AM)
Out of stale pizza crusts...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 4, 2009 09:26AM)
And soggy, old anchovie paste
Message: Posted by: lebowski (Oct 4, 2009 09:50AM)
And it tastes like Dominos
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 4, 2009 10:36AM)
... that was left over for ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 4, 2009 10:41AM)
...making the spots on dominoes...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 4, 2009 11:55AM)
...being made in a ghetto...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 4, 2009 12:38PM)
... specially for the Café members ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 4, 2009 02:50PM)
...who are out of money...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 4, 2009 03:18PM)
Because they listened to the...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 4, 2009 04:14PM)
...one and only Great Joseph...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 4, 2009 06:20PM)
... who suggested they all buy ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 4, 2009 06:33PM)
...real estate and Chrysler stock...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 4, 2009 09:51PM)
... and to make matter worse ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 4, 2009 10:21PM)
In these really bad times...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 4, 2009 10:24PM)
They sold the stock cheap
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 4, 2009 11:04PM)
... which is the main reason ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 01:25AM)
... he has to perform the ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 5, 2009 03:48AM)
Misers dream with a plastic....
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 5, 2009 09:39AM)
Hospital bed pan, but he
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 5, 2009 10:08AM)
... wore the hospital gown backwards ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 5, 2009 11:14AM)
...because his doctor's a man...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 12:33PM)
... who is highly interested in ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 5, 2009 01:02PM)
...something that is very private...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 01:13PM)
... but known by all the ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 5, 2009 01:28PM)
... rest of the doctors as ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 5, 2009 04:48PM)
Doctor Giggles, the great magical
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 5, 2009 05:30PM)
...professional happy masked male magician...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 5, 2009 06:01PM)
Who can pull something from....
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 5, 2009 06:47PM)
...your wallet without your knowledge...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 5, 2009 07:12PM)
Even if you look at
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 5, 2009 09:25PM)
... his hands very closely and ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 5, 2009 10:32PM)
... try to catch him in ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 6, 2009 12:02AM)
...a net full of thorns...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 6, 2009 08:48AM)
... but they always miss him ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 6, 2009 09:24AM)
To each ones utter disbelief
Message: Posted by: MagicalMarcus (Oct 6, 2009 09:27AM)
His magic woffle dust appears
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 6, 2009 09:28AM)
And levitates the whole crowd
Message: Posted by: MagicalMarcus (Oct 6, 2009 09:29AM)
His magic woffle dust appears
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 6, 2009 09:33AM)
(sme line twice Marcus?)

and the crowd still levitates
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 6, 2009 09:53AM)
... and enjoyed it very much ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 6, 2009 10:19AM)
... then the Magic Police arrested ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 6, 2009 10:53AM)
... the person who did the ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 6, 2009 11:31AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-06 10:23, MagicalMarcus wrote:
Whilst he's shaking his magic wand
[/quote]
Marcus that's six words not 5... lol.

Posted: Oct 6, 2009 12:31pm
Sweeping up of the woofle
Message: Posted by: ERIC (Oct 6, 2009 12:27PM)
Dust because it was not
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 6, 2009 01:12PM)
The neatest effect in his
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 6, 2009 03:43PM)
... show, that's why they always ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 6, 2009 06:31PM)
...pulled money out of the...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 6, 2009 08:22PM)
Green thumb tip followed by...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 6, 2009 08:24PM)
...a large, colorful Japanese parasol...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 6, 2009 09:00PM)
Direct from the show of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 6, 2009 09:04PM)
... 'The Great Tongini' who likes ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 6, 2009 09:49PM)
...his best friend named Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 6, 2009 09:57PM)
To do ALL the dirty
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 6, 2009 10:56PM)
... laundry after the show because ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 7, 2009 09:56AM)
That's what he does best
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 10:21AM)
... and also he gives away ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 7, 2009 10:38AM)
...nickles and dimes to kids...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 11:05AM)
... who are jobless magicians with ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 7, 2009 11:15AM)
... kid disguises on because they ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 11:18AM)
... are taking advantage on Dynamike ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 7, 2009 11:21AM)
... who is a kind soul ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 11:23AM)
... with a passion for explosive ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 7, 2009 12:51PM)
Diarreah. But, that is another
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 7, 2009 02:15PM)
...thing we magicians have to...
Message: Posted by: Rockabilly (Oct 7, 2009 02:46PM)
Learn to live with ourselves

Posted: Oct 7, 2009 4:44pm
...kind of like Criss Angel...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 7, 2009 04:46PM)
Who claims to have invented
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 7, 2009 07:54PM)
The key to the fountain ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 7, 2009 08:07PM)
...of the overflowing toilet trick...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 7, 2009 08:14PM)
With the linking toilet seats...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 7, 2009 09:33PM)
...the masked moron alway performs...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 7, 2009 09:55PM)
...poorly as always, of course...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 7, 2009 09:57PM)
Unless he in knee high
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 7, 2009 10:09PM)
... in the mangrove swamps in ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 7, 2009 10:13PM)
His own backyard. However he
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 7, 2009 10:40PM)
...has nothing better to do...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 8, 2009 07:47AM)
... since his pet monkey gave ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 8, 2009 09:15AM)
Birth to a walrus today
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 09:37AM)
...wearing pink trousers and eyeglasses...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 8, 2009 09:38AM)
... he tried hard to impress ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 8, 2009 12:40PM)
Three small ants who were
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 07:44PM)
...waiting in line to tour...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 8, 2009 07:55PM)
With the Dynamike ring show...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 8, 2009 08:57PM)
... a three ring circus from ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 09:00PM)
...north of the arctic circle...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 8, 2009 09:14PM)
... where using a "cold deck" is ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 09:17PM)
...often appropriate in certain circumstances...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 8, 2009 09:25PM)
... but it works for the ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 8, 2009 09:32PM)
Vanishing polar bear trick, especially
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 8, 2009 09:35PM)
... the huge fella from the ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 8, 2009 09:45PM)
... Magic Land of Alakazam where ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 8, 2009 09:49PM)
Nothing is ever what you
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 8, 2009 10:12PM)
...expected in the first place...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 8, 2009 10:38PM)
... except for Rebo the Clown ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 9, 2009 08:56AM)
Who is always on cue
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 9, 2009 09:12AM)
...and knows exactly how to...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 9, 2009 09:15AM)
Wow the crowd into a
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 9, 2009 12:13PM)
... constructive discussion with magicians from ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 9, 2009 12:32PM)
All areas of the worldg
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 9, 2009 12:33PM)
...including Dynamike's side of town...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 9, 2009 12:36PM)
Which unfortunately is the slums
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 9, 2009 12:45PM)
... so Batman can make a ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 9, 2009 12:56PM)
... few bucks selling his lecture ...
