J ack a little "ebonics" thrown in I like it.

Didn't know you were bi-lingual.

Oh, I like the way they've arranged mine into a manageable little compilation. A little like an album, if you will.

That ain't no Ebonics. He said MOMA not "Momma". You know as in art, The MOMA. J ack is always up to somethin'!!!

Yea pasq cool

Ha! That's brilliant. Laugh it off with the audience. Likewise Photius, funny stuff.

I like J acks explinations of why he can't pass any test except one he sets up himself.

"would you ask an artist to use your brushes and canvas? and tell him he had to be done by 10 o'clock in the morning?"

They just keep getting better and better.

My question is where do you guys get them? Are you taught it in books or do you have to make them up yourselvs? Or wait is it part of what you get when you pay $79 for the DVD?

My new DVD will be inexpensive.
Only 15.00 delivered.

It is aimed at the general public market.


Jack

H.12/O.17 A-X

Will it teach RV jack?

If it does there are a lot of suckers on rvcomunity that would buy the same DVD for 79 bucks. DOn't sell yourself short.

Reasons:

1.) My RV license just expired

2.) Well, sure I can... but I can only remote view to within five feet of me... wait, I can see a chair... it's over there.

3.) I can't RV right now because I'm waiting to get my new RV prescription filled at LensCrafters.

4.) I got this problem... everytime I RV I end up looking at a mirror somewhere so I'm just looking at myself... I can describe ME if you want.

5.) I do RV view, but I have a real bad memory and keep forgetting where I went.

6.) Oh, "laboratory conditions"? I thought you said, "lavoratory conditions."

7.) My RV is in the shop... can I do an SUV experiement? It's a Silly Useless Viewing.

8.) I can only go into shoes... let's see, you have five toes... yes, five toes in your right shoe... and four... no, five toes in your left... Phew! I have to take a break now.

9.) I wasn't getting good reception with RV so I went back to my TV.

10) For some reason when I do RV I either go back in time about a 1000 years or forward by that many years... so I can tell you right now that Bin Laden is standing in a spot that will eventually have a Starbucks sitting on it... oh, and the Venti size will sell for $23.50

11.) If I could RV don't you think I spend most of my waking hours in Angelina Jolie's shower!

12) I keep RVing to a place that is already testing RV so they keep sending me back.

13) Oh, REMOTE viewing... I thought it was REGIS viewing.

14.) I can, but I can't take those endless body cavity searches when I get there.

15.) I can only RV to Arby's... do you want some fries?


Greg

Greg you win for shear volume of excuses. Do you RV?

J ack exactly what will it teach?

Double talk?

Obtuse references?

Avoiding the questions?

Spinning answers?

Cold reading?

How to calim "hits" when you really miss?

How to devise your own "test" to prove your abilities?

How to dodge others tests when asked?

You have shown to have abilities described here in spades! As far as remote viewing goes you seem to miss the mark horribly.

Posted: Feb 5, 2006 2:30pm
Oh wait and how to disguise a simpe card trick as remote viewing....

yea that is another thing you manage, which gets glossed over.

Thanks, Danny made me smile and come close to a laugh.

Jack

H.12/O.17 A-X

You may or may not believe this, but it's intent was not far from that.

"Because I don't want to. Now get me a drink.

Gregs number 11 might have the most sense behind it. Somebody asks you to RV and you just tell them you are right now. Jessica is getting in the shower and you will be back in a few hours.

Listen Jimmy, bring your million dollar prize, I'll bring my crayon and pad, and we can meet in my local pub. We'll RV over a few pints, and I'll bet before we leave, you will be seeing things too. What, you won't bring the cash? No, I'm not paying for the drinks! OK, Randi, it's off!

Tony