To you lurkers who are banging your head against the wall wondering what we discussing, here are the definition of our words:

Nail Writer – A strong metal nail we use to engrave our property.
Center Tear – The middle tear on a person’s face, crying by being amazed by a mentalist.
Remote Viewing – One hour of us viewing our act with a remote control after performance.
Clairvoyance – An Italian female emperor.
Telepathy – When a messenger gets on the telephone and signals the cameramen to start recording for the performance.
Metal Bending – When a machine is bending the stage props in shape. (microphone, poster tripod, curtain rings, etc.)
Sightless Vision – When a person wakes up from being hypnotized and remembers nothing.
Cold Reading – Reading a book that is frozen with ice.
Psychic – A person with a cloned brain.
Biokinesis – When two or more of the performer’s kin are in the audience.
The Outlaw – A person who performs mentalism in the Wild, Wild West.
Peak Wallet – When a person glances in his/her wallet to check if they have enough money for a mentalist performance.
Electric Touch – The shocking information people gossip about a mentalist.
Thought Transmitter – A machine that translates thoughts of two people when wired together.
Mindvention – Once a year conventions about how the mind was invented.
Mental Epic – Special TV episodes dealing with the mind.
Swami – A swarm of pencils being thrown in the air.
Book Test – The book test given to a magician to find out if he can be a mentalist.
PK Ring (Phony Kale Ring) – When a person gets a phony telephone ring about being promoted to Kale for mentalism class.
Billet Switch – When mentalist switch sleeping quarters to perform in different locations. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billet
ESP – Environmental Software for Professional mentalist.
Sixth Sense – The common sense of a sixth grader.
8th Sense – The common sense of an eighth grader.
Body Language – When a mentalist sends a signal to stage crew to take intermission.
13 Steps – The thirteenth step of a pyramid.
PSI (Pet Sitter International) – A company you can call to babysit your pets while you leave to watch a mentalist perform. http://www.petsit.com/
Pro Thumper – Football games played by professional mentalist.

Well done Mike.

Best Wishes,

Jim

Now that I finally understand what swami is I'm going to start doing the 'money in your pocket' routine.

Me: So lets try this. How much money do you have in your pocket?
Spec: Eh, lets see [counts]. 43 dollars and 12 cents.
Me: [throws swarm of pencils at spectator]

I'm sure this will "knock them dead" and leave them gasping for more. Air, that is.

No problem guys. I just wanted to let the lurkers know after I past my book test last week.

Mike, you are too helpful, maybe this should be moved to the secret place!!!
Nicely done!

This is very funny. I like your def of Biokinesis.

And I should point out that Clairvoyance was actually French.

R

13 Steps... I thought this was the program devised to help a performer kick his magic/mentalism addiction

-Eric D.

He left out one


Telekinesis - Your telekinephews sisters


Mike

Dynamike and Mike P., I know this is an old thread, but I'm making my way through everything. You guys are hilarious! Thanks for my Friday chuckle! I think they should move this to the Lurker Section.

I thought Biokinesis was my life story.

I am concerned about the high level of exposure that has suddenly appeared here in this fourm....


The next thing you know we'll be seeing the "Masked Mentalist" on television or something......

Sheesh.....

Very nice list Dynamike.
I will use it in my studies.

Thanks

Daylite

To the lurkers who want to learn how to do mentalism: http://www.mallusionist.com/mentalism/index.shtml

Invisible Thread - Utility cables hidden behind the stage curtains so they will not distract the audience.

Switchcraft - The spell to how to become a witch or warlock.

Key Bending - The way to make an emergency key for handcuffs if the original keys were lost.