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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Subject: FW: Fwd: first date
> >> If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down > when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first > date > or >> not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. >> >> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date > that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date > experience. >> >> There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! >> >> She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had > taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. >> >> It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had > never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they > were headed home late that afternoon. >> >> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to > realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an > hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of >> nowhere! >> >> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. > Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a > point > where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, > or it would be the front seat of his car. >> >> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants > down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she > let > her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. >> >> Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and > indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could > think > about >> was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the > situation. >> >> >> Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As > she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were > firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles > immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the > icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due > to > the extreme cold. >> >> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she > answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply >> that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some > assistance! >> >> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and > then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She > too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose >> themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the > situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. >> >> Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from > the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the > predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only > one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time > date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. >> >> >> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize > hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. 'And you thought your > first >> date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole > newmeaning to being ****ed off.' >> >> Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was > sitting next to her on the Leno show >> >> If you laughed at this pass it on.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
Funny. But ... http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/frozen.asp
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Balducci you are as predictable as a fart after a Burrito.
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts |
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On 2009-02-04 20:49, Doug Higley wrote: Ditto, friendly stalker that you are.
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Man, whoever wrote that forensic analysis should look int the JFK assassination!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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