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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
I usually ask about the African , no the European .....
Northern California
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Put a fart machine under one of the chairs in advance.
Tell the audience you will only select someone who is not afraid to let out gas. Push the remote control. |
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thorsten dankworth Regular user 101 Posts |
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On 2010-11-17 20:58, Chris Abernathy wrote: This is the best way to invitate a woman to assist you... A nice gag, but nearly every woman will hate you for this gag and normally I don´t want a person on stage to assist me that hates me. So meanwhile I only do this gag with male. "For my next effect I need an intelligent, athletic and nice looking young man....You Sir, what´s your name? Frank, do you know anybody?" .... |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
There was a time when I would walk out with a leather bag, reach inside, pull out a handcuff and cuff someone.
I forgot to mention the cuff had a chain attached to a 20 pound ball. I never asked them to come up. I would drop the ball and leave with the bag. Sometimes the person would sit there the rest of the show and sometimes that would ask if they should come up. I usually responded that I wasn't going to go down there again because that ball was heavy. Then I would ask people to help and if they didn't I'd get out another bag and intimate that I was headed their way. - - - - Once I pretended that a thought of card would appear under someone's seat and as soon as they stood to look, I took their chair and walked up on the stage with it. - - - I just had a challenge to get a lady up so I pretended to ask her 88 year old mother and to have her help me move her mothers chair.... then I "noticed" that the woman was 88 BUT too late the victim was already standing and I pushed her chair into the isle which gave me enough space to wrangle her up, onto the stage..... the entire time apologising that I didn't notice how old her mother was and thanking her for filling in. That was a friendly hundred dollar bet between the owner and myself. The co-owner asked me to remind him to thank his partner for aggravating his wife... which I pretended to do by writing a note on the hundred dollar bill I had in my pocket.... explaining the bet as I displayed the bill.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Who in here really loves their wife or girlfriend and isn't afraid to say it...thank you sir for volunteering, come right up here.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Toss a sponge brick in the telling someone to catch it.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Ask which female audience member is wearing the shortest dress.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
"Is there a blind witness in the audience?"
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BrianMillerMagic Inner circle CT 2050 Posts |
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On 2011-01-01 21:52, Father Photius wrote: LOL I do that all the time. Classic. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Who is happy they paid their own money to see this show?
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Simon Southern Moss New user 51 Posts |
"What do you call those tribes of small people in Africa?", "Pigmy", "OK I will"
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korttihai_82 Inner circle Finland 1880 Posts |
For certain groups I have been lately toying up with throwing angry birds doll into audience to get em name randomly some things... Seems to work very well since the birds are at least regonized by everyone in finland
Also maybe the most used one in finland is to go to audience or ask some one to put up their hand, then introduce your next bit explaining that you will need a volunteer and since there is allready one hand up, he/she will do... Usually gets huge laughs and easy to follow up with most common jokes; get up, "put your feet one infront of other and pper body will follow you to stage with a round of applauses" and so on J-M |
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts |
You can SHOOT towards four out of five spectators.
Then, you just have to PICK the one that is alive. |
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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts |
"Sorry, did I spitted on you? you are the cohosen one. come to the stage."
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Dr_J_Ayala Inner circle In search of Vlad Dracul and his 2169 Posts |
I had a presentation for a set audience participation effects where I said that I needed a young lady to help, one that reminded me of 'El meu cor I la meva à nima, mi Doña MarÃa (My true love, my heart and soul). I would go into the audience and look for the obvious husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend couple, and after asking the lady her name, complementing her beauty and staring into her eyes like she was exactly what I was looking for, I would look at the boyfriend/husband and say, "Alright buddy, come with me!" This always got a huge laugh and it fit well into the set. It was always followed by the girlfriend/wife taking the blackmail photos or video of that part of the performance.
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dkarahan New user 62 Posts |
Frisbees!
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