Message: Posted by: msmaster (Oct 9, 2009 01:27PM)
...to Italian eskimos in Hawaii...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 9, 2009 02:08PM)
... and offering his autographs to ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 9, 2009 05:22PM)
Rabbits, doves, ducks and some.....
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 9, 2009 06:00PM)
Emus. they are always grateful
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 9, 2009 07:58PM)
... and wonder when the story ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 9, 2009 09:31PM)
...will begin to make sense...
Message: Posted by: feher (Oct 9, 2009 09:46PM)
Because its getting late in....
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 10, 2009 05:34AM)
The year, so we have...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 08:10AM)
... some time to plan for ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 10, 2009 09:49AM)
The best show that you ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 10:19AM)
... would like to perform for ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 10, 2009 10:41AM)
...an audience of Café denizens...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 10, 2009 10:45AM)
... invited to the desert where ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 12:34PM)
... they learn how to make ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 10, 2009 01:16PM)
... origami birds ala Robert Harbin ......
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 10, 2009 03:34PM)
..and some funny looking green...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 10, 2009 06:41PM)
Hats, with orange and yellow
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 10, 2009 06:41PM)
...monkeys that look a lot...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 10, 2009 09:25PM)
... like those used for busking ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 10, 2009 10:42PM)
... by the great buskers like ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 10, 2009 11:32PM)
...Father Photius, on weekdays only...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 11, 2009 02:39AM)
... and accompanied by Dynamike who ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 11, 2009 06:01AM)
...can actually link 100 separate...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 11, 2009 09:41AM)
... camels into a desert caravan ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 11, 2009 09:54AM)
But only before they drink
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 11, 2009 10:23AM)
... moonshine sold at Tabman's Inn ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 11, 2009 12:38PM)
...then they just want to ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 11, 2009 12:57PM)
... sit around talking to Tabman ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 11, 2009 01:09PM)
... and help run the still ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 11, 2009 01:29PM)
And quiet inn's front desk
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 11, 2009 01:48PM)
... so he can have a good ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 11, 2009 01:58PM)
Time with his friends,but
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 11, 2009 02:52PM)
... never forgetting the magicians in ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 11, 2009 04:35PM)
...the jungles of Central America...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 11, 2009 05:52PM)
Who made all this possible
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 11, 2009 07:08PM)
When his elephant fell and
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 11, 2009 09:01PM)
...broke the still, spilling the...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 11, 2009 09:11PM)
Jungle juice all over the
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 11, 2009 10:55PM)
... props on the front desk ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 12, 2009 02:50AM)
...that belongs to someone else...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 12, 2009 04:58AM)
In the magic Café forum...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 12, 2009 07:38AM)
... but as the story continues ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 12, 2009 09:05AM)
...James came to the rescue...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 12, 2009 10:19AM)
... with the excellent help of ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 12, 2009 10:20AM)
With his mighty magic wand
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 12, 2009 10:26AM)
... unexpected things happen to others ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 12, 2009 10:50AM)
... but never to Magician James ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 12, 2009 12:48PM)
...since he expects the unexpected...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 12, 2009 12:51PM)
... but the audiences are surprised ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 12, 2009 01:34PM)
When he vanishes before their
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 12, 2009 02:50PM)
...eyes in a puff of...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 12, 2009 06:11PM)
Magic dust taken from his...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 12, 2009 07:54PM)
...well worn long john underwear...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 12, 2009 08:21PM)
To sprinkle on all the
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 12, 2009 11:28PM)
...little children in the audience...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 13, 2009 06:13AM)
To keep them nice and
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 13, 2009 10:03AM)
...quiet while they try to...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 13, 2009 11:40AM)
... think why he is wearing ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 13, 2009 08:53PM)
... a motorcycle jacket and his ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 13, 2009 09:00PM)
Wifes tight long leather boots
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 13, 2009 09:03PM)
... and underwear from the outside ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 13, 2009 09:08PM)
Of James Tongs nice bathroom
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 13, 2009 09:19PM)
... that is packed full of ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 13, 2009 09:20PM)
...and the kitchen dinette set...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 13, 2009 09:21PM)
Fuzzy pink bunnies that want
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 13, 2009 09:21PM)
... that have been used for ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 13, 2009 09:26PM)
...different words in Photius' prayers...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 13, 2009 09:27PM)
So we can all sleep
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 13, 2009 09:28PM)
... on the way home from ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 13, 2009 09:29PM)
... kindly on each other's laps...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 14, 2009 05:15AM)
[quote]
On 2009-10-13 22:28, tabman wrote:
... on the way home from ...
[/quote]

(simultaneous posting and I am using this one)

... a great moonshine drinking party ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 14, 2009 10:59AM)
... where the 60 proof shine ....
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 14, 2009 12:30PM)
Is not strong enough to
Message: Posted by: Rockabilly (Oct 14, 2009 12:35PM)
Strip the paint off walls
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 14, 2009 12:43PM)
Which is what we all
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 14, 2009 02:03PM)
...do when we're waiting for...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 14, 2009 02:56PM)
... Dynamike to drop by with ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 14, 2009 03:09PM)
...all of his gold bling...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 14, 2009 03:09PM)
The REAL hard, and magical
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 14, 2009 03:28PM)
...stuff that only Dynamike can...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 14, 2009 03:35PM)
Wear because nobody else wants
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 14, 2009 08:30PM)
... to try on those lingerie ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 14, 2009 09:47PM)
With all their frilly lace
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 14, 2009 10:42PM)
... and leather suspenders that hold ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 14, 2009 11:19PM)
...fancy stockings on his legs...
