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Someone once said "the two most beautiful words in the English language are ...'cheque enclosed' I've often thought about this and wondered if it could be bettered,indeed a friend of mine reckoned 'They're off...!" is better. Anyone have a better suggestion |
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Free Beer!! |
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Mine is "no refunds." |
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I have three 2 letter words that means small. Is It In? oh,wrong topic. |
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"Dinner's ready!" |
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"Well Done!" |
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You're huge! Robert Haas |
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Mortgage paid-off. |
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More business. |
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Y'all Come! |
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Medium rare |
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Day off! |
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Soup's on!... |
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Good holiday |
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Next Please |
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I do. |
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Need Help? |
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No strings |
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Which hand?... |
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You're hired. |
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You Win |
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A Million. |
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It's magic... |
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Free Shipping |
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Hocus-pocus... |
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Right Card! |
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Gimme another... |
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Not Here! |
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On Vacation. |
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..gone fishing... |
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Another Round!! |
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Seconds, please... |
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I do.... |
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Got milk?... |
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Great Show! |
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Deal em... |
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Oops again! |
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What the... |
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Many thanks! |
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Why you... |
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Thank you! |
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You're welcome. |
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Oh yeah... |
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How about ... |
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I'm Sure! |
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Hot dog! |
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Want mustard? |
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What's up?... |
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Why not? |
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Hear, hear! |
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..sim salabim ... |
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.. Free lecure .. |
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That sucks! |
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Watch this... |
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Like it? |
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Who said?... |
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... baloney sandwiches ... |
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That's me! |
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... big discounts ... |
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Free Magic |
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Going up... |
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Great escape |
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Want more?... |
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Yes, please. |
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Coming back? |
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No way! |
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That's over! |
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Another, please? |
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Shuffle em... |
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More tips. |
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Help Wanted. |
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For Me? |
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Yes you! |
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Great! Thanks! |
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Show me! |
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Will Do! |
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Maybe later... |
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Why later? |
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..right now... |
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Not now.. |
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Not ever... |
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Perhaps tomorrow ... |
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What for? |
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I dunno. |
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Say what?... |
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I'm lost. |
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Follow me! |
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Over here... |
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I see. |
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See what? |
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Next time! |
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I agree. |
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Roger That! |
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Right on! |
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Bombs away! |
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Let's Start! |
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Ooooh, baby! |
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Come here! |
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Kiss me... |
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You're keen... |
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Not there! |
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Love you... |
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March madness... |
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April showers... |
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Happy hour... |
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Closing time... |
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Close Now? |
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It's late... |
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Let's leave... |
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I'm drunk! |
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Drink up... |
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One more |
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Don't stop!!! |
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Alcohol Poisoning! |
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You're good! |
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I'm dead! |
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I'm alive!!! |
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Really? Why? |
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Oh boy... |
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Oh, man!!!! |
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Spring forward... |
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CHange Time! |
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Fall back! |
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Says who? |
