LOL This is the perfect example why I love doing kid shows so much...... RANDOM:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

What did that reporter actually expect him to say?
"You're a zombie, whadya think?"
Well he told her exactly what he thought. I think I might use his line on the next telesalesperson that calls.

I do enjoy kid's randomness and ask a couple of questions in my show that allow for it. It happens a lot,

I did a show today where when I asked one child what their favourite animal was they said a "spider elephant" and in the same show when I asked what I should dress up as was told "a window".

George

He was actually interviewed by O'Reily after that "incident".
I really think something's wrong with him. I'm saddened.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B-K4NGo2HE&NR=1

Ashley,

I don't think that was the actual interview, but a mock up. I like turtles too!

Oh, I know.
Just my attempt at a little levity. (obviously very little)
:)

I like turtles


lol

Turn this around, by misinterpreting what a kid says as something totally random....or even set the line up youself:
"what would you rather do, your homework, or watch the telly?"
"Watch the telly"
"Wash with jelly? You shouldn't do that..."etc.
Anyone think of any more "random" gags?

Well, there's the ever-popular:

How old are you?
Six.
Sick? Your sick? Oh, no! Someone get some medicine he's sick!

and *****

How old are you?
Eight.
Just ate?
Yep.
Whatdya eat?
(then repeat from top 3 times)

and*********

How old are you?
Seven.
Seventy? Wow that's old!
No! Seven!
Oh, seventy-seven! Wow, that's really old!
(etc.)

and***********

Do you know a magic word?
Abbracadabbra.
Have a banana?...Are you hungry?

I just finished reading David Kaye`s book...Its wonderful... I don't see how someone that dosent do kids shows and wants to, can fail.

Everything is covered.. The jokes you guys posted up there, and MUCH more.. Its the first book I EVER read from cover to cover in one sitting... It was great and refreshing...