Message: Posted by: Rockabilly (Oct 15, 2009 04:00AM)
...but to each his own...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 09:14AM)
Is what we tell him
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 09:27AM)
... but he insist on wearing ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 09:36AM)
A lace bra while juggling
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 15, 2009 09:37AM)
... because he is preoccupied with ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 09:39AM)
Keeping the audience attention however
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 09:41AM)
... Dynamike jumped on the stage ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 15, 2009 09:42AM)
... and with a mighty flourish ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 09:44AM)
The leather and lace vanished
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 09:45AM)
... the stage crashed under him ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 09:48AM)
And all the audience left
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 09:51AM)
... to have a couple of ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 09:53AM)
Expressos before the next show
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 09:57AM)
... introducing the dancing pink elephants ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 10:00AM)
With tiny purple tutus on
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 10:04AM)
... bright chromed tiny roller skates ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 10:06AM)
And tall colorful feathers on
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 10:08AM)
... each of their tiny hats ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 15, 2009 10:16AM)
... I vowed never drink moonshine ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 10:18AM)
... or you will have weird ...
Message: Posted by: SilvaAce (Oct 15, 2009 10:31AM)
And uncontrollable urges to
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 15, 2009 10:45AM)
...dance like a rollerskating elephant...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 11:12AM)
... in bright pink costumes that ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 15, 2009 11:47AM)
...Dynamike assistants like to wear...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 11:54AM)
... but James does not agree ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 15, 2009 12:07PM)
...a magician should wear pants...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 12:13PM)
On his head while he
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 12:33PM)
... is eating dinner at a ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 15, 2009 01:03PM)
... Greek restaurant on the isle ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:08PM)
... so he can learn from ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:09PM)
Jimbo's problems with wind and
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 01:13PM)
Water rushing all around him
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:15PM)
... so he can cool himself ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:18PM)
Down with a towel and
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:20PM)
... from inside the substitution trunk ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:21PM)
Take a shower in hot
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 15, 2009 01:24PM)
... lava proving once and for ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:24PM)
... volcanic lava oozing out from ,,,
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:26PM)
In between the cheeks of
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:29PM)
... one of Dynamike's white rabbits ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:30PM)
Where he had been eating
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:32PM)
... all the left over lemons ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:33PM)
From the lava in lemon..
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:35PM)
... trick Jimbo was performing for ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 01:36PM)
Trick that everyone loves so
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:37PM)
Dynamikes new web page video
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:38PM)
... that only excites the old ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:40PM)
Guys and gals who book
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:42PM)
... Dynamike's services specially to do ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:44PM)
The old vanishing walking stick
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 15, 2009 01:46PM)
... that is painted orange color ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 15, 2009 01:52PM)
To match the paper he
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 15, 2009 02:09PM)
...always uses to wipe himself...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 02:20PM)
Oh, did we mention the
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 15, 2009 03:51PM)
...animals playing round the props...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 04:48PM)
That get tangled in the
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 15, 2009 07:39PM)
...bottom of a large blue...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 15, 2009 07:45PM)
And pink striped tophat, which
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 15, 2009 07:49PM)
...vanished with a snap of...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 15, 2009 09:26PM)
... ginger cooked into cookies by ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 15, 2009 09:50PM)
...Master Chef James Tong who...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 01:57AM)
... laughs hysterically whenever he cooks ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 16, 2009 05:20AM)
Welsh rabbit with some magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 07:16AM)
... concoction that burst into flames ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 16, 2009 09:16AM)
Just before it is finished
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 16, 2009 10:10AM)
...and destroys dinner, kitchen, and...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 10:43AM)
... the unfinished zig zag lady ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 16, 2009 11:42AM)
... Jay Leslie dropped off in ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 11:53AM)
... front of the magic castle ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 16, 2009 11:55AM)
... where Magician Tong strapped his ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 12:04PM)
... card holster around his ankle ..
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 16, 2009 02:49PM)
... and loaded his deck with ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 16, 2009 05:19PM)
Silks and thumb tips for
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 16, 2009 09:32PM)
Easy access during his act
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 09:39PM)
... so he can focus on ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 16, 2009 09:50PM)
His pink parasol production that
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 16, 2009 09:56PM)
... was hidden just below the ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 16, 2009 10:32PM)
Waistband of his faded underwear
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 16, 2009 11:37PM)
...that he washed every day...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 17, 2009 12:05AM)
... and only wore on special...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 17, 2009 05:21AM)
...trips to the largest magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 06:37AM)
... picnic Tabman organizes at the ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 17, 2009 09:12AM)
..base of the largest mountain ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 17, 2009 09:25AM)
... in Peru because the water ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 11:33AM)
... is excellent for cool parties ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 17, 2009 11:59AM)
... and distilling excellent tasting moonshine ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 12:02PM)
... and after a few glasses ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 17, 2009 12:05PM)
...you don't care about water...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 12:06PM)
... and start ripping off your ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 17, 2009 12:11PM)
... companions wallets and watches, tossing ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 17, 2009 12:14PM)
...them into a deep cave...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 17, 2009 12:17PM)
... where DynaMike is waiting to ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 17, 2009 01:06PM)
..add them to his website...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 17, 2009 06:09PM)
So he can brag about
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 17, 2009 06:15PM)
The very huge collection of
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 17, 2009 06:18PM)
Brightly coloured socks he has
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 17, 2009 07:11PM)
Tied around both of his
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 09:46PM)
... overgrown thumbs so he can ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 17, 2009 09:49PM)
Properly perform his sleight of
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 17, 2009 09:57PM)
... mouth with McDonald's big hamburgers ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 17, 2009 11:36PM)
... working with Ronald McDonald on ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 12:50AM)
...a song and dance routine...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 18, 2009 05:42AM)
..followed by his ring routine...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 08:34AM)
... but these are not mentioned ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 18, 2009 09:11AM)
...because it is underground magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 09:13AM)
... a secret magic society for ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 10:21AM)
... magicians who live under the ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 10:26AM)
... bridge in Tokyo so they ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 10:28AM)
... can learn the secrets of ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 10:34AM)
...the famous Howdy Doody Show...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 11:22AM)
... so the ladies can expect ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 12:11PM)
... a little wood man with ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 12:27PM)
...a silly smile on his...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 12:53PM)
... badly painted face which is ...