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Wrong hemisphere. |
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Its OK! |
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Come closer! |
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Back off!... |
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I'm back. |
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On top! |
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Of what ? |
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Of her. |
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Why her? |
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Why not? |
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She's good? |
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Soooooooooooo good!! |
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The best! |
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Who's she? |
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Not Mom. |
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No, never!!! |
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What's on?... |
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Why, me! |
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Yes, you! |
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Yeah, baby! |
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Low fat |
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Cream cheese! |
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I'm lost! |
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I'm hungry! |
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Me too! |
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Let's eat! |
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Tax time!... |
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Oh no!!! |
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Pay up... |
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Not me ... |
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Hands up!! |
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Who said?... |
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Was me! |
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Was not! |
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Was too! |
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Hey man... |
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You rang? |
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Me? Speeding? |
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Yes! You! |
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Who says? |
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What's next?... |
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Kinda depends. |
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Think fast! |
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But how??? |
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It's easy! |
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Says who? |
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Mum said! |
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YOUR mum??? |
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Masked Moron's |
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Hate him!!!!!! |
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Hello dolly... |
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Goodbye life... |
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Another beer? |
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You buying?... |
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You kiddin'??? |
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It's free! |
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Free beer? |
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..on tap?... |
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On TOP??? |
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Top that!... |
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Bottoms up! |
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Drink up! |
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Up where?... |
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Up here!!! |
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Not there!... |
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Well, where??? |
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It's somewhere! |
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Please explain! |
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Gee whiz!... |
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Cheese whiz?? |
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What's that? |
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It's fattening! |
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How so? |
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Try some... |
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Not it. |
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May I?... |
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Dwarf shortage. Jon Hackett |
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A shortage? |
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Is it? |
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Don't know. |
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How so?... |
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Can't say. |
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About what? |
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Nearly right! |
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Left turn... |
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To where? |
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Anywhere fine? |
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Let's go! |
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But when?... |
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Right now! |
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Maybe tonight... |
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What time? |
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After midnight... |
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That's great! |
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Now what?... |
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What now??? |
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What's up? |
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Pay up!... |
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The end. Posted: Apr 13, 2010 8:52pm More coming. |
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Yeah but... |
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Hot diggity! |
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What's that? |
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You rang?... |
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Not me! |
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Since when?... |
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Tomorrow's yesterday! |
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Gim'me some [quote] On 2010-04-12 12:58, JamesTong wrote: What's up? [/quote] "already used" http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/search_post.php?topic=352338&forum=24&post=6496642 |
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Only once |
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Who cares?... |
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That's right! |
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Left turn... |
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Gag Tag |
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Right On! |
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Left out!... |
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By Who? |
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It depends... |
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On what? |
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I say!... |
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About what? |
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About face!... |
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That's great! |
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I'll say!... |
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Fully agree |
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Don't move... |
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Tax Refund! |
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Magic's better! |
