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ColinB
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The bear is now blue, suffering from hypothermia after spending so much time in an unheated, unpressurised aircraft making test flights around the South Pole. Plus he has a terrible headache trying to figure out all the math involved.
Peter Marucci
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The bear is now green -- with envy, at all those who understand the math involved!
Dennis Michael
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Bear with me here, The problem was a bear to solve, so I beary not ask any more questions.
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Okay, here's one:

You work an incantation from page 348 of a book called "Cultes Des Ghoules." The resulting entity fails to respond to the dismissal spell, mauls your next door neighbor and devours his housecat.
How do you get rid of the entity?
Please give me the answer quick. I can hear my neighbor's wife screaming rather loudly.
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Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No."
Dr. Lao: "Wise answer."
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Gee Payne, I thought that the handsome stranger was the woman's brother whom she had no knowlege of. So the Mother died of a heart attack at the thought of two sibblings having an affair.
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Okay, never mind.

I just worked it out 'outside the box' by summoning a Dimensional Shambler to grab the entity and wrestle it through a dimensional gate, to another plane.

Obvious, really.
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Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No."
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