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Topic: New Game: You're Banned
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 07:19AM)
I saw this somewhere else and it has been going for YEARS now. It is so fun. Basically, you say that you ban the person that posted above you. Everything is game in this game....you can ban someone for something in their messages, their username, anything. So, after saying that, someone ban me and we'll get started.

Trust me, if this works out right, it can be a lot of fun.
Message: Posted by: Dennis Michael (Oct 16, 2010 08:03AM)
You're banned...?????

Well I guess that didn't work!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 08:15AM)
Lol ur banned for not knowing how to play this game


you see what I mean? just bash on the person above you and "ban" them
Message: Posted by: R.S. (Oct 16, 2010 08:49AM)
Satellite23, I'm afraid I'll have to ban you for not using proper grammar and punctuation (not ending a sentence with a period and not starting a sentence with a capital letter). You're outa here!

Ron
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 16, 2010 08:52AM)
RS,
You are banned for being full of grammar and punctuation "sea" "are" "ay" "pee".

Love this game!
Message: Posted by: gdw (Oct 16, 2010 08:57AM)
Sbc, you are banned fro trying to sneak in a word like c r a p.
Message: Posted by: landmark (Oct 16, 2010 09:27AM)
Gdw, you're banned for not knowing your ABCs.
Message: Posted by: rockwall (Oct 16, 2010 12:19PM)
Landmark, you are banned for not banning gdw for mis-spelling 'for'.
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 12:55PM)
Rockwall, you are banned for waiting so long to ban landmark.

Tom
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 12:56PM)
Hey, you can't ban me for my last post now.

That would be illegal. I'm still in the game.

:)

Tom
Message: Posted by: Michael Baker (Oct 16, 2010 01:06PM)
Tom, you are banned for redundancy.
Message: Posted by: gdw (Oct 16, 2010 01:12PM)
Tom, you are banned for not explaining what happened to those two posts commenting on banning for mentioning banning.
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 01:26PM)
I was banned twice. How can that be?

I should be put back in the game until someone can legally ban me.

Tom
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 01:28PM)
Oh wait TomBoleware posted the same time is me

anyways Tom ur banned for not banning anyone in your last post!

lol ur not kicked out if you're banned.........just keep going and have fun
Message: Posted by: KyleMacNeill (Oct 16, 2010 01:40PM)
Satellite, you are banned for double posting.

Kyle
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 01:40PM)
Good. Thanks.

Now you banned for not fully explaining the rules to the slow people like me.

I'm still in the game.
I'm still in the game.
I'm still in the game.

Tom
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 01:41PM)
Kyle
you banned for posting the same time as me.

Tom
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 01:43PM)
:)

Tom
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 01:49PM)
Your banned for using that smilie instead of typing anything
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 01:54PM)
Smiles are legal, so I hate to tell you, but I'm banning you for illegally banning me.

Tom
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 01:56PM)
Your banned for saying your name at the end of all of your messages
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 01:59PM)
Again, you didn't explain that part in the rules. So again, You are banned.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 02:03PM)
You are banned for not understanding the rules


you can post anything at all!!!!!!!!!!!!

you get banned, then ur still in! ban the next person.

the point is to leave something open to get banned for! so basically set urself up to get banned! post anything.....u will get ragged on.

basically....there are no rules to this except ban the person above you for whatever you want. username, smilies, anything in the post, number of posts, avatar, what rank, grammar, where they from, and so on until the world ends! those are the rules!!!!!!!!!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 02:04PM)
For instance: I could ban myself for having the name satellite23, being a new user, having 88 posts (make that 89 lol), my grammar mistakes, my noobish avatar, the time that I posted that, and so on.

so yes, I know that the next person may ban me for double posting. now, use that as bait for the next remark.
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 02:25PM)
You said, "basically....there are no rules," yet you using up a lot of posts explaining the rules.

I think you need to be banned for that. You are baned.


Tom
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Oct 16, 2010 02:36PM)
You are banned for unnecessary and flagrant dropping of an "n."
Message: Posted by: gdw (Oct 16, 2010 02:37PM)
[quote]
On 2010-10-16 14:59, TomBoleware wrote:
Again, you didn't explain that part in the rules. So again, You are banned.
[/quote]

Tom, you failed to end this post with your name, so you are banned.
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 02:52PM)
The guy with the rule book said it had to be the one directly above you. :)
I wasn't, so you are banned.

Tom
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 02:56PM)
Yes.....tom is right

and you are banned for being right
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 16, 2010 03:05PM)
Now that is a shame when you get banned for being right.

I am doing my best to play by the rules, (even if there are none) and I get kicked out of here.

I don't like those rules, so You are banned.

Tom
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2010 03:15PM)
You are banned for making the Y in You capital.

you make me sound like an important figure lol. (not that I'm not)
Message: Posted by: Cyberqat (Oct 16, 2010 07:51PM)
Satellite,

You're banned for starting this silly thread!
Message: Posted by: Nosher (Oct 17, 2010 08:45AM)
Cyberqat,

You are banned for having tiny satellites, one black, one white, circling your head.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 17, 2010 09:21AM)
Nosher, you're banned for incorporating my username in the banning of cyberqat
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 17, 2010 10:22AM)
Satelite,
you are banned for thinking that if you post in this forum it gets added to your post count, but it doesn't. You are still on 88 posts and will be for as long as you only post in this forum so you are banned for not understanding how the magic Café post count works.
Banned
You're out of here!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 17, 2010 06:24PM)
Oh......duh!!!!!!!!!!i feel stupid

ur banned for adding "You're out of here" at the end of your post. Just adding insult to injury lol.
Message: Posted by: Bernard Sim (Oct 17, 2010 07:30PM)
Everyone above me has been banned. The next person to ban me will also be banned.
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 17, 2010 08:52PM)
Bernand - You are banned for having a computer game named after you and wipe that silly grin off your face.
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Oct 17, 2010 09:11PM)
Chrystal,

I don't see any reason to ban you.

But, I'm going to have to for that very reason.

Sorry, you should have given us a reason.

You are banned.

Tom
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 18, 2010 12:07AM)
It's okay Tom and although I dislike doing this... I am going to ban you for being too nice!
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 18, 2010 07:52AM)
Chrystal,
You are banned for not being able to decide if you are from Canada or France.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 18, 2010 12:42PM)
Abc, ur banned for being a part of the inner circle and not having an avatar


see how fun this can be lol?
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 18, 2010 07:55PM)
You are banned for not being part of the inner circle and not having an avatar.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 19, 2010 02:11PM)
Ur banned for using my reason and making fun of me for being new :(

lol
Message: Posted by: MagicMitch (Oct 19, 2010 04:04PM)
You are banned for being new
Message: Posted by: mediamonk (Oct 19, 2010 05:12PM)
MagicMitch,

You're banned for having fewer posts than the guy you're calling new.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 20, 2010 09:06AM)
You are banned for having the same avatar as me.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 21, 2010 04:20PM)
Abc, ur banned for joining on Jan. 4
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 22, 2010 02:26AM)
Satellite - Wikepedia explains satellites are these:
In the context of spaceflight, a satellite is an object which has been placed into orbit by human endeavor. Such objects are sometimes called artificial satellites to distinguish them from natural satellites such as the Moon.

Based on the above I conclude you are artificial thus fake...and on that basis I'm banning for not being a real satellite. You are banned!!!
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 22, 2010 10:21AM)
Chrystal,
You are banned for taking this game so serious that you checked something on wikipedia.
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 22, 2010 11:43AM)
Abc - I'm banning you for stealing the title of a Jackson Five Song! You're outta here! :O)
Message: Posted by: landmark (Oct 22, 2010 02:49PM)
Chrystal--Banned for using an emoticon that doesn't turn into a dancing beer bottle!
Message: Posted by: ralphs007 (Oct 22, 2010 03:12PM)
Your all banned for impersonating a moderator!
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 22, 2010 10:06PM)
Ralph - I'm banning you for improper grammar..it's you're not your.
>>Waves goodbye and hums...na na na na..hey hey hey ...goodbye....
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Oct 22, 2010 10:44PM)
Chrystal you are banned for taunting.
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 23, 2010 12:51AM)
Magnus : I'm banning you for not realizing the difference between flaunting, daunting and taunting. I was the first two.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 23, 2010 03:46AM)
Chrystal,
I am banning you for incorrect punctuation.
No space needed in Magnus:
Message: Posted by: Dennis Michael (Oct 23, 2010 05:11AM)
I'm reinstating everyone that was banned because your "quiet time" in the corner is up.

Crystal, you can never be banned because you have a "dog lover's card" and a dog can't be banned for the simple fact he can't play the game.

Magnus is holding a sign which Jumble solution is "Endears" and the meaning is : To make beloved or very sympathetic and is feeling guilty for banning anyone.

ABC can't be banned because DEF can't start that beautify "Alphabet tune" that children sing to learn their ABCs
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 23, 2010 07:18AM)
Ur banned for reinstating every1.
Message: Posted by: Jonathan O (Oct 23, 2010 07:28AM)
You're banned for not writing "one" with words. You wrote "1" instead.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 23, 2010 12:08PM)
You are banned for banning the person who banned the only person who didn't ban a person in this game.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 24, 2010 10:50AM)
Ur banned for usins so many bans in a sentence
Message: Posted by: Jonathan O (Oct 24, 2010 10:53AM)
You're banned for not spelling the words "You, "Are", "Using" right.
Message: Posted by: MagicMitch (Oct 24, 2010 03:55PM)
You are banned for capitalizing words in the middle of a sentence.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 24, 2010 11:20PM)
You are banned for spelling every word correctly in a sentence.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 25, 2010 02:05PM)
Ur banned for knowing how to spell, abc!
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 25, 2010 08:14PM)
You're banned for banning me.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Oct 25, 2010 10:19PM)
You're banned for not accepting your banning with quiet dignity and grace!
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 26, 2010 08:28AM)
Your banned for being the first person to realise that I lack dignity and grace.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Oct 28, 2010 05:22AM)
You are banned for thinking nobody else realized that!
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Oct 28, 2010 06:31AM)
You are banned for the gratuitous and unnecessary use of an exclamation mark!
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 28, 2010 10:41AM)
You are banned for having so many people in your avatar that it is impossible to know who you are.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Oct 29, 2010 07:33AM)
You are banned for not being able to tell the only Mr. in the group!
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Oct 29, 2010 10:33AM)
You're banned for wearing a white tie with a black shirt.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 30, 2010 12:32PM)
Ur banned for having a cool pic for ur avatar


also, I got a pm from a staff member saying that someone posted innappropriate language on here.......it has now been deleted. so, plz keep this thread clean....no cussing, name-calling, or anything else derogatory.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 30, 2010 12:44PM)
Your banned for adding something totally irrelevant to your post. Just ban and give a reason. (Those are the rules!)
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Oct 30, 2010 07:28PM)
You're banned for pointing out there was something irrelevant in the previous post.
Message: Posted by: The great Gumbini (Oct 31, 2010 12:06AM)
Ed,


Your banned, he's banned --- this whole game is banned! (From "And Justice For All")


Good magic to all,


Eric


Yeah I know I'm Banned! This is fun.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 31, 2010 10:30AM)
Ur banned for being the first person to realize that this is fun!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 6, 2010 11:35AM)
Okay to keep this topic alive I ban myself for telling a lie......gumbini wasn't the first to realize this is fun..............i was the first one lol
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Nov 6, 2010 12:23PM)
Satellite23 - you are banned for being banned the most.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 6, 2010 06:53PM)
Ur banned for having the three jumbo cards in your pic. where's the king?
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 6, 2010 07:03PM)
You are banned for being too lazy to type "You are" instead of "Ur"...
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 7, 2010 04:09AM)
You're banned for not banning Satellite23 for asking a stupid question like "Where's the King?"
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 7, 2010 02:00PM)
Ur banned for saying that my question was stupid!!!!
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 7, 2010 05:08PM)
You are banned for excessive exclamation marks!
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 8, 2010 06:13AM)
You are banned for only banning people based on grammar and punctuation.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 8, 2010 04:10PM)
Ur banned for not caring about proper grammar!!!!!
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 9, 2010 10:52AM)
You are banned for going on about proper grammar while still writing "Ur!"
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 9, 2010 04:30PM)
Ur banned for not capitalizing the first letters in your user name
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 9, 2010 08:17PM)
... and the punctuation police say you are banned for not ending your sentence with SOMETHING.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 10, 2010 12:58AM)
You are banned for predicting the obvious.
Message: Posted by: Bernard Sim (Nov 11, 2010 03:31AM)
I've been banned before and I'm back. Ban me again! I'll be back.........
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 11, 2010 08:35AM)
You are banned for not banning anyone.
You are also banned for having a terrible smile.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 11, 2010 02:14PM)
You are banned for double banning...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 11, 2010 03:26PM)
Ur banned for quoting Elliot
Message: Posted by: Dannydoyle (Nov 11, 2010 03:43PM)
I ban myself because... well wow so many things to choose from. Oh oh I ban myself for not being able to choose a reason why I am banning me.
Message: Posted by: Max Krause (Nov 11, 2010 03:52PM)
I am now banning banning.

Max
Message: Posted by: Dannydoyle (Nov 11, 2010 04:06PM)
I wish you did that one post earlier so I would not be banned. I would ban you for being slow, but you banned it so I can't. You are SO lucky.
Message: Posted by: gdw (Nov 11, 2010 06:05PM)
I'm banning you for not banning Max for banning banning.
Message: Posted by: Gary Dayton (Nov 11, 2010 08:14PM)
I would like to be banned - seriously, please. How can I do it?
Message: Posted by: gdw (Nov 11, 2010 08:46PM)
Gary, for not banning me, and asking to be banned, I am refusing to ban you.


To make up for not banning you, I am banning myself.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 11, 2010 09:52PM)
I want to ban you for looking like a Simpsons character but I can't because you are already banned!?
So I am banning you for sandwiching Gary Dayton and I am banning him for being in the gdw sandwich.
Message: Posted by: tommy (Nov 11, 2010 10:12PM)
The only thing I ever got banned from was a prison. Oh yes and a casino and the USA.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 12, 2010 11:33AM)
You're banned for not being banned from here before.
Message: Posted by: tommy (Nov 12, 2010 05:17PM)
Sorry, yes I forgot. I have been banned from the café twice before for breaking the rules. And rightly so if I may say so. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time as they say. :)
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 12, 2010 07:21PM)
Well then you are banned again for the sake of making it 3rd time lucky.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 12, 2010 07:50PM)
And so, you are banned for... for... oh, just because abc ... abc... why not def???
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 12, 2010 09:21PM)
Your banned for making fun of me.
The reason - I hadn't learned the alphabet that far when I registered.
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Nov 13, 2010 11:39AM)
You are banned for using lowercase abc instead of uppercase ABC - so there!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 13, 2010 12:29PM)
You are banned for rubbing it in his face by saying "-so there!"
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 15, 2010 11:41AM)
You are banned for ignoring the other poor 22 satellites when you named yourself.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Nov 15, 2010 01:15PM)
And you, Sir, are banned for being named after your state.
Message: Posted by: edh (Nov 15, 2010 06:43PM)
Tom you're banned for calling attention to it.
Message: Posted by: StephenP (Nov 16, 2010 12:26AM)
Edh, you're banned for NOT calling attention to Tom's ID and its witty riff on the City of Angels as "Loose Angles," which also doubles as a way to describe a magician who hasn't accounted for all of his audience's sight lines.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 16, 2010 06:13AM)
You are banned for making the reason you banned the previous person so complicated that I had to read it three times.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 16, 2010 12:13PM)
You're banned for reading the same post three times.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 16, 2010 09:35PM)
You are banned for having more posts than me.
Message: Posted by: edh (Nov 16, 2010 10:21PM)
...and you're banned for having less posts than me.
Message: Posted by: Jonathan O (Nov 17, 2010 07:12AM)
And you're banned for banning someone just because of their post count.
Message: Posted by: ClintonMagus (Nov 17, 2010 09:09AM)
You are banned because there is an asphalt contractor across the street from my office...
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 17, 2010 09:42AM)
Your banned. (no pun intended) - go figure!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 18, 2010 03:09PM)
Ur banned for not intending that pun
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 18, 2010 07:29PM)
You're banned for not learning from past mistakes. (Ur)
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 18, 2010 09:56PM)
You're banned for being in the inner circle, - wait!
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 19, 2010 12:20AM)
Too late. You are banned forthe same reason.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 19, 2010 01:59PM)
Ur banned for not putting in a space in a certain spot :)
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 19, 2010 11:20PM)
You're banned for not have four figures worth of posts.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 20, 2010 01:49AM)
Your banned for not using ING when you should (not the insurance)
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 20, 2010 06:43AM)
You're banned 'cause my coffee is cold...
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 20, 2010 07:55AM)
You're banned for changing your avatar.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 20, 2010 10:28AM)
You're banned for not having an avatar.
Message: Posted by: Jonathan O (Nov 20, 2010 11:53AM)
You're banned for having one.

Jonathan
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 21, 2010 06:50AM)
You're banned for stating the obvious by typing your name when it is not necesary.
Message: Posted by: Jonathan O (Nov 21, 2010 06:58AM)
You're banned for not showing your name at all.