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Oct 18, 2009 01:49PM)
...being eaten by harmful termites...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 01:56PM)
... which are considered a delicacy ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 02:22PM)
...in Gondwanaland or someplace else...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 03:11PM)
... where entertainment covers a lot ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 04:26PM)
...dancing girls to food fights...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 18, 2009 05:22PM)
...followed by a mime who...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 08:41PM)
...quotes Shakespeare during his act...
Message: Posted by: rockthemike (Oct 18, 2009 08:51PM)
..."be, or not to be..."
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 08:56PM)
... but the story points to ...
Message: Posted by: rockthemike (Oct 18, 2009 09:02PM)
...a lone, sorry looking soul
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 09:15PM)
... pulling the wires from behind ...
Message: Posted by: rockthemike (Oct 18, 2009 09:25PM)
....They called him the Puppeteer...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 18, 2009 09:31PM)
... who likes drinking hot moonshine ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 18, 2009 09:33PM)
...cold moonshine, or lukewarm moonshine...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 18, 2009 09:52PM)
It's really all the same
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 18, 2009 09:53PM)
... and I'll have some now ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 19, 2009 04:34AM)
To take to my next
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 05:51AM)
... level in appreciating good moonshine ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 19, 2009 07:03AM)
...before he performs his act...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 19, 2009 07:21AM)
On a raft floating across
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 09:50AM)
... the lake where magicians like ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 19, 2009 10:10AM)
To dance around the magical
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 19, 2009 10:15AM)
... moonshine still on the island ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 10:42AM)
...while juggling cats and dogs...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 10:53AM)
... that are fighting in mid-air ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 19, 2009 12:03PM)
... for the last scrap of ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 19, 2009 01:57PM)
... latex chicken specially made by ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 03:56PM)
...James in his Chinese restaurant...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 19, 2009 04:45PM)
... secretly served to each magician ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 04:58PM)
...along with a bowl of...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 19, 2009 05:57PM)
... some stewed Hippity Hop Rabbits ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 19, 2009 06:40PM)
That when you turn them
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 19, 2009 07:11PM)
They change color to match
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 19, 2009 07:25PM)
The shoes you are wearing
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Oct 19, 2009 07:29PM)
Not to mention the socks
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 19, 2009 07:36PM)
That you have on your
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 07:44PM)
...dresser in your windowless bedroom...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 19, 2009 08:27PM)
As you stare at the
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 19, 2009 09:01PM)
... flashing neon sign that says ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 11:18PM)
...Great Scott Appearing Here Nightly...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 19, 2009 11:25PM)
... and realize you've been dreaming ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 19, 2009 11:27PM)
...after smoking that opium pipe...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 12:53AM)
... filled with yellow slush powder ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 09:11AM)
That is soggy from the
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 09:19AM)
... hundreds of free performance usage ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 09:22AM)
While live on center stage
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 09:31AM)
... a pink gorilla appeared dancing ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 09:36AM)
In your drug induced dream
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 09:41AM)
... Dynamike was nominated to be ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 10:00AM)
The stand in pink gorilla
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 10:04AM)
... but Bill was selected to ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 20, 2009 11:06AM)
... be the stage manager because ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 11:22AM)
He could hipnotize the audience
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 11:53AM)
... just by blinking his eye ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 20, 2009 12:11PM)
... if he remembers which one ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 12:17PM)
... he should put on false ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 20, 2009 12:43PM)
...eyelashes: red for hypnotic eye...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 12:47PM)
... to see through all clothings ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 01:25PM)
And deep into the soul
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 20, 2009 02:34PM)
... of Pinkie the Magic Gorilla ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 20, 2009 02:58PM)
Who is doing the charleston
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 20, 2009 06:29PM)
With his good friend and
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 20, 2009 09:40PM)
... elderly audiences are cheering for ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 20, 2009 10:12PM)
...James Tong, the Manchurian Magician...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 20, 2009 10:44PM)
... who lives 12 hours ahead ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 21, 2009 12:14AM)
...of the International Date Line...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 21, 2009 12:47AM)
... and on International Date Night ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 09:08AM)
... he posts feverishly at the ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 21, 2009 09:59AM)
At the stroke of midnight
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 10:00AM)
... his eyes and fingers start ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 21, 2009 10:21AM)
To tremble with anticipation as
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 10:35AM)
... the wolves start howling loudly ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 21, 2009 10:46AM)
...because they have no socks...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 21, 2009 10:52AM)
...since DynaMike forbid wearing them ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 12:28PM)
... during their busking activities in ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 21, 2009 12:46PM)
... Okefenokee Swamp last July because ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 12:52PM)
... free moonshine was offered by ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 21, 2009 01:11PM)
All magic Café members except
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 01:19PM)
... the masked moron who is ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 21, 2009 01:19PM)
... Tabman who makes his own ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 01:22PM)
(Looks like a simultaneous posting - ignore mine and we'll continue with Tabman's)

... special Chinese tea from Manchuria ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 21, 2009 01:36PM)
Filter leaves that were grown
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 01:39PM)
... in Malaysia where James lives ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 21, 2009 01:44PM)
...having just moved from Manchuria...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 01:46PM)
... where he cannot take the ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 21, 2009 06:47PM)
... hot climate because it melts ....
