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Topic: I am the boss of this thread
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jun 3, 2014 02:57PM)
And you aren't.

First rule: no one is allowed to post in this thread but me.

So there.

Respect authority and all will be fine.
Message: Posted by: tommy (Jun 3, 2014 03:08PM)
Unless your name is Tommy.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 3, 2014 03:12PM)
I announce a bloody coup. I have captured this thread and it is now MY territory. The academic running dog has been deposed. All hail to your new leader!

:pirate:
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jun 3, 2014 03:15PM)
You dudes aren't even Amuricans. What do YOU know about authority?
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 3, 2014 03:25PM)
I know that you are no longer authorised to be on this thread, thrice-cursed capitalist lackey...
Message: Posted by: tommy (Jun 3, 2014 03:26PM)
[img]http://a.abcnews.go.com/images/Health/gty_james_dean_jef_120706_wmain.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jun 3, 2014 03:33PM)
Nice hair.
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 3, 2014 03:44PM)
Nice hair? Tchah!

THIS is nice hair:

[img]http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2011/12/22/kimjongun_vert-17656b658f19f87081f7480c13e6decc827decdc-s6-c30.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jun 3, 2014 03:54PM)
That is hair with authority!
Message: Posted by: tommy (Jun 3, 2014 03:55PM)
'Twas down by Brannigan's Corner, one morning I did stray
I met a fellow rebel, and to me he did say
"We've orders from the captain to assemble at Drumbar
But how are we to get there, without a motor car?

http://www.maturin.org.uk/the_motor_car_19.html
Message: Posted by: Ray Tupper. (Jun 3, 2014 05:46PM)
To follow Tommy with a ditty.
An ode to Kim...Blaah de Blaah. See above post for physical likeness.
With eyes like sheeps fannys and a nose shaped like a dart
lips like a ducks jacksey and ears too far apart
with two more chins than average and coiffured like a mule
this boy ain't no average Joe,this boys a complete c**t
Sorry, I can only rhyme for so long.
Back to Jeff...Owner of this thread.
Message: Posted by: Pop Haydn (Jun 3, 2014 06:00PM)
For what were hopyards meant?
Why was Burton built on Trent?
Many a peer of England brews
livelier liquor than the muse,
and malt does more than Milton can
to justify God's ways to man!

Let's all go to Ludlow Fair!

If we can get permission from the OP.
Message: Posted by: tommy (Jun 3, 2014 06:19PM)
How simple it is depends on whether you are the chicken or the one wringing its neck.
Message: Posted by: Pakar Ilusi (Jun 3, 2014 07:44PM)
:sun:
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 3, 2014 07:47PM)
[quote]On Jun 3, 2014, Pop Haydn wrote:
For what were hopyards meant?
Why was Burton built on Trent?
Many a peer of England brews
livelier liquor than the muse,
and malt does more than Milton can
to justify God's ways to man!

Let's all go to Ludlow Fair!

If we can get permission from the OP. [/quote]

Pop, this is stupid stuff. ;)
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Jun 3, 2014 08:33PM)
You're not the boss of me! :kermit:
Message: Posted by: Cliffg37 (Jun 3, 2014 09:14PM)
I am the god of hellfire! and I bring you
Fire...
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 4, 2014 02:44AM)
[quote]On Jun 4, 2014, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
[quote]On Jun 3, 2014, Pop Haydn wrote:
For what were hopyards meant?
Why was Burton built on Trent?
Many a peer of England brews
livelier liquor than the muse,
and malt does more than Milton can
to justify God's ways to man!

Let's all go to Ludlow Fair!

If we can get permission from the OP. [/quote]

Pop, this is stupid stuff. ;) [/quote]

Relax, John, and have a beer ;)
Message: Posted by: tommy (Jun 4, 2014 05:35AM)
Ludlow is a medieval little joint, we lived by there one summer. We rented a gate house to a country estate, but no one lived there in the big house. Except for a gardener who looked after it no one was there except us. They had Peacocks around the grounds and we felt like lords of the manner. I think though we served as unpaid security guards for the big joint while the owners lived away in Japan. Kind of like The Shining. Beautiful country side there and the houses are cheap and all but it is hard, for me at least, to earn any money out in the sticks.
Message: Posted by: GlenD (Jun 4, 2014 08:28AM)
Can I just say something here???
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 4, 2014 09:47AM)
Allow me to point out that in biology, geology and architecture, a [I]boss[/I] is a knoblike protuberance.

I think you're all bosses!
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 4, 2014 10:45AM)
Does that make you the big boss, John?

[img]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/bboss3.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 4, 2014 10:56AM)
The biggest.
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Jun 4, 2014 07:27PM)
I thought the Godfather was the boss of all bosses?
Message: Posted by: TomBoleware (Jun 4, 2014 07:41PM)
This thread smells like wet paint, or is it wet?

Doesn't feel wet, but maybe it is.

Tom
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 4, 2014 07:51PM)
Is it wet paint you're staring at in your photo?

:cuteangel:
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Jun 4, 2014 08:24PM)
Don't be silly of course it's wet because if it was dry he would stop watching it.
:hmm:
Message: Posted by: tomsk192 (Jun 4, 2014 08:26PM)
Wha..? I'm flummoxed... ;)
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Jun 4, 2014 10:05PM)
You probably are bamboozled too - now that's a good boss - like word to throw around!
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jun 5, 2014 09:08AM)
[quote]On Jun 4, 2014, tomsk192 wrote:
Does that make you the big boss, John?