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Now wait!... |
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For who? |
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Doctors orders... |
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Since when? |
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Just wait... |
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I'm Pregnant |
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Great news! |
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No cigar?... |
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Pipe's better! |
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Where's Dynamike? |
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Get ready... |
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[quote] On 2010-05-07 00:34, Dynamike wrote: Where's Dynamike? [/quote] He's back! |
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Over here!... |
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More fun! |
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How strange ! |
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I agree! |
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You do ? |
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Yes, Sir! |
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Know what ? |
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Don't know! |
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No way!... |
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I agree! |
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You listening?... |
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Of course! |
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Just imagine... |
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Doing it! |
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Sit down... |
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With who? |
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Bee Pee |
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What's that? |
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Keep quiet... |
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Great idea! |
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Since when?... |
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Since yesterday. |
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What's playing?... |
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Only cards! |
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Do tell!... |
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Tell who? |
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Same time... |
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Point taken |
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Take that!... |
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Gee! Thanks! |
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You home?... |
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I'm Not! |
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I pass... |
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Let's wait! |
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I can't... |
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I can |
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What if?... |
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How not? |
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Drink up... |
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Yup! Cheers! |
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Hic up! |
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Send money... |
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I'm broke! |
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Oh well, ... |
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Me too! |
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Why's that? |
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Just great... |
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What's great???? |
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Nothing yet! |
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I'm back. |
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Missed you... |
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I know |
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Do you? |
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That's keen... |
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Me, keen? |
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For what? |
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Be kind... |
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You kiddin'? |
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A little |
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Too much... |
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Not enough |
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I know... |
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Know what??? |
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What gives?... |
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Gives what???? |
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Chip in... |
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Chocolate chips? |
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Delete cookies... |
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With finger.. |
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What's cooking?... |
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Sounds good |
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Gimme some... |
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I'll share |
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Two bits... |
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I accept! |
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I raise... |
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My turn |
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I'm thirsty... |
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Sleep in |
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Wake up... |
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Don't disturb |
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All rise... |
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And stand ... |
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Home alone! |
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How sad! |
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Lighten u... |
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Thank You! |
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Good day... |
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Great Day! |
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Be happy... |
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That possible? |
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Who's smoking?... |
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Smoking what? |
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Whacky tobacci... |
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Good stuff? |
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Smoke rings... |
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Way cool! |
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Too hot... |
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Cancer causing!! |
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Watch out... |
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Don't smoke!!! |
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No matches... |
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Sh*t happens |
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And stinks! |
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Incoming scuds... |
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Outgoing missiles! |
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Sit down... |
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Just can't! |
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When's grub?... |
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Possum stew? |
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Can't wait... |
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Yum yum!! |
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Got tums?... |
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Roll Aids! |
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My belly... |
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Hurts badly! |
