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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
The main difference Ross is we are discussing the Entertainment arena which we are all qualified and allowed to ramble about here on the Café.
Getting into the major ills of the world ain't part of the show here. And yeah...what the Magic Honda said.
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Harry Murphy Inner circle Maryland 5444 Posts |
Honestly, I’d be willing to buy a POC Chrysler for any HOT 20 year old woman who would be willing to stay with me for a few months! I’d probably even be willing to divorce my wife (if I had a wife!) and buy the Chrysler!
But then most HOT 20 year olds don’t like short, bald, portly (OK, fat!) men who play have babies in a jar and FeeGee Mermaids, guillotines, and stacks of strange metal bottomless bottles laying around the living room and wouldn't stay with them even for a Chrysler (Drat-double-Drat!).
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Harry it is obvious you have issues. Do you have a couch amongst all that stuff?
Call me for a session any time. So...like...where the hell you been?
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P.T. Murphy Loyal user 224 Posts |
Harry I would be willing to bet that there are many young ladies out there that would be interested in your type, ESPECIALLY if a FREE car came with the deal. You are in a good position as you do not have a wife to divorce. (Take mine, PLEASE!) The internet holds a multitude of possibilities...maybe you should post a personal ad on one of the many websites out there...maybe something like this?
SBPOMWSSFLIMB (Short, balding, portly, older man, with side show freaks locked in my basement) seeking YTSGDWPFPPAFC (Young, twenty something, gold-digger, with penchant for pickled punks and FREE cars) Can't promise you the world but sure will entertain the crap out of you! FREE car is awarded after several months of "connubial" (wink-wink) bliss, after which time you may go as you please. Sincere girls need only apply. In this day an age...you are sure to get a few bites.
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
Reminds me of the one about the 70 year old guy married to the 30 year old woman. His friend says, "Jeez, you're 70...how'd you get her to marry you?" The guy say, "Oh, I lied about my age." "How old did you tell her you were?" "85."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
LobowolfXXX
From memory I think Anna Nicole was 26, and her beau, 92. Destiny |
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Margarette Special user Memphis area 956 Posts |
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On 2007-02-21 20:48, Harry Murphy wrote: guillotines???
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
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Harry Murphy Inner circle Maryland 5444 Posts |
P. T. That had me rolling!! Lucky for the world of young women that I’m so shy and retiring (typical of a performer yes? Me and Lord Oliver! LOL!!!)
Doug been out fighting the good fight for peace, justice, and getting my bit of the American way (Ms. Murphy has paid herself off triple by now and I’m not pushing her to work! Is she still up on your site?). Margarette, yep guillotines and one is by Ben Stone (Delben Magic - of the double arm chopper - and only one of about 40 he built in his lifetime) and one is the real deal (of French colonial origin) and was actually used (creepy yes?). Plus I have the odd Abbott’s Head Chopper and Disecto. Plus a number of wrist choppers (one very deadly looking home made version of the French Arm Chopper). Not to mention the mummy, head in a jar, and other interesting tidbits that seem to keep folks from visiting long! I think I’ll end up living alone for a long-long time!
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Murphy Diagnosis: You have G. Lucas Syndrom. A penchant for cutting off hands at the wrist as was done countless times in all Star Wars Episodes.
Be sure for truth in advertising that you put this in your ad.
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sparks New user Charlottesville, Virginia 89 Posts |
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On 2007-02-20 20:39, Michael Baker wrote: Lets not forget that one-half of the population is below average intelligence .
Sparks
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Margarette Special user Memphis area 956 Posts |
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On 2007-02-22 19:46, Harry Murphy wrote: Uh...if you don't mind, if I'm ever in your neck of the woods, can I have directions to your place? It sounds....intriguing!! Margarette
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
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Harry Murphy Inner circle Maryland 5444 Posts |
M- You are welcome anytime. Visiting my home is like visiting a combination of dime museum and magic storehouse (and about as cluttered!). I've props everywhere. I would say that it is the advantage of living alone but the truth is it is the real reason I live alone! LOL!!! I've got to dust my collection four shrunken heads (yep real one's and they are just sitting on the mantle over the fireplace - where else?).
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Harry...we need to talk.
Since you are going to 'go' before me I'd like to buy a position in your will. Of course if I 'went' before you, I'd expect my money back...
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Mystical Matthew Elite user 468 Posts |
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On 2007-02-22 12:26, plasticdestiny wrote: Ha ha! At my day job I told everyone that if they all chipped in $100 so I could get a cheap lawyer I would join the Anna-Nicole paternity suit! If I won they would all get a cut of the dough... It doesn't matter that I didn't even know who she was until she died... |
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