(From now on I will not write my name at the end of my post in this game, or else I'll just get banned for it. Perhaps I should stop writing my name at all...)
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 21, 2010 08:22AM)
You are banned for extraneous comments!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 21, 2010 01:10PM)
Ur banned for leaning a gainst a tree
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 21, 2010 10:08PM)
You're banned for leaning against a tree and not showingt us a picture thereof.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 22, 2010 04:58PM)
You're banned for posting at 11:08 PM
Message: Posted by: Jonathan O (Nov 23, 2010 06:53AM)
You're banned for finally knowing how to spell to you're correct.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 23, 2010 10:41AM)
Your banned for making little sense in your post yet the meaning is quite clear.
Message: Posted by: Phil J. (Nov 23, 2010 01:36PM)
You're banned for the incorrect use of the word 'your'.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Nov 23, 2010 04:43PM)
You're banned for a lack of sympathy for the ignorant.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 23, 2010 10:05PM)
You're banned for trying to get someone to symphatize with me.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 25, 2010 10:19AM)
You're banned for not accepting the attempt at developing sympathy for you.
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Nov 25, 2010 10:51AM)
You're banned for not trying to find sympathy in the dictionary (it's somewhere between 's**t' and 'syphilis').
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 25, 2010 11:14AM)
You're banned for being Creepy!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Nov 28, 2010 02:29PM)
You're banned for being an elitist.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 28, 2010 05:36PM)
You are banned for playing music and dancing in the presence of blind, deaf people...
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 29, 2010 03:47AM)
You're banned for only playing country music and then letting people who can see and hear listen to it.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 29, 2010 08:42AM)
Youre banned for making fun of country music.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Nov 29, 2010 11:32AM)
You're banned for not realizing that some country music seriously needs to be made fun of!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 1, 2010 02:06PM)
You're banned for saying that. Just straight up making that post lol.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 1, 2010 10:14PM)
You're banned for not accepting criticism of country music. Some of it is allright but there is some that just ......
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Dec 1, 2010 10:34PM)
You're banned for using "country" and "music" in the same sentence.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 2, 2010 09:55AM)
You're banned for being Canadian. I couldn't think of another reason.
Message: Posted by: Nosher (Dec 2, 2010 11:55AM)
Well in that case you're banned for being Sarth Effricken.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 2, 2010 04:36PM)
Ur banned for using an accent in.....a computer post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Dec 2, 2010 05:00PM)
You are banned for mistaking an ancient Sumerian city for an English contraction.
Message: Posted by: magicalaurie (Dec 2, 2010 06:41PM)
John, I'd like to inform you, you've been :banned: for playing Survivor at the Magic Café. :)
This game is somewhat fun, I think, or could be, maybe. :shrug:

Laurie
Message: Posted by: The Scary Librarian (Dec 2, 2010 06:50PM)
Magicalaurie, you've been banned for taking banning so lightly!
Message: Posted by: magicalaurie (Dec 2, 2010 06:57PM)
Can't say I didn't see it coming... Scary, this makes banning fun, I find: :banned:
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Dec 2, 2010 07:21PM)
Laurie you are banned because I want company.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 2, 2010 10:50PM)
You are banned for expecting us to read your avatar.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 3, 2010 08:06AM)
Therefore, I herewith ban thee for implying we should pick a card from your avatar!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 3, 2010 09:31AM)
You are banned for using the word "thee" in your post.
Message: Posted by: Nosher (Dec 3, 2010 10:42AM)
You are banned for also using the word th.... Ha. Nearly got me.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 3, 2010 12:22PM)
Thy be banned for spelling the word "thee" with periods. Period.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 3, 2010 09:20PM)
You're banned for holding up a tree.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 4, 2010 01:17PM)
Ur banned for assuming he is holding up a tree.....even though his avatar cleary displays both of his hands at his side!!!!
Message: Posted by: magicalaurie (Dec 4, 2010 03:49PM)
Ur :rolleyes: :banned: for the usual, among other things...
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 4, 2010 08:19PM)
You are banned for excessive use of smileys, or whatever they are...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 5, 2010 12:28AM)
You're banned for being banned for the same reason twice.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 6, 2010 07:02PM)
You're banned because that is the point of this game.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 7, 2010 08:03AM)
You are banned because you posted on "a date which will live in infamy"...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 7, 2010 08:47AM)
You're banned for posting on a date that will not live in infamy.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 7, 2010 12:58PM)
And you are banned for falling for my ruse- I posted on the date that "will live in infamy", a small town in northern Idaho...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 8, 2010 08:59AM)
12/2=6 so 12/6 and 20/2=10 so 2010. He posted on 12/6/2010. Case closed. You're banned.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 8, 2010 09:28AM)
You're banned for making me do math! "Weird" math at that!
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 8, 2010 06:53PM)
You are banned because abc's math is so bad, not to mention he closed a case that was never opened...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 9, 2010 05:58AM)
You're banned for not knowing that I was referring to a case of BEERS!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 9, 2010 05:37PM)
You're banned because I just got finished reading "Mockingjay"
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 9, 2010 09:54PM)
You're banned for reading. No-one on the Caf actually reads the posts before they post. ANy conversation on any topic can prove that.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 9, 2010 11:30PM)
You're banned for Pontificating.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 11, 2010 10:46AM)
You're banned for not tightening your angles.
Message: Posted by: jem368 (Dec 13, 2010 04:05AM)
You're banned for wearing clothes like that - you're really asking for trouble.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 13, 2010 08:57AM)
You're banned for insulting a "black" Ninja.
Message: Posted by: jem368 (Dec 13, 2010 10:47AM)
You're banned for insulting a colorblind victim of a ninja.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 13, 2010 10:30PM)
You're banned for thinking colorblind people can not distinguish between black and white.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 14, 2010 07:16AM)
You are banned for making a discriminatory statement!
Message: Posted by: mvmagic (Dec 14, 2010 07:35AM)
You are banned for making a statement!
Message: Posted by: landmark (Dec 14, 2010 02:00PM)
You are banned for living in a state!
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 14, 2010 04:11PM)
You are banned 'cause your avatar needs a shave...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 14, 2010 05:52PM)
You're banned because.....well, speaking of shaving....
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 14, 2010 09:36PM)
You are banned for not banning Mr Mystoffelees for not leaning against a tree.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 15, 2010 11:10PM)
You're banned for not banning satellite23 for not banning Mr. Mystoffelees for naming himself after a Jellico Cat!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 16, 2010 05:17AM)
You are banned for confusing the living $^% out of me.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 16, 2010 02:49PM)
You're banned for censoring your language.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 16, 2010 10:09PM)
You are banned for accusing me of something I did.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 17, 2010 05:38AM)
You're banned for doing something that you did.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 17, 2010 07:58AM)
You're banned for banning someone who did something...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 17, 2010 10:38AM)
You are banned for pretending to be a woman posing for a photo with Santa.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 17, 2010 11:05AM)
You're banned for pretending to be a silhouette of a rabbit in a hat.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 17, 2010 12:24PM)
You're banned for glueing your cards together.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 17, 2010 01:24PM)
You're banned for not realizing how long it took me to get those cards into that position.

(My son, the photographer, was getting annoyed at having to wait for me to set up the fan properly.)
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 18, 2010 09:21AM)
You are banned for excessive and irrelevant verbiage...
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 18, 2010 10:55AM)
You're banned for molesting Santa!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 19, 2010 03:09AM)
You're banned for not realising it is Mr Mystofelees being molested by Santa.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 19, 2010 10:57AM)
You're banned for being right!
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (Dec 19, 2010 03:37PM)
You're banned for saying something without first consulting the host.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 19, 2010 09:50PM)
You're banned for thinking we have to consult anyone before saying something.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 19, 2010 09:50PM)
You are banned for having an unpronouncable user name.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 19, 2010 10:32PM)
You are banned for not being able to pronounce "Ed"...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 20, 2010 09:00AM)
You're banned for banning me for posting at the same time as "Ed"
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 20, 2010 03:41PM)
You're banned for posting at exactly 10:00 am on the dot.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 20, 2010 06:40PM)
You're banned for not knowing that where I am it wasn't 10 am on the dot but 11 pm.
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (Dec 20, 2010 07:03PM)
You are both banned for making my head hurt.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 20, 2010 07:59PM)
You're banned for banning two at once...
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 20, 2010 09:45PM)
You're banned for having a really funny joke as your signature
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 21, 2010 04:44AM)
You're banned for not having a signature.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 21, 2010 09:42AM)
Well, then you are banned for having one.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 21, 2010 02:51PM)
You're banned for being an hour late
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 21, 2010 10:05PM)
You're banned for being a clock watcher!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 21, 2010 10:26PM)
You are banned for making me read the word "clock" three times before I noticed the "l"
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 21, 2010 11:52PM)
You're banned for not knowing geography fer squat!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 22, 2010 06:50AM)
Says the perswon who can't spell his city's name. You are banned just for that.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 22, 2010 07:28AM)
You're banned for making me laugh until ... well, until the term "clock watcher" will never be the same...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 22, 2010 04:28PM)
You're banned for predicting that you will soon have more than 2273 posts.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 22, 2010 05:48PM)
You are banned for banning me for a prediction that has proved to be 100% correcto-mento...
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 22, 2010 11:12PM)
You're banned for making predictions.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 23, 2010 02:22AM)
You're banned for being difficult to ban.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 23, 2010 08:39AM)
You are banned for sticking extra letters in words to confuse us.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 23, 2010 10:16AM)
You're banned for making me laugh at my own joke Mr cLock watcher.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 23, 2010 03:27PM)
You're banned because I'm getting Call of Duty for Christmas.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 23, 2010 11:36PM)
You're banned for starting a thread that will soon have more than 10 pages.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 24, 2010 07:38AM)
And you are banned!! It's your Christmas present...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 24, 2010 04:53PM)
Ur banned for changing your signature
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 24, 2010 11:45PM)
And you're banned for... for... Oh, you are SO banned just as soon as I think of a reason!
Message: Posted by: kmpx18 (Dec 25, 2010 03:07AM)
Ed, I believe it's your turn to be banned in this silly, whimsical little game. I shall set up a ceremony of bandedness (quite possibly not even a word) to commemerate this awful of banning you because you were unable to write out a simple little reason to ban someone.
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Dec 25, 2010 09:21AM)
Well I might as well jump into this silly little game (however I will probably get banned for it)
Kmpx18 you are Banned for setting up a ceremony of bandedness without having permission.
Message: Posted by: kmpx18 (Dec 25, 2010 10:18AM)
MagicB1S, you are banned because you failed to recognize my misplacement of a word. Hour just seems to be missing after the word awful, so it shall now read " I shall set up a ceremony of bandedness (quite possibly not even a word) to commemerate this awful hour of banning you because you were unable to write out a simple little reason to ban someone." There, now I think that's suffice. Even I'm pwning myself.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 25, 2010 10:32AM)
And you are banned for misspelling 'banndedness'...Not to mention 'pwning', whatever that is...so, Merry Christmas, you're banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 25, 2010 10:59AM)
You are banned for saying you are banned twice in your post.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 25, 2010 04:36PM)
You're banned because I got call of Duty AND the Criss Angel Magic Kit for Christmas.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 25, 2010 06:05PM)
WOW, you are banned, and I am really sorry, because there is an automatic banning for anyone who has possession of a Chris Angel Magic Kit...
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 25, 2010 10:17PM)
You're banned for not getting me a Chris Angel Magic Kit.
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (Dec 26, 2010 02:28AM)
You're all banned for posting on Christmas Day (though I do realize that some of you are not religious/Christians [which is ok]). Also, Ed is banned for spelling Criss Angel wrong.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 26, 2010 04:39AM)
You're banned for banning me for a perfectly legitimate reason.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 26, 2010 09:05AM)
You're banned for accepting the reason for being banned without a fight.
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Dec 26, 2010 10:49AM)
Abc is Banned for expecting ed to put up a fight
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 26, 2010 12:31PM)
You're all banned for squabbling!
Message: Posted by: Rupert Bair (Dec 26, 2010 12:44PM)
You are banned for banning everyone.
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (Dec 26, 2010 01:50PM)
You're banned for posting after everyone (including you) was banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 27, 2010 02:56AM)
You are banned for not banning yourself.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Dec 29, 2010 07:40AM)
[quote]
On 2010-10-16 08:19, satellite23 wrote:
I saw this somewhere else and it has been going for YEARS now. It is so fun. Basically, you say that you ban the person that posted above you. Everything is game in this game....you can ban someone for something in their messages, their username, anything. So, after saying that, someone ban me and we'll get started.

Trust me, if this works out right, it can be a lot of fun.
[/quote]

You are banned for not knowing the rules- you can only ban the person who posted above you....
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 29, 2010 08:44AM)
You are banned for not banning mahucharn for also breaking the rules.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 29, 2010 12:53PM)
You're banned for being so watchful.
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Dec 29, 2010 05:42PM)
Your Banned for starting this stupid thread
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 29, 2010 10:33PM)
You're banned for calling this stupid thread "stupid"
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 30, 2010 07:41AM)
You're banned for being hypocritical.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 30, 2010 10:36PM)
You are banned for calling me (one of the top contributors to this stupid thread) hypocritical.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Dec 31, 2010 11:46AM)
You're banned for being one of the top contributors to this stupid thread.
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Dec 31, 2010 05:24PM)
Your banned for not being one of the top contributors
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 31, 2010 05:38PM)
You're banned for having a website in your sig
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 1, 2011 02:04AM)
You're banned for calling a website address a website.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 1, 2011 11:26AM)
You're banned for being cranky on New Year's Day.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 1, 2011 12:03PM)
You're banned for accusing him of being a Scrooge AFTER Christmas.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 2, 2011 04:36AM)
You are banned for banning someone on New Year's day.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 2, 2011 07:44AM)
You're banned because it is 2011 baby!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 2, 2011 01:18PM)
You're banned for wasting exclamation points...unless you are collecting and recycling old ones.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 2, 2011 10:09PM)
You are banned for giving a condition for banning. Someone is banned and that's it no "unless".
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 3, 2011 12:23AM)
You're banned for ticking me off.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 3, 2011 01:46PM)
ABC: You're banned for running this ridiculousness to 10 pages
Tom: you're banned for keeping this 10 pages of ridiculousness going...........and I don't care if I mis-spelled ridicul...........of never mind
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 3, 2011 07:47PM)
You are banned for banning two people. Only one at a time. You have to be patient!
Message: Posted by: WagsterMagic (Jan 3, 2011 10:18PM)
You're banned for being too patient!
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 3, 2011 11:36PM)
You are banned for using a contraction.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 4, 2011 06:47PM)
You're banned for banning him for his proper use of the English language in his banning of you after you banned me!!!!!! And I don't care if I confused my banner, because I predict that he will get banned also.
Message: Posted by: McAllisterMagic (Jan 4, 2011 08:14PM)
Satellite23 you're banned for saying banned to much in a sentence!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 4, 2011 08:31PM)
YOU'RE ALL BANNED BECAUSE YOU MADE THIS THREAD GO TOO FAR!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 4, 2011 09:33PM)
No shouting allowed. Banned!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 4, 2011 09:53PM)
No banning me for SHOUTING! YOU ARE BANNED!
Message: Posted by: WagsterMagic (Jan 4, 2011 10:10PM)
If you shout and you get banned for shouting you are banned!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 4, 2011 10:42PM)
[quote]
On 2011-01-04 23:10, WagsterMagic wrote:
If you shout and you get banned for shouting you are banned!
[/quote]

:worry:

You are banned for confusing me!
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 5, 2011 02:26AM)
You are banned for being confused.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 5, 2011 03:31AM)
[quote]
On 2011-01-05 03:26, abc wrote:
You are banned for being confused.
[/quote]

You're banned for having the first three letters of the alphabet as your name!
Message: Posted by: WagsterMagic (Jan 5, 2011 02:49PM)
You are banned for quoting!
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 5, 2011 08:12PM)
You're banned for not pulling the aces halfway out of your fan of cards!
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 6, 2011 08:09AM)
You are banned because I made the coffee too strong...
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 6, 2011 09:15AM)
You are banned for not liking strong coffee.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 6, 2011 08:57PM)
And so you are banned for not knowing the difference between strong coffee and too strong coffee...
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 7, 2011 01:39AM)
You are banned for not knowing there is no such thing as "too strong coffee"
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 7, 2011 05:59PM)
You're banned for having a coffee cup with a hole eaten out of the bottom.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 7, 2011 07:16PM)
You're banned because I don't even drink coffee!
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 8, 2011 10:02AM)
You are banned for not drinking coffee even "bottomless" cups.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 10, 2011 10:44AM)
You're banned for being a coffee snob.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 10, 2011 02:33PM)
You're banned because I don't even know what that means.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 10, 2011 04:24PM)
Your banned for being too easily confused!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 12, 2011 05:14PM)
You're banned for expecting me to know my coffee terms.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 12, 2011 08:23PM)
You are banned for not going to a restaurant and asking what a "bottomless" cup of coffee is. (Granted with the economy the way it is world wide, you probably won't find it anywhere)
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 14, 2011 04:24AM)
You're banned for adding global economic theory to what should be a fun thread!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 14, 2011 01:25PM)
You're banned for saying "Global Economic Theory" in what should be a fun thread.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 14, 2011 08:40PM)
[quote]
On 2011-01-14 14:25, Tom Jorgenson wrote:
You're banned for saying "Global Economic Theory" in what should be a fun thread.
[/quote]
You're banned for being quoted in this post.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 16, 2011 09:35PM)
You're banned for quoting Tom.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 17, 2011 12:53AM)
You're banned for being one of three people keeping this thread alive.
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 17, 2011 01:12AM)
You're banned for being one of the other two.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 17, 2011 09:45AM)
You're banned because this is officially the 305th post in this topic
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 17, 2011 11:06AM)
You're banned for being the person who STARTED this thread.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 17, 2011 04:44PM)
You are banned because I agree with you!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 17, 2011 05:35PM)
You are banned for public sycophanticity.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 17, 2011 08:55PM)
You are banned for using interesting words in a thread where you could just have said "You're banned for agreeing with him."
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 19, 2011 06:59PM)
You're banned because I assume you looked that up........at dictionary.com!
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 20, 2011 10:11AM)
You are banned for guessing where I check words.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jan 20, 2011 10:17AM)
You're banned for having to check.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 20, 2011 11:25PM)
You're banned for not knowing how often I have to check.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 23, 2011 07:23AM)
You're banned for assuming that he/I/we don't.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 23, 2011 09:48AM)
You are banned for using four pronouns in one sentence.
Message: Posted by: Seeker (Jan 23, 2011 10:10AM)
Abc,

You are banned for having a daily posting ratio of .42 as of 1/23/2011.

And I am up to date on all my shots, so I am now immune to any and all forms of Bondage that you are all putting each other in.

Gross.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 23, 2011 12:38PM)
AND...you're banned. Too much information.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 24, 2011 03:23AM)
YOU'RE ALL BANNED FOR GETTING BANNED!!!!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 24, 2011 09:46AM)
You are banned because you are the only one left to ban...
Message: Posted by: ed rhodes (Jan 25, 2011 02:21PM)
I'm banned because I don't want to play anymore.

Have fun people!
Message: Posted by: Larry Bean (Jan 25, 2011 02:48PM)
You're already banned. You banned yourself.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 25, 2011 06:23PM)
You're banned because....well, I don't know why. Or maybe I just can't think right now....I'm tired; goodnight.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 25, 2011 07:05PM)
You are banned because you did not ban Bean for not banning Ed...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 26, 2011 01:57PM)
You're banned because it is today and I feel refreshed!
Message: Posted by: critter (Jan 26, 2011 05:15PM)
If you feel refreshed then it must be sunny out, so you are Ray-Ban'd.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 26, 2011 07:26PM)
You're banned for trying to be punny.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 27, 2011 02:56PM)
You're banned for (I think) making up a new word.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 30, 2011 02:14AM)
You're banned because I haven't checked the caf for almost a week and when I did I checked this thread first.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 30, 2011 07:37AM)
You're banned for truly enjoying my thread. Man I feel popular all of the sudden lol!

EDIT: Oh yeah, I usually check this thread first also.
Message: Posted by: Seeker (Jan 30, 2011 07:46PM)
You're banned for being way to excited about this thread.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jan 30, 2011 07:50PM)
For mentioning being way too excited, you are rubber banned.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 30, 2011 08:32PM)
You are banned for not banning the previous banner of a banner of a banner for misspelling "too"... but all is not lost if you can find someone to help you- in other words, a banned aid...
Message: Posted by: landmark (Jan 31, 2011 11:24AM)
You're banned for giving way too easy a reason to ban you.
Message: Posted by: Daniel Santos (Jan 31, 2011 01:22PM)
You're banned for putting nonsense in your signature line.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Jan 31, 2011 04:04PM)
You're banned for doing a muscle pose and forgetting the muscle...
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jan 31, 2011 04:24PM)
You're banned for not knowing he's just thinking.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 31, 2011 06:15PM)
You're banned for being from Loose Angles, CA, and I'm not even sure what the heck kind of a joke that is supposed to mean........
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 3, 2011 06:33AM)
You are banned for not getting other people's jokes
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 4, 2011 02:34PM)
U R B@NNED 4 NO g00d RE@SON
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 4, 2011 02:35PM)
Woah....I didn't know those were going to be links to the middle of nowhere!!!!!! How awesome is that!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Feb 4, 2011 02:52PM)
Annnnnnddd...you're banned for not banning yourself.
Message: Posted by: Stucky (Feb 5, 2011 05:11PM)
I'm with the banned!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Feb 6, 2011 12:05AM)
Not yet you're not. Oh wait. You're banned. NOW you are!
Message: Posted by: Dan Bernier (Feb 6, 2011 01:26AM)
I don't know how this banned thread works but if you want to get yourself banned, all you got to do is expose the dishonesty of the more reputable dealers and creators that help sponsor this site.

;)
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 6, 2011 02:35AM)
You're banned only for not knowing how this thread works and for no other reason at all.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Feb 6, 2011 11:21AM)
You're super banned, to celebrate the super bowl...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 6, 2011 01:26PM)
You're banned for not capitalizing the "S" in Super and the "B" in Bowl, because they should definitely be capitalized!!!!
Message: Posted by: Seeker (Feb 6, 2011 09:22PM)
[quote]
On 2011-02-06 02:26, Gospel Dan wrote:
I don't know how this banned thread works but if you want to get yourself banned, all you got to do is expose the dishonesty of the more reputable dealers and creators that help sponsor this site.

