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Topic: Open-Minded Man Grimly Realizes How Much Life He's Wasted Listening To Bullsh!t
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 2, 2015 02:05PM)
Great bit of home truth from [url=http://www.theonion.com/article/open-minded-man-grimly-realizes-how-much-life-hes--19273]The Onion[/url].

Warning #1 -- Profanity.

Warning #2 -- This might cure you of coming to the Café.
Message: Posted by: arthur stead (Jun 2, 2015 02:18PM)
[quote]On Jun 2, 2015, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:

Warning #2 -- This might cure you of coming to the Café. [/quote]

I was wondering if there is an antidote ...
Message: Posted by: irossall (Jun 2, 2015 06:49PM)
I almost feel sorry for the guy. I wonder how much time he wasted counting up the time he wasted.

I personally enjoy listening to the opinions of others. Especially those who disagree with me.
-Iven
Message: Posted by: The Hermit (Jun 2, 2015 10:08PM)
That was awesome. Thanks
Message: Posted by: mastermindreader (Jun 2, 2015 10:26PM)
[quote]On Jun 2, 2015, irossall wrote:
I almost feel sorry for the guy. I wonder how much time he wasted counting up the time he wasted.

-Iven [/quote]

Iven- You do know that The Onion is a parody site and the article is a joke, right? No need to feel sorry for a fictitious character.
Message: Posted by: stoneunhinged (Jun 3, 2015 12:32AM)
Bob, you do realize that some people at the Café are clever enough to view irony with irony, right?
Message: Posted by: irossall (Jun 3, 2015 04:00AM)
I get all my information from the onion. Now you tell me it's fake? Next you're going to tell me that the National Enquirer is fake.

Where can I go to get the real news and information? Please help me out.
-Iven
Message: Posted by: Magnus Eisengrim (Jun 3, 2015 08:07AM)
Sorry to waste your time, folks.
Message: Posted by: mastermindreader (Jun 3, 2015 11:02AM)
[quote]On Jun 2, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote:
Bob, you do realize that some people at the Café are clever enough to view irony with irony, right? [/quote]

Was just checking. You never know sometimes around here.
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Jun 3, 2015 11:54AM)
[quote]On Jun 3, 2015, irossall wrote:
I get all my information from the onion. Now you tell me it's fake? Next you're going to tell me that the National Enquirer is fake.

Where can I go to get the real news and information? Please help me out.
-Iven [/quote]

www.tmz.com - everything anyone ever needed to know without risking future shock - or information overload, as it's now called. You can even keep up with the Kardashians, without bothering to keep up with the Kardashians. ;)
Message: Posted by: irossall (Jun 5, 2015 05:00AM)
What's a Kardashian? A new style of Sports Car?
-Iven
Message: Posted by: Destiny (Jun 5, 2015 05:28AM)
[quote]On Jun 5, 2015, irossall wrote:
What's a Kardashian? A new style of Sports Car?
-Iven [/quote]


A Kardashian is a Volvo trying to be a sports car and sometimes passes if the light is dim enough.