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 21, 2009 09:33PM)
... the chocolate ice cream from ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 22, 2009 05:30AM)
Under the rocks where he
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 06:12AM)
... store them for xmas celebration ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 22, 2009 06:31AM)
But unknown to him they...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 06:36AM)
... sprouted and grew into a ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 22, 2009 11:00AM)
...huge chocolate ice cream plant...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 11:49AM)
... that is the key to ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 22, 2009 01:06PM)
...the face card on top...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 22, 2009 01:36PM)
... of the ice cream carton ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 01:46PM)
... that contains sparkling champagne from ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 22, 2009 04:21PM)
Under the street drains but
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 22, 2009 06:58PM)
...flooding the street of buskers...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 22, 2009 08:00PM)
..so they can't perform the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 22, 2009 08:50PM)
... noisy monkey dance for the ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 22, 2009 09:27PM)
...three eyed orphans of mars...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 23, 2009 02:58AM)
... and the three legged venusian ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 23, 2009 07:02AM)
Who cant get pants to...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 23, 2009 09:04AM)
... match their neon color gown ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 23, 2009 09:21AM)
...which is important for venusians...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 23, 2009 10:31AM)
... show business standards for the ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 23, 2009 11:32AM)
...collecting Venusian corporate income tax...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 23, 2009 12:08PM)
... they have been evading for ...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 23, 2009 01:08PM)
As long as they remember
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 23, 2009 02:35PM)
...income tax -- tax on food...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 23, 2009 02:45PM)
..which he pays for by...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 23, 2009 02:57PM)
... leg waxing for IRS agents ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 23, 2009 05:10PM)
...and Venusians have eighteen legs...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 23, 2009 05:44PM)
... and are very very hairy ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 23, 2009 06:49PM)
...and they are constantly moving...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 23, 2009 06:55PM)
All their eighteen legs to
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 23, 2009 08:33PM)
..do the famous spider vanish...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 23, 2009 09:04PM)
...and the hoochi coochi dance...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 23, 2009 09:06PM)
... while performing with the shining ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 05:47AM)
..zombie ball which he stole...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 08:45AM)
... from the Venusian magic ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 09:38AM)
..cafe comes the magic silk...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 09:44AM)
... trick that oozes with jello ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 09:57AM)
..followed by the multiplying ball...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 10:01AM)
... and floating Venusian fat frogs ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 24, 2009 11:19AM)
...that exude nasty green stuff...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 12:40PM)
... Martian magicians like to use ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 24, 2009 02:14PM)
..the rings of Saturn to...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 24, 2009 06:59PM)
...link and unlink very mysteriously...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 24, 2009 07:43PM)
As they do there shows
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 24, 2009 08:48PM)
... to get Tabman's approval for ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 24, 2009 09:42PM)
... for the powerful moonshine they ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 24, 2009 11:24PM)
...drink large quantities of, daily...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 24, 2009 11:53PM)
... giving them a skewed but ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 25, 2009 01:01AM)
... powerful kick to perform their ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 25, 2009 02:48AM)
...two person mentalism act entirely...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 25, 2009 05:21AM)
..while floating two feet above...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 25, 2009 09:18AM)
... the erupting volcano so that ...
Message: Posted by: Rafael The Master Hypnotist (Oct 25, 2009 11:36AM)
The Masked Moroon can Expose
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 25, 2009 11:39AM)
...the gimmick behind the volcano...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 25, 2009 11:51AM)
... that spews out slush powders ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 25, 2009 03:28PM)
... meanwhile James, Joseph, and Bill..
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 25, 2009 06:00PM)
...were busy thinking of new...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 25, 2009 08:09PM)
... ways to drink moonshine with ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 25, 2009 08:45PM)
...their freshly grown chocolate covered...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 26, 2009 09:56AM)
... goblets that have a life ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 26, 2009 10:35AM)
... saving antidote to boring card ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 26, 2009 11:11AM)
... flourishes that do not make ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 26, 2009 11:29AM)
...a very good magic act...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 26, 2009 11:51AM)
... the cool Mongolians would accept ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 26, 2009 01:49PM)
... only experts of the craft ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 26, 2009 03:13PM)
..can say that they could...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 26, 2009 07:43PM)
... easily jump over tall buildings ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 26, 2009 09:02PM)
...with their thumbs tied together...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 26, 2009 10:10PM)
...but talk is cheap and ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 27, 2009 03:31AM)
... he did a publicity stunt ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 27, 2009 09:31AM)
...involving riding a yak blindfolded...

Posted: Oct 27, 2009 10:32am
...but blindfolded yaks don't walk...

(Sorry! This occurred to me after I wrote the above.)
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 27, 2009 09:39AM)
... which is why the magician ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 27, 2009 09:58AM)
...called Dynamike for some support...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 27, 2009 10:24AM)
... to help fix the TT ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 27, 2009 10:43AM)
... or "Trainable Turkey" as the ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 27, 2009 11:18AM)
...people "in the know" call it...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 27, 2009 11:59AM)
Once that was settled, they ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 27, 2009 03:54PM)
...decided to change the subject...
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Oct 27, 2009 05:07PM)
...so they picked on our...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 27, 2009 05:16PM)
Dynamike, Jimbo and Tongini to...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 27, 2009 06:47PM)
...come up with something interesting...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 27, 2009 07:52PM)
...enough to keep girls attention...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 27, 2009 08:32PM)
... on their brightly colored toes ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 27, 2009 10:35PM)
... while Dynamike picks their pockets ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 27, 2009 11:44PM)
...and passes their money to...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 28, 2009 01:05AM)
... Tabman to buy moonshine for ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Oct 28, 2009 02:06AM)
...all the boys and girls...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 28, 2009 02:45AM)
... camping under the bridge in ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 28, 2009 02:45PM)
..the entrance to the castle...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 28, 2009 03:26PM)
...where the sponge dragon lurks...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 28, 2009 07:38PM)
..waiting to perform the linking...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 28, 2009 08:09PM)
... flaming barbed wire rings to ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 28, 2009 08:11PM)
... the sounds of harp playing ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 28, 2009 08:25PM)
... at the David Letterman show ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 28, 2009 09:24PM)
Where David himself was playing
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 28, 2009 10:08PM)
Show tunes on his big
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 28, 2009 11:05PM)
... bad to the bone set ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 28, 2009 11:13PM)
...where setting bones is taught...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 29, 2009 12:03AM)
... to the tired camera crews ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 29, 2009 12:28PM)
...who have nothing better to...
