I apologize now to anyone who is very deep in to their religion. I have a lot of respect for religious people and such, except when they try to force their religion on me.
Here is my story.
A friend of mine gave me a bunch of business cards that look like the Monopoly "Chance" cards, and on the one side the caption says, "Get out of Hell Free." Anyway, I put these in my recently purchased "Hot Leads" wallet. I was walking around town, and I practically got mugged by a guy quoting "Jesus Saves", and telling me that the only way to avoid hell is to follow Jesus, etc. etc. Well, being annoyed as I was, I pulled out my wallet, pulled out the card, it's set on fire, and he takes a step back. I blow it out, and hand him the card and say, "I'm all set, and now you are too." and promptly walked away. I turned around after walking about 30 feet, and he was still staring at the card. My friends that were with me were all in tears they were laughing so hard.