;)
[/quote]

I ban everyone in this thread including the guy above me, because no one else realized this true statement.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 7, 2011 04:07AM)
You're banned for not realising that I did realize the truth of his statement and therefore only banned him for not knowing how the thread works. Take that!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 7, 2011 07:57AM)
You're banned because.......the Steelers.....shoulda........won........
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Feb 7, 2011 09:25AM)
You're banned for having a name that refers to a Dave Matthews song
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 7, 2011 10:34AM)
MAK, you are banned for not ending your sentence with a period.
Message: Posted by: Elliott Hodges (Feb 7, 2011 10:53AM)
PaulPacific you're banned for having foot that's way bigger than you head.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 7, 2011 08:06PM)
You're banned for thinking that is a real foot.
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Feb 7, 2011 08:48PM)
You're banned for speaking south african in taiwan?
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 7, 2011 10:40PM)
You're banned for Listening to a South African in Taiwan (aka LSAT)
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Feb 8, 2011 09:11AM)
You're banned for representing the Law School Admission Test acronym incorrectly.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 8, 2011 10:28AM)
MAKMagic you are banned (again) for having way more muscles than I have!
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Feb 8, 2011 10:31AM)
Paul, you are banned for having a big toe the size of my bicep.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 8, 2011 05:48PM)
You're banned because you are posing in....your kitchen?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 8, 2011 07:14PM)
You're banned because you have less than 130 posts!
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 8, 2011 07:16PM)
You're banned because you are 5 short on your shirt.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 8, 2011 07:18PM)
LOL You're banned for having a dirty mind!
;)
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 8, 2011 07:48PM)
You're banned for getting it which means you also have a dirty mind.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 8, 2011 08:01PM)
You're banned for making me laugh..twice!
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 8, 2011 10:18PM)
You're banned for laughing in what should be a very serious thread!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 9, 2011 11:33AM)
You're banned for banning me 3 times no less.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Feb 9, 2011 07:38PM)
You're banned for not realizing being banned here is like an old roadrunner cartoon- just go "boing" and you are as good as new...
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 9, 2011 07:43PM)
You're banned for changing my opinion, even tho you claim you have not.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 9, 2011 08:11PM)
You're banned for posting so often that you are the only person I have banned in my last for bannings.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 9, 2011 08:13PM)
You're banned; you spelled four incorrectly.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 9, 2011 10:51PM)
LOL. You're banned four(to establish balance) pointing out my stupidity.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 9, 2011 11:13PM)
You're banned because you and I are the only ones still here. :)
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Feb 10, 2011 07:40AM)
You are banned for ignoring me...
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 10, 2011 08:53AM)
You're banned for not saying that the original poster was also ignored in Bigfoot's post.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Feb 11, 2011 07:46AM)
You are banned in retaliation...
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 11, 2011 10:01AM)
You're banned for retaliation.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 12, 2011 01:48PM)
You're banned for making WAY more posts than I have.
Message: Posted by: KyleMacNeill (Feb 12, 2011 02:18PM)
Your banned for having a foot as a profile pic..
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 12, 2011 10:04PM)
You're banned for having the name3 of a computer in the middle of you name.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Feb 13, 2011 08:22AM)
You're banned for sloppy typing...
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 13, 2011 11:20AM)
You're banned for using three periods when one would suffice. (TWICE!)
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Feb 13, 2011 11:28AM)
And you are banned for having what appears to be a prehensile extra toe sticking into your ear.........
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 13, 2011 12:08PM)
You're banned for making me laugh so hard I did a spit-take and spilled coffee all over my keyboard!! :coffee:
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 13, 2011 08:49PM)
You're banned for typing a banning message while there is coffee on your keyboard.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 13, 2011 09:12PM)
You're banned because I detected a note of schadenfreude in your thoughts as you posted.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 23, 2011 07:05PM)
I ban myself because nobody else has banned me in well over a week!
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 23, 2011 08:03PM)
You're banned for banning yourself.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 25, 2011 04:57PM)
Stare into my eyes.....you are getting sleepy......very sleepy.....now, you will do what I say....you will get banned on this awesome game!!!!! Oh wait, I mean, you are banned....now, for the.....will someone count how many times abc's been banned?
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 25, 2011 06:56PM)
You're banned for typing a message that is irrelevant and long. Yawn!!!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 26, 2011 07:04AM)
You're banned because apparently my subliminal message affected you!!!!!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 26, 2011 10:10AM)
You're banned for sending out subliminal messages!
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 26, 2011 03:13PM)
You're banneed cause I say so!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 26, 2011 03:15PM)
You're banned for not spelling 'banned' properly!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 26, 2011 04:49PM)
You're banned because you use your toes to type your messages.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 26, 2011 05:31PM)
You're banned for making me burst out laughing!
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 26, 2011 10:15PM)
You're banned for laughing at your own jokes.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 3, 2011 02:37PM)
You're banned because I thought my own gae dropped off the face of the forum....first reply since Feb. 26!!!!!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 3, 2011 02:52PM)
You're banned for typing the word "gae"!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 3, 2011 03:08PM)
You're banned for the very same reason!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 3, 2011 03:30PM)
YOU'RE BANNED FOR USING REASON HERE!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 3, 2011 03:40PM)
You're banned for shouting!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 3, 2011 04:59PM)
You're banned for showing the number 64!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 4, 2011 01:52PM)
You're banned because....I don't undersatnd your username...

by the way, what is it? just curious
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 4, 2011 07:12PM)
If you want to ask personal questions, PM. Because you didn't....You're banned.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 5, 2011 12:17AM)
You're banned for cruel and unusual punishment.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 6, 2011 06:53AM)
You're banned because that's illegal
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 6, 2011 09:52AM)
What's illegal? Whatever...You're banned.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 7, 2011 03:29PM)
You're banned because Pokemon Black/White came out....you can tell me if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2011 04:33PM)
Pokemon! You're banned for bringing that up!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 7, 2011 06:55PM)
You're banned for not liking Pokemon.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 7, 2011 07:08PM)
All this Pokemon talk is making me angry. You are Bruce Bannered.
Message: Posted by: Simon Mandal (Mar 7, 2011 08:18PM)
Your post was almost a haiku.therefore you are banned.

"All the Pokemon Talk
Is making me angry. (missing syllable)
You are bruce bannered"
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 7, 2011 08:29PM)
You are banned for having no neck and shoulders.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 7, 2011 09:10PM)
You're banned for missing the opportunity to say "Wish? Did somebody say 'Wish'? Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho. Mecca lecca hi, mecca chiney ho."
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 7, 2011 10:33PM)
You're banned for necesary repetition.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 7, 2011 10:56PM)
You are banned. You spelled necessary incorrectly!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 8, 2011 02:29AM)
You're banned for not knowing that the repetition of critter was not necessary and therefore necesary.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 8, 2011 04:13AM)
You're banned for confusing me!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 8, 2011 02:19PM)
You're banned because I'm sure that's already been used!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 8, 2011 05:43PM)
You're banned because you're not really sure when you say that!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 8, 2011 08:55PM)
You are banned for not specifying who DC is in your signature.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 8, 2011 09:00PM)
You're banned for not knowing that stands for "District of Columbia."
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 9, 2011 12:27AM)
You're banned for talking rubbish DC doesn't "stand" for anything.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 9, 2011 12:37AM)
You're banned for forgetting about David Copperfield.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 9, 2011 12:57AM)
You're banned for choosing DC over Marvel.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 9, 2011 02:21AM)
You're banned for posting so quickly that I couldn't say to our friend PaulPacific "My point exactly!"
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 9, 2011 09:49AM)
You're banned for bringing PP into DC.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 9, 2011 02:07PM)
You're banned for bringing the thought of "PaulPacific INTO David Copperfield"! :worry:
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 9, 2011 05:57PM)
You're banned because right now I'm soaking wet from being out in the rain!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 9, 2011 07:24PM)
You're banned for going 'off-topic'.
Message: Posted by: Llynus (Mar 10, 2011 03:22AM)
You're banned for an unimaginative user name.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 10, 2011 07:29AM)
You're banned because I just watched American Idol and Thia didn't perform as well as she could... :(
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 10, 2011 07:57AM)
You're banned for watching Asian girls on American Idol.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 10, 2011 08:44AM)
You're banned for saying Asian girls when there is only one there, Thia...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 10, 2011 09:06AM)
You're banned for not telling the truth. Her entire family is there in the audience waiting to ride her wave of fame.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 10, 2011 10:11AM)
Abc, unfortunately you must be banned for not mentioning my name in your last three posts here.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 10, 2011 10:13AM)
You're banned for not knowing that abc's password is 123.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 10, 2011 04:47PM)
You're banned for turning an old joke into an original one that actually made me LOL!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 10, 2011 07:18PM)
You're banned for not using ROTFL
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 10, 2011 07:49PM)
You're banned for excessive criticism.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 10, 2011 08:46PM)
You're banned for possession of Herb.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 10, 2011 11:51PM)
You're banned for being a Nark.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 11, 2011 05:26PM)
You're banned for spelling narcotics with a "k."
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 12, 2011 11:44AM)
You're banned for miss use of an animal in your signature.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 12, 2011 12:21PM)
And you're banned for touting Tijuana Tourism.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 12, 2011 12:43PM)
You're banned just 'cause I say so!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 12, 2011 06:10PM)
You're banned for saying something when you should just stick to typing.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 12, 2011 06:45PM)
You're banned because apparently Charlie Sheen has tiger blood.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 12, 2011 06:48PM)
You may be banned, but I'm WINNING!
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 12, 2011 07:01PM)
˙ɹǝuuıʍ ǝɥʇ sı ǝɥ ƃuıɯıɐןɔ ɹoɟ pǝuuɐq sı ɹǝʇʇıɹɔ
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 13, 2011 05:15AM)
You're banned for writing upside down....(How easy was that)
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 13, 2011 06:40AM)
ˇuʍop ǝpýsdn ƃuýʇýɹʍ ʇou ɹoɟ pǝuuɐq sý ɔqɐ
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 13, 2011 07:32AM)
You're banned because......besides from the obvious switching out the "I"s, you have "Cups and Balls" twice in your signature.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 13, 2011 08:46AM)
You're banned for banning the person above you and citing TWO reasons when only one is really necessary.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 13, 2011 09:24AM)
You're banned because I was going to say that to satellite23!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 13, 2011 10:36AM)
You're banned bacause you did not say that to him.
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 13, 2011 10:43AM)
You're banned for spelling because as bacause
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 13, 2011 10:54AM)
You're banned for not putting a "full stop" at the end of your sentence.
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 13, 2011 11:21AM)
You're banned for copying the idea of banning someone on grammar from me!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 13, 2011 08:32PM)
You're banned because I have heard of "lights, camera, action" but never of "cup, sand, balls, magic"
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 13, 2011 08:38PM)
You're banned because nobody mentioned sand!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 13, 2011 08:55PM)
You're banned because my feet are not in the sand right now!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 13, 2011 09:01PM)
You're banned for podophilia.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 13, 2011 10:38PM)
Podophobe! You're banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 14, 2011 12:47AM)
You're banned for giving critter the boot (or foot if you wish to)
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 14, 2011 04:15AM)
You're banned for believing in offering wishes!
Message: Posted by: Bill Hoffman (Mar 14, 2011 09:14AM)
Your banned for telling someone not to believe in wishes and having a signature that is pro dreams!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 14, 2011 09:16AM)
You're banned for confusing dreams in life and wishes to abc!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 14, 2011 09:47AM)
You're banned for using my name in your post.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Mar 14, 2011 09:49AM)
You're banned and don't try to get out of it, because what's the use- there is nothing anyone can do about it!
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 14, 2011 09:50AM)
You're banned for being negative!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 14, 2011 04:52PM)
You're banned for being negative towards soemone who was banned for being negativetowards someone else who was banned by him! And nobody better say that that message was confusing because I WILL BAN YOU MYSELF!!!!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 14, 2011 07:44PM)
You're banned because I will get banned by someone long before you can ban me.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 15, 2011 04:18PM)
You're banned for forcing me to have to ban you before satellite23 does.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 15, 2011 04:26PM)
You're banned for all the right reasons!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 15, 2011 04:29PM)
You're banned for not giving me specifics.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 15, 2011 04:40PM)
You're banned for asking for specifics!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 15, 2011 06:30PM)
You're banned because you are from Malaysia but it doesn't say so in your profile.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 15, 2011 06:37PM)
You're banned for saying "bad Asia," in Latin.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 15, 2011 06:51PM)
You're banned for banning him before I could!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 15, 2011 08:15PM)
You're banned for wanting to ban me over a latin comment.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 16, 2011 03:50AM)
You're banned for neglecting the rest of the alphabets in your name!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 16, 2011 10:09AM)
You're banned for thinking abc has anything to do with the alphabet
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 16, 2011 10:50AM)
You're banned for abbreviating "Abacus."
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 16, 2011 12:08PM)
You're banned for taking picture only with Teller.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 16, 2011 01:31PM)
You're banned for not being more compassionate to how P&T "roll."
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Mar 16, 2011 01:41PM)
Lately I've found it much more rewarding to ban myself. So for those asking in eMails and PM's...no I'm not banned again...except by me.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 16, 2011 01:43PM)
Ok, you're banned then. By default. ;)
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 16, 2011 01:45PM)
I feel left out so I'm banning myself so I can go do my German final. But if I'm going down, you're going down with me, so you're banned too!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 16, 2011 02:58PM)
You can't ban yourself, and you can't ban me yet. You have to ban the person above you. You're banned for flagrant disregard for the very rules that hold our society together. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 16, 2011 03:16PM)
I can ban you... You're banned for saying "Shame" three times!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 16, 2011 04:25PM)
You're banned because I feel incompetent because I have the least creative ban on this page!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 16, 2011 04:34PM)
You're banned so you won't feel so incompetent... ;)
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 16, 2011 06:31PM)
You're banned for trying to make someone feel better about themselves.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 16, 2011 06:32PM)
You're banned for banning me for doing that!
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Mar 16, 2011 07:35PM)
Your banned for banning someone for no good reason
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 16, 2011 10:37PM)
You're banned for seperating B and S with a 1 so we wont know about the BS
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 17, 2011 01:50AM)
Abc, You are banned for banning me more than any other person!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 17, 2011 03:10AM)
PaulPacific, you're banned for using your toes to type your posts!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 17, 2011 03:26AM)
You're banned for banning PaulPacific for an obvious but lame reason.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 17, 2011 03:42AM)
You're banned for a pun about feet and lameness!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 17, 2011 07:31PM)
Pakar Ilusi, I'm banning you for your penultimate post, becasue I had already used that ban on him!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 17, 2011 08:22PM)
You're banned for not realizing that if you get banned and you don't change your behavior, you can get banned again.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 17, 2011 08:52PM)
You are toe!tally banned for NOT using your toes to type your posts!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 17, 2011 10:43PM)
You're banned for having a (toe)talitarian attitude
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 18, 2011 03:49AM)
You're banned for being clever with your words...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 18, 2011 08:53AM)
You're banned for banning me for cleverness.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 18, 2011 11:39AM)
You're banned for thinking it was "cleverness" and not seeing the difference that it was just you "being clever"... ;)
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 18, 2011 11:45AM)
You are banned for overuse of the word "clever."
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 18, 2011 12:05PM)
You're banned for cleverly posting in every thread that has a red cup on my screen.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 18, 2011 02:15PM)
You're banned becasue Jakson 5 has a song about you thta my brother really likes

"ABCs, it's easy as 1,2,3, ABCs" I foget how the rest goes.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 18, 2011 02:16PM)
You're banned for referring to your cup...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 18, 2011 04:57PM)
You're banned for not banning him for "thta".
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 18, 2011 08:29PM)
You're banned for spitting on the screen.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 18, 2011 08:59PM)
You're banned for being a tattle-tale.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 20, 2011 08:07AM)
You're banned for quoting the DL.
Message: Posted by: KyleMacNeill (Mar 20, 2011 11:52AM)
You're banned for not putting the 'DL' in quotation marks.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 20, 2011 01:47PM)
You're banned for that funny word "Syncopation"...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 20, 2011 08:43PM)
You're banned for getting to 3000 posts.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 20, 2011 09:03PM)
You're banned for realizing it...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 20, 2011 10:16PM)
You're banned for ending every post like this ...
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 21, 2011 12:18AM)
You're banned for...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 21, 2011 01:01AM)
You're banned cause that reason sucks!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 21, 2011 01:21AM)
You're banned for talking dirty.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 21, 2011 03:27AM)
You're banned for liking it but not saying so.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 21, 2011 05:07AM)
You're banned for reading his mind.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 21, 2011 07:49AM)
You're banned for being disrespectful to (fake) psychics.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 21, 2011 08:49AM)
John Edward was on the Dr. Oz show and he says someone whose name has an a, b, or c is banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 21, 2011 09:19AM)
You're banned for listening to dead people. (This can only be reversed if you actually see them)
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 21, 2011 11:05AM)
You're banned for giving a way out of a ban.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 21, 2011 12:07PM)
You're banned for not realizing tyhat I didn't. See dead people - give me a break.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 21, 2011 12:18PM)
You're banned for not knowing that the plot twist is that you're actually a dead person.
[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2009/09/sixthsense-(2).jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 21, 2011 01:26PM)
You're banned for spooking me!
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 21, 2011 05:48PM)
You're banned for racial slurs.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 21, 2011 06:09PM)
You're banned because if I counted up all of my posts on this thread, my post total would probably be double of what it says it is!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 21, 2011 06:13PM)
You're banned for caring about post count.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 21, 2011 06:26PM)
You're banned for accurate assessment.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 21, 2011 07:51PM)
You're banned for alliteration.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 21, 2011 07:59PM)
You're banned for trying to confuse us with your fancy five-syllillable word.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 21, 2011 08:44PM)
You're banned for giving your syllilable too many syllilables.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2011 01:37AM)
You're banned for being silly.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 22, 2011 08:13AM)
You're banned for lack of Putty.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 22, 2011 09:01AM)
You're banned for "poof"
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 22, 2011 09:05AM)
You're banned for plagiarizing a Jackson 5 song.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 22, 2011 10:35AM)
You're banned for knowing songs by the Jackson 5.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 22, 2011 06:19PM)
You're banned because I can't do the Moonwalk...
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Mar 22, 2011 06:26PM)
You're banned for being a satellite that can't walk on the moon.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2011 07:28PM)
You're banned for calling him a satellite!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 22, 2011 07:34PM)
You are banned for making 2601 posts more than I've made.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2011 07:35PM)
You're banned for counting them.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 22, 2011 08:25PM)
You're banned for having the same number of letters in your post as there are in the alphabet.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2011 08:31PM)
You're banned for making me count. Now my head hurts...
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2011 08:53PM)
You're banned 'cause you need a time out.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 22, 2011 11:21PM)
You're banned for giving an "illegal" time-out.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 08:21AM)
You're banned for getting all "lawyery".
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 23, 2011 08:28AM)
You're banned cause your signature makes perfect sense.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 08:54AM)
You're banned for not allowing us the privilege of reading one.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 09:47AM)
You're banned for all the children in the world.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 23, 2011 10:18AM)
You're banned cause my wife read that and now we are talking about that and I have a lot of explaning to do.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 10:20AM)
You're banned for letting your wife read that.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 12:11PM)
You're banned for spousal reference.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 01:26PM)
You're banned for your Poof!
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 01:30PM)
You're banned for plagiarizing ABC on the poof ban.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 01:44PM)
You're banned thinking I even read that ban of his.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 01:49PM)
You're banned for not keeping up.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 01:50PM)
You're banned for not getting down.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 01:53PM)
You're banned for dance references.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 01:56PM)
You're banned for referencing references.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 23, 2011 02:20PM)
You're banned because the past 16 posts have come from people who don't have a cool avatar, even though there were only 3 different people that posted those!
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 03:03PM)
You're banned for being a visual bigot & hypocrite.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 03:27PM)
You're banned for being too harsh.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 03:32PM)
You're banned for humor impairment.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 23, 2011 03:34PM)
You're banned for implying that mint and pear go together.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 03:39PM)
You're banned for being very perceptive.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 23, 2011 04:21PM)
You're banned for not knowing that Mint and Pear go very well together. You have to pour 3 oz. of bourbon over them.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 04:23PM)
You're banned for drinking.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 23, 2011 06:03PM)
"Banned for drinking?" You can't do that. You're banned!
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 23, 2011 06:21PM)
You're banned for limiting others.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 23, 2011 06:24PM)
You're banned for being over the limit.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 23, 2011 08:21PM)
You're banned for being taller than Teller.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 23, 2011 11:13PM)
You're banned for not banning him for being taller than a Pen(n).
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2011 11:21PM)
You're banned for putting that n in a bracket.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 24, 2011 08:02AM)
You're banned for banning me for something I didn't do. I put the brackets around the n. I did NOT put the n in a bracket!
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 24, 2011 08:53AM)
You're banned for being literal.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 24, 2011 09:30AM)
You're banned for having the name that the Brits think the Americans are mispronouncing and vice versa.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 24, 2011 10:36AM)
If the Brits hadn't invented punk then the Americans couldn't have invented hardcore and I could not declare you to be Rollins Banned.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 24, 2011 10:42AM)
You're banned for not following protocol.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 24, 2011 12:27PM)
You're banned for banning someone who made no sense.
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Mar 24, 2011 12:45PM)
You're banned for being part of roving banned of lunatics.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 24, 2011 12:48PM)
You're banned for bringing celestial bodies into this.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2011 01:49PM)
You're banned for the whole Universe!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 24, 2011 01:51PM)
You're banned for being MORE than unfair.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 24, 2011 01:56PM)
You're banned for blatantly advertising alcohol on the Café.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2011 02:20PM)
You're banned for thinking of drinking.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 24, 2011 03:28PM)
You're banned for writing the name of a Country song.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 24, 2011 04:52PM)
You're banned for knowing the name of a country song.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 24, 2011 08:33PM)
You're banned for falling for his bluff. I know the name of every country song and that isn't one of them.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 25, 2011 08:36AM)
You're banned for extensive Country song knowledge.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2011 11:18AM)
You're banned 'cause I like Country Music.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 25, 2011 11:26AM)
You're banned for repetitious use of the word "tree."
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 25, 2011 11:26AM)
You're banned for not seeing the forest.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2011 11:38AM)
You're banned for making me think of Tom Hanks.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 25, 2011 11:39AM)
You're banned for making me want chocolate.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 25, 2011 05:28PM)
You're banned because my Oreo today was deformed; the cream was literally on top of the cookie.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 25, 2011 05:32PM)
You're banned for not recognizing this omen.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 25, 2011 05:46PM)
You're banned for believing on Oreos.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 25, 2011 06:10PM)
You're banned for a religious reference.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 25, 2011 06:41PM)
Since Oreos are by nature a religious experience, you're banned for banning Oreos.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 25, 2011 07:33PM)
You're banned for touching the second shelf, "where I keep my root beer and double thick Oreos."
[img]http://www.jimjambo.com/GrandpaTheLostBoys.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 25, 2011 09:29PM)
You're banned for that picture.
Message: Posted by: Schism (Mar 26, 2011 04:21PM)
You are banned for having a plain username like abc
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 27, 2011 12:00AM)
And you're banned for causing a schism!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 27, 2011 04:26AM)
You're banned for posting exactly on the hour. Boring!!!!! Couldn't wait a minute, could you?
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 27, 2011 01:17PM)
You're banned for clock watching.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 27, 2011 01:32PM)
You're banned for clock blocking.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 27, 2011 02:04PM)
You're banned for bad tongue-twisterism.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 27, 2011 06:23PM)
You're banned because I could not find that word in the dictionary.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 27, 2011 06:34PM)
And you're banned for not Googling it. It's a perfectly cromulous word!
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 27, 2011 08:24PM)
You're banned for not posting a link to the search.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 27, 2011 09:31PM)
You're banned for not posting in such a way that allows for a witty and amusing way to ban you.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 28, 2011 06:57AM)
You're banned for having that silly face at the end of your signature.