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Good grief... |
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Charley Brown |
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Drum roll... |
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Guitar riff? |
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Broken string... |
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Just snapped! |
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Too tight... |
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Thank you! |
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Quite welcome! |
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Man overboard!... |
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Save him!!! |
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Can't swim!... |
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You drowning? |
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Dry up!... |
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Towel please! |
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Dive in!... |
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Head first! |
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Jack knife... |
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Concussion time! |
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Hard head... |
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Hermetically sealed! |
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Can't open... |
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Sealed tight!! |
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I'm trying... |
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Try harder! |
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Yes master... |
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You Igor? |
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Magic Man |
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Perhaps Eyegore? |
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Do magic. |
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REAL magic? |
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Good trick. |
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Fooled me! |
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Magic's real? |
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That retracts? |
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Tricked you. |
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No mirrors?... |
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No smoke? |
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What's left?... |
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You ambidextrous? |
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School bells... |
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Say what? |
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School's out... |
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Alice Cooper!!! |
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Bad dreams... |
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Toomuch Pizza! |
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Pepperoni lover... |
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Prefer mushrooms! |
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Wanna dance? |
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Let's twist... |
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Chubby Checkers? |
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Limbo man... |
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Limbo rock? |
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You're Dynamike? |
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Ol' DaffyDoug?? |
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Get smart... |
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Maxwell Smart? |
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Phone's ringing... |
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Agent 99? |
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I guess... |
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Guess work? |
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Working overtime... |
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Any pay? |
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Lemme check... |
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Check writing? |
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No cash... |
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Cashless society? |
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Penny wise... |
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Who's Penny? |
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More please. |
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More what? |
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Watch closely... |
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VERY closely! |
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Where's Sanders? |
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Sanders Richard? |
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In knots... |
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Knot so! |
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Gim'me some |
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You want?? |
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Wan'na play? |
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Maybe tomorrow... |
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Magic Café |
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Great place! |
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I'm hungry... |
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Let's eat! |
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That's mine |
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You selfish? |
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Had enough... |
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Not me!!! |
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Need seconds?... |
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Thirds too! |
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Just burped... |
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Scuse you! |
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I'm hungry. |
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More dessert!... |
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Chocolate cake? |
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Vanilla, please... |
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Ice cream? |
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Corn chips... |
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Frito lays! |
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Let's rock. |
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And roll! |
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Air guitar... |
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C chord? |
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Loud drums... |
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Broken back |
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Call doctor... |
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Mayday mayday |
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We're sinking!... |
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Joseph's Eternal |
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Football begins!... |
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That stinks Dynamike [i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i] |
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More magic... |
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You straight? Dynamike [i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i] |
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Field goal... |
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Touch down Dynamike [i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i] |
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Game over... |
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We won! Dynamike [i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i] |
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Let's celebrate!... |
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What time? Dynamike [i][b][url=http://www.detroitmagician.com//]Detroit Magician[/url][/b][/i] |
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After football... |
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That's funny |