Message: Posted by: greatscott (Oct 29, 2009 12:31PM)
Do but do the tango
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 29, 2009 12:46PM)
... dance with the camera stands ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 29, 2009 07:19PM)
..and with the dancing cane...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 29, 2009 07:55PM)
... to prove they can also ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 29, 2009 09:51PM)
...imitate John Travolta on stage...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 29, 2009 10:15PM)
... but never fly his jet ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 29, 2009 10:59PM)
... to the Sahara Desert for ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 29, 2009 11:09PM)
...hot dogs and some beer...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 30, 2009 12:04AM)
... so the buddies here can ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 30, 2009 12:10AM)
...talk magic and have a...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 30, 2009 12:51AM)
... strange hula-hula dance with Tabman ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 30, 2009 12:42PM)
... who performs with fire and ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 30, 2009 01:47PM)
...fudge ice cream on little...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 30, 2009 01:54PM)
... silver spoons that melt when ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 30, 2009 03:25PM)
..he rubs them with his...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 30, 2009 03:28PM)
...little brother who often pokes...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Oct 30, 2009 05:18PM)
His little finger up his
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 30, 2009 06:10PM)
... stove pipe tryin to find ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 30, 2009 09:09PM)
..the silks which were in...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 30, 2009 10:04PM)
...the phantom tube that he...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 30, 2009 11:28PM)
... kept hidden in the stove ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 01:03AM)
... special built in hidden compartments ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 31, 2009 05:05AM)
..which also held a big...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 31, 2009 09:18AM)
...elephant sized unhatched dinosaur egg...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 11:18AM)
... which made Tabman wonder how ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Oct 31, 2009 11:30AM)
... his egg bag could hold ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 11:33AM)
... hide and produced it visually ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 31, 2009 12:04PM)
.. so everyone can see the...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 02:09PM)
... giant egg crushing down on ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Oct 31, 2009 07:33PM)
..his last set of zombie...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Oct 31, 2009 09:03PM)
...assistants that are the secret...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Oct 31, 2009 11:12PM)
... to his youthful looks so ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 1, 2009 12:54AM)
... he decided to go back ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 1, 2009 03:34AM)
... to his beauty spa for ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 1, 2009 03:49AM)
..water to wash his magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 1, 2009 05:50AM)
... lotta vases and milk pitchers ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 1, 2009 05:51AM)
..which were all full of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 1, 2009 05:54AM)
... all kinds of leeches and ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 1, 2009 05:58AM)
..he showed them the magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 1, 2009 06:02AM)
... of the color changing leeches ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 1, 2009 12:19PM)
... in every magic club who ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 1, 2009 03:56PM)
...steal your ideas with no...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 1, 2009 05:19PM)
... ideas of their own they ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 1, 2009 07:56PM)
..always use the ideas of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 1, 2009 07:58PM)
... then claim it's their ideas ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 1, 2009 11:14PM)
... meanwhile back in the desert ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 05:37AM)
... a group of buddies are ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 2, 2009 09:54AM)
... looking for the lost magician ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 2, 2009 10:13AM)
...while singing songs of joy...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 10:13AM)
... who likes performing chop cups ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 2, 2009 10:18AM)
..called The Singing Chop Cups ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 10:37AM)
... and the dancing pom poms ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 2, 2009 05:46PM)
..who do vent, magic and...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 2, 2009 05:47PM)
... See their top hat dance..
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 2, 2009 07:30PM)
..and their red silks float...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 2, 2009 08:20PM)
... while riding a camel named ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 2, 2009 08:24PM)
...Ali Baba, who with his...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 2, 2009 10:04PM)
... scantily dressed assistant wows all ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 3, 2009 07:48AM)
...present, but before he can ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 3, 2009 08:43AM)
...even begin his act because...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 09:09AM)
His pants zipper is broken
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 3, 2009 10:10AM)
... gaffers tape is used to ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 11:15AM)
... Mark place Not to stand...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 3, 2009 11:18AM)
... perfectly still so the assistant ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 3, 2009 12:28PM)
...can fix the magician's zipper...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 12:31PM)
That's life, ups and downs...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 3, 2009 12:31PM)
... and remove that fuzzy looking ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 01:23PM)
... Never mind, it's obviously dead...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 3, 2009 02:33PM)
..but it can always be...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 3, 2009 06:08PM)
... worked into the new act ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Nov 3, 2009 06:14PM)
After giving it the kiss
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 3, 2009 09:20PM)
... of life that can be ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 3, 2009 09:21PM)
... as strong as a mountain...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 3, 2009 09:24PM)
...sliding into the sea of...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 3, 2009 09:27PM)
...uncertainty, as all things must...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 3, 2009 10:22PM)
... finally and in the end.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 03:52AM)
Which end is the end
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 07:13AM)
... for this amazingly weird story ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 08:34AM)
...of how Photius followed Bob...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 08:37AM)
... know good can follow evil...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 08:41AM)
... but only funny gags prevails ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 08:44AM)
... running away won't save you...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 08:46AM)
... but the story moves on ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 08:48AM)
... Leading them down the path ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 08:49AM)
... where a group of midgets ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 08:52AM)
... walking on tall stilts, sang ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 08:54AM)
...Dynamike cool magical rap lyrics...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 08:55AM)
... drank and dance with tabman ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 08:56AM)
...in a hip hop manner...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 08:59AM)
... while doing the hula slowly...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 09:00AM)
...as pulling objects from his...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:06AM)
... awesome looking beard that is ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 09:35AM)
...only available from Tabman's Shop...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:40AM)
... that is now ready for ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 09:41AM)
... gathering around the moonshine table ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 09:42AM)
... underwater shipment to the mountains...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:42AM)
... for the bunch of buddies ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 09:43AM)
... from Alabama to Malaysia who ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:44AM)
... just loves drinking moonshine together ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 09:46AM)
... and for doing card tricks ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:48AM)
... with different kinds of cards ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 4, 2009 09:52AM)
...from miniature decks to Tarot...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:54AM)
... to super huge decks that ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 09:55AM)
... Take forklifts to move about...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:56AM)
... to effortlessly force a card ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 09:59AM)
... it's the ten of spades ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:06AM)
... and switch it to a ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 10:11AM)
... horse of a different color...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:22AM)
... that is specially known as ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 10:27AM)
... bound to please any filly...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:56AM)
... to perform with you at ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 11:07AM)
... The Y'all Come Back Saloon...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 11:25AM)
... The story now changes to ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 11:44AM)
... Two doves and a Magician...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 11:48AM)
... who loves eating pizza at ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 12:38PM)
The leaning tower of Pizza!
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 01:46PM)
Bob and James are good...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 01:50PM)
... and Dynamike is getting better ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 01:52PM)
...at helping others become professionals...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 03:49PM)
... Tabman immediately tabled the motion
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 04:42PM)
...because he's a Dynamike lover...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 04:44PM)
... then there were blue lights..