:-D

At least give him a mustache!

:-{D
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 28, 2011 09:08PM)
You're banned for changing his silly face to Hulk Hogan.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 29, 2011 10:11AM)
You're banned for thinking the Hulkster looks like a kitty. Because that smiley looks like a kitty. Kitty.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 29, 2011 04:13PM)
You're banned cuz you called abc a kitty, when clearly he is a rabbit! In a hat, at that...
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 29, 2011 08:23PM)
You're banned for saying I am the rabbit. I'm the hat.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 29, 2011 08:49PM)
You're banned for copying Mr. Hat.
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/26/Mr.Hat-200.jpg/240px-Mr.Hat-200.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 29, 2011 09:05PM)
You're banned for an unauthorized photo of Mr. Hat! ;)
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 29, 2011 10:33PM)
You're banned cause I bet if I say hattrick you'd think I was referring to magic.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 29, 2011 11:12PM)
You're banned for making me snort coffee.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 30, 2011 07:30AM)
You're banned for not specifying the type of coffee you are snorting.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Mar 30, 2011 01:14PM)
You're banned for indirect coffee specification requests.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 30, 2011 03:12PM)
All three of you are banned because it sounds like you all are taking drugs. I mea, snorting coffee? And what's worse, you all are questioning each other about it! What kind of coffee? I don't think we want to know.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Mar 30, 2011 04:05PM)
You're banned for babbling. Have some coffee.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2011 06:12AM)
You're banned for offering snorted coffee.
Message: Posted by: cupsandballsmagic (Mar 31, 2011 07:29AM)
You're banned for being javaphobic
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2011 07:30AM)
You're banned for liking snorted coffee.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 31, 2011 08:53AM)
You're banned for confusing snorted coffee with snorting coffee.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 31, 2011 10:28AM)
You're banned for not including tea.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 31, 2011 10:40AM)
You're banned for being a teatotaller.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 31, 2011 03:56PM)
You're banned for typing a totally terrible tongue twister. I DO need some coffee!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 31, 2011 04:46PM)
You're banned for mixing too much "T" with your coffee.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 31, 2011 08:10PM)
You're banned for not calling a spade a spade. He meant to say Toffee.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2011 12:40AM)
You're banned for using a spade to explain Toffee.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 1, 2011 01:29AM)
Fine...You're banned for not calling a toffee a toffee.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2011 01:54AM)
You're banned for calling a toffee when it can't really answer you.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 3, 2011 07:28AM)
You're banned for not realizing that Mr. Toffee can text.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 3, 2011 08:41AM)
You're banned for knowing Mr. Toffee.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 3, 2011 08:54AM)
http://www.mrtoffee.com/

You're banned for not using google first before you ban others.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 3, 2011 12:16PM)
You're banned for USING Google to ban others.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 3, 2011 12:59PM)
You're banned cause you still haven't clicked the link!
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 3, 2011 01:16PM)
You're banned for being a link pusher.
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 3, 2011 01:22PM)
You are all banned because I cannot ban myself
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 3, 2011 01:22PM)
That's okay... I'll ban you!
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 3, 2011 02:10PM)
Now I will have to ban you for believing that I wanted to be banned
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 3, 2011 06:44PM)
You're banned for having the name of a popular musical and Avenged Sevenfold song title in your sig: "Seize the Day"
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 3, 2011 08:30PM)
You're banned for not banning francisngkl for not typing Singlish
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 3, 2011 08:38PM)
You`re banned for not finishing your sentence with proper punctuation.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Apr 3, 2011 08:59PM)
You're banned for devolving the Hunt 'N Peck typing system.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 4, 2011 01:25AM)
You're banned for not assuming that I can type faster with my toes than with my fingers.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 4, 2011 06:54AM)
You're banned for putting that picture in my mind.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 4, 2011 07:25PM)
You're banned for picturing things in your head, plus talking 'bout dreams in your sig. Hah! Double whammy!
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 4, 2011 09:12PM)
You are banned for writing from Satellite 23, we don't have such postal code on earth.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 4, 2011 09:37PM)
You're banned for ZIP codes.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 5, 2011 12:25AM)
You're banned for all the right reasons.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 5, 2011 02:00AM)
You're banned for repetition
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 5, 2011 02:26AM)
You're banned for all the right reasons. ;)
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 5, 2011 02:55AM)
LOL. You're banned for no reason.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 5, 2011 04:20AM)
You're banned for the same. ;)
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 5, 2011 10:30AM)
You're banned because when you said "same," Sam I Am thought you were talking to him. He would now like to have a word with you about some green eggs and ham.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 5, 2011 10:30AM)
You're banned for using the wink emoticon!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 5, 2011 10:31AM)
Drat!!!! Critter you are banned for posting the EXACT same time as me!
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 5, 2011 10:43AM)
Now both of you are banned as this game does not accept double-posting!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 5, 2011 11:16AM)
You're banned for knowing JC Sum.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 5, 2011 11:47AM)
You're banned cause I don't know JC Sum.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 5, 2011 12:17PM)
Then you're banned for not knowing JC Sum.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 5, 2011 12:38PM)
You're banned for reminding me of JC Penney.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 5, 2011 02:27PM)
You're beanned for putting in your two cents, or just one Penney for that matter.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 5, 2011 03:20PM)
You're banned for beaning.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 5, 2011 05:31PM)
You're beaned for banning.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 5, 2011 08:28PM)
You're banned for you sig.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 5, 2011 08:43PM)
You're banned for not including the letter "r".
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 6, 2011 12:46AM)
You're banned for putting "Yes, I used my toes to type all of my 408 Posts." when no one really has really asked you if you did...
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 6, 2011 01:47AM)
You're banned for typing really twice when no one really asked you to type really.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 6, 2011 01:50AM)
You're banned for typing "typing really twice"...
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 6, 2011 08:31AM)
You're banned on general principles.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Apr 6, 2011 10:58AM)
You're banned on parks and schoolgrounds...
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 6, 2011 12:37PM)
You're banned from public swimming pools.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 6, 2011 12:40PM)
You're banned for not keeping your stick vertical.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 6, 2011 02:06PM)
You're banned because you probably can't do that either.
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Apr 6, 2011 02:50PM)
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
use to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him,
as they shouted out with glee,
"Rudoloph the red nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!"

Thank you...carry on...
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 6, 2011 05:49PM)
You're banned for that intermission...
Message: Posted by: Doug Higley (Apr 6, 2011 06:15PM)
You're also banned for recognizong what it was!
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 6, 2011 08:34PM)
You're banned for waiting 24 pages before joining in.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 6, 2011 10:01PM)
You're banned for actually counting the number of pages.
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 6, 2011 10:13PM)
You are banned for visually forcing us to count your toes
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 6, 2011 11:36PM)
YOu're banned for not ending you sentence with a full stop.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 7, 2011 01:47AM)
You're banned for being anal about punctuations.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Apr 7, 2011 01:57PM)
You're banned for calling somebody an a**.

(That one was just too easy._
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 7, 2011 04:57PM)
You're banned for going for "easy".
Message: Posted by: MagicB1S (Apr 7, 2011 07:09PM)
Your banned for being easy
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 7, 2011 07:20PM)
You're banned for knowing I am.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 7, 2011 08:21PM)
You're banned for taking the easy way out of the last one.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 7, 2011 08:44PM)
You're banned for saying I take stuff.
Message: Posted by: Fez (Apr 7, 2011 09:08PM)
You're banned for making no sense.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Apr 7, 2011 09:17PM)
You're banned for expecting any sense in this thread.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 7, 2011 10:29PM)
You're banned for calling this a thread.
Message: Posted by: J.Warrens (Apr 8, 2011 01:44AM)
You're banned for having a generic user name and no user pic.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 8, 2011 08:25AM)
You're banned for your user pic.
Message: Posted by: J.Warrens (Apr 8, 2011 01:27PM)
You're banned for being retired! :)
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 8, 2011 01:31PM)
You're banned for being from MY country! :)
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 8, 2011 02:16PM)
Hey, you're banned for living in YOUR conutry...sorry, couldn't help myself! :)
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 8, 2011 03:16PM)
You're banned for [i]almost[/i] saying "coconut tree."
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 8, 2011 08:10PM)
You're banned for threatening to throw stuff but not following through on it.
Message: Posted by: J.Warrens (Apr 9, 2011 12:24AM)
You're banned for not offering me any of your cheesecake after dinner!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 9, 2011 12:52AM)
You're banned for displaying both the Four of Clubs and the King of Spades instead of my favourite card, The Jack of Clubs!
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 9, 2011 01:21AM)
You are banned for having a headache and toes ache.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 9, 2011 03:15AM)
You're banned for saying toe sake.
Message: Posted by: J.Warrens (Apr 9, 2011 02:58PM)
You're banned Paul Pacific - because that's actually a King of Clubs!
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 9, 2011 06:47PM)
You're banned for not following the rules. You can only ban the previous poster.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 9, 2011 06:51PM)
You're banned for using a period between those sentences when a semi-colon would have sufficed.
Message: Posted by: J.Warrens (Apr 10, 2011 01:33AM)
Your banned for talking about colons. :)
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 10, 2011 02:53AM)
You're banned cause there is a warrens out on your arrest.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 10, 2011 07:38AM)
You're banned for not giving reasons as to why.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 10, 2011 11:16AM)
You're banned for not knowing that when warrens are out for someone's arrest that is a why in itself.
Message: Posted by: J.Warrens (Apr 10, 2011 03:28PM)
Ah you got me! My magic must be criminally good LOL.

