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ufo Inner circle Phoenix, Arizona 1185 Posts |
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jht......t103.xml
Still, minus the lack of ethics some of us still have better shows!
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Slim King Eternal Order Orlando 18012 Posts |
He looks innocent to me until he's proven guilty ... just an old idea I was told about
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ufo Inner circle Phoenix, Arizona 1185 Posts |
Fair enough.
"What's your drug?" she asked. "Hope" he said, "The most addicting one of all."
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
And a 'fake' exorsism is? Compared to?
Kind of like the FAKE pregnant man on Oprah? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jht......t103.xml I think WOMEN are supposed to have kids? Even those who have had breasts removed so they can feel like being a male? Nutty world.
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Banester Special user 669 Posts |
Doug, isn't that man really a woman? If I recall the man is missing some of the defining characteristics, although I am not sure if that was the same guy/woman or a different story.
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Slim King Eternal Order Orlando 18012 Posts |
"Freak Show" was a word that one of the TV commentators used .... Even those guys might be creeped out by this show
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Who cares about creepy, if s/he's selling tickets?
Some of us believe that TV commentators are the creepy freaks. Just watch how their faces twitch, as they switch expressions to report on different stories. Rape, murder, and mayhem, righteous indignation, all expressed with the flip of an animatronic switch. Twitch and switch, ladies and gentlemen, the human zombies! Just look at them! They almost act alive, and you can see 'em right here! Their mouths move, but not their hair, flip a channel, an identical pair! Secretly mass-produced in China, notice the amazingly uniform skin tones! Some might think they're kept in tanning booths, but really, they exhibit an incredible quantity of lead-based makeup. Seeing is believing! You can hear the unsurpassed laugh track, be astounded as they giggle at each others ribald comic commentary, straight from the teleprompter, but you'd almost think it's real, a marvel of modern editing! And today, today only, you can watch them for free! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, today you can watch them for absolutely free! Just stare into this box, and watch the flashing colors. Twitch and Switch, are they real? You decide. Come in!
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Ha-ha, Harley, but that is all too true! The ones that get me -- from a channel named after a forest creature -- are the ones that say something like "<giggle> Thirteen children were burned alive in an orphanage fire his morning, <suppressed giggle with an attempt to look serious and sad>."
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ufo Inner circle Phoenix, Arizona 1185 Posts |
Lets get this guy to do an exorcism on the news anchors!
"What's your drug?" she asked. "Hope" he said, "The most addicting one of all."
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
THAT would be fun! Lots of fun!
The exorcism itself...piece of cake. If they don't survive, doesn't that prove their guilt? Would their screams be real, or canned? When they vomit, is that canned? Pick an anchor, any anchor...sharpen the barbs.
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Bannester...uh...yeah. Just a disgruntled woman who had her breasts surgically removed...otherwise STILL a WOMAN...and the fraud Oprah who tried and put this over as a MIRACLE. Wow a Miracle! A woman (with all her woman parts) is pregnant!
No way! So if you self mustilate youself and fuse a horn on your nose you are now a Rhino? Because you FEEL like one? It's a Miracle! or oh no! Fake Exorsisms! Ya think?
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
I have a friend who's certified to do the real ones. I disagree strongly with him about demonology.
But then, most of us here, should be certified for something, eh?
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ufo Inner circle Phoenix, Arizona 1185 Posts |
Raise your hand if you tell ghost stories and personally own more than one strait jacket!
"What's your drug?" she asked. "Hope" he said, "The most addicting one of all."
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Harley Newman Inner circle 5117 Posts |
Can't raise it. I'm in a straitjacket.
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iambest New user 61 Posts |
Did the money REALLY go to india??? 3m is quite a large sum to be held on bank account...
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