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 4, 2009 04:54PM)
Why does Dynamike like to...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 09:03PM)
To eat onions on his Cheerios...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:52PM)
... and drink moonshine mixed with ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 4, 2009 09:55PM)
Chocolate butter milk and coke...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 09:58PM)
... and he likes burping loudly ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 4, 2009 10:20PM)
...which shows great satisfaction and...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 4, 2009 10:41PM)
... time for a good nap ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 5, 2009 10:27AM)
... I'm too sleepy for that...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 5, 2009 11:00AM)
... he retorted, then promptly fell ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 5, 2009 11:23AM)
... into a deep sleep that ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 5, 2009 11:45AM)
...lasted for over two weeks...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 5, 2009 11:51AM)
... but when he woke up ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 5, 2009 12:08PM)
...he said his feet were...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 5, 2009 12:38PM)
...smaller than his magic wand...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 5, 2009 01:09PM)
... then he realized the wand ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 5, 2009 04:14PM)
...had shrunk during the night...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 5, 2009 05:27PM)
... like it does every night ...
Message: Posted by: JimbosMagic (Nov 5, 2009 05:59PM)
When he pops it in...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 5, 2009 06:59PM)
... the microwave making popcorn and ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 5, 2009 07:20PM)
... it starts bending very weirdly ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 5, 2009 08:08PM)
...making the seven of spades...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 5, 2009 10:16PM)
... One pip and then another...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 5, 2009 11:49PM)
...change to diamonds or hearts...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 01:21AM)
... with very large shining pips ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 08:03AM)
... rotating and flashing with rhythm...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:03AM)
... and to the beat of ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:07AM)
Just King of the Road
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 12:02PM)
... but then the unexpected happened ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 6, 2009 12:03PM)
... Tabman vanished and took the ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 12:05PM)
... audience by surprise and they ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 6, 2009 12:08PM)
... didn't notice the moonshine was ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 12:12PM)
... served freely to everyone present ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 06:12PM)
Those present did not know ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 6, 2009 07:20PM)
...that white lightning was the...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 6, 2009 08:47PM)
...epitome of excellent conversational stimulation...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 6, 2009 09:06PM)
Concerning the magical paractice of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:24PM)
... drinking and appreciating good moonshine ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 09:26PM)
... with each cup a ball ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:32PM)
... is found to appear mysteriously ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 09:33PM)
... staggering and stumbling but standing
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:35PM)
... tall for everyone to see ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 09:41PM)
... Although they could not focus
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:45PM)
... on the balls they still ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 6, 2009 09:47PM)
Guzzle the magical elixer down...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:47PM)
... with a very happy smile ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 09:53PM)
... until their knees got soggy
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 09:56PM)
... but Tabman continued serving them ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 09:58PM)
... Nectar from a Mason Jar
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 6, 2009 09:58PM)
...parts of Father Photius' beard...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:00PM)
... Began to sparkle with lights
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 10:00PM)
... and beginning to glow brightly ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:01PM)
... now for blue light specials
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 10:01PM)
... and this got the attention ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:05PM)
... of the sleeping special security
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 6, 2009 10:07PM)
... who also joined in the ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:25PM)
... blind stumbling parade of drunks
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 6, 2009 10:35PM)
...trying to perform magic tricks...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 6, 2009 10:38PM)
... while bumping into each other
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 6, 2009 10:49PM)
...before the show has started...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 6, 2009 11:02PM)
At the world famous magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 04:50AM)
... corner under the bridge in ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 05:06AM)
..the hole under the trap...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 05:09AM)
... that's been set up for ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 06:12AM)
..wild and crazy white lions...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 07:03AM)
... that are secretly stolen from ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 08:14AM)
..under the silver jumbo thimble...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 08:17AM)
... that is used by the ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 08:55AM)
... Keeper of the tooth marks
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 08:57AM)
... as an official record for ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 09:00AM)
... AARP and the Dental Association
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 09:22AM)
... so they can be verified ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 09:36AM)
... or perhaps certified for confinement
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 09:47AM)
..so that they can make...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 09:53AM)
... a good example for all ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 09:59AM)
..interested in the art of...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 10:03AM)
... telling crazy jokes to the ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 10:04AM)
..rest of the magicians who...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 10:06AM)
... who spend time posting here ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 7, 2009 11:12AM)
...and not getting paid anyway...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 11:29AM)
... but like to laugh at ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 12:05PM)
... the life nobody admits exists
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 12:13PM)
... which is a magician's life ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 12:19PM)
... Life is magic for us...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 12:20PM)
... but on the other hand ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 12:21PM)
... A third hand is handy...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 12:22PM)
... for the close up magicians ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 7, 2009 02:13PM)
... for stage magicians it's secondhand
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 7, 2009 02:37PM)
That deserves a big hand!
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 7, 2009 03:01PM)
Magic is the number one...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 7, 2009 04:15PM)
... or is that number two?
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 7, 2009 06:03PM)
With the in magic crowd...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 7, 2009 06:18PM)
..waiting to see the great...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 7, 2009 08:36PM)
... Tongini perform his spectacular balls ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 7, 2009 10:11PM)
...that float through the air...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 7, 2009 10:15PM)
And dive into burning prune...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 7, 2009 10:53PM)
... danish and doing back strokes ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 7, 2009 11:02PM)
Across the cherries jubilee bowl
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 8, 2009 02:32AM)
...pulling out small bunny rabbits...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 03:53AM)
... that turn into balls again ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 8, 2009 05:53AM)
..which he places into a...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 06:03AM)
... collapsable rainbow color top hat ...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 8, 2009 06:11AM)
..which then changes into a...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 06:15AM)
... snow white bunny that can ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 8, 2009 08:27AM)
...sing and dance the Lambada...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 8, 2009 08:32AM)
..while juggling 5 of James'...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 09:06AM)
... unique show white magic balls ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 8, 2009 11:22AM)
...and sixteen razor sharp swords...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 8, 2009 12:11PM)
... balanced on his nose he ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 8, 2009 01:30PM)
...cartwheels and somersaults without dropping...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 03:29PM)
A single egg from his
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 8, 2009 04:52PM)
...harsh stiff color changing beard...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 05:01PM)
Into Mikes linking ring bag.
