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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Don't you just hate it when they gang up on you after your show to steal your props then scatter. I have three juggling clubs, and 24 balls to keep track of. Of course I could always go back to a day job. No I think I'll chase the little kids with my silicon balls for now.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
Ray Tupper. Special user NG16. 749 Posts |
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On 2010-06-17 16:34, Al Angello wrote: I think that's illegal in most civilised parts of the world. Did you lose them in the war? ;) Ray.
What do we want?
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
A gang of kids jumped me the other day and took one of my teeth.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Those balls ain't cheap..
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
Wow, I'm pleasantly surprised that nobody has chimed in with "There are no bad kids..." yet.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
There are no bad kids...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
...just bad performers!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Ed
That really hurt.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
Christopher Rinaldi Veteran user 347 Posts |
There are bad kids, bad parents and bad performers... don't fool yourselves.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Christopher
When the parents start stealing my props I will just hang it up, and go back to my old day job. I used to be a very unhappy electrical engineer, but them suckers didn't laugh at my jokes like the kids do. LOL
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
Nosher Loyal user 261 Posts |
Al, stick some rfid chips in your gear. With your background I bet you could whip up a mean scanner. Imagine the smiling faces of the youngsters when you knock on their parent's door, asking for your stuff back.
Escapemaster-in-chief from all sorts of houdingplaces - Finnegans Wake
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kcg5 Inner circle who wants four fried chickens and a coke 1868 Posts |
Just go down to your local toys r us and pick up some of those nifty rfid chips..
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!!!!!
"History will be kind to me, as I intend to write it"- Sir Winston Churchill |
ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On 2010-06-18 09:19, Al Angello wrote: Sorry. Just a play on the old; "There are no bad dogs" line.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Ken Northridge Inner circle Atlantic City, NJ 2392 Posts |
One must do their best to keep up with the changing parenting philosophies. Yesterday I asked my 6 yr. old volunteer to say, "Hocus Pocus chicken bones choke us." She looked at me with a scowl. Finally, the mother said, "Oh, I don't think she'll say that, she's a vegetarian."
"Love is the real magic." -Doug Henning
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3623 Posts |
Al-
I used to have the same problem. Figured out it was the glitzy props. Now I have solved the problem once and for all, and am coming out with a book, perhaps even a DVD. All I have so far is the title--- "Cow Chip Magic"...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
WOW
There's a farmer near here that will give me cow chips by the bucket for free, and I have hundreds of dollars invested in my juggling, and magic props. I can't wait to get my hands on that book.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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