Well, the Philadelphia Sideshow Revue is set for one more try to get off the ground.

Step right up, step right up! Come one, come all! Attend the Philadelphia area’s premiere sideshow event.

Yes, that’s right, for this evening this Sunday June 26th, you will bear witness to and be astounded by the grand opening of the “PHILADELPHIA SIDESHOW REVUE”!!! It’s a classic “ten-in-one” done up Philly style! As the Philadelphia Sideshow Revue spotlights and features Philly finest in sideshow entertainment, you will see, (LIVE!) performances including sword swallowing, the human pincushion, body stapling, strongman acts such as extreme pierced weightlifting, straightjacket escapes, bed of nails, glass eating, glass walking, fire manipulation, body suspensions and more! See obscure oddities (REAL!) such as banners, bouncers, syphillatic babies and the alligator man displays put on by Professor Furry Couch’s “Great American Odditorium”. This is truly a one-of-a-kind show that should NOT be missed. Performances will be put on by; local sideshow wonder “Red” Stuart, Philly’s own Guinness World Record holder “The Great Nippulini”, and flesh tug-o’-war show by “Sickspension” from New Jersey's Sick Creations tattoo studio will fill the bill. Attractions such as the “Six Foot Tall Man Eating Chicken” and the “Partially Tattooed Man” will destroy your senses of right and wrong.

This segment of the Philadelphia Sideshow Revue will spotlight guest performer Tyler Fyre from New York City. Tyler has been in the sideshow scene for almost a decade now and has been featured on television, movies, magazines and more!

Once all the insanity and mayhem settle down, stick around a bit for the musical stylings of the local band “The Sideshow Prophets” just to continue the sideshow theme of the evening.

So please, if you are in the area, do stop by and take in a show. Doors open at 8:30 PM. Whiskey Dix is Philly's HOTTEST spot, located on 421 N. 7th Street in Philadelphia, right next to the Electric Factory concert venue. Whiskey Dix is known for its original music nights, sideshow entertainment and the areas ONLY firebreathing bartenders. For the price of one admission ($10) you get a world of wonder, and in this day and age of $30 for a movie date, you know you can’t beat that!

The Philadelphia Sideshow Revue is ©2005 Great Nippulini and distributed by Backseat Conceptions.

Good grief man that's a lot of goodies for ten bucks!

Great success to you!

(and say 'hey' to my old friend 'Furry' for me)