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 8, 2009 06:06PM)
He doesn't keep the holes
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 8, 2009 06:46PM)
Because they keep moving across...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 07:57PM)
... the room full of props ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 8, 2009 08:06PM)
...filled with booby traps and ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 08:06PM)
... loaded confetti canons waiting to ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 08:15PM)
To be shot into the
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 08:46PM)
... air for the finale of ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 08:54PM)
A calvary charge across the
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 08:56PM)
... entrance of the magic castle ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 09:03PM)
Into the hotel next door
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 09:05PM)
... and created the great excitement ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 8, 2009 09:10PM)
Of a hollywood spectacular extravaganza
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 8, 2009 10:47PM)
...the likes of which have...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 8, 2009 11:58PM)
... always been looked as the ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 9, 2009 09:14AM)
... whole new spectrum of trivia...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 9, 2009 10:46AM)
... but is spiced up for ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 12:22PM)
...the family of cool Dynamike...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 9, 2009 12:33PM)
... which brings us to the ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 9, 2009 12:56PM)
... a much more spicy story ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 01:21PM)
...about how to work hard...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 9, 2009 01:23PM)
... creating an unusual comedy act ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 01:37PM)
...by using only black art...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 9, 2009 01:47PM)
... for the whole blind audience...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 9, 2009 02:37PM)
... of duck hunters enjoying an ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 02:41PM)
...unoccupied room with the PETA...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 9, 2009 04:19PM)
... aka People Enjoying Testing Appliances ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 04:24PM)
...during a live magic show...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 9, 2009 04:54PM)
In beautiful downtown Burbank, when
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 04:58PM)
...Photius began liking Dynamike's threads...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 9, 2009 05:05PM)
... especially his coat and shirt ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 05:09PM)
...that is better than RJOM...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 9, 2009 05:15PM)
And stole Dynamikes fantastic threads
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 9, 2009 05:22PM)
... and left him without his ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 05:32PM)
...magical metals of bling bling...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 9, 2009 05:51PM)
And his fuzzy bunny, rudolph
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 05:56PM)
...style cute hair wig with...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 9, 2009 06:28PM)
Purple ribbons in them from
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 9, 2009 06:35PM)
...the old fashioned dollar store...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 9, 2009 06:46PM)
...next door to the magic...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 9, 2009 07:58PM)
... Bunny House of James Tong ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 9, 2009 08:56PM)
...where the bunnies were playmates...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 9, 2009 10:53PM)
... and the bar serves moonshine...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 02:02AM)
...only to the professional magicians...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 07:34AM)
... but the playmates get free ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 08:02AM)
Carrots and lots of green
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:07AM)
... which is the secret to ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 08:09AM)
Mom, the IRS and management
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:14AM)
... are not everyone's favorite topic ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 10, 2009 08:18AM)
...but the IRS will take...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:24AM)
... a piece of the cake ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 09:38AM)
...that was given to by...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:02AM)
... Dynamike who loves giving to ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 10, 2009 10:39AM)
... beautiful women who always take ...
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 10, 2009 11:14AM)
...his money and his secrets...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 01:46PM)
For the masked magician's show...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 07:04PM)
Which is replayed on every
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 07:12PM)
Prison TV station in Bolivia
Message: Posted by: Bill Ligon (Nov 10, 2009 07:24PM)
...and not to mention Timbuktu...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 07:56PM)
For those serving life sentences
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 10, 2009 08:30PM)
...for revealing any magic secrets...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 08:46PM)
That Dynamike released on Youtube...
Message: Posted by: joseph (Nov 10, 2009 08:47PM)
..since he has some time...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 08:48PM)
Wearing his wild pink suit
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 08:48PM)
And rhinestone encrusted tap shoes
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 08:53PM)
And his huge feathered headdress
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 08:59PM)
... and neon colored gloves for ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 08:59PM)
Which he uses for magical
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:01PM)
... gestures to calm the spiders ..
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:02PM)
On legs one through eight
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:03PM)
Ballancing upon a single strand
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:05PM)
While juggling a dozen eggs
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:06PM)
Which holds Dynamike's camera afloat
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:09PM)
In a barrel going over
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:09PM)
... but covered with cob webs ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:11PM)
(lol, I beat you to the return key, Jimmy)

all over Niagra Falls, when
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:12PM)
Niagara Falls? Slowly I turned
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:13PM)
Step by step, inch by
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:14PM)
... and suddenly Dynamike jumps out ...
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:14PM)
Inch, I slapped that Dynamike
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:15PM)
Right where Jimmy saw him
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:16PM)
Barely hanging onto the edge
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:16PM)
... with great laughter and dance ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:16PM)
Of a magical fairy's wand
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:17PM)
Which turned out to breakaway
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:28PM)
Yep! It was a downer
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:32PM)
... and the story now changes ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:32PM)
And Dynamike came tumbling down
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 09:33PM)
... from the volcano that is ...
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:34PM)
Then Mike's beautiful new assistant
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:35PM)
... causing global warming and cooling
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:38PM)
And making an ash out
Message: Posted by: magicoftomh (Nov 10, 2009 09:39PM)
Dynamike in his new soot
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:42PM)
Covered suit with its many
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:46PM)
Colors of the invisible rainbow
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 09:50PM)
Just like his invisible deck
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 09:52PM)
Something is always reversed there
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 10:00PM)
And nothing is more reversed
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 10:05PM)
He has to back in
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:06PM)
... to the soot covered car ...
Message: Posted by: Father Photius (Nov 10, 2009 10:07PM)
In his Detroit home garage
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:08PM)
... half covered with volcanic soil ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 10:13PM)
It made the music dusty
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:16PM)
... and he has a lifetime ..
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:17PM)
... supply of volcanic magic dust ...
Message: Posted by: Bob Sanders (Nov 10, 2009 10:20PM)
To disguise the Detroit rust
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:21PM)
... but able to impress the ...
Message: Posted by: tabman (Nov 10, 2009 10:43PM)
... Masked Magician with his black ...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 10, 2009 10:46PM)
... sooted car levitation illusion at ...
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 11, 2009 02:06AM)
...Photius house in El Paso, Texas...
Message: Posted by: JamesTong (Nov 11, 2009 03:58AM)
... he surprised all of us ...