I saw David Copperfield in Dayton, and have decided to give up sleight of hand and start practicing real magic. I'm absolutely sure David Copperfield is really teleporting things and able to see into the future. It just plain is not trickery.

I have my gifts as a magician when working within my own culture, I'm able to read minds, predict events, and influence outcomes. That's just not enough for me now, and neither is learning card tricks. I have to keep practicing until I am actually able to teleport objects around, and then I will have a real show.

Does anyone else feel this way?

Teleportation is regular feature of my act.

Are you doing it for real? When I see Copperfield do it, things appear and dissapear in full view of everyone, and I've even spoken with audience members who were teleported that couldn't exlain how they appeared somewhere else.

That's because the crew gets them drugged after the effect is over.

Waldo, are you serious about this?

Do you really think that Copperfield is not just a magician?

Pete

They use Forget-Me-Nows like GOB does on Arrested Development.

My guess is the members of the audience get flashed with one of the Men-in-Black flash gadgets when 'making a picture' backstage. They forget in an instant.

I went down town trying to teleport things, and put on a show. All I could really find was the soul of a shoe. As soon as I picked it up, I saw my crazy pimp friend who just got out of the mental hospital.. Last time I saw him I teleported a dollar out of his pocket, and after he gave it to me he changed his mind and told me he wanted my soul.. So I gave the shoe soul to him and he seemed to come out of his mania. I explained that I was working on teleportation to him, and told him all about the David Copperfield show I saw. I told him my agenda was teleporting wallets out of peoples pockets, and he laughed. So we went down for a walk in the glen together, and I told him where we had to go. We followed to voices down to a big outcropping rock that people climb up and sit on to drink beers. There was a crowd of people, and he said he didn't know any of them and didn't want to go up to talk to him. I told him, No, lets just go scout it out because they probably dropped something. And we walked all around the rock and found a big bag of weed. When we climbed up on top of the rock I saw some kids a bit younger than me in the crowd who I went to high school with. I hadn't seen them in years, and they asked if we picked up their bag they had dropped.. So we gave it back to them and they smoked my friend out. I left before they started blazing because I haven't hit a joint since I was 17, but my friend smiled at me as I whispered to him with a wink... "Teleportation in Action"!

My teleportation technique is just as real as Copperfield's.

And here I thought "Saw Copperfield" had something to do with Selbit...

*jeep!
--Granpa Chet (Who became a granpa for the fifth time last night!)

Congrats Chet that is fantastic. They say grandkids are the rewards for raising kids.

Waldo. give me a call. The secret is this. You can only transport 3 times a day. Anymore and you run into problems.

Waldo

I've missed you here!

Tony

SHHHH! Do you want to get kicked out of the Alliance?

Yeah... But where did the LIGHTER FLUID come from?