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Topic: How Much Porn is Too Much?
Message: Posted by: ThatsJustWrong! (Jun 4, 2012 08:15PM)
Dear Gabby,

I'm sitting in a Starbucks still grinning like an idiot after finishing my close up set tonight. During my little exploration of mental miracles <sic> I was suddenly mobbed by a gaggle of Japanese co-eds (Are we still allowed to say Co-Ed?). They were very excited to participate but halfway through my BCS, a sudden image of Peter Loughran's The Thing, but with a giant tentacle springing out of it, popped into my head and I lost it. I lost count, lost my patter and just snorted like a gibbering idiot. That hasn't happened to me in a long time (the last time I totally lost it performing was about ten years ago when Petruchio lost his pants and fell off the stage during a production of Taming of the Shrew).

Is it possible that I watch too much Japanese tentacle porn?

Signed,
Nose Spewing a Moccachino in NYC
Message: Posted by: slyhand (Jun 5, 2012 05:59AM)
Nope.
Message: Posted by: Salguod Nairb (Jun 5, 2012 07:10AM)
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Message: Posted by: tommy (Jun 5, 2012 07:39AM)
Which reminds me of the case of the fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death that lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces.
Message: Posted by: Octopus Sun (Jun 5, 2012 07:42AM)
Never enough...
Message: Posted by: Jim Sparx (Jun 5, 2012 03:06PM)
I invented snorting co-eds and you are in violation of a copyright. You will cease and desist, now.
Signed,
Gabbys father.
Message: Posted by: ThatsJustWrong! (Jun 5, 2012 03:55PM)
Sorry, Harry!
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 5, 2012 04:40PM)
Tentacles are so last week. We're back around to midgets.
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 6, 2012 08:58PM)
I dunno, I'm still with...NAH--too much sharing! ;)
Message: Posted by: MikeBeaudet (Jun 8, 2012 09:22PM)
Hi guys,

I'm new in Magic Café (and french canadian) and while I was surfing the forums I saw this one. I read the thread and you know what ?. I didn't understand anything of what you were talking about !!! Let's look at what I've had read in this post. Let's review that with me;

that'sJustWrong!: Is it possible that I watch too much Japanese tentacle porn?

tommy:Which reminds me of the case of the fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death that lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces.


spartacus:I invented snorting co-eds and you are in violation of a copyright.

critter:Tentacles are so last week. We're back around to midgets.

and the winner Steve_Mollett:I dunno, I'm still with...NAH--too much sharing!

Hehehe imagine a french canadian reader trying to decipher this thread !!! What a powerfull secret code.

Did you smoke something together ? :) I'm just kidding.

Mike
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 09:28PM)
We're actually playing online poker as a team. Now you're the only one here who doesn't know our hands.
Message: Posted by: Barry Gitelson (Jun 8, 2012 09:33PM)
You can not know what is enough, till you find out what is too much!
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 09:40PM)
Dude! Turn your cards around, the new guy can see your hand!
Message: Posted by: mastermindreader (Jun 8, 2012 09:51PM)
Too much porn can result in you going blind. So I cut back when I had to start wearing glasses.

critter- I'll see your bet and raise a tentacle.
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 10:08PM)
Cuttlefish high, read 'em and weep!
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 8, 2012 10:16PM)
Miyabi. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 10:24PM)
Wabi-sabi.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 8, 2012 10:29PM)
I'll raise you a Kobe Tai and Jade Marcela. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 10:32PM)
Mmmm... Kobe Tai...
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 8, 2012 10:36PM)
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On 2012-06-08 23:32, critter wrote:
Mmmm... Kobe Tai...
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Maria Ozawa... :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 10:40PM)
Hadn't heard of that Jade chick. Had to look her up. Pretty.
Message: Posted by: Jeff J. (Jun 8, 2012 10:52PM)
You were suddenly mobbed by a gaggle of Japanese co-eds? I must be hanging out in the wrong places. Where is this place you speak of?
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 8, 2012 11:01PM)
We've got tons of them out at EWU. They usually sit on the middle level in the PUB.
Message: Posted by: Jeff J. (Jun 8, 2012 11:17PM)
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On 2012-06-09 00:01, critter wrote:
We've got tons of them out at EWU. They usually sit on the middle level in the PUB.
[/quote]

<sigh> If only I wasn't a few thousand miles away.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 9, 2012 06:18AM)
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On 2012-06-08 23:40, critter wrote:
Hadn't heard of that Jade chick. Had to look her up. Pretty.
[/quote]

She's of Indonesian birth btw...

Magicians helping Magicians. :ohyes:
Message: Posted by: Cliffg37 (Jun 9, 2012 09:34PM)
I have the ace of tenticles. Trumps over you all!
Message: Posted by: Jeff J. (Jun 9, 2012 09:37PM)
It's hard to read to read this thread since I'm nearly blind (my mother warned me), but where is this site you speak of?
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Jun 10, 2012 12:00PM)
Booty Call of Cthulhu!
Message: Posted by: critter (Jun 10, 2012 02:27PM)
Nice. The sequel would be called "The One-eyes of Yog Sot-tush."