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Topic: Only 10 Posts To Go Until 50
Message: Posted by: base851 (Feb 25, 2010 12:05AM)
And I'm trying to avoid post-whoring my way through the last 10.

Oh who am I kidding? Anyone wanna trade recipes? ;)
Message: Posted by: base851 (Feb 25, 2010 12:06AM)
OK that was 11, but now it's 10. Ooops...
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Feb 25, 2010 12:17AM)
Well, stick around this forum and post like a fiend. Recipes, jokes, links to obscure fetishes...jut keep posting away and get those fifty posts ASAP. Because, like, the Secret Sessions are like a kind of Holy Grail for Café members.

You would [i]not believe[/i] the treasures to be found there....
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Feb 25, 2010 12:24AM)
I personally was amazed at what was tipped there. Best reason ever to get 50.
Hurry, don't delay, get yours NOW!
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Feb 25, 2010 12:28AM)
Oh, and we shouldn't say this, because it's better for secrets not to be exposed, but:

Posts in the Not Very Magical Still forum count double.
Message: Posted by: Josh the Superfluous (Feb 25, 2010 06:13AM)
I don't know which Secret Session secret is the best: The links to those Masked Magician clips, or that store that matches TTs perfectly to your skin color. But I do know the definitive answer to "What color decks should you use?" has saved me a lot of grief.


BTW Post counts in "Not Very Magic..." sometimes take a day or two to show up. But they're worth the wait.
Message: Posted by: base851 (Feb 25, 2010 11:49AM)
*senses chain being yanked*

"Not Very Magical..." posts don't count at all do they?

Anyone need any old threads necroed? Flame wars started? Anything?
Message: Posted by: Cliffg37 (Feb 25, 2010 12:01PM)
Should we tell him about the special forums at 100 posts?
Message: Posted by: EsnRedshirt (Feb 25, 2010 01:01PM)
Cliffg, no- that would be as cruel as telling him about the gallery that opens up at 500 posts.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Feb 25, 2010 01:04PM)
After those 500 posts he can start looking forward to the drunken "Inner Circle" orgies that take place in that secret place in the desert....
Message: Posted by: base851 (Feb 25, 2010 01:24PM)
[quote]
On 2010-02-25 14:04, stoneunhinged wrote:
After those 500 posts he can start looking forward to the drunken "Inner Circle" orgies that take place in that secret place in the desert....
[/quote]

I've heard about these. They're with aliens, right?
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Feb 25, 2010 01:32PM)
No. They're usually all Americans.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Feb 25, 2010 01:44PM)
Oh wait! I misunderstood. You mean the kind of aliens who built Stoneunhinged and say things like "All your base851 are belong to us".

No, the drunken orgy usually takes place in Los Vegas. But you're not allowed to know that until you have 1,000 posts and are Facebook friends with Lance Burton.
Message: Posted by: EsnRedshirt (Feb 25, 2010 02:01PM)
Wohoo! Only 289 more posts to go! And a Facebook friending- I think Lance has me blocked, though. You think he's ticked off about all those Mafia Wars invites?
Message: Posted by: Al Angello (Feb 25, 2010 03:31PM)
Base851
Posts made at "not very magical" do not count, so if I were you I would make my last 11 posts else where.
Message: Posted by: base851 (Feb 25, 2010 03:39PM)
[quote]
On 2010-02-25 16:31, Al Angello wrote:
Base851
Posts made at "not very magical" do not count, so if I were you I would make my last 11 posts else where.
[/quote]

Hehe. Yeah I figured that out early on. I've mainly been playing along for chuckles at this point. Anyhoo, it was worth a shot, and this is the only forum where I'd troll for a silly reason.

Still, that whole orgy in the desert outside of Las Vegas with aliens and my Facebook buddy, Lance is kind of intriguing. I'll bet he knows a lot of hot chicks...
Message: Posted by: EsnRedshirt (Feb 25, 2010 03:54PM)
Partying with Vegas "chicks" is over-rated. They work really weird hours, and you're always brushing glitter or sequins off your clothes. (And be careful if you ask one to join you on the dance floor- if she doesn't charge you, she may accidentally kick you.)

:P
Message: Posted by: Al Angello (Feb 25, 2010 04:05PM)
Hot Vegas chicks. Haven't we all learned our lesson on that subject? Tiger Woods partied with the hot Vegas chicks and now he is sleeping in his garage.

I have 6,400 posts perhaps I could sell you a few?
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Feb 25, 2010 09:39PM)
Esn- good one about mafia wars.

I have a 1000 posts, AND I am friends with Burton on facebook. Blam!!!!!
Message: Posted by: EsnRedshirt (Feb 25, 2010 11:02PM)
[quote]
On 2010-02-25 22:39, kcg5 wrote:
Esn- good one about mafia wars.

I have a 1000 posts, AND I am friends with Burton on facebook. Blam!!!!!
[/quote]And I bet you've still got a funny rash left over from that last party with all those hot Vegas chicks... I'd recommend penicillin.
Message: Posted by: landmark (Feb 25, 2010 11:06PM)
Good news! Ten more posts and you get to have an opinion on healthcare, evolution or the economy that absolutely guaranteed will not be deleted :)
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Feb 26, 2010 09:12AM)
[quote]
On 2010-02-26 00:06, landmark wrote:
Good news! Ten more posts and you get to have an opinion on healthcare, evolution or the economy that absolutely guaranteed will not be deleted :)
[/quote]

That IS funny!