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Topic: A great deal
Message: Posted by: weepinwil (Jan 12, 2019 09:17AM)
Have you ever wanted an Uncle Fred? Or maybe just a friend named Fred? Now you can have one!

I knew when she came in to make arrangements with new hair and makeup, wearing a mini-skirt that showed too much upper thigh and a low cut blouse that immodestly revealed too much cleavage, that she wouldn't be back to pick up the cremains of her departed husband. His name was Fred and he has occupied space on my shelf too long. Anyone interested in an adoption program, "Adopt a Cadaver"?
Message: Posted by: Lo Pan (Jan 12, 2019 02:22PM)
Hmmmm - does Fred include a decorative container to store him in or is he in a ziplock bag?
Message: Posted by: weepinwil (Jan 12, 2019 03:49PM)
[quote]On Jan 12, 2019, Lo Pan wrote:
Hmmmm - does Fred include a decorative container to store him in or is he in a ziplock bag? [/quote]

Decorative container of course. Last time I stored one in a ziplock the wife's sister thought it was cake decorations.
Message: Posted by: Wravyn (Jan 12, 2019 06:23PM)
If it is the Fred I knew, an hourglass would be the perfect decorative container, he was a clock watcher at work.
Message: Posted by: weepinwil (Jan 12, 2019 08:54PM)
[quote]On Jan 12, 2019, Wravyn wrote:
If it is the Fred I knew, an hourglass would be the perfect decorative container, he was a clock watcher at work. [/quote]

I tried to use the hourglass once but the ashes kept wanting to go up the glass and not down.