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Easy job No school No homework New magic |
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Safe landing |
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Ten four... |
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Too hot |
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Halloween's comin... |
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That tickles |
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Ready, set... |
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Master Dynamike |
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Watch closely... |
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Snow day |
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Free Money! |
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Extra extra |
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One, please... |
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Take cover |
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Why bother?... |
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Nuff said |
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For what?... |
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Lift off |
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Looch Toosh |
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Look here... |
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Read this |
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Very interesting... |
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Cool trick |
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Gotta go |
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Hear it? |
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He's back... |
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He'll come. |
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What's left?... |
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Nothing yet |
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Oh boy... |
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Happy Halloween |
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Gimme candy... |
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Too slow |
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Turkey day... |
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Too late |
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Gimme seconds... |
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****er off |
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Say goodby |
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Do tell... |
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Say Whaaaat.... |
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You're excused |
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Wink wink |
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Next victim |
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Whose deal?... |
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Two words |
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Coin toss |
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Trick photography... |
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Trick pony |
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Who's deal?... |
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Wild Jokers |
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Penny ante... |
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This card |
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No Deal |
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Two heads |
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Triple lift... |
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Dyna Mike |
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Clowning around... |
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Free Choice |
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Go home |
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Batteries Included |
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Not there |
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Under here... |
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Its gone |
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Packs Small |
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Plays Big |
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Order now |
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Time's up... |
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Me! Me! |
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Yes you |
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Sell out... |
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Over Sold |
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Under rated |
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Entirely Probable |
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Chance selection |
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Slim pickin' |
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Entirely Correct |
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Totally inconcieveable |
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Expertly conceived |
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Absolutely ridiculous |
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Suspend imagination |
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Totally Uninspired |
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Free pick |
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Udderly Bovine |
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Seemingly innocent |
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Completely indifferent |
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Pick one... |
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Poor soul |
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Dirty deeds... |
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'nuff said |
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Lock thread |
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Never ending |
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Lotsa fun... |
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Hillarious riot |
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Laugh fest |
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Laugh In |
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Laughing gas |
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Absolutely Uncertain |
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Famously forgotten |
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Entirely Indifferent |
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Fifty two... |
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Tax free |
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No taxes |
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Go fer |
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Grammar Host |
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Dyna Host |
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Lol Formerly Amarillo |
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16012 posts |
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That's funny |
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Fragile trick... |
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Stage fright |
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Secret move... |
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Hot Dawg |
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Nice attempt |
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Two below |
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Fat chance |
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Overly enthusiastic |
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Last choice |
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Special user |
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I'm late |
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No deal... |
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Too Early |
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Free magic |
|
||
Magically delicious |
|
||
How much? |
|
||
Dyna Mike |
|
||
Let's pray |
|
||
Laugh Aloud |
|
||
Dyna Mo |
|
||
Merry christmas... |
|
||
Cut here |
|
||
Kala Christogenia |
|
||
Blank stare |
|
||
Look away... |
|
||
About now |
|
||
Reality-TV Star (I know it's technically three words) |
|
||
Christmas eve... |
|
||
Feliz Navidad |
|
||