You're banned for having an interest in business\finance.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 10, 2011 03:50PM)
I'M banned for NOT having an interest in either business OR finance!
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Apr 10, 2011 05:07PM)
You're banned for disobeying your mentor, ABC's 2nd post, above.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 10, 2011 05:15PM)
You're banned for being wrong on TWO counts. It's the THIRD post and he is not my mentor.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 10, 2011 08:46PM)
You're banned through lack of mentorship.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 11, 2011 01:05AM)
You're banned for putting your mentor on a ship.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 11, 2011 03:31AM)
You're banned for forcing me to say mentorboat.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 11, 2011 08:29AM)
You're banned for thinking you were forced.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 11, 2011 10:23AM)
You're banned for not recognizing a classical force.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 11, 2011 10:29AM)
You're banned for using the Force for a Jedi mind trick.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 11, 2011 02:27PM)
You're banned because the Force is not a mind trick. It is a natural state of being, that can be channeled through....darn it I forget.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 11, 2011 02:39PM)
You're banned for forgetting! Harry Lorayne would not be too pleased.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 11, 2011 03:01PM)
You're banned because I found one of his books at a yard sale (even if I haven't finished it yet.)
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 11, 2011 07:50PM)
You're banned for going to yard sales.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 12, 2011 02:43AM)
You're banned for banning him for wanting to improve his memory (even if he hasn't finished the book yet.)
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 12, 2011 04:47PM)
You're banned for banning my friend abc.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 12, 2011 05:30PM)
You're banned for banning my friend Pakar. Instant karma!
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 12, 2011 08:38PM)
You're banned for making friends.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 12, 2011 10:49PM)
You're banned for being unfriendly.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 13, 2011 01:27AM)
You're banned for being the friends police.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 14, 2011 07:51AM)
You're banned for associating me with the cops.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 14, 2011 09:13AM)
You're banned for not showing proper respect for Law Enforcement Officers, or pigs as they are know in my town.
Message: Posted by: Sid Helkule (Apr 14, 2011 08:23PM)
You're banned for dressing up pigs as police offers.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 14, 2011 08:30PM)
You're banned for not identifying who K.P. is?
Message: Posted by: Sid Helkule (Apr 14, 2011 08:37PM)
You're banned for not knowing a Karl Pilkington quote when you see one!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 15, 2011 03:39AM)
You're banned for knowing it.
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 15, 2011 06:18AM)
And you are banned for knowing that he knows
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Apr 15, 2011 06:21AM)
You are banned for being redundant in 2 languages...
Message: Posted by: francisngkl (Apr 15, 2011 06:27AM)
You are banned for being less than persuasive even after 2405 postings
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 15, 2011 10:13AM)
You're banned for bringing up post count.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 15, 2011 02:13PM)
You're banned for typing the phrase, "bringing up".
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 15, 2011 04:34PM)
You're banned because "It's Friday! Friday!" And then IDK the rest of the song...well, because honestly, I've never heard it before. I've just heard about Rebecca Black's song.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Apr 15, 2011 06:26PM)
You're banned for "drifting"...
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 16, 2011 09:24AM)
You're banned cause I just got back from Hong Kong.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 16, 2011 11:37PM)
You're banned because I've never been to Hong Kong.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 17, 2011 01:07AM)
You're banned for lack of traveling.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 18, 2011 02:40AM)
You're banned because that is what this thread is for.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 18, 2011 05:31AM)
You're banned because that is what this thread is five.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 18, 2011 05:50AM)
You're banned because that is what this thread needs.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 18, 2011 07:17AM)
You're banned because that is what this thread requires.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 18, 2011 07:30AM)
You're banned because that is what this thread has gotten to.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 18, 2011 09:46AM)
You're banned because that is what this conversation has become.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 18, 2011 12:12PM)
You're banned because that is what this conversation has evolved into.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 18, 2011 12:49PM)
You're banned for hearing voices.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 18, 2011 01:27PM)
You're banned for not knowing that it was just my friend calling me.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 18, 2011 02:26PM)
You're banned for changing the ever-growing cliche of what this thread is becoming, has become, and is always going to be!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 18, 2011 02:49PM)
You're banned because I was not trying to do that.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 18, 2011 05:16PM)
You're banned because:
[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liz9h4p9DO1qz6pqio1_500.png[/img]
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Apr 18, 2011 06:03PM)
You're banned for revealing what the Masked Magician looks like...
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 18, 2011 07:54PM)
You're banned for bringing the masked magician into this.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 19, 2011 05:43PM)
And you're banned for keeping him in this! I know I'm a hypocrite....but....
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 19, 2011 05:52PM)
You're banned for talking about your but.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 19, 2011 08:38PM)
You're banned cause I don't know how to pronounce where you are from.
Message: Posted by: Bondy (Apr 19, 2011 11:48PM)
You're banned for knowing the complete alphabet
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 20, 2011 01:18AM)
You're banned for thinking you are 007y.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 20, 2011 01:21AM)
You're banned for typing 007y.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 20, 2011 05:13AM)
You're banned cause Jenson Button wanted Red Bull to change his tires.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 20, 2011 01:11PM)
You're banned because somehow you got Red Bull out of 007y.
Message: Posted by: Darko (Apr 20, 2011 01:18PM)
Your´e banned because you done merchandising here (Red Bull).
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Apr 20, 2011 03:10PM)
You're banned for incorrect apostrophe placement.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 20, 2011 08:53PM)
You're banned for not banning Darko for not banning satelite for not seeing the Jenson Button 007 connection.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 20, 2011 09:21PM)
You're banna'd 'cause that post was bann-annas!
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 20, 2011 11:30PM)
You're banned cause it is disrespectful to 007 to compare him to a monkey eating bananas.
Message: Posted by: Bondy (Apr 21, 2011 11:00PM)
Your banned for not being Canadian
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 22, 2011 01:18AM)
You're banned caused your upset that I am a Canucks supporter and you're not.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 22, 2011 07:52AM)
You're banned because I want to ban you for watching hockey instead of the NBA, but soemone might get upset....:)
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 22, 2011 08:25AM)
You are banned cause I have no idea or "soemone" is and I don't care if he or she gets upset.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 23, 2011 01:02AM)
You're banned for nitpicking.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 23, 2011 05:57AM)
You're banned for not picking
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 23, 2011 08:27AM)
You're banned for picking 'em up and puttin' em' down.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 23, 2011 09:51AM)
You're banned for trying to change the direction of this conversation.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 24, 2011 09:43AM)
You're banned cuz I stopped trying and DID change the conversation.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 24, 2011 11:04AM)
You're banned because I am not sure if 'cuz' is supposed to mean because or cousin.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 25, 2011 08:20AM)
You're banned for not knowing text talk. Or should I say; UR bnnd 4 not noing txt tlk.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 25, 2011 10:36AM)
UR bnnd 4 sk8ing when you shud be focussed on dealing with this thread. Stop this vowel (or is it bowel) omitting rubbish.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Apr 25, 2011 08:30PM)
I h8 2 tel U - ur band 4 2let wrdz... ne 1der?
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 25, 2011 08:39PM)
You are banned by EVH because he noticed that "OU812."
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 26, 2011 02:24AM)
You're banned for countinuing this.
Message: Posted by: manal (Apr 26, 2011 03:53AM)
You are banned for the same reason.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 26, 2011 04:09AM)
You're banned for no reason.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 26, 2011 06:00AM)
You're banned for one reason only and you know what it is.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 26, 2011 02:55PM)
What's that? You're banned for not specifying.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 26, 2011 08:16PM)
You're banned for not reading between the lines /u/r/b/a/n/n/e/d/m/8/
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 27, 2011 01:44PM)
What's that? M8? You're banned for creating what sounds like a new call of duty weapon lol.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 27, 2011 02:58PM)
You are banned for not including the part about this guy, "Urban Ned."
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 27, 2011 07:37PM)
You're banned for not explaining M8 to him, M8
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Apr 27, 2011 08:17PM)
You're banned for the same reason, except you should know better!
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 27, 2011 10:52PM)
You're banned for banning me for using an Australian word and no-one seems to understand it M8.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 28, 2011 10:43AM)
You're banned because I'm pretty sure grenade launchers are illegal in Oz, mate.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 28, 2011 11:31AM)
You're banned cause they should legalize grenade launchers in Oz.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Apr 28, 2011 02:25PM)
You're banned because I just finally realized what M8 means....I think. So I ban you, M8.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 28, 2011 08:24PM)
You're banned for not appreciating delayed gratification.
Message: Posted by: critter (Apr 28, 2011 08:28PM)
You're banned for endorsing premature gratification.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 29, 2011 12:18AM)
You're banned for mentioning premature. It is a touchy subject.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 29, 2011 02:11AM)
You're banned for touching the subject.
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 29, 2011 03:32AM)
You're banned for saying that. I didn't touch anything and I have no intention to.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 30, 2011 10:20PM)
You're banned for having no intention to touch anything.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 1, 2011 07:06AM)
Oh wait a little there. I have every intention to touch some things and therefore you are banned.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (May 1, 2011 08:28AM)
You're banned for making me wait...
Message: Posted by: abc (May 1, 2011 09:21AM)
You're banned for waiting for........
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 2, 2011 12:20AM)
You're banned for waiting so long that Osama Bin Laden was killed in the meantime.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 01:09AM)
You're banned for bringing that into this thread.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 2, 2011 01:17AM)
You're banned for not realizing that this thread needed that.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 04:33AM)
You're banned for talking about dead people.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 2, 2011 05:33AM)
You're banned for accusing me of being a medium.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 07:50AM)
Well, all apologies?!
You're banned for being a large!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 2, 2011 08:45AM)
You're banned for not knowing I am a Small.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 10:06AM)
You're banned for using a capital letter for small.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 10:37AM)
You're banned for using a capital letter for small.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 10:38AM)
You're banned for posting that twice!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 2, 2011 07:10PM)
You're banned for referring to yourself as "you."
Message: Posted by: abc (May 2, 2011 08:28PM)
You're banned for not banning me for the obvious.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 3, 2011 02:37AM)
You're banned for being obvious but not really...
Message: Posted by: abc (May 3, 2011 08:45AM)
You're banned,but not really....
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 3, 2011 10:12AM)
You're not really, but banned...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 3, 2011 02:18PM)
You're banned beacuse you sound philosophical.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 3, 2011 02:28PM)
You're banned for spelling because as "beacuse".
Message: Posted by: abc (May 3, 2011 08:01PM)
You're banned for finally banning someone for a legit logical reason.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 4, 2011 12:56AM)
You're banned for keeping tabs on my bannings.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 4, 2011 01:21AM)
You're banned cause I am trying to keep a lid on your banning.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 4, 2011 01:24AM)
You're banned for keeping a lid then.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 4, 2011 10:56AM)
You're banned for not bringing anything new to the table.
Message: Posted by: critter (May 4, 2011 12:47PM)
You're banned for not specifying whether it was a floating table.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 4, 2011 02:08PM)
You're banned for not realizing that all tables are floating tables if thrown into the sea.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 4, 2011 09:01PM)
If that was true, the Titanic should have floated because of all the tables they had.....you're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 4, 2011 09:33PM)
You're banned because of not realizing that the Titanic itself is way heavier than all of its tables combined.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 4, 2011 11:15PM)
You're banned for not realizing that table could also be a verb and then it would not be able to float.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 5, 2011 08:08AM)
You're banned for confusing me.
Message: Posted by: Schism (May 5, 2011 11:32AM)
Your banned for being confused.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 5, 2011 11:33AM)
I'm confused, so err... you're banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 5, 2011 09:35PM)
You're banned for calling schism err.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 5, 2011 11:57PM)
You're banned because to err is human, to forgive divine.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 6, 2011 01:14AM)
Pakar Ilusi, You are banned for not properly citing the source for your quote!
Message: Posted by: abc (May 6, 2011 07:41AM)
You're banned for not quoting.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 6, 2011 10:41AM)
You're banned for being hypocritical (i.e. not quoting).
Message: Posted by: abc (May 6, 2011 02:08PM)
You're banned for doing a flourish on a magicians forum.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 6, 2011 06:03PM)
You're banned because a magician's forum is a perfectly good place to flourish.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 6, 2011 08:11PM)
You're banned for not doing a flourish.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 6, 2011 10:51PM)
You're banned because only Jeff McBride can really flourish.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 7, 2011 08:05AM)
You're just straight up banned for thinking that.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 7, 2011 08:49AM)
You're banned for using straight up.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 8, 2011 07:42AM)
You're banned for not talkin' like da G.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 8, 2011 08:42AM)
You're banned for bringing Ali G into this.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 9, 2011 11:22AM)
You're banned for keeping Ali G in this.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 9, 2011 11:35AM)
You're banned for knowing who Ali G is.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (May 9, 2011 02:11PM)
You're banned for forgetting all about me.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 9, 2011 05:12PM)
You're banned for not taking this opportunity for a good Borat reference.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 9, 2011 11:24PM)
You're banned for changing an Ali G thread into a Borat thread.
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (May 9, 2011 11:34PM)
You're banned for knowing who Borat is (oops, I just banned myself!)
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 9, 2011 11:58PM)
You're banned for being hypocritical, since you clearly also know about Borat. Also for banning yourself. You're banned for creating a dual-banning violation.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 10, 2011 01:09AM)
You're banned for being Majestic.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 10, 2011 01:40AM)
You're banned for not understanding that it is only my name which bears any resemblance to "majesty," and that I, in fact, am epic.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 10, 2011 02:00AM)
Okay then, you're banned for being epic.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 10, 2011 05:29AM)
Your banned for trying to make banning conversational by adding a discourse marker.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 10, 2011 12:11PM)
You're banned for making me laugh with your post.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 10, 2011 12:55PM)
You're banned for not being the first person to say that.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 10, 2011 03:05PM)
Lol, you're banned because the first time I read that, I didn't see the "not"
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 10, 2011 03:46PM)
You're banned for being so imperceptive.
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (May 10, 2011 06:02PM)
You're banned for using large words (ok, so not that large, but still).
Message: Posted by: critter (May 10, 2011 06:46PM)
You're banned for using small words.
Message: Posted by: MrMajestic (May 10, 2011 07:29PM)
You're banned for the hypocrisy of discharging one from our discourse in response to the proposed infraction of using words that require neither great intellect nor a multitude of letters while, in the course of said discharge, employing words which lack any length of size nor being requisite of extensive erudition.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 11, 2011 01:38AM)
[quote]
On 2011-05-10 20:29, MrMajestic wrote:
You're banned for the hypocrisy of {{discharging}} one from our discourse in response to the proposed infraction of using words that {{require neither great intellect nor a multitude of lovers}} while, in the course of said {{discharge}}, employing words which {{lack any length of size}} nor being requisite of extensive {{erection}}.
[/quote]
No sexual innuendo please. You're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 11, 2011 03:32AM)
You're banned for bringing sex into this thread.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 11, 2011 07:41AM)
It wasn't me. You're banned for making false accusations.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 12, 2011 03:50AM)
You're banned for taking it so seriously.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 12, 2011 10:21AM)
You're banned fornot specifying wat "it" means.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 12, 2011 02:07PM)
Wat the heck is "wat?" Wat, you don't understand wat "wat" means? You're banned!!!!
Message: Posted by: abc (May 13, 2011 01:59AM)
You're banned for using wat when you clearly don't know what wat means.
Message: Posted by: mahucharn (May 13, 2011 09:36AM)
You're all banned for using improper spelling/grammar.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 13, 2011 10:11AM)
You can not ban all of us. Who do you think you are? Your're banned just for that.
Message: Posted by: critter (May 13, 2011 10:24AM)
Well I wanted to ban one of the wattages because I know what a wat is but now I can't because we're all banned but now the guy who banned us all is banned so I don't know if we all go back in now like in dodgeball so to sum up: You're banned for not specifying if we are using dodgeball rules.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 13, 2011 02:12PM)
You're banned for making me realize...that infact, this is a giant, virtual game of ANTI-DODEGBALL!!
Message: Posted by: abc (May 13, 2011 08:15PM)
You're banned for calling critter an infant and spelling it infact.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 13, 2011 09:15PM)
You're banned for being witty.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 14, 2011 12:32AM)
You're banned for being witty too....
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (May 14, 2011 12:09PM)
You're banned for being half-witty.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 15, 2011 10:23AM)
You're banned for being too witty.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 16, 2011 03:38AM)
You're banned because I'm feeling like it today.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 16, 2011 11:12AM)
"it"...wtf is "it"....You're banned
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 17, 2011 06:04AM)
You're banned for not knowing what it is.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 17, 2011 10:31PM)
I know...it is a pronoun.. You're banned for underestimatng my smartness (I couldn't remember how to spell intelligence)
Message: Posted by: Vlad_77 (May 18, 2011 09:16AM)
Abc,

You are hereby banned because you omitted a period at the end of your post.

So mote it be.

Vlad
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 18, 2011 02:08PM)
Lol, you're banned because I just heard on the news that somebody ate his 25,000 Big Mac of his lifetime....he's had one every day for the past 39 years.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (May 18, 2011 10:16PM)
And you're banned for egregious nonsequitorial banning of the most careless nature. Very banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 19, 2011 05:33AM)
You're banned for "Very Banning" him...
Message: Posted by: abc (May 19, 2011 12:35PM)
You're banned for not accepting very banned.
Message: Posted by: critter (May 19, 2011 12:45PM)
You're banned for making me miss the berry van. Mmmmm... Berry van...
Message: Posted by: Vlad_77 (May 19, 2011 04:56PM)
You're banned for a very bad Homer Simpson impersonation. You need more drool man!
Message: Posted by: abc (May 19, 2011 11:19PM)
You're banned for thinking Homer can be impersonated.
Message: Posted by: critter (May 20, 2011 10:45AM)
My Peter Griffin impersonation bans you for not doing a Homer impersonation, "Poop. Heheheheheheheh!"
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 20, 2011 04:33PM)
You're banned for the Rapture is coming! :P
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 21, 2011 04:03PM)
You're banned for it is not!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 21, 2011 04:04PM)
You're banned for banning yerself! :P
Message: Posted by: abc (May 22, 2011 12:41AM)
Your contradictory statements deserve a banning but I will spare you one. You are not banned. You are raptured! or is that captured.....
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 23, 2011 02:03PM)
You're banned for a reference to an apocalypse that never happened....
Message: Posted by: abc (May 24, 2011 04:14AM)
You're banned for expecting a response to that.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 24, 2011 05:29PM)
You're banned because there could be a ton of responses to that.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 25, 2011 01:17AM)
You're banned for telling me about all the responses available while still expecting a response.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (May 25, 2011 10:29AM)
And you're banned for double responding.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 25, 2011 10:55AM)
You're banned for dancing with deaf people while blind people are watching.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 26, 2011 02:03PM)
You're banned because Oprah's gone.....somewhat.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 26, 2011 11:17PM)
You're banned for not being sure... kinda.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 26, 2011 11:30PM)
You're banned for not being certain... kinda
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 27, 2011 12:43AM)
You're kinda banned... I think.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 27, 2011 01:42AM)
I think therefore I ban....You're banned.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (May 27, 2011 03:05PM)
I think you're banned, too.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 27, 2011 05:32PM)
I don't think, I know that you're banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 28, 2011 06:50AM)
You're banned for not thinking.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 28, 2011 08:20AM)
You're banned for not knowing. It's better to know than to think.
Message: Posted by: JesterMan (May 28, 2011 11:10AM)
Satellite23; You're banned for being an odd satellite.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 28, 2011 12:05PM)
You're banned for inter-rup-ting us. so welcome mr jester you're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 28, 2011 02:09PM)
You're banned for welcoming and banning at the same time.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 29, 2011 09:54AM)
You're banned for not realizing that he is a man and therefore incapable of doing two things at the same time.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 30, 2011 05:07AM)
You're banned for not realizing that men do two things at the same time all the time when making love to their wives while thinking of other women. ;)
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (May 30, 2011 09:35AM)
Woah...you're banned for just saying that lol.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 30, 2011 09:48AM)
You're banned for realizing that. ;)
Message: Posted by: abc (May 30, 2011 12:10PM)
You're banned for pointing out a serious flaw in my near perfect reasoning.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 30, 2011 12:32PM)
You're banned for having a serious flaw in a near perfect reasoning.
Message: Posted by: abc (May 31, 2011 01:21AM)
You're banned for not realizing that have and had are not the same. I had a flaw, it is now corrected.
Message: Posted by: chleby (May 31, 2011 02:55AM)
You're banned for pointing out the mistake.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (May 31, 2011 05:59AM)
You're banned not letting me answer abc first.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 2, 2011 11:43AM)
YopUO'RopE BopANopNopEDop BopECopAUSopE I LopIKopE TopEXopTopINopGop INop OPopISopHop. Ohay, anday iglatinpay.
Message: Posted by: chleby (Jun 2, 2011 08:15PM)
You're banned for using pig latin.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 3, 2011 04:41AM)
You're banned for humoring him.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 3, 2011 11:10AM)
You're banned for not being a capitals fan.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 3, 2011 11:20AM)
You're banned for not realizing that I don't really care.
Message: Posted by: chleby (Jun 3, 2011 12:46PM)
You're banned for not caring
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 3, 2011 12:51PM)
You're banned for not caring enough to put a full stop at the end of your sentence.
Message: Posted by: chleby (Jun 3, 2011 04:58PM)
You're banned for pointing it out.....
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 3, 2011 05:03PM)
You're banned because I was not pointing.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 4, 2011 12:13PM)
?? How easy is that? You're banned for not pointing!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 5, 2011 12:56PM)
You're banned for the random question marks at the beginning of your post!!!! How easy was that???
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 5, 2011 01:06PM)
You're banned for being a stickler for placement.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 5, 2011 01:07PM)
You're banned for making me think of stickers... and multiple personality disorder.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 5, 2011 01:34PM)
I'm banning you for listing two reasons when one would suffice.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jun 5, 2011 04:13PM)
You're banned for not banning him for banning himself
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 5, 2011 10:06PM)
You're banned for being so prescriptive.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 6, 2011 01:19AM)
You're banned for calling him a pharmacist.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 7, 2011 01:39AM)
A pharmacist works in a pharmacy.
I called him a chemist cause he works in a chemistry.
You didn't get that.
You're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 7, 2011 05:49AM)
You're banned for such a long explanation as to why you banned me.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 7, 2011 08:11PM)
OK. You're banned.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 8, 2011 08:45AM)
Same for you.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 8, 2011 10:55AM)
You are both banned for not stating reasons.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 8, 2011 11:17AM)
You're banned for banning two people at once.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 8, 2011 09:30PM)
You're banned for another reason.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 9, 2011 08:48AM)
You're banned because I think you know something that I don't.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 9, 2011 08:54AM)
You're banned because you'd know it if you had "Sie Password!"
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 9, 2011 08:07PM)
You're banned for not having the throwing dude in your sig anymore.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 10, 2011 08:43AM)
Abc, you're banned because you seemingly have had the same amount of posts since I started this game....although, I haven't gained much either....
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 10, 2011 07:13PM)
You're banned cause this is the only thread I have been posting in for a long time now.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 11, 2011 01:57PM)
I'm banning you for not posting elsewhere.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 11, 2011 06:50PM)
You're banned because it seems like this section is the only section on the entire Café that seems to get new posts every time I visit!!!
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 12, 2011 12:51AM)
You're banned for visiting the Café too often.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 12, 2011 07:22AM)
You're banned because I didn't put that mark over the "e" but it is somehow resting on top of it.....
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 12, 2011 01:05PM)
You're banned for banning others for your own mistake.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 13, 2011 08:00AM)
You're banned because Lebron James made a lot of mistakes....
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 13, 2011 08:11AM)
You're banned because I don't even like Lebron...
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 13, 2011 09:02AM)
You're banned because I do like him.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 13, 2011 09:12AM)
Then you're banned for not realizing that by just saying that will get you banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 13, 2011 09:19AM)
You're banned for making fun of heat supporters.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 13, 2011 09:20AM)
You're banned for once being in a band that was short lived.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 14, 2011 08:03AM)
You're banned because most bands are short-lived.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 14, 2011 10:54AM)
Going with some poster here who just ruined my Café experience because he posted in evert ^&*^%^% thread, you're banned cause this thread is not political.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Jun 14, 2011 11:18AM)
You're banned for being so easy to ruin things for.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 14, 2011 12:08PM)
You're banned for turning this into a political thread.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Jun 14, 2011 05:28PM)
You're banned for using the P word.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 14, 2011 06:14PM)
You're banned for implying there's something wrong with the initials of both my first and last names.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 14, 2011 07:07PM)
You're banned for having the initials PP :P
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 15, 2011 08:51AM)
You're banned for calling someone urine on a public forum.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 15, 2011 11:12AM)
You're banned for defending me when I am perfectly capable of defending myself.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 15, 2011 01:37PM)
Now that this barefoot craze is taking off, you're banned on the run.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 15, 2011 03:09PM)
Did I start a barefoot craze?! :D
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 15, 2011 03:10PM)
You're banned because I forgot to ban you in the post above.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 15, 2011 03:54PM)
You're banned because most here are jealous of guys with big feet.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 15, 2011 07:36PM)
My feet are sized ten; is that considered "big"?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 15, 2011 07:37PM)
I'm banned because I keep confusing this thread with the "answer a question with a question" thread!
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 15, 2011 10:28PM)
You're banned for the reason you mentioned in your own post.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 15, 2011 10:37PM)
That's not very creative. You're byan byan byan byan byan byanned!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5PiXt6INSM
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 16, 2011 08:48AM)
You're banned for double posting and that is not reverse psychology.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 16, 2011 10:30AM)
Touche. You are banned for fencing.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 16, 2011 12:43PM)
You're both banned for dueling.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 18, 2011 06:44AM)
You're all banned for not responding quickly enough.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 18, 2011 10:34AM)
Banning us all is terrorism. You are Tali-banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 19, 2011 07:53PM)
You're banned for cheapening this thread with your terror.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 19, 2011 09:00PM)
You're banned 'cause it can get cheaper by Friday:
[img]http://i608.photobucket.com/albums/tt164/imago56/GTA%20SA-MP/Banned.jpg[/img]
Yup. You too girlie.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 20, 2011 03:48AM)
You're banned for dragging this innocent girl into the thread of death.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 20, 2011 06:37AM)
You're banned for banning people to death.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 20, 2011 08:36AM)
You're banned for not dying.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 20, 2011 08:49AM)
You're banned for the same.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 20, 2011 10:52AM)
You're banned for not realizing I am immortal.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jun 20, 2011 11:01PM)
You're banned for excessive presumptions.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 21, 2011 03:35AM)
You're banned for making me think of TJ Hooker.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 21, 2011 04:31AM)
You're banned for making me think of Heather Locklear.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 21, 2011 08:36AM)
You're banned for making me think of Heath Ledger in his Joker costume.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 21, 2011 08:39PM)
You're banned for thinking this is a joke.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 21, 2011 10:00PM)
You're banned for that statement that Heath's Joker would ask you "Why so serious?".
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 22, 2011 08:14AM)
You're banned for making me think of bank robbery.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 22, 2011 01:06PM)
You're banned cuz I laughed during that scene when he took off his clown mask only to reveal his clown face.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 22, 2011 08:19PM)
You're banned for laughing at the scariest thing in the world.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 23, 2011 01:42AM)
You're banned for banning his defense mechanism to danger.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 23, 2011 02:10AM)
You're banned because it's late and my defense mechanism is insomnia. And that's a pretty lame defense mechanism.
And I have no idea why my posts are in East coast time.
Did I mention you're banned?
Well...
Come Mr. Tally Man, Tally... You're Banned!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 23, 2011 02:20AM)
You're banned for daylight come an' me wanna go home.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 23, 2011 08:23AM)
You're banned because you can't decide of you're a 6 foot 7 foot or 8 foot whatever.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jun 23, 2011 08:54AM)
You're banned cuz 6 foot 7 foot is a Lil Wayne song.....and I most absolutely do know what you'll ban me for now....
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 23, 2011 09:04AM)
I ban you for not knowing what I am going to ban you for in the game where I am supposed to ban you.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 23, 2011 10:29AM)
You're banned for going bananas earlier.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 23, 2011 11:38AM)
You're banned for being racist to monkeys like me.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 23, 2011 11:49AM)
You're banned by a Pirate named Bob because we all act like monkeys sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKytZFkIwjI

