I'm looking for variations on this line: "I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks."

Thanks, VB

"I wept because I had no woman until I met a man who had no hands."

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"I wept because I had no hands until I met a man who had no goat"

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Dan

"I wept because I had no shoes until I met a man who had a pair -- so I took his!"

I wept because I had no woman until I met the man who married my ex!

I wept because I had no shoes, until I realized I am the King of Clubs!

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I wept because I had no shoes,
until I met a man with no Nikes.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
she had no children,

She KNEW what to do.

Harris Deutsch
Laughologist and Nearly Normal Magician