Christmas Day |
|
||
Chronia Polla |
|
||
Happy Kwanzaa |
|
||
Dead Tired |
|
||
Bed time |
|
||
Open gifts... |
|
||
Thanks mom |
|
||
Stuffed stocking |
|
||
Next week |
|
||
Over stuffed |
|
||
I'm done |
|
||
Completely Snockered |
|
||
Gotta go |
|
||
False positive |
|
||
Who's next |
|
||
Gained weight... |
|
||
I'm back |
|
||
Returning gifts... |
|
||
Utterly discomboobulated |
|
||
Great advice |
|
||
Gross Dude |
|
||
Last one |
|
||
Or else... |
|
||
Want some? |
|
||
Got some |
|
||
Swell sleight... |
|
||
Over done |
|
||
Give blood... |
|
||
Bloody right |
|
||
Mind Blowing |
|
||
Infernal Contraption |
|
||
Still going? |
|
||
Long gone |
|
||
It's fun |
|
||
Not original... |
|
||
Get Shorty |
|
||
Done yet? |
|
||
Totally finished |
|
||
Some left... |
|
||
I wish |
|
||
Oh Me |
|
||
I won |
|
||
Pregnant moment |
|
||
You lost |
|
||
All aboard... |
|
||
Man overboard |
|
||
Woman overboard |
|
||
Photius' back |
|
||
Enemy Camp |
|
||
Late movie |
|
||
Dirty Movie |
|
||
Rated R |
|
||
Eat cake |
|
||
Rated G |
|
||
No foam |
|
||
Pay up... |
|
||
Shell out |
|
||
I surrender (Photius) |
|
||
Unconditional surrender |
|
||
Submit Reply |
|
||
Seperate cover |
|
||
Post Reply |
|
||
Fence post |
|
||
Post holes |
|
||
Post mortem |
|
||
Next please |
|
||
Post toasties... |
|
||
Ready yet? |
|
||
Going postal |
|
||
See ya |
|
||
Everybody down |
|
||
Heads up |
|
||
Rear offensive |
|
||
Not again |
|
||
Ruffled feathers |
|
||
Ready yet? |
|
||
(you said that already 8 above) goosed moose |
|
||
Duplicate post |
|
||
Appropriate reply |
|
||
I'm tired |
|
||
Over exertion |
|
||
I'm sleepy |
|
||
Passed away |
|
||
Whatta day |
|
||
Whatta night |
|
||
Bring'em on |
|
||
Darn tootin' |
|
||
Speak up |
|
||
Young whipersnapper |
|
||
Old man |
|
||
Old coot |
|
||
Stay awake! |
|
||
Sleep tight |
|
||
Getting closer |
|
||
Distant chance |
|
||
I'm up |
|
||
One down |
|
||
Not 200 |
|
||
Sore buns... |
|
||
Poor thing |
|
||
Totally whelmed |
|
||
Love you |
|
||
Don't say |
|
||
Horse hay... |
|
||
You're welcome |
|
||
Por nada |
|
||
New Year!!! [url=http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php][img]http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-greet012.gif[/img][/url] |
|
||
Jumpin Jehosaphant |
|
||
Year 2011 |
|
||
Pigs eye... |
|
||
Good grief |
|
||
Year resolution |
|
||
Undisclosed destination |
|
||
Late huh? |
|
||
Salt pour... |
|
||
Not here |
|
||
How quaint... |
|
||
Unbelieveably magical |
|
||
Crystal Cylinder |
|
||
Not obvious |
|
||
Top Hat |
|
||
Cut here |
|
||
Oh yes |
|
||
Chance rules |
|
||
Dulsitory philippic |
|
||
Not today |
|
||
Your signature |
|
||
Magic Man |
|
||
Your prize |
|
||
Please sit |
|
||
Holy Moley |
|
||
Forgotten predictions |
|
||
Dotted line |
|
||
Soup yet |
|
||
Alright already |
|
||
What ball |
|
||
Upside down |
|
||
Magic bunny |
|
||
Upward mobility |
|
||
[quote] On 2010-12-29 21:22, Father Photius wrote: (you said that already 8 above) [/quote] My bad |
|
||
Simple nimcompoop |
|
||
Combo Cup |
|
||
Hot tamalie |
|
||
Blammo Box |
|
||
Sweet chiquita |
|
||
Die Box |
|
||
Sour grapes |
|
||
Hat Tear |
|
||
Righteous joke |
|
||
Hidden key |
|
||
(rules, one at a time) No doubles |
|
||
Quick change |
|
||
Dancing Handkerchief |
|
||
Thoroughly rotten |
|
||
Seemingly innocent |
|
||
Not particularly |
|
||
Quite obvious |
|
||
Unsettled restlessness |
|
||
Instantly magical |
|
||
Encumbered asset |
|
||
Instant Magician |
|
||
Telephonic Symphony |
|
||
Dove Vest |
|
||
Ah Choo |
|
||
Bless You |
|
||
Efharisto poli |
|
||
Dove Harness |
|
||
Bic Pen |
|
||
Dove Bag |
|
||
Brown Bag |
|
||
Hidden Button |
|
||
Red phone |
|
||
Trap Door |
|
||
Barn Door |
|
||
Too Fast |
|
||
Speeding bullet |
|
||
Break Time |
|
||
Work time |
|
||
Where's Photius? |
|
||
Liturgy over |
|
||
Seminal finding |
|
||
Rough finish |
|
||
Double Sided |
|
||
Danger ahead |
|
||
Trap Door |
|
||
Warning danger |
|
||
Quantitatively different |
|
||
Devilishly delicious |
|
||
Doubtful determination |
|
||
Clear visibility |
|
||
Certain danger |
|
||
Uncertain period |
|
||
Playoff time... |
|
||
Dots Impossible |
|
||
That's Incredible |
|
||
That's fine... |
|
||
Totally twiterpated |
|
||
Lickity split |
|
||
For what?... |
|
||
Putty tat |
|
||
Shin sauve... |
|
||
Sufferin' succotash |
|
||
Seemingly incoherent |
|
||
Dang tootin' |
|
||
High falutin |
|
||
Durn fool |
|
||
Fidgeting spectators |
|
||
Deeply disturbed |
|
||
Flat monologues |
|
||
Indiscribibly delicious |
|
||
Uʍop ǝpısdn |
|
||
Downside up |
|
||
Sneaky magic |
|
||
Nearly worked! |
|
||
Perpetually disillusional |
|
||
Long Gone! |
|
||
They're Grrrrrrreat! |
|
||
Dad gummit... |
|
||
Sniveling sycophants |
|
||
Walking weiners |
|
||
Clueless spectators |
|
||
Repeat performance... |
|
||
Over blown |
|
||
All clear... |
|
||
Simply elegant |
|
||
Close quarters |
|
||
Rubber band... |
|
||
Poor sucker |
|
||
Choose him |
|
||
Not Again! |
|
||
Woefully so |
|
||
Next card |
|
||
Nani Darnell |
|
||
Pretty assistant |
|
||
Digital Media |
|
||
Melodramatic mime |
|
||
Introverted perceiver |
|
||
Stage anxiety |
|
||
Tax Free! |
|
||
Misappropriated Funds |
|
||
Sunday school... |
|
||
Not Me! |
|
||
Bob Sanders |
|
||
Perhaps you |
|
||
Not Now! |
|
||
Any who |
|
||
Honest politician |
|
||
Get going |
|
||
Purely fictitious |
|
||
Richly rewarded |
|
||
Overtly Introverted |
|
||
Governmental Integrity |
|
||
Was there |
|
||
Remedial Progress |
|
||
Central intelligence |
|
||
Central stupidity |
|
||
Next Delay |
|
||
Homeland Insecurity |
|
||
Square Circuit |
|
||
Circuit Court |
|
||
Court Jester |
|
||
Bud wiser |
|
||
Petty cash |
|
||
Gotta go |
|
||
Not Again! |
|
||
I'm here |
|
||
Incredible edible |
|
||
Text messages |
|
||
Renowned Forum |
|
||
Political Integrity |
|
||
Comically challenged |
|
||
Nothern California |
|
||
Happy Trails |
|
||
14435 Posts |
|
||
Muscle pass |
|
||
Grateful audience |
|
||
Goshman Pinch |
|
||
Rubber bands... |
|
||
Magnetic Coins |
|
||
Grateful Dead |
|
||
Mouth coil |
|
||
Flannel mouthed |
|
||
Fire eater |
|
||
Electric Deck |
|
||
Motorized rings |
|
||
Repeating Again! |
|
||
Union suit |
|
||
Spirit silk... |
|
||
Stacked Deck |
|
||
Square rings |
|
||
Rough/smooth... |
|
||
Limited exposure |
|
||
Scarf juggling |
|
||
Corn Bread |
|
||
Marked Deck |
|
||
Cole slaw |
|
||
Fake knot |
|
||
Lotta snow |
|
||
Dang cold |
|
||
Snow Blizzard |
|
||
White out |
|
||
No Ice |
|
||
Black out |
|
||
Vodka Martini |
|
||
Where's Photius? (oops, my bad) |
|
||
(Think Dynamike drank my Martini) Snow covered |
|
||
[quote] On 2011-02-02 15:28, Father Photius wrote: (Think Dynamike drank my Martini) [/quote] Very funny |
|
||
Ear muffs |
|
||
Don't Stare |
|
||
Stare down |
|
||
Down under |
|
||
Anybody home? |
|
||
Nobody's there |
|
||
There's Nobody |
|
||
Absolutely Fantastic |
|
||
Bob Photius |
|
||
Root Beer |
|
||
Peek Wallet |
|
||
Irving Spiderman |
|
||
Fire Book |
|
||
Internal Revenue |
|
||
Rolling blackout |
|
||
First Loser |
|
||
Red Rider |
|
||
Sore loser |
|
||
Delicious nutritious |
|
||
Chip dip |
|
||
Yep! again |
|
||
Seemingly simple |
|
||
Long Shot! |
|
||
Large Brew |
|
||
Small shot... |
|
||
Super Bowl |
|
||
Soup bone |
|
||
Under Arrest |
|
||
Locked up... |
|
||
Risk free |
|
||
Who won?... |
|
||
Drunk fans |
|
||
Lemme in... |
|
||
Long pass |
|
||
Don't fumble... |
|
||
Stop Shooting! |
|
||
Cheese head |
|
||
Run Faster! |
|
||
Defeated Steelers |
|
||
Game Ball |
|
||
Lombardi Trophy |
|
||
Flat Tire |
|
||
Winners Glory |
|
||
Next Down |
|
||
(Initially read that as Nixon Down, lol) Top Commercial |
|
||
Packers won |
|
||
Cheese rules |
|
||
It stinks |
|
||
Game over... |
|
||
Over Time |
|
||
Time Over |
|
||
Time travel... |
|
||
Double header |
|
||
Triple play |
|
||
Clown Nose |
|
||
Double play |
|
||
Well Unsaid |
|
||
Ball four |
|
||
Bases Taken |
|
||
Long gone |
|
||
Last Straw |
|
||
Us three |
|
||
Half Dozen |
|
||
Extra innings |
|
||
Limited Exposure |
|
||
Over exposure |
|
||
Political Integrity |
|
||
Just us |
|
||
Short Fall |
|
||
Short stop |
|
||
Jump Now! |
|
||
The Alamo! |
|
||
Short memory |
|
||
Love Ya |
|
||
Stand Slowly |
|
||
The Bat |
|
||
That Said... |
|
||
The Raven |
|
||
Book test... |
|
||
Almost Correct |
|
||
Empty basket |
|
||
Flipper Coin |
|
||
Voter Fraud |
|
||
Blue State |
|
||
Escape futility |
|
||
Back There |
|
||
I'm back |
|
||
Solid Smoke |
|
||
No resolution |
|
||
Absolute Confusion |
|
||
Chaotic stability |
|
||
I'm sleepy |
|
||
Few outs |
|
||
17000 post |
|
||
Three Zeros |
|
||
Lota nothing |
|
||
Brief Future |
|
||
Never resloved |
|
||
Fake pass |
