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The Doktor New user Spiderskull Island 98 Posts |
This afternoon The Doktor was in contract negotiations for an upcoming series of performances when just after the contracts were signed a United States Post Office official (i.e. mailman) delivered a prediction/thank you.
How did the ole' Doktor do this. Simple he slipped the mailman 20 bucks in the lobby and had the pre-addressed/stamped/postmarked package dropped in with the regular mail...the mailman confederate took it upon himself to "require a signature". He is now the official mailman of The Do***r * Show. Not only did it kill but the effect went over well too. P.S. The Prediction Read: "(Name), On behalf of The Doktor and The Do****r * Show We would all like to express our gratitude for your generous contribution to THE DO****R * WORLD DOMINATION FUND. You now hold in your posession an envelope postmarked and sealed with the wax insignia of The Doktor please keep it safe and do not open it. You will be required to bring it the first of the agreed upon engagements. Simple Still Slays Like A Virus! H D X!
“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself” “I'm not your eXecutioner. I'm not your devil and I'm not your God. I'm just The Doktor." H D X! |
harishjose Special user 932 Posts |
You mean you bribed a Government official...
To believe is Magic.
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Stephan Therien New user Quebec/Canada 67 Posts |
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On 2006-08-05 02:41, harishjose wrote: Whats new about that? lol |
Slim King Eternal Order Orlando 18012 Posts |
WOW.....Tell No One!
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
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ALEXANDRE Inner circle 3024 Posts |
I agree Doktor! Simple does still slays like a virus!
Look at "Ex-Nihilo" - It's simple, direct and it kills as well. Notice the "points" are NOT a hype in this case. http://www.themagiccafe.com/forums/viewt......5&11
HERE'S A SECRET ...
http://www.lybrary.com/mystic-alexandre-m-354.html |
darkseance Loyal user UK 241 Posts |
And take a look at SAD (Simple And Direct) by Looch
http://www.alakazam.co.uk are taking orders for it |
Samuel Catoe Inner circle South Carolina 1268 Posts |
Is it just me or does The Doktor remind anyone else of J ack Jim?
Author of Illusions of Influence, a treatise on Equivoque.
PM me for details and availability. |
Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Yes it is just you.
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Scott Xavier Inner circle 3672 Posts |
A H D X
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Xiqual Inner circle Upper left quadrant 4935 Posts |
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On 2006-08-05 15:05, Samuel Catoe wrote: Samuel, what kind of sandwich is that? James
Still with the Chinese circus
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
James
It looks like a slice of pizza to me. Tony |
The Doktor New user Spiderskull Island 98 Posts |
The Doktor loves it when other people *** their effects in his post!
That word above rhymes with shore and starts with a W. H D X!
“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself” “I'm not your eXecutioner. I'm not your devil and I'm not your God. I'm just The Doktor." H D X! |
Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
War.
As in the Great Robot Puppet War of 2006. Tony |
The Doktor New user Spiderskull Island 98 Posts |
No Tony but rubbing salt in old wounds isn't nice. The Doktor recommends dropping the s in shore and replacing it with a w. Now how much longer until I get my copy of your new book?
H D X!
“Look down at me and you see a fool;
look up at me and you see a god; look straight at me and you see yourself” “I'm not your eXecutioner. I'm not your devil and I'm not your God. I'm just The Doktor." H D X! |
Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
Doktor
The puppets are hard at work. I even have the world famous crow puppet and my friend, Max Raven, checking the references. (He's the only one who can make heads or tails out of my chicken scratch.) Tony |
Roth Inner circle The 18 5090 Posts |
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On 2006-08-05 13:00, darkseance wrote: Love SAD. AHDX |
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