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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Ha-ha! LOL! Great, Greg!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts |
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On 2005-10-22 13:44, Greg Arce wrote: I heard it this way: Oh you are a magician, the kitchen enterance is down the stairs around back.
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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glatner Loyal user 245 Posts |
Hahah! this is a lot better response then what I expected, keep them coming!
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
Do lawyers make fun of themselves the way we are?
or do we just have low self esteem? this talk makes me sad. I'm gonna go take a nap.
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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mrmystic Regular user Chicago 200 Posts |
I knew it was a joke when they let a lawer into heaven.
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
LOL, mrmystic, LOL!
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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magicalaurie Inner circle Ontario, Canada 2962 Posts |
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On 2005-10-25 16:03, nathanallen wrote: Magicians have a SENSE OF HUMOUR, that's all- most of us, anyway. And humility. Humility is very important. Gotta stay humble. I am. That's my theory. |
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Lyndel Inner circle wrote the theme to the TV show COPS! 1623 Posts |
To make others laugh, we must first have the ability to laugh at ourselves...
Lyndel |
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Whitewolfny Loyal user 216 Posts |
I have no choice but to laugh at myself. I look funny even dressed up in a suit. It's just the body shape that does it. Round and bulging where it should be flat. I just roll with the punches and enjoy being on this planet. If you can't poke a little fun at yourself, you sure have no right to poke fun at others.
Braxton Mannar
<BR>Just an old dog trying to learn new tricks |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
I used to be skinny, but now I'm big at the little and bottom at the top.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
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Magicians have a SENSE OF HUMOUR, that's all- most of us, anyway. Yep me too. I'm humble. I'm the humble-est person I know. In fact, I've got three different awards from the Humble Academy. Top of the Class, I was. Humbley Yours, Nathan
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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magicmanfrank Inner circle 1127 Posts |
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On 2005-10-20 21:11, Glenn Godsey wrote: In the same vein: I once dated a Female Magician. We were out driving on a date, she ran her hand up my pants leg, and I turned into a Motel! =Frank=
The Early Bird may get the Worm, but it's the SECOND Mouse that gets the CHEESE!!!
Frank Thurston www.FrankThurstonMagic.com https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Magic-of-Frank-Thurston/116625117910?ref=nf |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts |
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On 2005-10-28 14:33, nathanallen wrote: I must disagree, I am the single humblest person ever. As a matter of fact, just the other day, I was telling everyone I know about the grandeur of my humility. Beat that unhumbletons (If no one has ever thought of using Unhumbletons, I claim it as copyrighted material owned exclusively by me).
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
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On 2005-10-29 01:48, Josh Riel wrote: Don't use big words. I went to Iowa public schools. Thank you. -Humble Nate
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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biff_g Loyal user Canada 240 Posts |
How do you get a magician to show you a thousand card tricks?
Ask him to show you a card trick. |
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glatner Loyal user 245 Posts |
K guys. Please keep this just for magician jokes.
Ps. For the record, I'm humbler than all of of you. You could say I am humble inccarnate. I eat humble pie, once I was the king of spain! |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
You win.
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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Blackwood Special user Mind-Play 528 Posts |
I can't take credit for this one-- I read it once on this very forum. But I did tart it up a bit:
The greatest stage hypnotist in the world, Al Nightshade… you’ve heard of him, of course? No? Well, his career WAS cut short, after all. Anyway. When Dunninger, the premier mentalist of the 1940s and 50s, died, he left Nightshade his solid gold pocket watch—a feature in his act for years. Nightshade was so touched and excited that he worked the watch into a routine he was debuting that very evening. A sold-out gala event to mark the re-opening of the Paragon Theater, an Orpheum Circuit hall restored to its Deco glory. Cleveland, I believe. Maybe Portland; doesn’t matter. After the chorines, Sherri Lewis and Lambchop, and the local pop star who had charted at number four ten years previously, Nightshade strides out. After his usual smooth preamble, Nightshade begins a novel experiment. He will attempt to hypnotize the entire audience at once – over 700 people. The house lights dim. A pencil-spot beams down like a laser, illuminating the swinging gold timepiece as Nightshade intones: “You are getting soooo relaxed. Your will is ebbing away. My voice is your only guide. You will do only as I command.” The moving spot illuminates only the watch; its ornate filigree work, hand-etched in Paris, seems on fire with glints and sparkles. “You will do only as I command.” In truth, the glittering watch was getting to Nightshade as well. Usually as cool as a marble sarcophagus, this evening Al’s palms are slick with sweat. He swings the watch again… “Only as I command…” And the triple-strand golden watch chain slides right through his fingers. Instantaneously, his well-groomed stage-presence is forgotten. As is the act and the audience in the darkened theater. As Dunninger’s pocket watch plummeted, with a nauseating tinkle of breaking glass, to the concrete floor of the orchestra pit, all Nightshade could do was bellow: “S**t!” It took a hired cleaning crew of twenty four workers the better part of a week to clean and disinfect the theater’s seats and floors. |
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Flec Special user UK 585 Posts |
You hear about the gay magician?
dissapeared with a puff (in fhm - uk this month) |
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