|
||
Loss Leader |
|
||
Income dependent |
|
||
Dubya two ... |
|
||
Contrary Objections |
|
||
Nearly Positive |
|
||
Charged up... |
|
||
Exhaustive situation |
|
||
Fat Chance |
|
||
Choose wisely |
|
||
Lost Legalist |
|
||
Paid gid... |
|
||
Lucky guess |
|
||
Deliberate confusion |
|
||
Card cheat... |
|
||
Expert Witness |
|
||
Mind numbing |
|
||
First Refusal |
|
||
Home run... |
|
||
Plum Honest |
|
||
Newbie jitters |
|
||
Narcissistic Sociopath |
|
||
Definitely Crazy |
|
||
Psychotic Psychic |
|
||
Pathologically funny |
|
||
Insanely addicted |
|
||
Double sided |
|
||
Double down |
|
||
Double trouble |
|
||
African Bees |
|
||
About Correct |
|
||
Magnetic balls |
|
||
Run Now! |
|
||
Corny jokes |
|
||
Lifetime adventure |
|
||
Completely Safe! |
|
||
Definitely indefinate |
|
||
Definite Maybe |
|
||
Inner Secrets... |
|
||
Obvious Misconception |
|
||
Grammar Supervisor |
|
||
Wild Oats |
|
||
Shredded wheat... |
|
||
Grammar impossible |
|
||
Gritty Grains |
|
||
Gypsy Thread |
|
||
Wild Hare |
|
||
Illiterate Reader |
|
||
Fiscal Management |
|
||
Intrepid Substance |
|
||
Go under... |
|
||
Magical Flirtations |
|
||
Total Liability |
|
||
After midnight... |
|
||
Quick Draw |
|
||
Green silk... |
|
||
Card Silk |
|
||
Flirtatious Moment |
|
||
Outside Chance |
|
||
Never Never |
|
||
Seldom Right |
|
||
Obviously Unapparent |
|
||
Jet Set |
|
||
Self-working Effect |
|
||
Union disunion |
|
||
Extra Medium |
|
||
Medium large |
|
||
Wide Load |
|
||
Weighty Reality |
|
||
Broken gimmick |
|
||
Unknown Secret |
|
||
Secreted Secret |
|
||
Well Guarded |
|
||
Pinto Beans |
|
||
Possum Helper! |
|
||
Pepto Bismol |
|
||
Photius' catching |
|
||
Texas Toast |
|
||
Rubber Chicken |
|
||
Workable Work |
|
||
Bending key... |
|
||
Make 15,000 |
|
||
Way past |
|
||
Three stooges... |
|
||
Oppulent Oddessy |
|
||
Too early... |
|
||
Triple Play |
|
||
Disobedient Wand |
|
||
Invisible Wand |
|
||
Jumping Stool |
|
||
False signal |
|
||
Lunch time... |
|
||
Perrier Lite |
|
||
Learning magic |
|
||
Laser Anywhere |
|
||
Bridge deck... |
|
||
Irritating post |
|
||
Torn silk... |
|
||
Delete post |
|
||
Sleight trick |
|
||
Thanks Bob |
|
||
Vanishing Statement |
|
||
All done |
|
||
First transposition |
|
||
Busy Body |
|
||
Where's Photius? |
|
||
Las Vegas |
|
||
Chime in |
|
||
Sneak Out |
|
||
Silent, deadly |
|
||
Express Mail |
|
||
Dark magic |
|
||
Reverse Card |
|
||
Invisible deck |
|
||
Stripper Cards |
|
||
Corner crimp... |
|
||
Slick Aces |
|
||
Double down... |
|
||
Live rabbit |
|
||
Fat Chance |
|
||
Coin Pail |
|
||
Long Shot |
|
||
Coin Bending |
|
||
Wild Ride |
|
||
Juan Tamariz |
|
||
Photius' back |
|
||
Imaginary Reality |
|
||
Unbelieveable performance |
|
||
Fried Okra |
|
||
Seafood Gumbo |
|
||
Pig Feet |
|
||
Inconspicous humor |
|
||
Dove chest |
|
||
Chicken Breast |
|
||
Beef tongue |
|
||
Gag me |
|
||
Fake take... |
|
||
Hot Tip |
|
||
Dollar Sized |
|
||
New Dollar |
|
||
Old Dollar |
|
||
Fiat Money |
|
||
Sign off |
|
||
Self-working Effect |
|
||
Get ready... |
|
||
Joseph Arrived |
|
||
Rush hour... |
|
||
Slow Children |
|
||
Read fast |
|
||
Finger Flicker |
|
||
Sprung forward... |
|
||
Hello, Goodbye |
|
||
Boogie Man |
|
||
Slow Burn |
|
||
Fishbowl Production |
|
||
Ball Four |
|
||
Multiplying Eggs |
|
||
What shell?... |
|
||
Boston Box |
|
||
Dye Tube |
|
||
Tube top... |
|
||
Pooped magi. |
|
||
Spring's here... |
|
||
Almost Spring |
|
||
Green Grass |
|
||
Short Season |
|
||
Good bye |
|
||
Since when... |
|
||
Oops again! |
|
||
Great gosh... |
|
||
Almost Perfect |
|
||
Missing something... |
|
||
Found it |
|
||
Goes Where? |
|
||
Okito box... |
|
||
Slot Box |
|
||
Flat Box |
|
||
Okorto Box |
|
||
Pandora's box... |
|
||
Magic Box |
|
||
Box Magic |
|
||
Sack Magic |
|
||
Eraser Magic |
|
||
Magic Chest |
|
||
Chest High |
|
||
Knee deep... |
|
||
Other Left |
|
||
Aces high... |
|
||
Bail Out! |
|
||
Fall over... |
|
||
Duck Fast! |
|
||
Carpe Diem |
|
||
Oops Sorry |
|
||
No problem |
|
||
Forgiving Nature |
|
||
Secret Word |
|
||
Be careful... |
|
||
Major Consequences |
|
||
For you? |
|
||
Basic electronics |
|
||
Made Easy |
|
||
Tough luck |
|
||
Tough Audience |
|
||
Hot guacamole |
|
||
I'm busy |
|
||
Pick two... |
|
||
Or three |
|
||
Too many! |
|
||
Never enough |
|
||
Ice Cold |
|
||
In heat |
|
||
Break time... |
|
||
Quit Looking |
|
||
Stop staring! |
|
||
Tell Nobody! |
|
||
Stay put... |
|
||
Please Hold |
|
||
Hang on |
|
||
Not Now! |
|
||
The End! |
|
||
Your card? |
|
||
No, yours? |
|
||
Sit down... |
|
||
Not Ready! |
|
||
Your call |
|
||
Absolutely Wild! |
|
||
Wild card... |
|
||
Blank Back |
|
||
Back stage |
|
||
Up stage |
|
||
Left Wing |
|
||
What fer... |
|
||
Free Loader |
|
||
Right Wing |
|
||
Tax Payer |
|
||
Center Stage |
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Out Front |
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Second string... |
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Behind Stage |
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Alley Door |
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On Stage |
|
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Curtain Up |
|
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Off Stage |
|
||
Stage Hook |
|
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Can't sleep |
|
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Phoned In |
|
||
Not me! |
|
||
No way |
|
||
Says Who |
|
||
Absolute authority |
|
||
Definite Maybe |
|
||
Why not? |
|
||
First Refusal |
|
||
Final acceptance |
|
||
Black magic... |
|
||
Nearly True |
|
||
Tax Day |
|
||
Comes Monday |
|
||
Hate it! |
|
||
Blue Monday |
|
||
Oh please... |
|
||
Just pay... |
|
||
Vote Often |
|
||
Close-up Magic |
|
||
Amazing Magic |
|
||
Magically yours |
|
||
Government Waste |
|
||
Stage Magic |
|
||
Peaceful Ending |
|
||
Smokin hot |
|
||
Second Ending |
|
||
Last opening |
|
||
Upper Lower |
|
||
Hidden eggs... |
|
||
Bunny Secrets |
|
||
Happy Easter... |
|
||
Enjoy yourselves |
|
||
Free show |
|
||
Was Fragile! |
|
||
Smile & Wave |
|
||
Right Here! |
|
||
Fawlty Towers: Pretentious! Moi? |
|
||
Nearly Free |
|
||
Nearly Headless |
|
||
Hurricane Party |
|
||
Steamy hot |
|
||
Steamy Summer |
|
||
Spin doctor... |
|
||
Thanks Lady! |
|
||
Tips appeciated |
|
||
Down Boy! |
|
||
Racoon fever |
|
||
No Doubt |
|
||
Forced cards |
|
||
Next Card |
|
||
Requesting quiet |
|
||
Careful Chaos |
|
||
Borderline Insanity |
|
||
Any card... |
|
||
Exactly Close |
|
||
Unlimited chances |
|
||
Man Overboard! |
|
||
Borrowed effect |
|
||
Borrowed Image |
|
||
Borrowed bill |
|
||
Last Laugh |
|
||
Death defying |
|
||
Next Defendant |
|
||
Was priceless |
|
||
Hot Water |
|
||
Under water |
|
||
Heads Up |
|
||
Heads win |
|
||
Win Quickly |
|
||
Enough said |
|
||
Last Show |
|
||
One mind |
|
||
Dark Nights |
|
||
Lazy days |
|
||
Texas Swing |
|
||
Faulty transmitter |
|
||
Water Hose |
|
||
Eternally young |
|
||
Flat Tire |
|
||
Flat head |
|
||
Numb Skull |
|
||
Inebriated Temperanceist |
|
||
Fake it |
|
||
Real magic... |
|
||
Magically Delicious |
|
||
Hilarious colonoscopy |
|
||
Governmental Effectiveness |
|
||
Opaque transparency |
|
||
Extra Medium |
|
||
Tragically festive |
|
||
Decisively Ambiguous |
|
||
Tragically hilarious |
|
||
Get busy... |
|
||
Booming economy |
|
||
Long Gone |
|
||
Painfully happy |
|
||
Terribly bad... |
|
||
Terminally Healthy |
|
||
Hidden bird... |
|
||
Actively Sleeping |
|
||
Planned spontaneity |
|
||
Deficit Leadership |
|
||
Absent visibility |
|
||
Obvious Secret |
|
||
Nefarious Contraption |
|
||
Almost Acceptable |
|
||
Goes boom... |
|
||
Blue bird |
|
||
Dark White |
|
||
LOL Dark meat |
|
||
Amazing Magic |
|
||
Watch parades... |
|
||
Remedial Prosperity |
|
||
White meat |
|
||
White Lightning |
|
||
Johnny Lighting |
|
||
Lightning bolt... |
|
||
Hot Wheels |
|
||
Hot Rod |
|
||
Fragrant stench |
|
||
Radiating Darkness |
|
||
Athletically challenged |
|
||
Mental case... |
|
||
Political Integrity |
|
||
Silent riot |
|
||
Buy magic... |
|
||
Darkish magic |
|
||
Obvious Magic |
|
||
No tricks |
|
||
Loud whisper |
|
||
Shouting Quietly |
|
||
Longingly detached |
|
||
!@#$ me Especially when its being said to you by an extremely good looking female lol William |
|
||
Sing lower... |
|
||
Deep soprano |
|
||
Covert Showoff |
|
||
Angelic deceit |
|
||
Ban Mark |
|
||
Go Fishin' |
|
||
Big Bite |
|
||
Fish Tale |
|
||
Fish Tail |
|
||
Unscented fish |
|
||
Fish fly |
|
||
Fishy Response |
|
||
Smelly fish |
|
||
Fishy Finance |
|
||
Fried Fish |
|
||
Fishy Picture |
|
||
Fishing Permit |
|
||
Over Limit |
|
||
Outta bait. |
