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Pasq Elite user Lance Rench-Hausen. 417 Posts |
Four of my six cats have diabetes. They're not even in the same room. Over night I put them in my fridge to keep them fresh.
Thanks.
Sparrow in a barrow.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Whilst that may slow the onset of diabetes, there is a serious risk of rendering your cats frigid...
Bless you, Corona. |
coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Have you tried dowsing them with a Vock Rod?
H D X! Lu
foreign correspondent, z and lt
inner being worker |
tbaer Inner circle Pennsylvania 2003 Posts |
Now that's a kool cat!
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Joe Marotta Special user Can You Believe I Have 944 Posts |
That's the strangest haiku I've heard yet....
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Pasq Elite user Lance Rench-Hausen. 417 Posts |
S'ok. I took them to the vet today. They're gone.
They're in kitty heaven. They're in kitty heaven. They've gone to heaven.
Sparrow in a barrow.
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts |
Alas your latest
was also the last on your cats blue lu
foreign correspondent, z and lt
inner being worker |
Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
I am a stranger
in a strange land.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
Eddie Garland Inner circle Hells Kitchen, New York City 4207 Posts |
"Memory...
All alone in the moonlight I can smile like the old days I was beautiful, then I remember The time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again" |
Cheety Regular user Melbourne 191 Posts |
Is this like a joke? or do you really put cats in the fridge???????????
Mostly Harmless ^_^
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magicleland Regular user 197 Posts |
I hope your joking
zig zag illusion - $3,000
theater rental - $500 geting advice from othe magicians on the cafe - priceless |
Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
If it were a joke, would it be any funnier?
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
Steve V Inner circle Northern California 1878 Posts |
Why not put the kitty korpses on stage and let 'artist' vent voices for them?
Steve V |
evolve629 Inner circle A stack of 3838 Posts |
A strange Russian Blue cat
Blue and lovely Rejection is vein deep That run my veins cold
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
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