You're banned from your tree, and I'm banned from mine.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 23, 2011 12:06PM)
You're banned for the origin of species.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 23, 2011 08:37PM)
You're banned for being Darwinian.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 24, 2011 01:29PM)
You're banned cause I don't agree with survival of the fittest.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 25, 2011 04:38AM)
You're banned for not being fit.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 25, 2011 09:18AM)
You're banned for thinking fit people like me cannot be against survival of the fittest.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 26, 2011 03:38AM)
You're banned for claiming to be fit when your youtube videos show something different.
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 26, 2011 10:07AM)
You're banned--just--'cause. Nyahh! :nana:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 26, 2011 12:58PM)
[quote]
On 2011-06-26 04:38, abc wrote:
You're banned for claiming to be fit when your youtube videos show something different.
[/quote]

You're banned for thinking that fit is ripped.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 26, 2011 02:48PM)
You're banned for not including a link to your Youtube videos!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 26, 2011 02:52PM)
You're banned for not looking it up as it is easy.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 28, 2011 10:53AM)
You're banned for being on youtube.
Message: Posted by: Ray Chelt (Jun 28, 2011 03:17PM)
You're banned for being an anagram of Cab
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jun 28, 2011 03:41PM)
And YOU are banned for being an anagram of "try, leach!"
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 29, 2011 01:22AM)
You're banned for asking us to try leach.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jun 30, 2011 07:17AM)
You are banned for not knowing what an anagram is not.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 30, 2011 11:46AM)
You're banned for using double negatives.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 1, 2011 08:57AM)
You're banned because he's still learning his alphabet, he hasn't moved onto grammar yet.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 3, 2011 12:34PM)
You're banned in alphabetical order.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 3, 2011 05:10PM)
You're banned for banning in order.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 4, 2011 05:51AM)
You're banned for being disorderly.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jul 4, 2011 09:30AM)
You're banned for drunk and disorderly.
Message: Posted by: Jonathan Townsend (Jul 4, 2011 09:36AM)
Is this about getting invited into a music group?
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 4, 2011 09:59AM)
You are banned for not banning anyone!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 4, 2011 10:17AM)
You're banned for banning a guy with 23927 Posts (and counting...)!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 5, 2011 08:39AM)
You're banned cuz that number went up by three since you posted that.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 5, 2011 01:27PM)
You're banned for not noticing the "(and counting...)" I wrote...
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 5, 2011 04:12PM)
're banned because you didn't write anything....you typed it all.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 5, 2011 04:14PM)
You're banned for an incomplete spelling of "You're".
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 5, 2011 04:19PM)
You are banned for assuming that was the word he intended!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 5, 2011 04:27PM)
You're banned for not seeing that it is just that simple.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 6, 2011 10:28AM)
You're banned for trying to simplify everything.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 6, 2011 06:07PM)
You're banned for oversimplifying.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 6, 2011 08:12PM)
You're banned 'cause it's simply not over.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 7, 2011 01:15AM)
You're banned for mentioning "over" in this neverevereverending banning.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 7, 2011 10:18AM)
You're banned for a using a word that doesn't exist.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jul 7, 2011 10:19AM)
You're banned because it does exist, we're just not supposed to talk about it.
Message: Posted by: tom stewart (Jul 7, 2011 11:23AM)
You banned for trying to use a super injunction
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jul 8, 2011 11:46AM)
You're banned for knowing what a super injunction is....and I don't.







Sent from my IPad
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jul 8, 2011 12:02PM)
And double banned for using "you" banned while knowing what a super injunction is.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 8, 2011 04:36PM)
You're banned for your Santa outfit losing its colour.
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jul 8, 2011 08:30PM)
Your banned for spelling color with a "u"
included.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 8, 2011 08:41PM)
Your banned for not realizing that that is how it is spelled in the Queen's English, just not in America.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 8, 2011 09:16PM)
You are banned for saying what ~I~ was going to say!!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 8, 2011 09:18PM)
You're banned for not realizing that I am a Mentalist and I can predict correctly what people will say.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 10, 2011 11:14AM)
You're banned for being mental. A mental mentalist.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 11, 2011 07:53AM)
You're banned 'cause I love Harry Potter and I always remember Ron sying that things were mental.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 11, 2011 10:48AM)
Sying?
What's that?
You're banned.
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jul 11, 2011 11:15AM)
You're banned for thinking you would'nt get banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 11, 2011 02:45PM)
You're banned for thinking you know what he was thinking.
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jul 11, 2011 03:15PM)
You're banned for using "know" instead of "knew".
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 11, 2011 03:20PM)
You're banned for not being steadfast with your knowledge.
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jul 11, 2011 03:22PM)
You're banned for assuming I have knowledge.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 11, 2011 03:45PM)
You're banned for not having knowledge.
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jul 11, 2011 03:48PM)
You are banned for being banned again.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 11, 2011 03:49PM)
You're banned for that ban was quite original in this thread.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 12, 2011 11:57AM)
You're banned cause I am not Glen D
Message: Posted by: 1tepa1 (Jul 12, 2011 04:39PM)
You are banned for being in the inner circle.

Charles Darwin
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 12, 2011 10:17PM)
You're banned for being a New User!
Message: Posted by: 1tepa1 (Jul 13, 2011 05:54AM)
You are banned for using your feet to write.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 13, 2011 07:38AM)
You're banned for banning him again for the same reason he has been banned for before.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 13, 2011 08:49AM)
You're banned for not realizing that he was probably too lazy to read all of the other pointless 36 pages and figure that out!!!!
Message: Posted by: 1tepa1 (Jul 13, 2011 09:38AM)
[quote]
On 2011-07-13 09:49, satellite23 wrote:
You're banned for not realizing that he was probably too lazy to read all of the other pointless 36 pages and figure that out!!!!
[/quote]

You are banned for calling me lazy.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jul 14, 2011 12:41PM)
You're banned for being lazy.
Message: Posted by: 1tepa1 (Jul 14, 2011 02:49PM)
[quote]
On 2011-07-14 13:41, abc wrote:
You're banned for being lazy.
[/quote]

You are banned for
Message: Posted by: critter (Jul 14, 2011 02:52PM)
You are banned fore.

[img]http://www.picturesanimations.com/g/golf/25.gif[/img]
Message: Posted by: Scott Fridinger (Jul 16, 2011 09:23AM)
You are banned because Golf stinks.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 16, 2011 09:15PM)
You're banned for smelling golf.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jul 17, 2011 02:10AM)
You're banned for assuming that's a No-No.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 17, 2011 03:31AM)
You're banned for assuming that it could be a Yes-Yes.
Message: Posted by: Erik L. (Jul 17, 2011 09:57AM)
You're banned for assuming what people might be thinking about assuming then assuming about it.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 18, 2011 08:01PM)
You're banned for jumping to conclusions about me.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 21, 2011 09:03PM)
You're banned for being me. :P
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 22, 2011 07:43AM)
You're banned cuz that was pretty original :)
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 22, 2011 09:23AM)
You're banned for not ending your sentence with a period.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jul 22, 2011 10:11AM)
You're banned for talking about periods in a room full of dudes.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Jul 22, 2011 09:09PM)
You're banned for making me cranky and giving me a headache.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jul 22, 2011 09:37PM)
You're banned for referring to your Aunt Flow!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 24, 2011 03:54AM)
You're banned for knowing what his Aunt goes through while having her period!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 24, 2011 10:00AM)
You're banned cuz the girl from Progressive is named Flow or Flo, not sure which!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 24, 2011 10:15AM)
You're banned cause you'd admit to not being sure which it is exactly! :P
Message: Posted by: mrmetropolis (Jul 25, 2011 04:54AM)
You're banned because you think you know which one of the two it is exactly.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 25, 2011 09:32PM)
You're banned because I am confused now.
Message: Posted by: mrmetropolis (Jul 26, 2011 12:29AM)
You're banned because you didn't read the thread and understand that I was talking about Flow or Flo.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 26, 2011 12:35AM)
You're banned for talking about Flow or Flo.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jul 27, 2011 06:19PM)
You're banned cuz of Flo-Rida
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jul 28, 2011 01:11AM)
You're banned 'cause the club can't handle me right now!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgM3r8xKfGE
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 1, 2011 09:00AM)
You're banned for letting this thread go unnoticed.
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Aug 1, 2011 10:27AM)
You're banned for not letting a chance go unnoticed.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 1, 2011 10:46AM)
You're banned for reminding me of that missed opportunity.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Aug 8, 2011 12:58PM)
You're banned for missing out.
Message: Posted by: Jamie Ferguson (Aug 8, 2011 02:48PM)
You're banned for telling someone that they missed out.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 9, 2011 06:15AM)
You're banned because that someone was me.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 9, 2011 06:44AM)
You're banned for being that person.
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Aug 9, 2011 07:51AM)
You're banned for discriminating against the other 23 letters.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 10, 2011 10:55AM)
You're banned for the backlighting in your picture.
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Aug 10, 2011 11:07AM)
You're banned for the LACK of back lighting in your picture.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 10, 2011 11:09AM)
You're banned because I don't even have a picture here.
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 10, 2011 11:13AM)
You're banned for leading us to believe that you are a black rabbit who must be hiding dark chocolate eggs in that hat.
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Aug 10, 2011 11:59AM)
[quote]
On 2011-08-10 12:13, critter wrote:
You're banned for leading us to believe that you are a black rabbit who must be hiding dark chocolate eggs in that hat.
[/quote]

You're banned for your bigotry to black rabbits.
Message: Posted by: Michael Daniels (Aug 10, 2011 12:03PM)
You're banned for alliteration.

Mike
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Aug 10, 2011 12:10PM)
Thou art officially banneth for making one looketh upeth the word alliteration.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 12, 2011 11:19AM)
You're banned for bothering to look up a word.
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 12, 2011 11:25AM)
You're banned for the double standard of an anti-dictionary POV with an alphabetized name.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Aug 12, 2011 12:16PM)
You're banned for being too lazy to type out "point of view".
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 12, 2011 12:47PM)
You're banned for calling others lazy when you're always sitting in the same spot with your foot up.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 12, 2011 02:23PM)
You're banned for your own good. ;)
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Aug 12, 2011 05:17PM)
You're banned for not letting me respond to critter's comment!
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Aug 12, 2011 06:09PM)
You're banned for starting a new page.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 12, 2011 08:48PM)
Your banned for continuing this new page.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 13, 2011 01:12AM)
You're banned 'cause we're all banned in this thread. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Aug 13, 2011 07:27AM)
You're banned cuz I've never seen that emote before. :)
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Aug 13, 2011 07:47AM)
Your banned for using one that everybody has seen before...
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 13, 2011 09:04AM)
You're banned for not using one.
Message: Posted by: 1tepa1 (Aug 13, 2011 09:36AM)
You are not banned.
Message: Posted by: MAKMagic (Aug 13, 2011 04:23PM)
You are banned for not following the rules of this thread. :banned:
Message: Posted by: 1tepa1 (Aug 13, 2011 06:20PM)
[quote]
On 2011-08-13 17:23, MAKMagic wrote:
You are banned for not following the rules of this thread. :banned:
[/quote]

You are unbanned.
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 13, 2011 07:00PM)
You are headband.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 14, 2011 12:22AM)
You're banned for asking people to follow you on twitter.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Aug 14, 2011 07:30AM)
You're banned for not wanting him to get a few fans.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 14, 2011 08:17AM)
You're banned for having that many posts.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 14, 2011 11:26AM)
You're banned for a **** poor attempt at sarcasm.
Message: Posted by: Jamie Ferguson (Aug 14, 2011 02:18PM)
You're banned for being a member of the Café inner circle.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Aug 14, 2011 05:41PM)
You are banned for being a new user...
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Aug 14, 2011 08:30PM)
You are banned for not changing my opinion!
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 14, 2011 10:54PM)
You are banned for not changing your opinion.
Message: Posted by: The great Gumbini (Aug 14, 2011 11:14PM)
Your BOTH banned for TRYING to change your opinion.


Good magic to all,


Eric
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Aug 15, 2011 10:57AM)
And you're banned for either banning someone who has already been banned OR for banning someone 2 posts ahead of yours...pick one.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 16, 2011 09:37AM)
You're banned for allowing an option. No picking. You're anned.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Aug 16, 2011 10:18AM)
You're banned for missing a "B".
Message: Posted by: Jamie Ferguson (Aug 16, 2011 02:58PM)
I'm banned for not saying you're banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 17, 2011 11:19AM)
You're banned for banning yourself. WTF
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 19, 2011 12:35AM)
You're banned for using profanity.
Message: Posted by: Magic Man 997 (Aug 20, 2011 12:10AM)
You're banned for posting "profanity".
:cake:
Message: Posted by: Jamie Ferguson (Aug 20, 2011 01:38AM)
You're banned for using ""
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 20, 2011 11:18AM)
You're banned 'cause that's the way ahakahak, I like it, ahakahak... :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: Magic Man 997 (Aug 22, 2011 10:14PM)
You're banned for using an emoticon to try and convince me he's banned!!
:banned:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 23, 2011 12:39AM)
You're banned for banning me when you only had 3 posts.
Message: Posted by: Jamie Ferguson (Aug 23, 2011 04:43PM)
You're banned for banning someone after you'd been banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 24, 2011 12:43AM)
You are banned for using a contraction in written language.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Aug 24, 2011 04:01PM)
You're banned cuz yo mama had a contraction.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 24, 2011 08:11PM)
You're banned because this is how we do it...
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 24, 2011 09:17PM)
You're banned for implying that we "do it."
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 25, 2011 04:13AM)
You're banned 'cause you don't do it with us. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Aug 25, 2011 02:28PM)
Yuo're banned cuz we can do it without you.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 25, 2011 08:27PM)
You're banned for that.
Message: Posted by: DavidG (Aug 25, 2011 09:10PM)
[quote]
On 2011-08-25 21:27, Pakar Ilusi wrote:
You're banned for that.
[/quote]
You are banned for what?
Message: Posted by: critter (Aug 25, 2011 09:13PM)
You and Samwell are banned for "What, What?"
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 25, 2011 09:51PM)
You're banned for your ebonics.
Message: Posted by: Magic Man 997 (Aug 26, 2011 03:32PM)
You're banned for making me look up ebonics and still leaving me uncertain on its meaning.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 27, 2011 12:00AM)
You're banned for Tupac then.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 28, 2011 12:26PM)
You're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 28, 2011 01:50PM)
No, you're banned.
Message: Posted by: Martock (Aug 28, 2011 07:06PM)
You are banned for lack of imagination.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 28, 2011 10:12PM)
You're banned for trying to quote John Lennon.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 29, 2011 12:37AM)
You're banned because toast always fall butter side up and if strapped on the back of cats who always fall on their feet, they should levitate when dropped.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 29, 2011 05:55AM)
You're banned cause I tried that and it didn't work. No I have butter on my floor and a dead cat.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 29, 2011 04:40PM)
You're banned for trying that. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 29, 2011 08:41PM)
You're banned for not admitting your role in this tragedy.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 29, 2011 09:27PM)
You're banned 'cause I gleefully celebrate my role in this tragedy.
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 29, 2011 10:55PM)
You're banned cause you watch "Glee" and you are therefore a Gleek.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 30, 2011 04:01AM)
You're banned because I've NEVER even sat through a full episode of that Show, though it wasn't for the lack of trying...
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 30, 2011 10:31AM)
You're banned for not appreciating show tunes.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 30, 2011 12:52PM)
You're banned because I DO appreciate show tunes and still don't like Glee... :no:
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 30, 2011 11:43PM)
Then you're banned for appreciating show tunes. Either way, you're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 30, 2011 11:48PM)
You're banned because this smiley guy says so... :banned:
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 31, 2011 03:14AM)
I've turned the volume on my computer full blast and I still can't hear your smiley guy saying a word. You're banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Aug 31, 2011 03:17AM)
You are banned 'cause he didn't say anything.
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Aug 31, 2011 10:09AM)
.You .are .banned .for .swearing
Message: Posted by: abc (Aug 31, 2011 10:36AM)
You're banned cause you didn't tell stoney you are the Café's secret Erdnase but you have the sign.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Sep 10, 2011 11:43PM)
And you're banned for almost killing this thread!
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 12, 2011 11:24PM)
You're banned cause I didn't. Blame it on Pakar Ilusi. He hasn't posted in weeks.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Sep 16, 2011 12:23AM)
You're banned for not noticing that I have not posted on this thread for one whole month!!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 16, 2011 01:34PM)
You're banned 'cause I was banned.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Sep 16, 2011 02:38PM)
You're banned because I am banning you.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 16, 2011 02:40PM)
You are banned because you are banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 19, 2011 04:01AM)
You're banned for being a Banned Aid
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 19, 2011 09:53AM)
You're banned because I loved Geldoff's Band Aid.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 25, 2011 03:47AM)
You're all banned for not keeping this thread updated.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Sep 25, 2011 09:43AM)
You're banned because I can't think of anything original to say!!!
Message: Posted by: soybntree (Sep 25, 2011 10:47AM)
You are banned for banning the person above you!
~ Soybntree
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 26, 2011 04:13PM)
You are banned for soya beans.
Message: Posted by: soybntree (Sep 26, 2011 04:54PM)
Your banned for having 3711 posts
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 26, 2011 10:23PM)
You're banned for mispelling bean in your user name.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Sep 27, 2011 12:13AM)
You're banned for not having a profile picture!
Message: Posted by: soybntree (Sep 27, 2011 01:49AM)
Your banned for using your toes to type your posts
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 27, 2011 10:29AM)
You're banned for banning the same poster for the same reason twice without reading previous bans.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 28, 2011 01:20AM)
You're banned for reminding me of the Jackson Five and then Michael Jackson and then making me feel sad.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Sep 28, 2011 01:58PM)
You're banned cuz his doctor's trial started yesterday I believe.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 28, 2011 02:03PM)
You're banned because that didn't help.
Message: Posted by: AWESOME (Sep 29, 2011 02:44AM)
Pakar, you're banned for having too many posts. Now go outside and LIVE!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Sep 29, 2011 03:09AM)
You're banned 'cause I just finished an Indie Film Shoot these last few days till the wee morning and then went Clubbing without enough sleep, against my better judgement... The last thing I want to do now is to go outside and LIVE, I feel dead now "living it up" these few days... :P
Message: Posted by: soybntree (Sep 29, 2011 07:22AM)
Your banned for acting against your better judgement
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 29, 2011 08:38AM)
You're banned for bringing this excellent thread back to life.
Message: Posted by: AWESOME (Sep 29, 2011 06:02PM)
You're banned for being ironic
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 30, 2011 12:11PM)
You're banned for being bionic. That's awesome.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Sep 30, 2011 02:25PM)
You're awesome, as well as banned, for creatively incoporating his username into your post.
Message: Posted by: critter (Sep 30, 2011 02:38PM)
No, [i]this[/i] is awesome:
[img]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9076/61383689f6de324m3.png[/img]
Message: Posted by: abc (Sep 30, 2011 11:25PM)
You're banned for liking 80's wrestling just like me.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 1, 2011 11:34AM)
You're banned for taking me back to my youth there...
Message: Posted by: Vlad_77 (Oct 1, 2011 02:24PM)
You're banned because CLEARLY a ban by Macho Man Randy Savage (R.I.P.) is FAR more meaningful. Could the "Ultimate Warrior" ever snap into a Slim Jim with the panache of Mr. Savage?
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 2, 2011 01:15AM)
You're banned for disrespecting the art of the WARRIOR.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 2, 2011 07:24AM)
You're banned because Miss Elizabeth has passed too soon. (RIP :()
Message: Posted by: MitchellMac (Oct 2, 2011 01:24PM)
You're banned for writing a depressing post!
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 2, 2011 11:06PM)
You're banned for having any idea what Pakar is talking about.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 2, 2011 11:26PM)
You're banned for not having any idea what I am talking about, because Miss Elizabeth was a LEGEND in the WWF(WWE).
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 3, 2011 09:13AM)
You're banned for banning me for something I didn't say. I banned him for knowing. I never said I didn't.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 3, 2011 09:47AM)
You're banned for taking this banning thread too seriously. ;)
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 4, 2011 07:44AM)
You're banned for banning me for something you are equally if not more guilty of.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 4, 2011 10:19AM)
You're banned for doing it again.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 5, 2011 10:12PM)
You're banned for engaging me in this battle of banning wits.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 7, 2011 03:48AM)
You're banned for although I am sure you're a nice person, we're not engaged. :goof:
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 8, 2011 10:43PM)
You're banned for turning down my engagement offer.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 9, 2011 12:41PM)
You're banned because I am now just simply gobsmacked...
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 9, 2011 09:59PM)
You're banned for not trying to hide your surprise.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 11, 2011 02:29AM)
You're banned because you REALLY surprised me...
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 13, 2011 03:56AM)
You're ALL banned again...
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 14, 2011 12:34AM)
You're banned cause I wanted to wait a week to see if someone else banned anyone and here you are.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 14, 2011 03:36AM)
You're banned for baiting.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 15, 2011 02:57PM)
You're banned for still baiting.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 16, 2011 09:40AM)
You're banned for banning yourself....again.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 17, 2011 03:03AM)
You're banned because I am banning you. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 19, 2011 09:23PM)
You're banned for violating the very complex rules of this banning endeavor.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 20, 2011 02:27AM)
You're banned for having a complex.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 24, 2011 03:55AM)
You're banned for pretending to be a martial arts pshycologist.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 25, 2011 12:31PM)
You're banned because I think that that is hilarious...
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 26, 2011 08:54PM)
You're banned cause the only 'hilarious" thing is that we are still doing this.
Message: Posted by: simcoscor (Oct 26, 2011 10:25PM)
You're banned cause I suspect you and Pakar Ilusi to be the same (crazy) person.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 27, 2011 12:18PM)
You're banned for suspecting that I am crazy and for not knowing that Taiwan and Malaysia is not the same place.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 27, 2011 03:13PM)
You're banned for making people think you are me.
Message: Posted by: simcoscor (Oct 27, 2011 07:51PM)
You're banned because by your fault I had to read 42 pages instead of 5.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 27, 2011 08:30PM)
You're banned because I don't see you continuing to read anything as being my fault.
Message: Posted by: simcoscor (Oct 27, 2011 08:54PM)
You're banned becaused you banned me for nothing as I don't read your posts anymore.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 28, 2011 01:07AM)
You're banned for even attempting to convince anyone that you are not reading their posts.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 28, 2011 07:17AM)
You're banned because I agree with you.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 28, 2011 03:09PM)
You're banned cuz I disagree.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 28, 2011 03:11PM)
You're banned for being in space.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Oct 28, 2011 03:29PM)
Your banned for making sense on the Café.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 28, 2011 04:08PM)
You're banned for sensing that.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Oct 29, 2011 10:54AM)
You're banned for using your sense of sense.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Oct 29, 2011 11:56AM)
You're banned for not having any common sense.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 29, 2011 10:04PM)
Your banned for thinking that any sense is common.
Message: Posted by: mlippo (Oct 30, 2011 09:30AM)
Abc,
you're banned for being South African as my mother.

