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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
I've had 4 frozen pizzas in the freezer for about 5 months. Are they still good to eat? Or should I donate them to the church or something? I mean, I'm sure they won't kill anyone but will the flavor be affected?
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
Probably. Freezer burn. I don't think they'll taste nasty, but they're proably a little off.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
With all the chemicals and preservitives in it, I'm sure they will be good in another five too.
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
Problem solved. I brought them into the office. We have a pizza oven and these guys will eat anything.
I found a Hershey bar that a co-worker gave me in 2003 when his kid was born in my desk a couple of weeks ago. I took the announcement sleeve off the candy bar and threw it one the table in the lunchroom. It disappeared.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
You're baaadd!
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
It was just an experiment. I didn't think anyone would eat it. lol!
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts |
Gee...let's see, people, office, food....hmmm
Now you need to kick it up a notch and bring in other "food" items to see just how hungry they are...lol Check the cupboards, look in (way) back of the fridge... |
Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
They would probably eat Kibbles and Bits if you put it in a fancy bowl.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
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On 2008-10-15 15:02, Vandy Grift wrote: You had a kid born in your desk?
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
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Rotten Special user 829 Posts |
Take a tuna can and a cat food can and swap the labels. Then you will see if they eat the catfood that is labeled tuna!
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Where I used to work, we had a series of lunchroom fridge thefts. It makes people very angry when they go into the kitchen and their lunch is gone.
One woman put a note in the bulletin that that she had hepatitis and the thief better see a doctor. Oddly, this woman was in charge of insurance and benefits for the company. if someone went for a hepatitis test, she would know about it. I thought that was pretty clever.
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
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On 2008-10-15 18:43, Slartibartfast wrote: Ha! That was a pretty poorly written sentence. No, my desk was not used as a makeshift delivery table.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Eddie Torres Special user New York City 692 Posts |
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On 2008-10-15 18:43, Slartibartfast wrote: LOL! That's so awkward that it's hilarious Eddie
Eddie Ivan Torres
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Dr. Delusion Special user Eugene, Oregon. 733 Posts |
I'm glad to hear they'll be able to cook them. To me, Eating a frozen pizza really don't sound that good. I'm fairly sure it would make my teeth hurt.
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kregg Inner circle 1950 Posts |
Preservatives have nothing to do with keeping a frozen pizza from growing bacteria. Most preservatives used for frozen foods are used to maintain texture by keeping the dough from turning to mush, the meat from crumbling, and preserve the flavor. After a freezer item has been through a few thaws (from transport) and several defrost cycles, the item is actually cooked up based on cumulative temperatures. Mold and/or bacteria grow between freezes.
POOF!
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evolve629 Inner circle A stack of 3838 Posts |
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On 2008-10-15 14:01, Vandy Grift wrote: I'd throw them on the fire hot grill, add pepperoni, doused with red pepper flakes and topped with a hefty amount of parmesan, for 4-5 mins and you'll have some tasty pizza that bubbly on top with very crispy crust!
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Slartibartfast Loyal user Southern Illinois 230 Posts |
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On 2008-10-15 19:43, Vandy Grift wrote: Well, that's a relief. If someone had a kid in my desk it would take more than a candy bar to make up for that mess. Now, I have had a kid conceived on my desk, but that is another story...
If you can pull it off in a biker bar without being violated by a corn dog, more power to you.
-- Gwyd, the Unusual "YOUR Signature...speaks volumns (sic) as to your lack of understanding." --T.V. |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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On 2008-10-16 12:59, Slartibartfast wrote: That reminds me of that movie with Harrison Ford and Gretta or Gretchen whats-her-face. She says something like, "this is gonna be so good!", and then they go to the desk. And I thought--and still do--that's not "good", that's just uncomfortable! Hollywood. |
Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts |
I have had the wife of a coworker start changing her babies diaper two feet from my desk. I was sharing an office with another guy at the time, neither of us has any relation the the woman. She just walks, puts the baby down between our desks, and starts changing the thing. We looked at each other like "WTF, is this really happening? Why don't you go do that in your husbands office?" And we both got up and walked out. That was weird.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
I had a teacher who once left a bowl of styrofoam packing chips on his desk to see how many people would try to eat one. Several did.
I had a co-worker at Marvel who was a practising Wiccan. She also had "fridge" theft at the office. She put up a notice that she'd put a spell on the bottle of diet Coke in the fridge that if anyone but her tried to drink from it, they'd get diarieha (sp?) You'd laugh, but the thefts stopped! People didn't mess with Paty!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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