[img]http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/bboss3.jpg[/img] [/quote]

The boss had a severe overbite, and was packing heroine (and his enemies) in ice. So he deserved what Bruce gave him.

I am obviously a good boss, because this thread has run away on its own without my permission. But none of you have been packed in ice. Yet.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Oct 15, 2014 03:47PM)
Time to revive this thread.

Because I can.
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Oct 15, 2014 04:39PM)
Has the thread become a rope?
Message: Posted by: Ray Tupper. (Oct 15, 2014 04:56PM)
No noose is good noose.
Message: Posted by: imgic (Oct 15, 2014 11:48PM)
I'm so confused...
Message: Posted by: 0pus (Oct 16, 2014 11:01AM)
For stony:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXNpnRMrQh4

. . . and magicalaurie.
Message: Posted by: silvercup (Oct 16, 2014 11:13AM)
"Takin' it off here Boss!"
Message: Posted by: kcg5 (Oct 16, 2014 12:29PM)
No. You are not. Even with the tats.
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 16, 2014 04:14PM)
Someone beat you to it.
http://rinsing.en.com51.com/
Message: Posted by: landmark (Oct 16, 2014 10:44PM)
[youtube]jC2ZY2loo74[/youtube]
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Oct 17, 2014 08:44AM)
I ditched the rope and replaced the cowboy hat with a fedora. Now I look so cool and boss-like that I was approached with the offer of a gig as a fashion model for HANS&KERNIG.

[IMG]https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10658818_397212563760431_3306277366591249475_o.jpg[/IMG]
Message: Posted by: Marlin1894 (Oct 17, 2014 07:20PM)
[quote]On Oct 17, 2014, stoneunhinged wrote:

I was approached with the offer of a gig as a fashion model for HANS&KERNIG.

[/quote]

Not Hugo Boss?



Great pic!
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Oct 17, 2014 07:25PM)
[quote]On Oct 17, 2014, stoneunhinged wrote:
I ditched the rope and replaced the cowboy hat with a fedora. Now I look so cool and boss-like that I was approached with the offer of a gig as a fashion model for HANS&KERNIG.

[IMG]https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10658818_397212563760431_3306277366591249475_o.jpg[/IMG] [/quote]

Badass!
Message: Posted by: Steve_Mollett (Oct 19, 2014 11:53AM)
"Shakin' it here, Boss."
Message: Posted by: Thorn (Oct 19, 2014 06:09PM)
What's this? how do I become boss
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 19, 2014 09:18PM)
I think the first step is to look cool! Awesome photo, Stoneunhinged.
Message: Posted by: Chrystal (Oct 19, 2014 09:18PM)
I think the first step is to look cool! Awesome photo, Stoneunhinged.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Oct 31, 2014 03:45AM)
Thank you Chrystal.



I have decided to become pompous and boring, starting today.


.........


Did you ever wonder about straight-razors? Civilization requires meditative and conspicuous thought, done robasculatorily and methodically. By whom and where? Magically, because the women and children are awed by robasculation and cotton candy. This moves me. It moves us. It requires psychology and finesse and input from people with the name "Jonathan".

Straight-razors cut and magicize, and make us evaluate the inner, paper-like shells of walnuts. And no one gets this but me. Although I want others to get it, because if others would get it, I would be more important in Internet forums.


.........


Unfortunately, I must go to work now. I must mundane myself, verb my students, prepare them to testulate under unfortunate and unferstandable conditions of accuity, because they do not know the differnse between "accident" and "stupidity", and so I blow on windmills and bounce on imaginary mattresses while they ignore my brilliance.


.........

And I suffer.

And I plan to buy a straight-razor to cut the whiskers BELOW my beard. Yes, friends, there is growth below the beard. Didn't you know? Weren't you looking? Where is the magic in you magicians? You haven't got a clue about magic. Magic lies in the eyes of children and the whiskers below our beards.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Nov 11, 2014 03:03PM)
I apologize for the last post.

Lets start again.

I like clouds.
Message: Posted by: Mr. Mystoffelees (Nov 11, 2014 03:22PM)
So do I. Can I have a raise?
Message: Posted by: Marlin1894 (Nov 11, 2014 03:53PM)
[img]http://s18.postimg.cc/ss3xo21eh/mcloud.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Nov 12, 2014 12:17AM)
[quote]On Nov 11, 2014, Marlin1894 wrote:
[img]http://s18.postimg.cc/ss3xo21eh/mcloud.jpg[/img] [/quote]

LOL!

That is a very beautiful cloud. I'm not sure I want to ever see one like that in person, though. Or can you make one in a jar as a home experiment?

Take a jar, some dry ice, a tiny bit of plutonium....
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Nov 12, 2014 12:18AM)
[quote]On Nov 11, 2014, Mr. Mystoffelees wrote:
So do I. Can I have a raise? [/quote]

Yes. I just doubled your salary.
Message: Posted by: Marlin1894 (Nov 12, 2014 09:04AM)
[quote]On Nov 12, 2014, stoneunhinged wrote:

That is a very beautiful cloud. [/quote]

It's the kind of cloud Bob Ross would paint if he painted mushroom clouds and other scenes of nuclear devastation.

[img]http://s23.postimg.cc/qdr9cp22j/brcloud.jpg[/img]
Message: Posted by: magicalaurie (Nov 12, 2014 06:07PM)
Thankyou very much, Opus. :)

I'm watching this right now:
[youtube]tzhQ6CmZsq0[/youtube]

See 10:58 :)! Yes sir, son!