mlippo
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 30, 2011 03:22PM)
You're banned for noticing that.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 30, 2011 10:56PM)
You're banned for not noticing that until now.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 31, 2011 05:03AM)
You're banned for making me question myself.
Message: Posted by: mlippo (Oct 31, 2011 03:50PM)
You're banned for banning abc the day Harry Houdini died.

mlippo
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Oct 31, 2011 06:19PM)
You're banned for making me sad.
Message: Posted by: abc (Oct 31, 2011 08:53PM)
You're banned for faking sadness.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 1, 2011 12:43PM)
You're banned for trying to mindread.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 1, 2011 08:30PM)
You're banned for having no avatar.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 2, 2011 08:56AM)
You're banned because I'm not a blue alien from Pandora. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 2, 2011 12:34PM)
You're banned for lack of proof.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 2, 2011 01:22PM)
You're banned for playing this stupid game.
Message: Posted by: critter (Nov 2, 2011 01:34PM)
You're banned for hypocrisy.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 2, 2011 02:03PM)
You're banned for throwing stuff.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 2, 2011 07:59PM)
You're banned for not noticing the little rhyme "follow critter on twitter"
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 11, 2011 05:49AM)
You're banned for working at Tora Magic Shop.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 16, 2011 08:46PM)
You're banned for not having a real job you.......magician.
Message: Posted by: Salguod Nairb (Nov 16, 2011 08:50PM)
You're banned for not posting on the Whopper thread before it was locked!
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 17, 2011 06:58AM)
You're banned for posting on any thread that sounds like my dinner.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 17, 2011 07:41AM)
You're banned for eating something that makes sounds like a Whopper for dinner.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 19, 2011 08:55AM)
You're banned for making fun of the King
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 19, 2011 10:00AM)
You're banned for electing monarchy with fries.
Message: Posted by: HerbLarry (Nov 19, 2011 10:11AM)
Your banned for not offering a shake with those fries.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 19, 2011 10:14AM)
You're banned for wanting shake when The King shakes enough by himself!
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 20, 2011 07:13AM)
You're banned for calling Elvis a burger you bugger.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 20, 2011 07:34AM)
You're banned for thinking that he's an insect
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 20, 2011 08:56PM)
You're banned for not knowing British venacular.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 21, 2011 02:27AM)
You're banned for using the word venacular.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 21, 2011 04:57AM)
You're banned for not typing vernacular.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 22, 2011 11:56AM)
You're banned for getting it right.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Nov 22, 2011 08:53PM)
You're banned because I woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 23, 2011 08:51PM)
You're banned for not putting your bed against a wall to ensure that you can only wake up on one side of the bed.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Nov 23, 2011 09:56PM)
You're banned for Interior Decorating without a license.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 24, 2011 01:36AM)
You're banned for working with the Ministry of the Interior.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Nov 24, 2011 07:10AM)
You're banned for being associated with the Ministry of Magic.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 24, 2011 07:46AM)
You're banned for being disrespectful to MoM.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 24, 2011 10:12AM)
You're banned for bringing MoM into this.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Nov 24, 2011 01:03PM)
How did you know my MoM's name? You're banned!
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 24, 2011 07:44PM)
You're banned for banning me for knowing everything. (Now if I can just convince my wife)
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 25, 2011 04:28AM)
You're banned for knowing everything but still not being able to convince your wife.
Message: Posted by: abc (Nov 25, 2011 07:39AM)
You're banned for depressing me!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Nov 25, 2011 07:40AM)
You're banned because only buttons should be depressed.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 5, 2011 02:34PM)
You're banned for...actually I'm not sure, you made a good post.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 5, 2011 03:00PM)
Blatant indecision. Banned.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 5, 2011 06:54PM)
No, blatant idea to keep the thread alive. You're banned for not seeing that :)
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 5, 2011 09:38PM)
You're banned for trying to keep the thread alive.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 6, 2011 01:43PM)
You're banned because he succeeded.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 7, 2011 07:25AM)
You're banned for not giving credit where it's due. We kept this going!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 7, 2011 02:06PM)
You're banned because that is so true. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 8, 2011 12:17PM)
You're banned for banning the truth teller.
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Dec 8, 2011 07:33PM)
You're banned because you're lazy--
You're banned because you drink--
You're banned because you're crazy--
You're banned because you stink--
You're banned because you're growing--
You're banned because you're grown!

Krump-ke we got banned on all our own...!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 9, 2011 01:48PM)
You're banned for insulting yourself.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 11, 2011 06:57AM)
You're banned for being offended by reflective insulting.
Message: Posted by: Dynamike (Dec 11, 2011 08:16AM)
You're banned for having nothing else better to do today.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 11, 2011 10:02PM)
You're banned for Anonymous.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 12, 2011 07:50PM)
You're banned for forgetting to type alcoholics.
Message: Posted by: Tom Jorgenson (Dec 12, 2011 10:50PM)
You're banned for not knowing alcoholics forget.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 13, 2011 01:17AM)
You're banned for not congratulating him on not being an alcoholic.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 14, 2011 07:55PM)
You're banned for not knowing that I am.
Message: Posted by: longhaired1 (Dec 14, 2011 09:14PM)
ABC: Your band. I would really like to hear your band. Please let me know next time you have a gig.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 15, 2011 01:43AM)
You're banned for a witty play of phonetics.
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Dec 15, 2011 04:47AM)
You're banned because I said so.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 15, 2011 07:44AM)
You're banned because you said so.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 15, 2011 02:27PM)
You're banned cuz Chuck Norris said so.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 15, 2011 11:07PM)
You're banned because Bruce Lee doesn't agree with that.
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Dec 15, 2011 11:48PM)
You're banned for coming back after you were banned.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 16, 2011 12:03AM)
You're banned for doing the same thing.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 16, 2011 12:09AM)
You're banned for banning someone for the same reason you were banned for.
Message: Posted by: Josh Chaikin (Dec 16, 2011 02:14AM)
You're banned for banning someone who is already banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 16, 2011 09:37AM)
You're banned for singing the same tune over and over.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 16, 2011 02:39PM)
You're banned for not switching the radio channel and listening to another tune.
Message: Posted by: Jeff J. (Dec 16, 2011 08:45PM)
You're banned for assuming abc was listening to the radio.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 17, 2011 03:03AM)
You're banned for being an unamazing hack.
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 20, 2011 10:27PM)
You're banned for posting in this thread just before the festive season.
Message: Posted by: Leland (Dec 21, 2011 12:13PM)
You're banned for banning due to the festive season!
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 21, 2011 04:04PM)
You're banned because it's a festivus for the rest of us!!!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 21, 2011 09:55PM)
You're banned for trying to sound like Vanilla Ice.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Dec 22, 2011 03:43PM)
Actually, you're banned because I was trying to sound like George's dad from Seinfeld...
Message: Posted by: Leland (Dec 23, 2011 03:52PM)
You're banned for not having an aluminum pole!
Message: Posted by: abc (Dec 24, 2011 10:31AM)
You're banned for dancing with three "un"costumed girls.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Dec 27, 2011 03:24AM)
You're banned for the holidays.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 8, 2012 10:22AM)
You're banned cause I'm back from the holidays.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 8, 2012 11:41PM)
You're banned for the world will end.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 9, 2012 10:15AM)
You're banned for being a Mayan.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 12, 2012 01:06AM)
You're banned for the fact that I did not say the world will end this year, but regardless, someday it will.
Message: Posted by: Mehtas (Jan 12, 2012 06:21AM)
Pakar,

You're banned for condemning the Mayan Prophecy and still saying the world will end. and also you count four cards as four and hide the 4th card so you're REALLY banned there. and also you didn't complete the word Illusion in your avtar so you're really really banned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 12, 2012 10:39AM)
You're banned for incomprehensible babbling.
Message: Posted by: Mehtas (Jan 12, 2012 10:57AM)
You're banned for not knowing what comes after "c" .
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 12, 2012 11:36AM)
You're banned for living on an Island.
Message: Posted by: Mehtas (Jan 12, 2012 02:42PM)
You're banned for stating a fact.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 12, 2012 10:53PM)
You're banned for not noticing that we have something in common.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 13, 2012 06:57AM)
You're banned because I am banning you.
Message: Posted by: Mehtas (Jan 13, 2012 06:58AM)
You're banned for banning me twice.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 13, 2012 07:00AM)
You're banned for getting banned thrice now.
Message: Posted by: Mehtas (Jan 13, 2012 07:13AM)
You're banned for telling I've scored a Hat Trick.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 13, 2012 07:17AM)
You're banned for tricking.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 13, 2012 10:34AM)
You're banned with a doosra.
Message: Posted by: Mehtas (Jan 13, 2012 10:49AM)
You're banned for using a term only cricket fans would understand.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 14, 2012 01:41AM)
You're banned for fanning crickets.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 15, 2012 09:05PM)
You're fanned for banning crickets
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Jan 16, 2012 07:59AM)
You're banned for chirping your complaint.
Message: Posted by: abc (Jan 18, 2012 11:20AM)
You're banned for chirping. No comments from the peanut gallery please.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 24, 2012 04:42AM)
You're banned for peanuts.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jan 26, 2012 08:10PM)
You're banned because some people are allergic to peanuts!
(Not me though.)
Message: Posted by: actorcoop (Jan 29, 2012 12:18AM)
You're banned because if you used your toes to type ALL of your posts, you foot would be too cramped to lift up in your pic.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jan 29, 2012 11:00AM)
You're banned because I used my LEFT foot to type all these posts!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 29, 2012 12:30PM)
You're banned for exposure of a previously unknown feet feat on a magic forum.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jan 29, 2012 12:53PM)
You are banned for making a witty pun about my feet!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 29, 2012 12:59PM)
You're banned because it was solely by accident.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Jan 29, 2012 01:01PM)
Oooooooooohhhhh The puns never end! :D

You are banned for not listening to my podcast interview and responding on the Thread in Penny that bears my name!

http://magicbistro.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=120:podcast2-paul-pacific&catid=48:podcasts-public&Itemid=169
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jan 29, 2012 01:09PM)
You're banned for self promotion! :P
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Feb 21, 2012 01:22PM)
I AM banned for banning MYSELF! :comply:
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 21, 2012 01:47PM)
You are banned for posting twice in a row.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 21, 2012 03:25PM)
You're banned because you comprised exactly 50% of the posts on this page prior to this post. Can you keep up with the math?
Message: Posted by: DanHarlan (Feb 22, 2012 01:29PM)
You're all banned for posting on a palindromic date (21/02/2012 European style, baby!) and not pointing it out.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Feb 22, 2012 02:12PM)
You're banned because I can't even pronounce that word........palidram...who's yo mama?
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 22, 2012 09:22PM)
You're banned for not counting properly.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Feb 22, 2012 09:59PM)
You're banned for keeping score.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 24, 2012 08:32AM)
You're banned for intractability.
Message: Posted by: DanHarlan (Feb 25, 2012 02:46PM)
I'm banning "abc" (if that is your REAL name) for not being able to distinguish the difference between recalcitrance and intractability.
Message: Posted by: landmark (Feb 25, 2012 06:42PM)
You're banned for not predicting the outcome of this thread.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 26, 2012 11:58PM)
You're banned for not banning Mr Harlan for his overuse of formal language on an informal forum.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Feb 27, 2012 10:19AM)
You're banned for never calling me "Mr. Pacific".
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 27, 2012 10:20PM)
I called him Mr Harlan because I have some of his material and like it. You are banned for a lack of respect.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Feb 28, 2012 12:58PM)
You're banned for not praising Mr. Harlan's work specifically on rubberbands.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 28, 2012 06:22PM)
You're banned for incorrect adverb placement.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Feb 28, 2012 10:01PM)
You're banned because I don't really care about that when thanking and praising others.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 28, 2012 11:08PM)
You're banned cause you COULD care less.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Feb 29, 2012 10:09AM)
You're banned because that is not my "cause".
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 29, 2012 10:17AM)
You're banned for not stating your cause clearly.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Feb 29, 2012 10:26AM)
You're banned because I am a rebel.
Message: Posted by: abc (Feb 29, 2012 08:55PM)
You're banned cause you're a rebel in disguise. You're actually a security guard with a teddy.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 1, 2012 12:19AM)
You're banned because that teddy bear is just too cute. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: The Mighty Fool (Mar 1, 2012 02:20AM)
Youre banned for not having a witty connector between 'inner circle' and your # of posts.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 1, 2012 03:15AM)
You're banned for noticing things like that.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 1, 2012 12:03PM)
You're banned for not making the effort to get a "witty connector"
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 1, 2012 02:37PM)
You're banned for not putting a full stop.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 1, 2012 06:37PM)
You're banned for not calling a full stop a period.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 2, 2012 12:06AM)
You're banned because I don't know if you're a man or a woman.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 2, 2012 12:17AM)
You're banned because your avatar looks exactly like abc's does.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 2, 2012 12:40AM)
You're banned because your cheeks are tanned.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 2, 2012 11:37AM)
You're banned cause you've been "man"handled.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 2, 2012 12:35PM)
You're banned because you know things like that about me.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 2, 2012 07:09PM)
You're banned for being so easy to read.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 2, 2012 08:43PM)
You're banned for doing readings.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 3, 2012 12:17PM)
You're banned for blowing (or reading) hot and cold.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 3, 2012 12:39PM)
You're banned for even considering I'm blowing.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 3, 2012 09:23PM)
You're banned for turning this conversation x-rated.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 4, 2012 07:28PM)
You're banned because you're the one who actually just did it.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 4, 2012 10:06PM)
You're banned for incorrect usage of "just". We posted almost a day apart. That can not be just.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 6, 2012 02:51PM)
You're banned for typing out three sentences!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 6, 2012 04:22PM)
You're banned for typing!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 01:16PM)
You're banned for all the good that's left in the world.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 01:19PM)
You're banned for all the good that's right in the world
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 01:33PM)
You're banned for all the good that's left in the middle, right?
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 02:16PM)
Is that right?
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 02:23PM)
You're banned for not banning me.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 02:37PM)
Your banned for banning me

:) I forgot which forum I was in and confused it with the answering a question with a question forum...my bad
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 02:48PM)
[quote]
On 2012-03-07 15:37, Bob1Dog wrote:

:) I forgot which forum I was in and confused it with the answering a question with a question forum...my bad

[/quote]

