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Hansen Special user Down Under 653 Posts 
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Don't forget there's that old classic K.I.S.S - "Keep it simple, stupid!"
And I loved the rock band KISS when I was a child. Oh, and I remember back in my biology class that the actual origin of kissing came from a time long, long, long ago before the invention of canned, mashed-up baby food. Apparently, in the time of our very ancient human ancestors, mothers would gentle chew the food to make it easily digestible and then pass it mouth-to-mouth to their babies. Supposedly it all kicked on from there. So we're genetically programmed by millions of years of evolution to kiss! |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1995 Posts
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So you don't spit partially digested food into the mouth of your kisses recipient? Weird
Birds do it, do you think your better than a bird, speaking of birds there was a country song that said "The last thing she gave me was the bird". I assume that meant she chewed some food and spat it in his mouth. Quote:
On 2007-09-21 07:43, TomKMagic wrote: Well I happen to be a more considerate man, I would never dream of such a thing. I grab all the girls (And some of the prettier guys) on their bottoms. Full palm, like a gentleman.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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On 2007-09-21 18:02, Margarette wrote: Well I can't see the front of the line, but I'm standing about 6 blocks east of Warren, Pa. and I know it has to be the correct line, cause the guy in front of me (who looks amazingly like Al Angelo) just said to another guy "and she brings her own handcuffs".
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Pete Legend Inner circle Ireland 1401 Posts
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Cinnamon Loyal user Philippines 227 Posts
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Photius, I am one of the first 6 to line for miss margarette
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts
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Father Photius
I have flirted with Margeretta, and Cyssa before, and I found Margeretts to be very serious about what she says. Of course I have daughters at least 10 years older than Cyssa, and she is a total flirt, with a very perky new avatar too I might add.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Kisses on the palms of your hands.
Kisses on your toes. And of course, kisses on your stomach. Kissing takes practice, just like anything else worthwhile.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Cinnamon Loyal user Philippines 227 Posts
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On 2007-09-22 20:03, Patrick Differ wrote: I must agree. A LOT pf practice. the right amount of lipping, etc. rawr! |
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 880 Posts
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If you should happen to find a Ace of Spades under your windsheild wiper,it means you will be receiving a kiss.
我被烹调
ERIC HELVENSTON |
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Jaz Inner circle NJ, U.S. 6111 Posts
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On 2007-09-22 20:03, Patrick Differ wrote: Don't kisses on the toes mean that you have a feetish(sp?)? On the stomach would suggest that you're not just foolin' around. |
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts
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In Zargon, if you are family or of slight aquaintance, cheek kissing is socially expected. Left side, right side, left side sequence. The Laconians got this protocol from the Swiss who in turn got it from the French. Voilucia!--coupcoupdaddy
foreign correspondent, z and lt
inner being worker |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts
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Didn't Captain Kirk go to the planet of Zargon on the Enterprise's final voyage?
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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coupcoupdaddy Inner circle 2466 Posts
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He badly went.
But his earlier kiss was television history and certainly reflected desilu-daring-do for the time.
foreign correspondent, z and lt
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts
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Kisses are serious business.
Nothing worse than a kiss that misses or isn't taken seriously. The best kisses are the serious kisses you receive.
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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AnthonyMaze Loyal user San Diego, Ca 260 Posts
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***KISS***
When mixed with chocolate becomes an american treat, add a NUT and its now a HUG, a 'Mans best friend' chooses to lick, when 'tongue in cheek' its French, and when stressed out, some take a vacation...'KISSING their cares goodbye' (due to the sensitive nature of this reply "IT WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS" as to protect the author of blackmail in spite of its 'mushy-ness')
...for the 51st time... that is NOT my card...
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Futureal Inner circle 1695 Posts
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Most of the posts in this thread are creepy.
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msc455magic Inner circle Taipei, Taiwan 1523 Posts
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On 2007-09-16 08:28, Josh the Superfluous wrote: Quote:
On 2007-09-30 00:20, Futureal wrote: HAHA
Magic of Japan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks9xf13Pqs |
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PutASpellOnMe New user OK 27 Posts
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I like all kisses! I especially like to kiss the eyelids! I say shut your eyes and then gently kiss them.
I say anybody who doesn't like a passionate kiss has never had the right person kiss them or they lack the passion themselves! I kiss my cats on the head and the bridge of the nose! I always kissed my babies on their heads, feet, hands, cheeks, butt! Babies are soooo kissable!!! Now they are all big and I kiss them on their cheeks or foreheads! Eskimo kisses are always fun! Butterfly kisses are cool!
"A friend is a present you give yourself"
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