|
||
Live Bait |
|
||
Dead bait |
|
||
Road Warrior |
|
||
Previous post |
|
||
Subsequent post |
|
||
Repeititive post |
|
||
Photius' post |
|
||
Post Toasties |
|
||
Who's next? |
|
||
Just Leaving |
|
||
Next please. |
|
||
After you |
|
||
Jump Now! |
|
||
I'm falling! |
|
||
Aloha Dynamike! |
|
||
I'm back. |
|
||
Welcome Home. |
|
||
Welcome back |
|
||
Happy Days |
|
||
I surrender |
|
||
I yield |
|
||
LOW YIELD |
|
||
You win |
|
||
Heat wave... |
|
||
Stinky cheese |
|
||
Barbecue time... |
|
||
Woah... How??? |
|
||
Stay inside... |
|
||
I'm hot |
|
||
Posh Post. |
|
||
Global Warming |
|
||
Thinly obese |
|
||
Coming dear |
|
||
Seismic activity |
|
||
Gotta go |
|
||
Explosive silence |
|
||
Flower Feathers |
|
||
Clean dust |
|
||
Blind Peek |
|
||
Willing Assistant |
|
||
Magic Convention |
|
||
Gentle tornado |
|
||
Compliant magician |
|
||
Ambushed Audience |
|
||
Exit available |
|
||
Deficit redaction |
|
||
Pay up... |
|
||
Make me |
|
||
Magic Conventions |
|
||
Magic apple |
|
||
Next Card |
|
||
Push it |
|
||
Straw Poll |
|
||
Greasy pole |
|
||
Erratic Stability |
|
||
Vanishingly large |
|
||
Obviously Invisible |
|
||
Sweet stench |
|
||
Rapid Sluggishness |
|
||
Abbotts Convention |
|
||
Attentive somulence |
|
||
Random Practice |
|
||
Unconfirmed bachelor |
|
||
Positive Doubt |
|
||
Last Post... |
|
||
Nearly True |
|
||
Wrongly Announced |
|
||
Economic Recovery |
|
||
Short center |
|
||
Total Sample |
|
||
Boisterous ant |
|
||
Remote Control |
|
||
Learnt english |
|
||
Educational Television |
|
||
Comfortable steel |
|
||
Honest Politician |
|
||
Standing Ovation |
|
||
Killer Effect |
|
||
That's Funny |
|
||
Dead Right |
|
||
Dead End |
|
||
Live Wire |
|
||
Why two? |
|
||
Not Three |
|
||
Serious smile |
|
||
More Taxes |
|
||
Max tax |
|
||
Long Shot |
|
||
Cachectic obesity |
|
||
Baby Fat |
|
||
No taste |
|
||
Political Leadership |
|
||
Free Plague |
|
||
Rapid Decay |
|
||
Joyous frown |
|
||
Hidden Enthusiasm |
|
||
Stunted growth |
|
||
All Thumbs |
|
||
Sleepy time |
|
||
Yes Dear |
|
||
My bad |
|
||
Fare Bet |
|
||
Stunted Growth |
|
||
Silent Scream |
|
||
Practical Presto |
|
||
Gifted wonk |
|
||
Perfect Disaster |
|
||
Colorful gangrene |
|
||
Hardly Handy |
|
||
Enormous Iota |
|
||
Significantly Obscure |
|
||
World series... |
|
||
Genetically Exclusive |
|
||
No Strings... |
|
||
Door Ajar |
|
||
Forever Young |
|
||
For sure! |
|
||
Rock Bottom |
|
||
Price Negotaitor |
|
||
Cosmic Energy |
|
||
Dry Water |
|
||
Wet land... |
|
||
Nearly Close |
|
||
Fighting chance |
|
||
Every Chance |
|
||
One chance |
|
||
Vanishing Chance |
|
||
Biblical chance |
|
||
Not Again! |
|
||
Time again |
|
||
I'm here |
|
||
Not there |
|
||
It's everywhere |
|
||
Almost works! |
|
||
No Work |
|
||
Free Goods |
|
||
Big effect |
|
||
Small effect |
|
||
Ineffective Effect |
|
||
Effective effect |
|
||
Stolen effect... |
|
||
Creative eruption |
|
||
Creative effect |
|
||
Effective Misdirection |
|
||
Northern misdirection |
|
||
Congressional Misdirection |
|
||
Cold call |
|
||
Hot Doorknob |
|
||
Who called? |
|
||
Fire Escape? |
|
||
Fire prevention |
|
||
Aim Fire |
|
||
Stop firing |
|
||
Duck NOW! |
|
||
Heads up! |
|
||
Turkey Day! |
|
||
Gobble, Gobble |
|
||
Too Much |
|
||
I'm full |
|
||
Magically rumbled |
|
||
Nap time! |
|
||
I'm sleepy. |
|
||
Wake Up! |
|
||
Say what? |
|
||
Back off |
|
||
Don't Disturb |
|
||
Come in |
|
||
Turkey shoot |
|
||
Turkey Night |
|
||
Talk Turkey |
|
||
Turkey neck... |
|
||
Thanksgiving's today |
|
||
I'm Stuffed! |
|
||
Turkey overload |
|
||
Cold Turkey |
|
||
Holiday captive |
|
||
Just now |
|
||
Get set |
|
||
Not Now |
|
||
Right Now |
|
||
Very Later |
|
||
Times up |
|
||
Just Wait |
|
||
Hurry Please |
|
||
Ready Yet? |
|
||
Get set |
|
||
Start Over |
|
||
I did |
|
||
Not Me |
|
||
Softly spoken |
|
||
Yell Quietly |
|
||
Left handed... |
|
||
Handed Left |
|
||
Left Face |
|
||
Two Faced |
|
||
Face off |
|
||
About Face? |
|
||
Save face |
|
||
Silly face |
|
||
Guilty Face |
|
||
Fabulous face |
|
||
Mystery Face |
|
||
Shy Face |
|
||
Run Slower |
|
||
Speed Up |
|
||
Shift down |
|
||
Hold On |
|
||
Don't skid... |
|
||
Scream Quietly |
|
||
Whisper Loudly |
|
||
Ruthless toothless |
|
||
Spit Cup |
|
||
Dental agony |
|
||
Honest Official |
|
||
Late again |
|
||
Terminally Early |
|
||
Early riser |
|
||
Merry Christmas! |
|
||
Happy Hannukah |
|
||
Just-Us Department |
|
||
Busy shopping... |
|
||
Shopping Daze |
|
||
Shopping shock... |
|
||
Sucker Rebate |
|
||
Spend it... |
|
||
Zero Rebate |
|
||
Magic gifts... |
|
||
Return lines |
|
||
Show Receipt |
|
||
Further reductions |
|
||
Reduction Clearance |
|
||
Weight reduction... |
|
||
Watching Weight |
|
||
Destroyed receipt |
|
||
Return gifts... |
|
||
No returns |
|
||
Wrong Size |
|
||
Gained weight... |
|
||
Toes vanished |
|
||
Real Heels |
|
||
Turkey leftovers... |
|
||
Cold Coffee |
|
||
Dental carries |
|
||
Dental Floss |
|
||
Dental disasters |
|
||
Disaster movie... |
|
||
Master disaster |
|
||
Master magi... |
|
||
Barely Moving |
|
||
Knuckle pop... |
|
||
Bare Knuckle |
|
||
Bare bones |
|
||
Bare Budget |
|
||
Budget challenged... |
|
||
Freeloader Leadership |
|
||
Irresponsible leadership |
|
||
New taxes... |
|
||
Ax tax |
|
||
Elect Nobody |
|
||
Lame turkey |
|
||
Cold Turkey |
|
||
Tom turkey... |
|
||
Ankara Turkey |
|
||
True Choice |
|
||
Dealers choice... |
|
||
Fresh Choice |
|
||
New Antiques |
|
||
Old hat... |
|
||
Passing Hat |
|
||
Passing *as |
|
||
Social Promotion |
|
||
Social Commotion |
|
||
Social Disease |
|
||
Social security... |
|
||
Spreading Stupidity |
|
||
Accept bribe... |
|
||
Uhhhm..... what? |
|
||
Fraud Stimulus |
|
||
Occulus repairo? |
|
||
Glasses fixed |
|
||
Fixed race... |
|
||
Epic fail |
|
||
Honorable failure |
|
||
Winning fail |
|
||
Progressive Flop |
|
||
Belly flop |
|
||
Flop Stimulus |
|
||
Floppy disk... |
|
||
Speculative appetite |
|
||
Speculative Certainty |
|
||
Certainty equivacates |
|
||
Tebow time... |
|
||
Ungrateful Critics |
|
||
Aggravated love |
|
||
Sunday brunch... |
|
||
Sunday football |
|
||
Winding down... |
|
||
Spiraling down |
|
||
Economic Decay |
|
||
49ers rule |
|
||
Saturday matinee... |
|
||
Sunday Manatee |
|
||
Oblique palm ... |
|
||
Palm beer |
|
||
Beer here |
|
||
Beer Gut |
|
||
Gut strung |
|
||
Cat Gut |
|
||
Catapult grandma |
|
||
Elderly Infant |
|
||
Stinky cheese |
|
||
Sucker punch... |
|
||
Spiked punch |
|
||
Punch drunk... |
|
||
Punched Out |
|
||
Ran out |
|
||
Out cold... |
|
||
Cold sore |
|
||
Saddle Sore |
|
||
Draining sore |
|
||
Keep Voting |
|
||
Ballot stuffer |
|
||
Stuffing envelopes... |
|
||
Buck Passing |
|
||
Bronco Busting |
|
||
Bronc Twister |
|
||
Twist'in USA |
|
||
Geriatric Enthusiasm |
|
||
Geriatric marathon |
|
||
Geriactric memorial |
|
||
Hot wings ... |
|
||
McCarthy's Wings |
|
||
Geriatric Immaturity |
|
||
Pediatric Maturity |
|
||
Mature Maturity |
|
||
Ironic Maturity |
|
||
Ironic matrimony |
|
||
Absolutely Questionable |
|
||
Question mark... |
|
||
Marked question |
|
||
Political Integrity |
|
||
Barely escaped... |
|
||
Taxpayer Benefits |
|
||
Friend's benefits |
|
||
Milk Toast |
|
||
Chocolate pizza |
|
||
French vanilla ... |
|
||
Ice Cream |
|
||
Cream O'Wheat |
|
||
Whole Wheat |
|
||
Witty actuaries |
|
||
Act naturally... |
|
||
Naturally artificial |
|
||
Organic Synthetic |
|
||
Organ donor... |
|
||
Viagra Donor |
|
||
"Thread Locked" :D |
|
||
Dread Lock |
|
||
Lock jaw ... |
|
||
Lock down |
|
||
Down under... |
|
||
Down Above |
|
||
Dream Weaver |
|
||
Imaginary Results |
|
||
Brat pack... |
|
||
Energy Snore |
|
||
Big breakfast... |
|
||
Breakfast Bar |
|
||
Bar nun |
|
||
Bar Fly |
|
||
Fly open... |
|
||
Open bar |
|
||
Read This |
|
||
Ignore This |
|
||
This That |
|
||
Yea, whatever |
|
||
Specific Generalization |
|
||
Phone home |
|
||
Busy Signal |
|
||
No answer |
|
||
Text me. |
|
||
Fish Bait |
|
||
Fish tacos |
|
||
Anchovy turnovers |
|
||
Chocolate moments |
|
||
Cheese Cake |
|
||
Ketchup bagel... |
|
||
Honest Swindle |
|
||
Sticky ace... |
|
||
Sticky lubrication |
|
||
Rapidly Slowing |
|
||
Belt shim... |
|
||
Belt Dressing |
|
||
Dressing down... |
|
||
Turkey Dressing |
|
||
Thanksgiving Food |
|
||
Many Leftovers |
|
||
Not rightovers |
|
||
Definitely Ambiguous |
|
||
Contain profits |
|
||
Assure Losses |
|
||
Anybody else? |
|
||
Uniquely Inclusive |
|
||
Very interesting |
|
||
Dead Right |
|
||
Agonal snore |
|
||
Live Wire |
|
||
Dead beat... |
|
||
Devout Freeloader |
|
||
Dead wrong |
|
||
Dead Certain (And sometimes Certainly Dead) |
|
||
Mine Dreading |
|
||
Coal mine... |
|