You're banned because that is just downright hysterical. :hysteric:
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 03:05PM)
You're banned for not laughing hard enough
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 03:06PM)
You're banned because I still have not stopped laughing. :rotf:
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 03:10PM)
Your banned because you use those animated smileys and I don't know how to put them in.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 03:18PM)
You're banned for being this guy :worry:.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 03:23PM)
You're banned for not banning me for my misspelled "Your" in my previous post.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 7, 2012 03:25PM)
You're banned because I was just being kind.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 7, 2012 04:58PM)
You're banned for being too kind.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 8, 2012 12:21AM)
You are banned because I was the only person to have a photo of me as my avatar on the previous page of this thread!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 8, 2012 12:29AM)
You're banned because you're looking at pages past.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 9, 2012 09:30AM)
You're banned for not allowing me to view the past page.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 9, 2012 11:59AM)
You're banned for all the girls I've loved before.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 9, 2012 12:45PM)
You're banned for loving the same girls someone else has loved
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 9, 2012 05:46PM)
You're banned for still not putting a full stop at the end of your sentences.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 10, 2012 01:13AM)
You're banned twice for calling a period a full stop and also because this has been used before.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 10, 2012 11:00AM)
You're banned for referring to the monthly disease the fairer ones suffer as a full stop (actually wait a minute...)
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 10, 2012 11:53AM)
You're banned for banning me for using the full stop when Pakar Ilusi did.
Message: Posted by: landmark (Mar 10, 2012 12:26PM)
You're banned for not playing in a band.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 10, 2012 12:53PM)
You're banned for all the girls I've loved before.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 10, 2012 06:43PM)
You're banned for saying that again.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 11, 2012 11:52AM)
You're banned for noticing that.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 11, 2012 01:04PM)
You're bammed, full stop!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 11, 2012 01:07PM)
You're banned bammed, yabedabedu!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 11, 2012 04:44PM)
You're still banned, full stop!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 11, 2012 05:13PM)
You're banned for your gusto.
Message: Posted by: esp0000 (Mar 11, 2012 06:58PM)
You're banned for banning too many people.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 11, 2012 07:10PM)
You're banned for pointing that out.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 11, 2012 07:11PM)
And you're double banned for only having two posts (as of the time & date above).
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 11, 2012 08:30PM)
You're banned 'cause you double banned.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 11, 2012 11:00PM)
You're banned for enjoying this.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 12, 2012 08:36AM)
You're banned for trying to hide your obvious and devious enjoyment.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 12, 2012 10:38PM)
You're banned for beliving I'm not enjoying this!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 12, 2012 10:39PM)
(I know, I know)
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 12, 2012 10:56PM)
You're banned 'cause you be living large!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 13, 2012 02:15AM)
You're banned because you throw stuff.
Message: Posted by: landmark (Mar 13, 2012 05:17AM)
You're banned because the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 13, 2012 01:00PM)
Your banned because of all those posts that were deleted.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 13, 2012 01:15PM)
You're banned for having only one dog.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 13, 2012 02:35PM)
You're banned for dreaming.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 14, 2012 11:11AM)
You're banned for dreaming I have only on dawg (foot)!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 14, 2012 02:48PM)
You're banned for my face palm to your post.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 14, 2012 04:28PM)
You're banned because I don't have a clue as to what you're tlaking about!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 14, 2012 10:54PM)
You are banned for misspelling talking.
(And I misspelled "one" above.)
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 14, 2012 11:21PM)
Your banned for catching my fingers doing the walking,AND because I couldn't ban you for your misspelled "one" above
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 15, 2012 10:37AM)
You're banned because your FEET should be doing the walking.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 15, 2012 11:25AM)
You're banned for walking barefoot.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 15, 2012 11:38AM)
You're banned for joining this thread so late.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 15, 2012 01:11PM)
You're banned for not continuing with his "foot" theme.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 15, 2012 04:38PM)
You're banned for not footing the bill for a pair of socks.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 17, 2012 03:16PM)
You're banned for me.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 17, 2012 10:48PM)
You're banned for not being more specific.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 20, 2012 12:12AM)
You're banned because it does not get more specific than being banned for me.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 20, 2012 01:52AM)
You're banned because it's always about YOU!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 20, 2012 02:09AM)
You're banned because it is ALWAYS about banning.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 20, 2012 09:10PM)
You're banned because YOU'RE always being banned.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 21, 2012 07:03AM)
You're banned for having an amusing signature.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 21, 2012 11:28AM)
You're banned for being amused.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 21, 2012 01:52PM)
You're banned for being.
Message: Posted by: Tim Dowd (Mar 21, 2012 02:40PM)
Bob1dog you're banned for bobbing ones dog... It's just not done in polite society...
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 21, 2012 03:21PM)
You are banned for assuming he is polite.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 21, 2012 04:18PM)
You're banned for assuming that he assumed I'm polite when he implicated that I am not polite for bobbing my dog.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 21, 2012 05:27PM)
You're banned for even thinking of such things as bobbing your dog.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 21, 2012 07:23PM)
You're all banned for impure thoughts. Only I am allowed to have them.
Message: Posted by: Bill Hilly (Mar 21, 2012 07:37PM)
I've been banned.

[img]http://farm1.staticflickr.com/92/271979434_49743e590d_z.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 21, 2012 07:42PM)
You're banned because your image link didn't work and I had to cut and paste the url to get there.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 12:46AM)
You're banned because I saw his image just fine.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 01:02AM)
You're banned because you don't understand my computer's personality and I do.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 01:09AM)
You're banned for bonding that way with your computer.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 01:24AM)
You're banned for having a computer.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 02:20AM)
You're banned for this discourse would not be possible without a computer.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 02:24AM)
You're banned for calling a Blackberry a computer.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 02:26AM)
You're banned for having a Blackberry.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 11:09AM)
You're banned for making me hungry for blackberries and cream.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 11:23AM)
You're banned for doing the same. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 11:32AM)
You're banned for using that smiley :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 11:35AM)
You're banned for using it incorrectly. :no:
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 11:38AM)
You're banned for being blue.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 11:40AM)
You're banned for being green.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 22, 2012 11:41AM)
You're banned for being color blind.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 11:42AM)
You're banned for being grey.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 12:15PM)
You're banned for bringing Aliens into this.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 12:42PM)
You're ba... [img]http://a1star.com/images/alien-abduction-spaceship.gif[/img]
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 01:22PM)
You're banned for plugging hypnosis mp3's
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 01:30PM)
You're banned for the Elman Induction.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 02:50PM)
You're banned aaaaaaaaaand..... You're under....
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 02:56PM)
You're banned because all hypnosis is self hypnosis SLEEP!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 03:00PM)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 22, 2012 03:02PM)
You're banned for being asleep here in the forum!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 03:02PM)
Tom, you're banned for 3,2,1... Awake! You feel great from head to toe!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 03:03PM)
You two are banned for waking me up! Grrr
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 22, 2012 03:07PM)
You're banned because you have now started your journey towards having the body of your dreams...
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 03:08PM)
You're banned for mentioning journeys after my alien abduction gif committed hypno-suicide.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 22, 2012 03:11PM)
You're banned because I always journey barefooted!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 03:22PM)
You're banned for discrimination against socks
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 03:23PM)
You're banned for being the Barefoot Contestor
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 03:25PM)
(Paul, not Tom....you snuck in before me.....) I know, I know, I'm banned.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 03:32PM)
You're all banned because my mummy said so!
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 03:48PM)
You're banned for bringing Egyptology into the conversation so soon after aliens.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 03:55PM)
You're banned because resistance is futile
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 22, 2012 05:03PM)
You are banned for the Borg.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 22, 2012 05:05PM)
You are banned from the board.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 07:41PM)
You're banned for precisely [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWiEAclHbU] this long [/url]
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 07:58PM)
You're banned for being too precise.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 08:37PM)
You're banned for objecting to my uncanny precision, which is so uncannily precise that I can predict precisely what is going to happen next...
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 09:04PM)
Yup. Me too.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 22, 2012 09:12PM)
You're banned for breaking the only rule in this thread which is you have to ban the poster above you and since you failed to do so and I have been able to type this entire sentence without any punctuation you are banned for forcing me to stoop to methods as low as this which is clearly not the type a person I want to or wish to so I hope you understand the difficult situation you have put me in and therefore I have no choice to ban you.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 09:22PM)
You're banned for failing to grasp that I knew I would be banned for the exact reason you banned me for.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 09:56PM)
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Mar 22, 2012 10:04pm
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Mar 22, 2012 10:12pm
You're banned for breaking the only rule in this thread which is you have to ban the poster above you and since you failed to do so and I have been able to type this entire sentence without any punctuation you are banned for forcing me to stoop to methods as low as this which is clearly not the type a person I want to or wish to so I hope you understand the difficult situation you have put me in and therefore I have no choice to ban you.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:22pm
You're banned for failing to grasp that I knew I would be banned for the exact reason you banned me for.
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I predicted all of that. You're banned.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 22, 2012 09:57PM)
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On 2012-03-22 22:56, tomsk192 wrote:
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Mar 22, 2012 10:04pm
Yup. Me too.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:12pm
You're banned for breaking the only rule in this thread which is you have to ban the poster above you and since you failed to do so and I have been able to type this entire sentence without any punctuation you are banned for forcing me to stoop to methods as low as this which is clearly not the type a person I want to or wish to so I hope you understand the difficult situation you have put me in and therefore I have no choice to ban you.
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Mar 22, 2012 10:22pm
You're banned for failing to grasp that I knew I would be banned for the exact reason you banned me for.
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I predicted all of that. You're banned.
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Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 22, 2012 11:45PM)
You're banned for making a second post without banning someone and because you should have banned yourself.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 23, 2012 12:43AM)
You're banned for breaking the chain of useless quoting.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2012 02:40AM)
You're banned for I have banned you.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 23, 2012 02:43AM)
You're banned for excessive banning.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2012 02:48AM)
You're banned for excessive lifting. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 23, 2012 03:08AM)
You're banned for trying to discourage me from urinating. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2012 03:12AM)
You're banned for putting that picture in my head.
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 23, 2012 03:19AM)
You're banned for picturing it. :boggle:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 23, 2012 04:09AM)
You're banned for that :boggle: smiley.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 23, 2012 08:26AM)
You're boggled for that :banned: smiley.

No, wait a second...
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 23, 2012 08:35AM)
You're banned for boggling.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 23, 2012 09:02AM)
You're banned because I feel like it.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 23, 2012 09:13AM)
You're banned because I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 23, 2012 09:21AM)
You're banned because at least my feet don't smell. (My nose does tho).
Message: Posted by: critter (Mar 23, 2012 11:01AM)
You're banned for having a malfunctioning nose on your feet.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 23, 2012 03:21PM)
You're banned for being nosy about all this.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 01:28AM)
You're banned because I have a bad feeling about this.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 24, 2012 05:08AM)
You're banned for feeling bad.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 07:19AM)
You're banned for the Force is not strong with you so you did not get the joke.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 24, 2012 08:07AM)
You're banned because your powers are weak old man.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 08:21AM)
You're banned because if you ban me now, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 24, 2012 08:22AM)
You're banned because droids don't rip your arms off when they lose.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 24, 2012 08:36AM)
You're banned because there are droids in Star Wars.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 24, 2012 09:07AM)
You're banned because there are no droids in The Sound of Music.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 09:16AM)
You're banned because Lucas killed off Darth Maul. :no:
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 24, 2012 11:59AM)
You're banned because the force is strong with this one.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 12:08PM)
You're banned with the Force choke.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 24, 2012 02:25PM)
You're banned because I feel like banning you.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 10:34PM)
You're banned because your feelings deceive you, I feel the hate in you, my young Jedi.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 24, 2012 10:37PM)
You're banned for continuing with the Star Wars theme.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 24, 2012 10:44PM)
You're banned because I wish I would have come up with that first.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 24, 2012 10:52PM)
You're banned because you can't stop me, you Sith you.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 24, 2012 11:57PM)
You're banned for forcing me to look up Sith and for continuing the Star Wars theme.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 12:21AM)
You're banned and banished to Tatooine for looking up The Sith.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 12:24AM)
You're banned for not acknowledging my forcing pun.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 12:25AM)
You're banned for forcing your puns, they should flow naturally from your center, my young Padawan.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 12:30AM)
You're banned for assuming I'm a centrist.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 12:39AM)
You're banned for assuming I'm assuming that.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 12:42AM)
You're banned for my assuming.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 01:33AM)
You're banned for my amusement. :goof:
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 12:25PM)
You'r banned for your assuming amusement.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 08:14PM)
You're banned for that "You'r".
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 08:47PM)
You're banned because I already knew that.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 08:52PM)
You're banned because you already knew that.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 08:59PM)
Your banned because no knews is good knews.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 09:02PM)
You're banned for that witty remark.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 09:05PM)
You're banned for remarking.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 09:07PM)
You're banned for having a houseful of ever growing posts.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 09:09PM)
You're banned for having more posts than me.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 09:16PM)
You're banned for caring about that.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 09:18PM)
You're banned because you think I care about that.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 25, 2012 09:22PM)
You're banned because you don't care about that.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 25, 2012 11:39PM)
You're banned because because you banded to care.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 26, 2012 12:03AM)
You're banned because I've never been in a band.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 26, 2012 12:16AM)
You're banned because I have. :heavymetal:
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 26, 2012 01:05AM)
You're banned because you were Livin' On A Prayer.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 26, 2012 08:43AM)
You're banned for prayin' for a livin'.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 26, 2012 11:45AM)
You're banned 'cos you give love a bad name.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 26, 2012 12:48PM)
You're banned 'cause it's my life.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 26, 2012 07:31PM)
You're right, you're banned becaust it IS your life.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 26, 2012 10:36PM)
You're banned for the rest of your life!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 26, 2012 10:44PM)
You're banned for resting my life.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 27, 2012 05:39AM)
You're banned for resting.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 27, 2012 10:03AM)
You're banned for putting your feet up.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 27, 2012 10:54AM)
You're banned for talking about yourself.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 27, 2012 01:26PM)
You're banned for banning talking.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 27, 2012 01:52PM)
You're banned 'cause we ain't talking, we're typing.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 27, 2012 01:54PM)
You're banned for pointing out the obvious!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 27, 2012 01:57PM)
You're banned 'cause I wasn't pointing.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 27, 2012 01:58PM)
You're banned because I KNEW you were going to say that.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 27, 2012 03:26PM)
You're banned because I didn't get to ban Pakar's last post first.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 27, 2012 05:27PM)
Then you are banned for being too slow!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 27, 2012 06:23PM)
And you are banned for being too quick.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 27, 2012 07:50PM)
You're banned for saying quick instead of fast.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 27, 2012 10:53PM)
You're banished for mocking the beauty of the synonym.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 27, 2012 11:01PM)
You're banned for saying banished.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 12:30AM)
You're banned again because he didn't say it, he typed it.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 28, 2012 12:37AM)
You're banned again because we all know we use colloquialisms.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 03:27AM)
You're banned for upholding the vernacular.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 03:31AM)
You're banned for it is his right to hold up his vernacular or whatever else needs to be held.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 28, 2012 10:57AM)
You're banned for not holding up my foot!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 11:30AM)
You're banned for being untenable.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 28, 2012 12:24PM)
Your untenable banning of bigfoot just got you banned. Have fun!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 28, 2012 12:34PM)
You're banned for not allowing me to ban him myself!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 12:58PM)
You're banned for it is what is needed now.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 01:28PM)
You're banned for sounding like a sadhu.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 01:48PM)
You're banned for I am Zen.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 28, 2012 02:22PM)
You're banned because I have no shoes!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 02:24PM)
You're banned because I am.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 28, 2012 02:38PM)
You're banned because I am not!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 02:52PM)
You're banned because you are but just don't realize it.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 28, 2012 02:56PM)
You're banned because hh isn't and doesn't realize it.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 03:25PM)
You're banned 'cause of that "hh"... :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 03:42PM)
You are brutally banned from the bottom of my bright blue boots.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 03:46PM)
There once was a bloke called Ilusi,
Who when banning was not very choosy.
Whatever was said,
He would take it as read,
That the poster was ripe for his Uzi.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 03:48PM)
You're banned for having way too much time on your hands.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 03:53PM)
You're banned because 'twas but a matter of moments.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 04:11PM)
You're banned 'cause it was a lifetime for me.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 28, 2012 06:13PM)
You're banned because "It only takes a moment....but my arms felt sure and strong! It only takes a moment to be loved....a whole life long!"
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 28, 2012 07:07PM)
You're banned for the funniest post.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 28, 2012 07:40PM)
You're banned for that kinda sense of humour.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 28, 2012 09:01PM)
You are banned for not writing a limerick about ME!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 28, 2012 09:10PM)
You're banned for the movie Barefoot in the Park.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 28, 2012 09:21PM)
You're banned for thinking he could be a movie star.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 28, 2012 09:51PM)
You're banned because I am a movie star!
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 28, 2012 10:14PM)
You're banned for not proving you're a movie star.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 29, 2012 01:22AM)
You're banned because it's written all over my sole.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 29, 2012 02:41AM)
You're banned for baring your sole to the world.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 29, 2012 10:28AM)
You're banned for baring your soul to the world.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 29, 2012 11:21AM)
You're banned for your lack of appreciation for Percy Sledge.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 29, 2012 02:43PM)
You're banned for your lack of appreciation of my sole.
Message: Posted by: satellite23 (Mar 29, 2012 03:20PM)
You're banned for the SOLE reason that your jersey doesn't specify which team it is...
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 29, 2012 05:24PM)
You're banned for confusing a channel island with an article of sportswear apparel.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Mar 29, 2012 05:45PM)
I'm banning myself for a double post.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 29, 2012 09:13PM)
You're banned for banning yourself.
Message: Posted by: abc (Mar 29, 2012 09:49PM)
You're banned for stating the obvious.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 30, 2012 02:53AM)
You're banned for the first raindrops of summer.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 30, 2012 12:05PM)
You're banned because my feet will get wet.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 30, 2012 04:20PM)
You're banned because you don't wear rubbers.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 12:19AM)
You're banned because you know that about him.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 31, 2012 12:47AM)
You're banned because you didn't know that about me!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 01:00AM)
You're banned because I didn't want to know that much about you!
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 31, 2012 01:11AM)
You're banned because you just hurt my feelings. :(
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 01:20AM)
You're banned for taking things way too seriously. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 31, 2012 11:53AM)
You're banned, seriously, for taking things away.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 11:59AM)
You're banned away seriously for things. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 31, 2012 12:05PM)
You are banned because I am not hurt anymore :)
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 12:24PM)
You're banned for worrying me.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Mar 31, 2012 12:49PM)
You're banned for taking this barefoot boy too seriously. ;)
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 12:53PM)
You're banned for calling yourself "boy". ;)
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 31, 2012 04:51PM)
You're banned for disliking that he called himself "boy."
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Mar 31, 2012 05:48PM)
You're banned for all the "guys" in the world.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Mar 31, 2012 08:32PM)
You're banned from all the world.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2012 03:12AM)
You're banned for all the alternate universes! :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 1, 2012 10:47AM)
You are banned because in an alternate universe I am actually wearing shoes and socks.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2012 11:43AM)
You're banned for imitating Jet Li in "The One".
Message: Posted by: abc (Apr 1, 2012 11:56AM)
You're banned cause there doesn't have to be only one.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2012 12:11PM)
You're banned because I prefer the Sith and there can only be two.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Apr 1, 2012 12:48PM)
You're banned because of your obsession with Star Wars.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2012 01:12PM)
You're banned because I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Apr 1, 2012 03:08PM)
You're banned for being disturbed.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Apr 1, 2012 03:43PM)
You're banned because I am only slightly perturbed.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Apr 1, 2012 04:40PM)
You're banned for not being completely perturbed.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 1, 2012 11:35PM)
You're banned because I feel it in my sole.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Apr 1, 2012 11:52PM)
You're banned because you're a tenderfoot.
Message: Posted by: PaulPacific (Apr 1, 2012 11:57PM)
You're banned because how do you know whether or not my foot is tender?
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Apr 2, 2012 12:09AM)
You're banned becaus you said so when you said you felt it in your sole.
Message: Posted by: Bob1Dog (Apr 2, 2012 12:09AM)
I know, I know..