OK. I have one of these "Born To Perform" T-Shirts (Large). I got it as a giveaway a while back, it's still in the envelope it arrrived in. I don't want it. I don't know if anyone does.

So, here's the deal. Free T-Shirt, I'll even pay the postage. To win just post
here (1 post per person)

I should get a free "Born To Perform" T-Shirt because...

best reason wins. Closing date is Midnight May 31st.

I'm not associated with PenguinMagic, I just really don't like this shirt.
I'm not expecting a lot of entries, but I am curios.

-Rd

I should get a free "born to perform" t-shirt because...

A. I am a poor collage student in desperate need of clothes.
B. I am a magical god (who is poor and doesn't want to perform naked).
C. well, I'm not sure. I just want the shirt.

So therefore, By presenting these 3 reasons that I deserve a shirt (reason B being the most important). I hope and pray that I am the winner because I never win anything.

--David Atlas

ps. Did I mention that I'm a poor collage student?

Dave, I like your style, getting round the one post per person rule by including 3 reasons in the same post.

You're in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place at the moment.

-Rd

I should get a free penguin shirt because I need something to wipe my behind with. I can't believe anyone would wear that shirt. I think it's appropriate too because most of the stuff Penguin puts out is crap.

I think Dave should get the shirt because I remember how poor I was in college, and he shouldn't have to perform naked.

Besides, I'm XXXL so I can't wear it, anyway.

RD
I'm a large, but I think you should give it to Dave too.

Give it to Dave, unless you have it in a size that would fit me, I'm 6'3", 250, with gigantic shoulder spread! Or, if it WOULD fit me, use it to cover your car.

Steve

Steve, I'm surprised, shocked, and slightly offended that you would refer to yourself in that manner.

Nobody smaller than me is allowed to make self-deprecating fat jokes!

So since I seem to have the most votes (and am not planning on covering the shirt in fecal matter) does this mean I won?

Oh, wait. This is 2 posts. Does that mean I'm disqualified?

No Dave, It's all yours.
Congratulations.

I'll PM you.

-Rd